Rabbids Kingdom Battle Leak Thread

>>388301028
nigga i was never interested

>>388301097
/thread

>That Rabbid with the goggles

C U T E

>Bowser comes home
>Sees the colossal mess
>JUNIOR WHAT DID YOU DO
>Sees bun
>AND WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT ANIMALS IN THE HOUSE

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>>388301180
>>388301097
Pretty much.

>>388301097
>>388301180
>>388301221
This

>>388301028
It's a fucking Ubisoft game. Why would anyone be interested?

>>388301028
So Bowser Jr.'s enrolled in school? Kinda surprised-- Bowser seems like one of those dipshit parents who are convinced their kid is going to succeed without an education.

>>388301423
anon Bowser is a good dad

>>388301423
Bowser is a really good parent.

If the side games are an indication, the only thing that stops him from being a good, if somewhat selfish, person is that he thinks with his turtlecock

Be honest v, are you going to buy this game?

>>388301534
No.

>>388301534
No. This is like the Emoji movie of bad ideas for a game. Not even ironically,

>>388301534
Fuck no. That would mean I'd have to buy a Shit first.

>People are going to assume this is abuse and not Bowser being a doting dad

I feel sorry for him though since he's going to see the mess and blame Jr for it

>>388301534
Are you fucking kidding me? I would rather have an STD infected bitch piss on me than play this Nintendo shit.

>>388301607
Who the hell is calling this abuse? Despite what people say in this thread, Bowser has been a shit parent before-- he was a shit dad in Sunshine and a mildly shit dad in Paper Jam-- but no one thinks he's abusive.

>>388301686
>shit dad in Sunshine
>because he didn't want to tell his son that he was a bastard child of a Koopa Concubine instead of a beautiful princess

>>388301028
Are there really only four worlds?

>>388301534
i preordered it, only underage shitters think it looks bad

>>388301028
This game looks pretty funny
Will wait for reviews, but they've definitely done a damn good job of making it look not shit given how terrible an idea "Mario and Rabbids strategy game" sounded.

Who else is a Switch owner and still uninterested in this crap?

>>388301028
Ubisoft always does this shit, "leaks" to hype any game they have.
I admit the dialogues are nice though.

>>388301028
I hate that it looks like its a well made game
I'd actually want to play something like this

but I fucking HATE these shit eating rabbids
it'd take years worth of fan art and memes to ever get me to side with Ubisofts Minions

>>388301423
>So Bowser Jr.'s enrolled in school?
I think it's more likely he is a homeschooled kid.

Du to some governmental bias, the school system in the mushroom Kingdom offer very little opportunities to major in villainy. The closer there is is accounting, but Bowser is not gonna let nerds rise his kid. Gotta do the job himself.

>>388302005
I hate the Rabbids so it's a no purchase for me.

Kamek probably teaches Bowser Jr.

god i hate ubisoft

>>388301534
Maybe?

>>388302118
Accounting isn't even a real gateway job into villainy. The main things you want to go for are Politics, Theatre, and Management, and those basically boil down to
>what to do in a hostage situation
>anti-Koopa propaganda
and
>doing absolutely nothing

in the Mushroom Kingdom

>>388301534
I might, if I ever get a Switch and then finish 100% BotW then Finish 100% Mario Odyssey and Prime 4 isn't still out. It actually look like a fun game to play.

That phonecase looks insanely uncomfortable to have in your pocket.

And yeah, sure, I'll give it a shot if the reviews aren't shit.

>>388301767
>bastard child of a Koopa Concubine
I didn't need to know what Myamoto was dressed up as, thank you.

>>388301534
I don't know

>>388301686
Sunshine was like a bonding activity

He may have lied to his son about his parentage, but he let Jr. take his first shot at villainy and supported him from the sidelines up until the final battle

>>388302440
It's in the strategy guide

>>388302520
Strategy guide of which game?

>>388302520
Like... with pictures? I'm asking for a friend

>>388302220
The Minions of gaming.

>Nintendo: "We want the Minions audience!"

>>388301534
I'll wait for some more reviews and videos, but I'm mostly curious as to how they've implemented the XCOM-like mechanics and what weird things fit into that.

>>388302550
>>388302557
Yoshi's Safari

>>388301097
fpbp

Not really
I mean, it honestly looks pretty okay gameplay-wise but I just have no interest in anything with a heavy focus on rabbids.

