What a twist

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>>388323918

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>>388323918
What rewards are we getting out of the rising?

>>388323918
Go back to /vg/.

>>388323918
I unsubscribed after the final stormblood fight.. what is this?

>>388324119
Stormblood orchestrion
Wind up Lyse
Wind up Gosetsu
Fireworks and a bit of furniture

>>388324213
A new seasonal event where you meet YoshiP

>Meet Michael Myers in-game dressed as a samurai

10/10 event

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>>388324543
>Wind up Lyse
Nice

>Big gathering in Ul'Dah
>Some players dancing the idol dance on stage to celebrate the Rising

The Nips sure like their idols

>>388324709
Haven't we already met yoshi p once?

>>388325059
Well, he's the wandering minstrel, so yeah.

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What did our lord yoship reveal about patch 四.一

That MIDI of the Fractal Continuum tho

>>388325059
Yeah, he remembers you if you did the event two years ago

>>388324543
Isn't there one of those tacky oriental souvenir jackets in the game files?
I thought that was part of the Rising events.

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continuing with uploading my XIV loot from C92. Almost done now

Khloe-chan, onegai!: https://exhentai.org/g/1106468/52df1b3c61/

>>388326934
>Khloe lewds
Delete this
>Khloe lewds in Shisui
DELETE

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>>388326934
>this masterpiece got scanned
Thank you, Yoshi!

>ast balance before 4.06
>23k direct crit midare in xelphatol, antitower
>ast balance after 4.06
>21k direct crit midare in susano normal
DELET

>>388323918

>The hope that breaks over Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn

Holy shit, they actually did it.

>>388326689
>two years ago
you met him in prison in 1.0 you smelly non-legacy shit

>>388323918
Do I have to be 70 to start this garbage? Or just finish the MSQ?

>>388326934
god bless you anon

>>388327607
it's an event, so either level 15 or level 30 no worries
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2017/The_Rising/

>>388326934

>https://exhentai.org/g/1106468/52df1b3c61/

>Green hair
>Tits

What the fuck?

>>388327846
Strangely he talks about liberating the Mhiggers, so it'll be weird if you're a new player.

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Will he ever be able to hold a potato again?

>>388326934
>memepanda
Now post a real link?

>>388328153
when is pippin going to cuck his father?

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>>388328159
Here you go.

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>>388328159
>he still doesn't have access to sadpanda

>>388328330
>cuck
pretty sure it'd be straight up incest at this point
>(((adopted))) son
not buying it. horrifying, but not buying

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>>388327296
AST needs to be nerfed in 4.1

>>388328450
>>>388327296
>AST needs to be nerfed in 4.1
Kys

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>>388323918
>Yoship logs as BRD
>Now this

DEEPEST LORE

>>388328153
Nanamo would be cuter if she was a Hyur

>>388328450
Wise SCH players deserve to be number one

>>388327416
>playing a shit game

>Stormblood's theme
>not Stormblood's Dungeon theme
Shit event. SHIT EVENT!

>>388328527
Everything about this post says your life has been a parade of intentional mistakes and missteps to this moment.

>lakshmi's cross aoe does over 12k damage in normal and shouldn't be stacked or stood in
>they barely tickle in extreme and you can just facetank them
??????????????

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>>388328761
>mfw a non-legacy mark player posts near me

>>388328837
I thought he mained BLM

>>388328159
>>388326934
How come people dont use nhentai?

>>388328382
Adoption never entered into it in the first place, you french fried cheeze sandwich.

>>388328854
I used to look forward to regular primal duties. Now I dread them.
The only remotely not terrifying one is Susan and only because if you get a non retard tank, it's trivial. Still not fun.

>>388328914
He does, but since 1.0 he's played a Minstrel/BRD who sang songs of the future of the game and about the WoL's destiny

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Where's the twist? That NPC has been Yoshi-P's shameless self insert since 1.0.

>>388329004
>>388328914
er portrayed* not played

>>388328981
http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Pipin_Tarupin
>Raubahn used his prize money to secure legal guardianship of Pipin, formally adopting him as his son.
Mentions it in the wall of text at the tail end of ARR.

Seto is a dummy

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Lest we forget

>>388328990
people have such a terrible tendency to get hit by stacked rasen kaikyo in susan normal that i have to take bloodbath there to heal myself. it's not too trivial if your healers and half of your dps are retarded. stack and aoe damage can escalate quickly
with that said i liked normal more than extreme. there is much more room to frolic around instead of sandbagging him in a corner, and there are less shit interrupting you too

>>388329231
Good riddance, tbqh.

>>388323918
This game is a fucking trainwreck, it's one of the worst MMOs i've ever played.

