My girlfriend started a job at Blizzard recently.

What does she do? Is she an engineer?

Can you buying something to eat with this?

thats f*ckin gay anon

>>388321131
How much of this came out of her paycheck?

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>>388321131
literally have to give away shit for free to get people to play their games

>>388321131
Not a single fucking good game in sight congratulations

Why did they give her the Xbox version of Overwatch? Is she mentally disabled?

>>388321131
Overmeme for xbone. They didn't even gave her the best version

Not a bad benefit but i hate all those games anyway

>>388321131
>WoL
>HotS
>no LotV
what kind of scam is this

>>388321131
Did she get any loose Overwatch PC codes? I'm broke as fuck after switching to PC.

>>388321131
your gf is the reason blizz is shit these days
kill her or get her fired

inb4 she gets fired for theft

>>388321131
My friend started attending furcons and made friends with a bunch of low tier Blizz employees and wound up with a bunch of their old swag.

He also sent me a snap of Rygarius assfucking a dude once. Ah the things burned into my memory.

>>388321131

keep fishing for attention on gaydit, they care about shallow games and women

That's cool OP, congrats to your GF. What kind of job does she do?

>>388321131
>Game company gives complimentary copies of its games to employees

That's normal. Only strange part in this is that they gave boxed sets instead of download codes.

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Alright OP we know it's you the goy that leaked the mei cinematic, orisa, and doomfist, now you're done fucking up our office you faggot, STOP LEAKING

>no Diablo 1 & 2
>no Warcraft
literally worthless collection

>>388321131
Does she do BJs to all the co-workers as part of the diversity hire contract?

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>>388321452
>furcons
>blizz employees
what

>>388321716
I wouldn't be surprised if most of Blizzard's employees haven't played those games.

>>388321309
The Switch version isn't out yet.

https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/6w5myd/my_girlfriend_started_a_job_at_blizzard_recently/

Huh...

>>388321131
>funko pop and some more trash
what does se does there, suck dicks and serve coffee ?

>>388321770

There's a reason why the game is so casualized

>>388321770
LIKE POTTERY

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>>388321131
>No Legacy Of The Void
What's the point?

>>388321131
If you have a Vagina you can work at any tech company with little to no experience of qualifications, it's bullshit desu.

>>388321770
They have a shit ton of furries working there. One of the raiding guilds on Proudmore is like half Blizz staff. Man the shit I've learned. Though it was kind of cool having a friend who knew people. I got to learn all sorts of neat things like the guy who designs the legendaries mains a rogue. When I ran a +10 Blackrook Hold with him it was his first time. His commentary was enlightening to say the least. Dude had no fucking clue how awful the game felt in places.

>>388321306
She works at Blizzard, doesn't she?

>>388321131
It's obvious you bought most of that stuff by the state of it, why are you lying?

>>388321848
>"She's a damn good marketer"

>>388321836
It will never be out. The Switch couldn't run it at 60 FPS. Don't pretend like it could.

>>388322070
>When I ran a +10 Blackrook Hold with him it was his first time. His commentary was enlightening to say the least. Dude had no fucking clue how awful the game felt in places.
Sounds about right. I've worked in two different games companies as a tools programmer and I play the game I work on so infrequently that I have to have my hand held to do anything complicated in it.

>>388321131
Just imagine how much dick she sucked to get that stuff

>>388321131
Too bad Blizzard doesn't make good games.

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>>388321770
Furries are basically the jews of the vidya/cartoon industry. They seem harmless, even pathetic when out in public. But dig deep enough into who is making your favorite shit and you'll find them in some surprisingly influential positions of power.

>>388321131
A bunch of shitty games and the worst offender Overshit on Xbox?

haha time for ebay

>>388321131

>My girlfriend (tranny)

>>388321836
Keep your Blizzard shit off my system.

>>388321284
Neo-blizzard really does fucking blow if you compare them to 90's early 2000's

>>388321131
I couldn't care less about random toys, what's her paycheck? That's something I'd be envious of.