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>>388302580

You do realize the Rabbids came much before the Minions did, right?

>Being this mad over what seems to be oversimplified cartoon rabbits

>>388302645
That's the koopalings, not Bowser Junior. And I think they are just underling, now, not even their kids.

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>>388301028
Why is Ding Dong in a Mario game?

>>388302818
My point still stands.

...Don't tell me you're a grown man that's interested in what's basically Minions?

>>388301028
I'm interested to see what he'll be like when he grows up. Bowser grew up with no authority figure other than Kamek, who had pretty much no power over him. Junior actually has a stable upbringing with an education and enforced rules and expectations.

>>388302953

It's better than being a grown man (although I severely question your age) being mad about rabbits. I don't find them particularly interesting, I just don't have anything against them either.

And at least they don't look like the devil spawn of Homer Simpson with overalls thrown in.

I mean, this is a cute moment, but even if I owned a switch, I don't think I'd buy it. The game would have to be really good for the justification to buy anything from Ubisoft at this point.

>>388301534
Preordered it, it looks fun and strategic.

>>388301097
nuff said

>>388302220
rabbids are the worst

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Kind of wish this wasn't cancelled cause these fuckers deserve a good beaten.

>>388301534
Pre ordered it and the game is pretty fun. Completed world one so far.

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>>388303660

That looks awful though.

>Rayman 4 reduced to a Musou style game that would've gotten repetitive really fast which premise is simply "Beat the crap out of these rabbits, don't you feel much better?"

I'm glad we got Origins and Legends, even if it took longer than it should. This looks out of place as fuck for Rayman. Having seen gameplay of that GBA game on Youtube doesn't help either.

>>388302005
>>388302005
I'm busy playing mania and letting my autism run loose by beating every save file with a different character and getting all the emeralds in each and getting all the medals. Also I already have disgaea 5 which I haven't even beaten so I'm not really in need of another srpg at the moment. The game doesn't look too bad but I'm just not interested

>>388301028
Hell yeah I love minions!

>>388301028
I know we joke that Rabbids are the Minions of vidya but that thing just looks like a Rabbid/Minion hybrid

>>388302364
This.

>>388301028
Of course I am. I need to get every TBS released and it looks fun.

>all the butthurt sony ponies ITT
watch them reply to this post denying

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>>388304538
Shut up shill everyone can see through your ruse

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>>388303660
Every time I see a rabbid, I'm reminded of that first trailer. The funky music, the costumes, the hope for more 3D Rayman.

Now we don't even get the catharsis level for legends.

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>>388301028

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>>388301097
Only non-pleb answer

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>>388302118
Kamek is probably a good tutor.

>>388304757
Case in point.
>phoneposter
pottery

>>388305667
Actually it's the plebbest answer, since the question was not meant for you.

>>388301028
Alright /v/, since the rabbids are cancer, what would be a better series to do a Mario crossover with?

>>388306923
Mario

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>>388306029
Kamek probably gets bullied on a daily basis, being a crossdressing nerd.

>>388302918
What level of irony is this on?

>>388307081
It's a robe, not a dress.

>>388306923
Apparently Rabbids + Mario caused butthurt among Sonic fanbases.

>>388307081
Is this cropped?

>>388307117
In Dream Team he dresses up in Peach's dress -and- admits to liking wearing it because wearing blue every day is just bland, you know?

>>388307179
Also in NSMB Wii.

>>388301028
>releases on the same day as WotC
Did they do it on purpose?

>>388307149
Maybe.

>>388301642
>I would rather have an STD infected bitch piss on me

Of course, that's a typical sonybro fetish

>>388307319
Post full. I've got a really soft spot for Junior

>>388303090
>I severely question your age
>"much before"
at least he's not retarded.

>>388307389
I wouldn't be so sure.
>...Don't

Game is going to be great. Luigi going to be sniper that kills mercilessly and when they run Mario will shoot them like dogs with his over watch.

>>388307585
Merely a capitalization mistake (spacing, too, depending on preference). "Much before" is just too funny, however.

>>388307585
>>388308216
I think your both autistic spergs if that helps. Nerds who point out grammar mistakes on video games sites are total unlikable faggots. Normal fags AND nerds both think you are shit.

>>388306923
If we're talking Ubisoft? Rayman clearly

>>388301490
is bowser jr a good son?