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>>388327317
> Eorzea
> O MY RUBBER CORRUPTION TUMBLR SENSES
Should I just post the entirety of 8-bit theater for you dense as adamantite cuck-o-tron farthing philistines by this point?

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>>388329321
Piss off Kupo

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>>388329231
fuck

serves me right for browsing this shit while not caught up. brb gonna haul ass through msq

>>388323918
Finally, its time to buy shitloads of a realm reborn red

>>388329441
oh anon, i'm sorry that got spoiled for you. yeah it was heartbreaking and unexpected

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Post cats.

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>>388329265
>doing story-mode primals more than once
I don't understand
And don't give me that Trial Roulette crap, the EXP/tomes it gives is appalling and you're almost guaranteed to spend half an hour on it due to idiots causing wipes

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>>388329390

What?

>>388328153
>tfw Nanamo was gored by the bull

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>>388329321

>>388329428
Moogles are too cute

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Here's hoping for SCH, WAR, and DRK changes in 4.1.

>>388329531
Fuck off back to /xivg/

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>>388329531
>playing a catboy
congratulations on being lumped in with the worsts kinds of people in ffxiv

>>388323918
Why does his character have a butt chin if the real Yoshida does not?

>>388329594
I never seem to have that problem.

>>388328153
>has literal company of magitek geniuses
>can't get an arm replacement
I wanted my discount guts faction leader. Not a child-son torch passing.

>>388326354
Nothing. There was no secret dev room this time, no reveals about what's coming in 5.0, just a very simple(but still cool) old-school dungeon crawler interface where you have to find parts of a password. It sucks there were no future hints, but on the other hand it may be for the best. I mean, we already knew about SAM and RDM two years before SB launched, so hype as the reveal trailers were there was no surprise to it.

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>>388329231
You already did, it's your best talent.
>>388329449
There are other colors you rusting sack of meat, try them.
>>388329428
You will become a flesh coat.
>>388329531
Post something productive, like a will to action outside of your visual spoonfeed neurotic addiction.
>>388329797
>lying on the internet with an image macro
>tired
>need caffeine
>and
>>388329834
also you're unhelpful right now.

>>388329797
What changes could there be for SCH?

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>>388329797
>hoping for SCH, WAR, and DRK changes in 4.1.

Dude WAR right now is kinda in the perfect spot, besides comparing the three tanks he still deals the highest DPS. DRK kinda needs a little rework or something because the souleater spam is real and fucking boring.

>>388329980
>perfect silence like a Chuck Norris Pod Person
>eyes
>muscles tense

>>388329918
There are other colors you rusting sack of meat, try them.

What the fuck? there's only one of these.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCj0CvsxrrU

>>388329797
Hoping for MCH changes that make them fun to play. 123spam is not what I wanted out of a skill culling.

>>388330101
?

>No Content Fantasy Reborn XIV: Stillblood

September 2 letter live better kick it out of the park if they want to get me to resub

>>388330208
But Anon you have to stay subbed for the submarine mount!!!!!

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I was amused.

>>388330208
Then this game is not for you buddy, you know they will release shinryu ex probably and a 24-man raid, then the next patch they will expand the MSQ and probably beast tribes, then te next patch they will release the second tier of savage.

They will never make something new.

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>>388330109
So in all the effort to type that when are you taking me out on a date?
>flat chested tomboy
>revealing Stand on a first date

>>388330208
>WoW is releasing their biggest patch in history
>Meanwhile at Gamescom Yoshi cant even be bothered to even give a date on 4.1 yet and its been 3 months

>>388329834

But he's not playing an au ra female.

>>388329378
I've played worse.

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>>388330358
"It's not a bug, it's a feature!"

>>388329980
>Dude WAR right now is kinda in the perfect spot
>kinda perfect spot
>Has to break his fucking back to pump out a miniscule increase in DPS with zero utility
Make no mistake, DRK is definitely in the shittier spot of the two, but both of them need work.

>>388329935
Probably change Adlo and Succ so that SCH doesn't get BTFO in his own role by fucking AST.

>>388330181
>123
Hell, sometimes it's not even that because you won't always have ammo. Even aside from the balance issues, they made so many jobs so much shittier to play for no goddamn reason.

SHIROGANE WHEN

i'm sitting on 48 million right now i want to spend

>>388323918
So about S Ranks.
If no one does the triggering after some time do they just spawn anyway?

>>388330505
>>Has to break his fucking back to pump out a miniscule increase in DPS with zero utility
>As in go back to deliverance, pop Zerk and inner release then blow your cleaveload on the boss face

Yeah sure, even when i fuck everything up i still get 2.8k in the worst case scenario

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>>388330358
>You don't have to draw your own map on paper
What kind of casual game is this

>>388330367
>Then this game is not for you buddy
ok reddit

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>tfw still hunting for Allied Seals

>>388330391
What? Probably never, judging your behavior you're not from my server anyways

>>388330627
>go back to deliverance
>being out of deliverance in the first place
>2.8k
I believe you, don't worry

>>388330674
what GC outfit you trying to go for?