>>388321493
shes a secretary. shes always overworked so it is super cool blizz did this. shes always at work late and comes home with her hair all messy from being overworked

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>>388322351
I'm sure my company has a bunch of furries in it but nobody's being overt so I don't know.

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>>388322351

This is correct.

>>388322551
Nobody is touching your shit system with a 10 meter pole, kiddo.

>>388322351
That's a sexy cat no homo

>>388322792
>hair messy from being overworked at a desk job
She's being overworked alright senpai

>>388322792
nice bait

>>388321131
>buy a bunch of blizzard trash
>take a picture of it and make a thread on /v/
I don't think you have a girlfriend; enjoy your hand.

>>388323826
it's reposted from reddit

>>388321131
Imagine her proud face when she runs out of the bosses office with an Diablo 3 coffee-mug after giving head for 40 minutes.

>woman hired in game industry
let me guess shes a manager, social media, PR, marketing, etc.

this is why the industry is shit.

>>388321175
By the looks of it she polishes their erect cocks with her mouth.

>>388321131
>No warcraft 3

What a pile of shit

>>388321175
She's an influencer.

>>388321131
Wow, a bunch of shit games and ugly knickknacks. What a haul op! You can get the same shit from those lootbox things

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>>388321131
>2 copies of Reaper of Souls

>>388321131
does she have starcraft source code?

>>388321175
>engineer
LOL
No actual engineers work for blizzard. And no software engineers aren't actual engineers.

>>388321131
Blizzard's reputation is so horrid that they have to market themselves on reddit.

Payment? Oh yeah, we have to legally compensate you. Well, here's a bunch of garbage from our store.

>>388321131
I'm geniuly happy for you and your girlfriend OP! those are some good games, wish the best for you both!

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Can they give her money instead?

why didn't they give her heroes of the storm?
gave all of their other games

>>388321131
Holy fuck people, this was posted 4 months ago on red alien and it was also reposted this morning. Look how many replies to this look genuine. This is how fake news happens.

>>388328214
Nobody cares, we're just all using it as a chance to (rightfully) shit on blizzcucks

>>388328552
That's fine shit on blizzcucks all you want, but everyone who fell for the pic should be ashamed,

>>388321284
Ill be damned you're right.

I thought one of the collectors editions was for Lich King but it wasn't. There's a classic wow battle chest thingy but you can't officially access that version of the game anymore.

You think a little Starcraft BW, Diablo 2, or WC3 would've made it in, that's depressing as fuck

>>388321131
>implying the person didn't buy all that shit and doesn't have a gf either

>>388321131
Not only they want her working time
They also want her free time, and her family time too

>>388322792
Just like my japanese comics

>>388327467

>t. failed software engineer student

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>>388321131
>No collector edition of Vanilla/TBC/WOTLK

>>388321131
where are the good games?

Nice try, fanboy.

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So what's the next wow expansion called, OP?

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>>388321131

Just wanted to make the exact same thread, OP.

https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/6w5myd/my_girlfriend_started_a_job_at_blizzard_recently/

>>388321131
>what do you mean you didn't play the games we gave you yet
>your statements raise questions about your loyalty to the company

>>388329452
No, I graduated with a dual major in computer and electrical engineering. Now I'm making bank working with FPGAs

>>388328214
>>388331129
Well I didn't want to link to it but there you go. Wake up sheeple.

>>388331287

Why are you lying on the internet, anon?

>>388322792
I GET IT...SHES SUCKING THEIR DICKS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0

>>388321131
So she tends to collect trash?
Nice gf you have over there

>>388321131
consider her fired now. faggot.

>>388327467
No one ever claimed they were, otherwise comp sci was an engineering degree. All software engineering is is preventing your project from ending up as a clusterfuck after all

>>388321131
she is their cum dumpster

It's cool, but at the end of the day thats like $500 worth of shit, tops. I work for a random software house and get that kinda shit all the time.

>>388321131
Why the fuck would Blizzard give their employees a pile of garbage?

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>>388321131
Wow a company gives you free stuff when you work for them, colour me suprised. The shit they have given her isn't even worth much, jesus christ.

>>388327467
Yeah, thats why its called comp sci not electrical engineering