>>388309353
he tries so well to be like papa

>>388301534
Probably. Usually, I'm not strongly interested in reviewer opinions, but when I'm already very interested in a game, I look to them as a green light.

>>388301180
>>388301097
nice sockpuppet thread OP

>>388309595
do you think bowser is proud of bowser jr?

>>388309885
Yes he is.

In fact they have pure parental love that any depiction of incest is evil.

>>388301097
Same
If I wanted to play xcom I'd just play that

>>388301534
Yes

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>mfw 30 years old neckbeards playing this

Literally no shame,

>>388309956
love and pride are two different things anon

>>388310084
What's wrong with it?

>>388310084
>mfw 30 years old neckbeards playing video games
whats the difference?

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>>388301534

>>388310202
This meme again.

Video games like every media has clear distinction between games for adults and children.

Yoshi,Mario,Pokemon are for children.
Silent Hill 2, Europa Universalis and Last of Us are aimed to older audiences.

Unless you believe all movies are for children simply because Boss Baby exists.

>>388310408
Says who?

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>>388301596
>>388301642

>not playing a fun game because cartoony rabbits trigger you
>above the age of 13
Pick one

>>388303863
anon are you still here? very important question:
where do you put the code for the pixel pack they give you in the box?

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>>388301534
Already preorderd. Only underage shitstains would skip a fun game because they cant stand a character in it. I'm be busy having a ton of fun with this and War of the Chosen.

>>388309353
he does his homework and takes out the trash so yes

I was legitimately going to buy this game but I just found out it has a season fucking pass. Never change, Ubishit.

>>388301607
>>People are going to assume this is abuse

can you at least wait until people do things before you bitch about them? Because it makes you look like the one who is an overreacting whiner.

>>388301534
Yep, don't see anything to dissuade me

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>>388301534
absolutely
mario is my favourite series and it's nice to see ubisoft milan pump some extra life into the characters

>>388302292
How old is Kamek? He has to be a lich at this point, he was the one who raised bowser.

Can magikoopas aspire to lichdom?

>>388311403
I dont think he is a lich but chances are he is pretty old.

>>388310408
This meme again. Silent Hill and the Last of Us are aimed at older audiences primarily for narrative subject matter, their actual mechanical functionality isn't particularly out there for any child to grasp. Europa Universalis is pretty intensive on both narrative and mechanical ends, I'll admit.

But we're also talking about the difference between, say, Barney, Wreck-It Ralph, and Alien. Barney and Wreck-It Ralph can both be watched by kids, but Wreck-It Ralph, and your Pixar/Disney movies in general, fall into the family category. The actual definition of all ages. Even the original Minions movie, if we want to follow that metaphor, was a family movie meant to be enjoyed by people of a variety of ages. Afterwards the annoying, kid attracting mascot characters got their own spinoff and increasing focus.

Games in particular are interesting because the core interface is interactive and based on a range of physical actions and reactions, rather than purely receiving information. Unless the game is completely brain dead of any sort of mechanical interaction, it's going to have something even for older players. You can really see this in various times adults have problems playing a game because they're just not in the right mind set to figure it all out, even if it's a "kid's game." Mario in particular tends to have that sort of all ages gameplay focus. Pokemon not so much. The depth is there, sort of, in an intensively autistic metagame of the basic battle system, but the actual single player itself outside of the battle systems has gotten much more streamlined and less interactive. Overworld puzzles are almost entirely gone from the latest games, for instance. Haven't played Yoshi or know much about the series, so I couldn't comment there.

>>388311292
>t I just found out it has a season fucking pass.

what? For what? I was vaguely considering it, but wtf

>>388311376
I bet Odyssey is gonna be the first 3d Mario with dlc.

>>388311534
He still looks young though

He could be a lich and bowser is a puppet king. That's why he has so much time to fuck around kidnapping peach.

>>388311579
New co op levels and weapons

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>>388311579

>>388311704
>>388311717
wow wtf i hate ubisoft now
total shit preorder canceled fucking /v/tards

>>388301534
If it gets good reviews yes. The GAME looks good even if the story and characters are shit.

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>adults will buy this
here's a similar game, you'll love it

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>>388311935
What if I already played it?

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I can't be arsed to filter through this thread for all the shitposts, so I'll ask here with a random image to catch people's attention.

I like nuX-COM, I'm not triggered by rabbids...

IS
THIS
ANY
GOOD?