>>388330641
One that amused me more than it should, The Toy Chest version of it is harder.

>>388330761
Yeah i'm sure you don't play Savage, so you don't have to swap with the main tank

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>>388330536
>SHIROGANE
And I don't even know, it's your call deep-pockets.
>hot pocket joke

>>388330591
Like a tumblrwhale, S ranks have to be triggered before they'll show up.

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>>388329231
The fact I marathoned ARR->SB in a week and still felt a hint of something when this happened is pretty incredible work.
It must have been the red wedding for long time subbers.

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>beat Stormblood last night
>finally caught up for once
>go look up the extreme primal guides
>all this random shit going on
>all these specific patterns
>all this visual clutter
>mfw people say these are the easiest release primals
I mean, I'm pretty sure it's going to be 100% easier when I actually do it once or twice and see, but still. It's a bit to take in.

>>388330842
>ever going into defiance
>going into tank stance at all
Nigger, on the off chance you even completed savage you clearly don't know what the fuck you're doing. Tank stance is literally useless outside of initial learning parties, in which case it's just a lazy crutch.

>>388330870
Yeah when you see all that specific shit you have to do is kinda overwhelming, you seek guides and all you see is some criptic shitty maps. But when you do it you realize its not hard, its all about positioning.

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>>388330816
I'm saving for the Serpent Elite's Loincloth

>>388330842
You dont need that to swap if you use shirk.

>>388330870
Susanboyle will give you trouble. Lakshmi is a total pushover.

>>388331000
Dude if you take your defiance off at the tank buster while doing savage content with a PUG its a death sentence my nigger.

>>388330870
Do Lakshmi first. I did Susano first and was sorely disappointed once I reached Lakshmi weeks later.

>>388330842
>so you don't have to swap with the main tank

Provoke and Shirk mein nigger, WAR's are usually main tanking, start in Defiance, do one full rotation of Butcher's Block, go back to Deliverance and you should have absolutely no problem, and if you do, use a couple of onslaught on the boss and bam, problem solved

>>388331000
I was talking about an actual tank with a turret and obstacle crushing abilities and an MP4 player and the wolfe shebang.
>why aren't you in bed right now?

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>>388329321
Haurchefant was destined to be with Fem WoL

>>388331170
Giraffe lolis give best deepthroat

>>388331036
>>388331117
see
>>388331093

And yes, i know, i only use defiance when pulling and recieving the tankbuster, dense mofos

>>388331117
Yeah too bad half of the MT i play with they never use shirk

>>388331216
You're meant to take care of Rielle, not sexualise her

>>388331216
>Said Jack the Ripper upon awakening from cryo sleep

>touch Teleportation Ward
>get thrown into GM jail
[Sweating intensifies]

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>>388331218
>pretends to hit 2.8k in pug savage while ever using tank stance
>pretends tank stance is useful or even necessary
>uses, of all things, abysmal pug groups as a reference point for why tank stance even has a purpose

>>388331324
Hey that's just what I heard from Ol' Sid

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>>388326934

>>388331401
(You)

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>>388331410
Shut up.
>>388331442
Septuple shut up.

>>388331442
Here, I'll break it down for you since you're that much of a shitter.

Just because it has the word "tank" in the name doesn't actually mean it's in any way useful for tanking. In dungeons it has a use because self-sustain ain't what it used to be, but fighting single enemies like bosses and primals it really serves no purpose, especially in something as predictable as savage where you can anticipate every single tankbuster coming your way.

Warrior's mitigation kit is strong enough to plow through every tankbuster in DPS stance with plenty of health to spare, so tank stance ends up being nothing more than a DPS loss. Enmity generation is also a non-issue as everyone has godly enmity management now, and shirk is overpowered as fuck

>>388331714
(You)

>>388331714
(You)

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>>388330358

>>388329594
I'm farming second chance for a 2lines reward. I don't know of any better way. I actually do get a bonus every fight
Also on trial roulettes, the tome it gives is pretty good. 10 creation per 5 minutes is better than the absolute shitshow that's leveling

>>388331714
You're right, but only in the context of playing in a static

>>388331907
Finish your relic, lazy bum

>>388331963
Fucking THIS.

Defiance doesn't even reduce damage taken
I can understand shield oath or grit, but defiance is actually pointless to whether one will live a tank buster or not, you're either full health or you're not

>>388331967
I've done like 5 of Animas already and 8 Zodiacs. I'm almost done with the last two Zodiacs and I have enough mats to make another Sharpened Anima, and two Hyperconductives right now if I really wanted to. I'm just dreading grinding light again, especially as SCH of all things.