Fucking legitimately, is it looking any good. Please try to not type with your tribal gloves. I know there's still a few of the old-guard still on this site.

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>>388311717

>Unexpected
>announced

>>388312090
Negro we don't know it's not out yet

>>388311717
That's optimistic as fuck. Is anyone buying this as anything more than a game to tide them over until Super Mario Odyssey? Who the fuck is gonna be playing this past October, much less 2018?

>>388312090
Well there's a lot of gameplay on YT, see for yourself.

>I lived to see nintendo faggots unironically praise ubisoft shovelware on /v/

>>388312205

Fair enough, will go have a look later.

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>>388312090
Gameplay looks fun judging from what ive seen.
Even if it didn't have rabbids in it /v/ would whine about it due to "BING BING WAHOO" guy being it it or due to it being an Ubisoft game.
Don't take /v/ seriously and see for yourself.

>>388312090
Everyone for or against it here is horrendously biased. Wait a bit.

>>388301534
yes i cant wait to get my second game for my handheld console, i also preordered skyrim because i saw it runs at 720p 30 fps

based ninty

>>388311717
The only reason I was ever considering this game was I thought I wouldn't play splatoon for more than a few weeks and I'd want something to kill time before Odyssey. Luckily I ended up fucking loving splatoon so lol fuck this game.

>>388311681
I'm pretty hyped if that's the case!

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>>388312439
You cant hide behind this nogames argument forever anon.
Every ship has to sail eventually.

Why would Nintendo devalue their character so much? Fucking hell, sharing the same game with fucking ubishit rabbids would be the same as a big hollywood actor suddenly starring in ballbusting or scat movies.

>>388312543
why are you posting a picture of a ps4 you insecure degenerate nintenbro?

>>388312628
What consoles do you own and play on?

>>388312704
none of the current gen ones

>>388312739
So which ones?

>>388312628
It's a comparison you console warring shitstain.For a while after it came out everyone was posting about how it had nogames but now these these days everyone here likes to say PS4 has tons of games and like to brag about their hardware sales.

>>388312001
What am I looking at

>>388313178
Mature people playing mature games.

>Bowser Jr

Why is this allowed? Aren't the Koopalings good enough?

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>>388313329
Whats wrong with him? He is one of Bowers kids too.

>>388313446

Fairly sure Nintendo stated that Bowser Jr is his only kid and the other koopalings are merely his minions

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>>388313681
There all still his kids to me.Nintendo needs to stop their pointless revisionism there is nothing wrong with Bowser having 8 kids.

>>388302580
This argument makes no sense because the issue with the minions is the overexposure and how safe they are. There will never be a Minions game that's written like Rabbids Go Home, and the Minions aren't ever antagonists, the Rabbids are designed to be irritating little shits so can easily fill the antagonist role if needs be, which they do in this case for the majority of them.

But you're just parroting /v/ memes and haven't actually played any of the games,
have you?

The minions have never consistently gone out of their way to ruin a terminally ill man's life, and for that the Rabbids will be superior comedic characters.

>>388311717
>People blaming Ubisoft for this
>It's exactly the same as the BotW DLC pass

Guarantee we'll get the same for Odyssey as well.
I like this season pass idea if done well and cheap enough, so long as the final expansion is sufficient enough. It's no different to the CoD season pass having x amount of supply drops along with the maps, etc. It's an instant reward the same way the Dark Link and WW Ganon costumes were for Hyrule Warriors.

>People only NOW want the game because they want to fuck Bowser Jr.

Of course.

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>>388315165
I've liked the idea of the game since the E3 footage.
Getting to see porn of Junior is a bonus

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this game is unbelievably GORGEOUS

>>388315147
Agreed.
What would a good Odyssey DLC pack be like? Maybe a few extra realms and moons in existing worlds?

>>388315561
A costume pack at launch, with custom furniture for the Odyssey.

For example
>Luigi and Wario costumes
>Coin Block Lamp, other retro inspired decor, etc. for the Odyssey

Challenge-levels, whether they are new ones entirely or harder versions of existing Moon sections. I could see something like Time Trials for this, Launched around March/April.

Then a new world or two entirely for the final expansion.

>>388315165
Can you blame them? Junior is really cute.

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easily 9+/10

>>388315491
10/10 one for the wallpaper rotation.

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/v/ forever mad at anything related to Nintendo

rabbid waluigi and rabbid wario are quite disappointing

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You guys jelly of my swag?

>>388311717
This is surprisingly tame for Ubisoft.

hopefully it will be worth the price, I'm just surprised its not trying to micro-trasation you out the ass.

I'm getting it just for that Grant Kirkhope soundtrack.

>>388317129
>doing better than Destiny 2

Godspeed, you magnificent bastard.

>>388318749
its cause of release date, D2 is more than 1 month ahead, that being said, its even outselling one of Sony's Flag ship titles

>>388304184
If you weren't born around 1999 or so, you'd know why people were hyped as fuck for it. Fuck Origins/Legends, I want 3D Rayman back.

>>388318960
>more than 1 month ahead

It literally comes out the week after Kingdom Battle.

>>388319049
you are right, why did I believe we still on July

>>388301534
Maybe, probably not day one but when there's a discount I will.

>>388301534
Yes only edge 13 y/o and sony chills think it looks bad.

>>388306485
not him, nor do i phonepost but dear fucking god you are cancer. just fucking stop.

>>388301028
Never was.

>>388301534
Yep.

>>388301028
>Still interested in getting it?

Still getting it.

>>388315684
>There's engraved inscriptions of the story of this game in the walls of the desert

They really went all out. At least, that's what I can tell from it. Bowser Jr. dragging the one Rabbid at fault, Mario and the crew following it, the one above is a bit harder to see, but might be the moment the hole came to be.

>>388301028
this is a game made by a manchild for manchildren. That's literally it.

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>>388301534
It's cute how the answers make a perfect gradient from no to maybe to yes.

>>388319304
Except you, asshole. You ruined it.

Anyone feeling kind of disappointed by the Mario side of things?
I was expecting the Rabbids to be the horribly annoying part but they actually seem a bit toned down compared to their usual spiel.
Mario though is so goddamn boring, same for Luigi and the rest of them. They have no goddamn personality at all and do nothing but go "ah-ha it's a me Mario." 100% certain this is the usual Miyamoto cancer reducing anything Mario to soulless cancer.

A ubisoft manchild game, Jesus Chris switch cucks are desperate

>>388311717
What if the surprise is an assasins creed crossover, already happened to final fantasy.

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>gameplay looks great
>visually looks amazing, Italians doing great work with the Mario aesthetic
>music is godly
>Mario and company are a good balance for the Rabbids

This is one of those rare games where the more they reveal the more I want it.

>>388301028
does anyone have this .png but in motion picture + audio form?

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Already got my tattoo

>>388301028
Homework?

is there like an actual school in Mario land or is he just homeschooled like his dad was?

i remember in a Zelda thread, a bunch of us wrote up a possible Zelda plot where everything from BOTW takes place in high school. Wonder how it would work for Mario.

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>>388322282
>remember in a Zelda thread, a bunch of us wrote up a possible Zelda plot where everything from BOTW takes place in high school

>>388321865
>as the assassin is about to take the leap of faith towards his target, all his victim could perceive before his imminent demise was one sound
>yahoo

>>388301097
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP GUYS! XDDD

Remember those too-cool-for-school 90s commercials where they tried to make everything seem like the raddest shit? Like that Mario Party commercial where Mario gets arrested by the cops at a rager?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53a7jOhBQMA

>>388322096

>putting the needlegun on a disease infested dilating tranny

Fucking disgusting

>>388322695
?

>>388301534
>Hate Rabbids
>game lets you kill Rabbids
Why would I NOT get it?

>>388302005
Me. I can't get into this because of the Rabbids. Scratch that and they might have something cool on their hands. That said, I'm honestly shocked that Nintendo is pushing this so hard. Have the Rabbids been relevant recently?

>don't care when the game is revealed
>Bowser Jr is the main antagonist
Fine Nintendo, I'll get it.

>>388322096
>getting such a hideous tat for the sole purpose of sucking your own dick over something literally no one cares about

this is beyond mental illness

>>388322096
>She'll have a grand total of one tattoo for the rest of her life

>>388323557
>she

>>388317419
>siting in backseat

Did your mommy and daddy drive you to toys r us to get your video game?

>>388311717
How much is this even?

>>388321783

Pretty sure the Rabbids still are their usual self, they just don't have that BAAAAAAH screaming with the red eyes (which seems to be their own kind of way to vent out whenever in panic, stress, anger or confusion) like they used to.