>>388331963
Not even then. If your PUG group is so shitty that they aren't using enmity management, you're pretty much SoL anyway outside of O1S and O2S.

>>388331218
Shirk is the biggest meme of all time.

>>388332067
Wow nice anon, i never really made it past hyperconductive step, i didn't like how you were supposed to get sands.

I didn't play during HW so I didn't get to fight Ravana when he was current content.

Was his ex primal fight well received? He's pretty cool as far as primals go

>>388326934
That's not Khloe.

That's an abomination.

>>388332061
In fairness, mathematically speaking defiance works out to about the same as 20% mitigation (it's a bit worse, but not by any noticeable margin).

Only reason WAR doesn't even consider touching his tank stance is because most of his DPS ability is locked behind his DPS stance, and his mitigation kit is so godly as to not necessitate it in the first place.

>>388332209
Ravana was the shit. At least way better than Bismarck.

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wew

>>388332146
Shirk is free DPS how is it a meme

>>388332492
It's horrendously overrated.

>>388331714
(You)

>>388332578
You want a (You)? You can have this (You).

>>388332578
What the fuck is this the official forums? If you don't shirk on tank swaps you deserve to be kicked for how much of a shitter you are. It's FREE fucking DPS

>>388332578
>t. shitter

>>388332660
Uh last I checked it doesnt do damage, hello?

>388332627
>388332660
>388332714
>m-muh dps
It's a negligible increase and it was never needed for tank swaps before now. You can still keep DPSing on a swap without it if you're not retarded, and it's not even up for every swap anyway.

>>388332660
Not him but naaaah. I can live without shirk, obviously its a a convenience to be shirked but its not a huge dealbreaker. Don't expect random shitters to be 99th percentile players

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>>388332491

>>388332129
Demanding PF healers to heal you without going into tank stance at any point of the fight is not only unreasonable, it's also completely unnecessary, even in O4S.
If you die and cause a wipe, you'll blame the healers, but it's entirely your fault to ask for tactics that only help you with your FFLogs and nothing else

>>388332823
>O4S
>PUG
>Group so shit that you have to be in tank stance to survive
Whatever you say bucko

>>388332947
How's Gilgamesh buddy? here's your (You)

>>388332782
Quoted
>>388332714
>>388332660
>>388332627

Why do so many tanks lose enmity? Is it that fucking hard to hold?

>>388332491
Dancer 5.0

>>388332782
Yes but with Shirk you dont need to go back into stance and you have less or no need to use your weaker enmity combo as well.

>>388333243
DNC is coming mid expansion.

>>388333336
>>388333243
As a dodge tank I hope

>>388333458
I dont think that would work on FFXIV

>>388333458
>raid some savage
>dnc main tank
>things are going great
>dnc doesn't dodge tankbuster
>party wipes or hits enrage because of trying to fix that fuckup

>release new DPS at start of xpac
>people level them using the MSQ exp, logically
>release new tank and healer a little later into xpac
this is the logical thing to do
i dont expect stormblood's team to be that smart though

>no Viking tank with huge hammers
For what reason

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I still want DNC, Yoshida.

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>Get a free DPS job out of levelling Scholar
>Apparently shit and complained about constantly
Whatever, I still got a free 70 class

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>Answers - Reprise Orchestrion Roll

>>388333458
Dancer has always been either debuffer or healer.

Or both, like in XI.

>BRD is almost at 70, DRK is at 65
>Want to play another job, way too lazy to level one from 1
>SAM and RDM are literally put you to sleep tier

I guess I'll just have to wait and see if I get motivated to level grind once more

>>388333336

Please Yoshi, make this statement be true. If DNC did come out sooner rather than later, I'd pick it up in an instant

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>there are brainlets that dont know that the numbers are aligned with the letters in the event puzzle

>>388333336
I remember when I still had optimism.

>play support dps
>feel like my dps barely matters enough to salvage shit runs
>play big dick dps
>enmity issues in 50% of the fights no matter how much enmity control i use
fucking christ, why should I be punished because of someone else's fuckups? they should braindeadify tanks some more so that retards can't ruin other people's game

>>388330367
>Then this game is not for you buddy,
I just want something with an unironic lastability. PVP that doesn't suck. World content of ANY kind. Raiding that isn't over in a week and degrades into FFlogs autism because there's nothing else to do. Deep Dungeon crawling that's worth repeating.

This is a fucking multiplayer game.
How can you fail to make it last?

>>388335291
>tfw leveling a dps job
These queues are fucking terrible

>>388335661
FATE grind and do daily hunts while waiting

>>388335661
Beast Tribes and pick up crafting/gathering.

>>388326934
It was okay, but why are her tits to big. Khloe isn't even close to that developed. But I appreciate the effort.

>>388335609
Look forward to the new 24 man raid where welfare geared PLDs with unmelded accs will lose aggro every single pull

>>388334456
SCH/SMN would be great value for money if both classes weren't so shit currently

>>388336045
Neither suck, they're just unpleasant to play, full of self-contradicting design ideas.

I want to slide my cock into a Potato pussy

>>388336173
You're right, they're both a pain in the ass to play

>>388331714
He's right
Anyone who disagres is a grey parsing content respecting Paladin

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How the hell do I use Ten Chi Jin? I tried doing mudras while it was up but only get one off before the bunny starts showing up.

>>388331714
>all these shitters posting (You)'s in some vain attempt to disprove this post
Why is this board so full of awful players?

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>>388336241

>>388336492
/v/ is actually turbocasual you should've learned that by now

>>388336515
>You will never be in a Duty and the Lalafell healer is constantly teasing you with upskirts and lewd gestures while you're trying to focus on your rotation

I want to marry Zhloe and make lots of kittens with her

>>388335609

>Play role with 0 responsibility
>Ree like a retard

Just play a tank or healer then cuck.

>>388336489
press ten
press ninjutsu for fuma
press chi
press ninjutsu for raiton
press jin
press ninjutsu for suiton

>They finally added the version of Answers that played before 1.0 ended

>>388336854
>upskirt
>lalafell
There's no way you're seeing one unless you're constantly dying like a shitter.

>>388336241
>>388336515
I didn't before but now I do. shit

>>388337026
Well with a Lala flashing her fat booty you probably will die from being distracted so much

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>>388337254
>FF Fourteen
>fat booty

I fucking wish

>>388336968
My responsibility is killing shit before it wipes everything
YOUR responsibility is keeping its attention. If you can't do that just play a dps.

>>388337026
>>388336854
She'd need to lift her dress up over head and if you're playing a taller character she'd need to stand on her highchair.

>>388337354
I'm not going to adjust just because some entitled dps isn't using diversion
My dps drops like a rock if I'm using defiance, if you pull aggro after zerk+unchained thats your fault, not mine.

Do hunts still give cracked crystals?

>>388337326
If you look at a Lalafells model, they honestly do have the fattest booty in comparison to the rest of their body. Flat chest, wide hips, fat ass, thick thighs.

>>388337354

>killing shit before it wipes everything

Which is what both tanks and healers deal with as well - putting out as much damage as they can. So they're doing your job, and theirs.

So fuck off.

>>388337465
Why do you think it's so distracting
>The rest of the party is busy dealing with Ravana while the Lalafell healer is pulling her dress off and exposing herself to you
Damn exhibitionist Lalafell

>>388336994
That was far more simple than what I was trying.

>>388337497
Yeah

>>388337498
>spudfucker thinks they have a fat booty
Potato mashers are this delusional

>>388337489
>enmity issues in 50% of the fights no matter how much enmity control i use
Where do you get off to the idea that I didn't use diversion?
Why are you even defensive about this? Did it hit too close to your weakness?

>>388337587
>tank losing enmity
>doing their job
Go fuck yourself.

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THESE GAMES NEED TO STOP BEING LEWD

HOW CAN I PLAY AN MMO WITH A BONER

Don't tell me the password but how are you supposed to guess it?
Does the numbers of the first floor indicate something?

>>388337746
If you pull aggro after zerk+unchained, its your fault, and no one elses.
Do you know how much aggro generation zerk+uchained, with two block combos and equilibrium is?
If you pull aggro after those, you by fact either aren't using diversion, or the group dps overall is bad.

>>388336489
It tracks what mudra you press, so the one you use first is remembered.

You're supposed to do this for example: ten > press ninjutsu get fuma > chi > press ninjutsu get raiton > jin > press ninjutsu get suiton.

If you do something like this: ten chi jin > press ninjutsu get suiton > ten chi > you're gonna rabbit here because it reads your sequence as ten chi jin ten chi at this point.

>>388337746

We're talking about role responsibility, mongoloid. DPS = none, while tank/healer = some. Not much, but it's more than none.

So go play a role that matters or keep to your DPS shed.

>>388337937
They do.

>>388337937
look at your first floor then second floor

they're on the same spot
figure it out

>>388338070
Crafty nips.

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>>388337937
>people is this brainlet

You don't need to use the numbers at all. The letters that are part of the password on level 2 have an ADS ball at their location, the fake letters are blank at that section of the maze.

>>388338118
>>388338150
>>388338287
Yeah, pretty much found it as soon as I posted.
I am not a cleverman.

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I close my eye, tell me why must we suffer?

>>388338095
Sure, post a log of you clearing O1S with tanks and healers and no dps. Go ahead. I can wait. Dps has no responsibility, right? It doesn't matter, right? You can do everything in the game with just tanks and healers, right? If it doesn't have any responsibility why can't you clear content without it?

And don't wank about "role responsibility" when most tanks can't maintain or regain enmity worth a shit and most healers leave the fight with 30 total dps.

>>388326934
>fake loli
2/10

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>>388337498
>>388337692
>he doesn't think lalas are built for love

>>388338664
Mad

>>388338543
thank you, that was all i could think of during that scene

https://youtu.be/eR_5yeJI4L0

>>388338664
Enrage was literally created to give DPS a purpose.

>>388338875
Not as much as the retard sperging out over muh responsibility when someone simply made a post saying "tanks in my parties can't hold enmity".

>>388339053
What the fuck are you running where the tank losing enmity is a concern? If it's a raid or a primal, your fault, if it's a dungeon, it still might be your fault.

>>388337746
>enmity issues in 50% of the fights no matter how much enmity control i use
Ain't it the truth? No matter what I do, these scrub ass tanks can't hold against me and it's sickening

>>388336492
(You)

>>388339356
Are you using diversion on CD?

>>388339356
Samefag

>>388336492
>Why do people bait me when I fall for it?
How long have you been here?

>>388339448
Yes actually. A lot of the time I'll rip and there will be some 30 seconds left before diversion is up again

>>388339252
Why would it be my fault when I used diversion off cooldown?
Why would it be my fault when I steal enmity by jumping to an add that the tank had all to himself for the last 15 seconds?
Many people are shit at the game. This is nothing new. I don't know why this would startle you.

>>388339518
You're supposed to quote multiple posts, dumbass

>>388339590
Diversion is a fucking trashcan skill that only delays the inevitable. Casters are the ones that have a real enmity control skill, it's called Lucid Dreaming. Ranged can use Tactician, who gives a fuck. It's melee that mysteriously don't have much aside from Diversion and Elusive Jump although they shit out a lot of damage.

>>388323918
"thanks for the fantasia money, you waifu retard!"

>>388333228
Sometimes I don't bother, as in I see one trash mob going for the DPS. I figure they will dispatch it quickly enough.

Last night, I tried out the meme of pulling multiple mobs. The six or eight snow wolves tore me to shreds in like 2 seconds. I'm only lvl 50 though, maybe that's only an option with overwhelming ngly high ilvl.

>>388339895
Agreed. The highest DPS class only has the one aggro dump? Meanwhile they gave two to black mage because fuck yoship

>>388339895
that's why NIN is the best melee

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>>388338771

>>388339895
>Tfw SAM/MNK
>Always die first as soon as the tank die even though I'm using diversion on burst and then on CD

>>388340153
You don't mass pull while levelling in the higher dungeons. You won't have the gear and arguably won't have the skill.

>>388340320
That's what fists of earth and third eye are for. You're the tank now!

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I want to commit a crime

>>388326934
those are the gayest censors ever, why does japan have that stupid law

>>388340446
And Japanese people don't even give a shit. You'll hit the same wall with them that you'd hit in America, "Eh who cares"

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>>388340413

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>DRK storyline continues to be the best of all job storylines in the game
Was it the setting? Heavensward was so much cooler than mhiggers and weebs.

>>388340320
i've seen these episodes way too often when playing sam
>prep my opener with diversion
>finish my opener
>2

>prep my opener with diversion
>the rdm/blm had better burst so they're ahead
>the little snitches press lucid dreaming and i immediately jump to 2
and yeah, even when the tank die i'm inevitably the next to go because the only thing that can potentially outdps me also has a move to instantly put it in the middle of the list
yoship you fucking hack

>>388340413
I want a foursome between Khloe, Tataru and Nanamo where I leave their tiny, puffy pussies a cum drooling mess

>>388339534
Haha pranked bro.

>>388338664

Yes anon, literally everything besides savage can be done with nothing but tanks and healers. Hell you can autoattack your way through most shit and get by fine.

And as I said, 'dealing damage' isn't even a DPS's responsibility. It's something everyone tries to push when the content matters.

>>388340710
All of the 2.x jobs are plagued with their terible introduction stories because all of the effort that was put into story was used in writing the MSQ and post MSQ. Job stories were an afterthought.

For the HW jobs, they had a lot more time and effort put into it, and the DRK questline is the single questline that is about YOU and not helping some other NPCs. That's why the DRK questline succeeds, and probably will always succeed. The only time the DRK questline wasnt about you was the 50-60 questline, and that was arguably pretty bad compared to 30-50.

>The Rising Vendor is Minfillia
Has anyone else noticed?

>>388340710
It's the only storyline that acknowledges how much you baby the people of Eorzea. It will always be good for that alone.

>>388340865
(Me)

>>388341054
Dude what AST and MCH stories are lame as fuck. At least MCH gets to hang out with the previous pirate king of Limsa.

Will we eventually get a scene or a duty where the WoL joins a party featuring all the leaders of each City-State as they attack some Garlean facility? Cause theres enough to fill out a pretty decent party

>>388326934
Could you dump it somewhere. I don't have an exhentai account.

>>388341064
Yeah, four years ago

>>388341467
What I wouldn't do to have Merlwyb in my party.

>>388341467
WoL alone is already more powerful than all of them combine so never.

>>388341585
I also enjoy hanging out with hair-lipped genocidal maniacs.

>>388341645

>More powerful than all of them combined
>Got their ass kicked by some guy with a sword several times

Hahaha

>>388340710
I think the DRG storylines are good solely because it's the only storyline (as far as I am aware) where you have no one teaching you. You are the best Dragoon in the land, so theres no one who could possibly be your mentor, so you are actually pushing the Dragoon skills to their limits and developing brand new techniques. The storyline actually calls out the fact that other Dragoons want you to be their teacher because you are the best.

>>388341380
Because again, AST and MCH are focused on other NPC's, not yourself.

>>388341669
fuck off raubahn nobody likes the impotent flames

>>388341747
That, and Estinien has real reason to treat you as his equal, better, or rival.

The rest say similar things but it feels fake. Fuck Widargelt.

>>388341585
>Merlwyb will never command you to cum in her cleavage so she can wear it around all day

>>388341727
>Raubahn doesn't even dare to fight Zenos
>WoL broke Zenos nippon steel folded over thousand times

>Just got to Ishgard

Those final ARR cutscenes were pretty good, though I'm not sure why my player didn't just pulled out her axe and just slaughtered the entire room of the capitalist pigdogs.

>>388329797

They said in the one live letter around the time of 4.05 they were planning to rework Shake it Off, so warriors at least have that coming. My hope is it'll get turned into some sort of group utility.

so what about the sukajan jacket that got datmined?

>>388341467
you can see all the city state leaders, Alphy and Hien fighting on the sides at various parts in Ala Mhigo. Especially Aymeric and a few of his knights will run past you if you wait for a bit after defeating the first boss

>>388341832
What're you gonna do bitch, cut off my left arm? Ooooh too slow!

>>388341875
Exactly, and if you go through the DRG questline, it is actually integrated into the HW story to a small degree, at least to the point of being called out by some NPCs that you are an Azure Dragoon on par with Estinien. Where in other questlines you are just a student, in the Dragoon questline you are at the top

>>388323918
Is this from an old event? I got SAM Yoshi-P.

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>>388341996
>My hope is it'll get turned into some sort of group utility
That would be good but
>Shake it off gets reworked into an upgraded version of Bloodlust

>mfw Estinien had voiced lines where he acknowledged that you were also the Azure Dragoon

>>388341958
No one actually died

>>388341958
That wouldn't have cleared your name.

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>>388342172
>called the bull of ala mhigo
>cucked out of his homeland and arm
Really fires the cannons

>>388327159
but not translated
yet

>>388340987
No, you won't be able to do extreme either. Using your brilliant logic healing would be a RDM's responsibility because it can do so, except people are luckily not always retarded enough to believe that. If clumsily rubbing your lv30 rotation on an enrage-less boss for half an hour before it yields is what you consider to be your ultimate purpose and what makes you think you're on the same level as those shitting out 4 times your output and making the run go faster for everybody, well that's pretty sad.

>>388341782
No they suck because the stories are boring, NPC focused or otherwise. They're not interesting.
>MCH story
>Haha ishgard hates poor people let's go shoot stuff
>End result: wow we were wrong and respect you poor people
>Stormblood comes along
>Cool I'm a cop now I guess because I definitely don't have anything better to do than babysit this unimportant nation during A FUCKING WAR
>End result: wow we were wrong and respect you now poor people police force

>>388342372
>t. ilberd

>>388342301
Fuck it, if we got bloodbath back utility could go eat a dick for all I care.

>>388342372
>Bull of ala mhiggers
>Defers to everyone and only accomplishes anything when the Bull of Light is there to help
>watches patiently as BoL finishes up with Sultana

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>>388342741
>watches patiently as BoL finishes up with Sultana
>my WoL is a femroe

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>>388342741
>ARR didn't end with you pounding Nanamo into her bed sheets as a thanks for all your help

>>388330870
Lakshmi
>Does she have chimichangsa?
>Yes? Vril
>No? Who cares.

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>>388342906
>>388342941
>potato fucker

>>388342906

Femroes all have dicks anyway.

>>388335335
>"Forbiden Love: Figuring out a 7 letter password from 14 randomly chosen letters is THANKS? I don't think so !!!"
BUT ANON, WHAT MORTAL BEING HAS THE SUPER GENIUS LEVEL INTELLECT REQUIRED FOR BASIC PATTERN RECOGNITION? TRULY THIS IS AN IMPOSSIBLE TASK!

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>>388343063
I feel like I missed some important lore here

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>mfw everyone's now AFKing in Kugane and Mhrgrgrlgrgl's Reach
>mfw I can AFK in Ishgard in peace now

>>388331714
>enmity management
>"Hey boss, you wanna use Diversion?"
>"You don't pay my sub. Use your tank stance, faggot."

>>388343196
Nobody ever afked in Ishgard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrBvV0LOhIM

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>>388343196
>Ishgard housing
>NEVER, EVER

I'm still mad, and will always be mad.

Fuck Weebs, and fuck Weebland.

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>>388343248
>Yo man, my TP is running a bit dry, wanna goad me?
>NO FUCK YOU I NEED SECOND WIND

>Hey my MP is low from raising you four times, manashift?
>What's a manashift

>okay I provoked shirk me
>?

>>388343313
go shill on plebbit you faggot

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>>388343036
>Not being a potato masher

>>388343269
No but they spoke in Ishgard, and that ruins my serene peace and quiet.

>>388335335
>Look at my letters
>no seven letter word exists that would make sense
>"oh look I can spell Bahamut. That's clever."
>finish puzzle while friend is comparing maps and letter/number overlay

>afk in Kugane Ofunakura
>place is really quiet and roomy
>lighting is good
>occasionally hear dumb cats make a *splat* on the ground outside
Comfiest spot in a town in game

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>>388330863

We didn't deserve him, truly.

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>>388343368
>Ishgard housing
>NEVER, EVER

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>>388343380
>RDM keeps eating the floor
>has no MP and is basically standing still
>"RDM Lucid for MP"
>"dont have it"
>ask RDM what his role actions are
>Break
>Drain
>Swiftcast
>Surecast
>Erase

>>388343747
>not Buscarron's Druthers in the south shroud
>sitting around in a modest gatherer glamour taking in the atmosphere inbetween node grinds
>coming outside and beating up the town drunk in your max level gear impressing some new player before going back inside
maximum comfy

I hate RDM

>>388344201
I'm convinced some actions such as Clutch and Drain are purposefully put in as a joke

>>388344354
Completely understandable

>>388344354
everyone but prog parties do

>take True North
>healers are mongoloids and die and can't heal
>take Bloodbath to heal myself
>get some of the best healers ever and lose dps on bad positional mechanics
Fucking hell

>>388342480
I still vote that SB WAR is the worst of the new ones
>wtf I hate Darongo
>wtf I love Darongo now
>the end

>>388344661
you really should never have to use bloodbath, if second wind can't save you then it's 100% healer fault.

>the loop on the Stormblood orchestrion roll
Are you kidding me? Damn, Heavensward shits all over this song

What would be your first reaction if the next expansion introduces cross class, cross discipline glamours, meaning any piece of armor can be used to glamour any class.

>>388345058
>third eye
>merciful eyes
>second wind
>FUCKING max-potion
>still ded
where the fuck is my lv70 potion yoshi?

>>388345202
BATTLE HEALER

>>388345202
I'd much rather see glamer slots first. The current system they use is fucking garbage. That being said, yeah they really should remove role and class restrictions from glamer

>>388345278
Jenga Tower

Susano fist or crafted one for a fresh MNK 70?

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>>388343368
>>388344114
>Ishgard residential announced
>it's the sea of clouds

>>388345591

Susano if you've got the tokens to burn, otherwise buy the crafted one

>>388334456
I honestly like 70 SMN because its really straightforward and easy, but if you die in the fight you might as well wall it, cause you'll pull less DPS than the AST

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>>388345613

>>388345202
Absolutely erect
Finally I can use my best glamour (bard) without having to play that fucking job
Also glamour low level gear and DoH/L gear to combat jobs because these beat the shit out of all the busy spiky asymmetric nonsense that almost all gear from HW onward seem to be about any day

chirurgeon
succor
summat
anon
'ere long
good morrow
arrzaneth ossuary

>>388346651
Jacke is that you?

>>388346651
lewd

>>388346651
SEVEN HELLS

>>388346651
alarum!

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BLU and DNC are pretty much confirmed for mid-expansion update, 4.2 or 4.3.
And you'll be disappointed because they aren't "what you expected".

>>388347484
i've not played the new event, is this where it's hinted at?

>>388344903
I agree. Most of the job stories are just garbage.

>bought a 99 stack of Realm Reborn Red a week ago
Fucking 40k wasted.