>>388323425

I think their cartoon is still on-going on Nickelodeon (or at least in reruns)? They had a Wii U game (Rabbids Land)? Besides that, I'm not sure, I'm not on pair with everything. The cartoon's nothing extraordinary either, it has your usual "plot of the episode" coupled with the Rabbids' humor and animation, with the "intent to go to the moon" quests occasionally (their obsession is almost endearing). One other game focused on time travel, but that was on the Wii. Rabbids Go Home seems surprisingly decent for those who like that kind of thing (collectathons).

>>388322096
>I was the first to copy paste a rumour from a French blog this is totally tattoo worthy

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>>388301097
how can one man be so based

>>388301534
Only if they release a free demo, so probably never.

>TFW Junior is literally saving the game

So proud!

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>>388320852
>cancer calling cancer cancer

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>>388301097
Agreed.

>>388301028
>tfw Bowser raises his son better than your own father raised you
Feels bad, man

They couldn't have found a more dumb and contrived way to explain the crossover than "supergenius inventor chick from the real world creates fusion goggles to solve energy crisis but she's obsessed with Super Mario and Rabbids appear out of nowhere in a washing machine and fuck with the goggles and combine themselves with one of her Mario posters". They fuck would have been wrong with the Rabbids just crashing their spaceship into the Mushroom Kingdom without any of this real-world, fourth wall breaking bullshit?

Animation looks nice, gameplay looks alright, but everything else about this thing looks worse and worse.

>>388327561
kys

>>388301097
True. Rabbids+Anything is a miss. I don't want to encourage this behavior.

>>388301534
No

>>388327632
no u

>>388321835
It's actually Fire Emblem x Mario x Rabbids.

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>>388310408
> Last of Us are aimed to older audiences.

Then why is the multiplayer full of underaged faggots?

>>388312090
As someone who played both old and new XCOM, I'm going to pick it up. The gameplay looks solid. I'm waiting to see about the DLC before I buy it.

So apparently impressions have been positive.

Also challenges are hard.

>>388327561
>"supergenius inventor chick from the real world
Actually, she is from the Rabbid world.

>>388331480
Those who have already decided the game is shit won't care. Even if this gets a high metacritic score, they'll just cry "PAID REVIEWS!" and then pat themselves on the back for not falling for Nintendo and Ubisoft's sinister trap.

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game is very addictive. great fucking job, Soliani

are those the things which ruined rayman for a while

>>388332678
Yes.

>>388301534
do i look like a nigger? I aint buying no goddamn console

>>388332269
oh and that "award" thing is a sticker, so don't worry

This game looks fun. But Nintendo games are so fucking expensive And stay expensive.

>>388332678
>>388332842
technically rayman was already killing itself before that

>>388301028

Ubisoft finally does a good job

>>388327561

Cept' it was in Rabbid's universe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU7m1gvK1fs

holy shit

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>>388333712
Kirkhope did a fantastic job

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>>388333712
That's fantastic

>>388333712
While the vibe is similar, I'm surprised Kirkhope didn't remix one of his DK themes for the boss fight. Or maybe he did and I just don't recognize it.

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I feel bad for the devs of this game. The game legitimately does look good and seems like it'll be full of charm, but because most people, myself included, hates Rabbids, most people will just write it off as shovelware. We all laughed at it at first, but all the trailers and gameplay of it do make it look like it'd be an enjoyable experience. I do hope this game does well.

>>388315818
TAKE MY MONEY KOIZUMI SIR

>>388336648
Don't be a underage dipshit who hates some characters which ARE designed to hate/love. And just play the game. It's great.

>>388336648
>tfw this game got more milage out of using the established characters than the Mario RPGs have
>Only Mario & Luigi in general comes close
What happened?

>>388301097
Amazing post

>>388301534
>is nintendogaf going to buy the new mario game
gee i dont know

>>388317419
What happened to your arm?

>>388336648
The dude who made this game was actually crying when the game was revealed. It's clear a lot of care and polish was put into this, Ubisoft pumping obligitory DLC down our throats regardless. The only thing is that it's boggling as fuck for out of every game that could possibly have this much poured in, it's a game that by any other measure should just be a quickly shat out shovelware cash grab.
It's surreal as hell that this is the timeline we live in

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>>388337714
>The dude who made this game was actually crying when the game was revealed

Imagine being so ashamed of your creation that you start crying in public when the publisher forces you to watch the reveal...

>>388338948
You probably thought that was really funny until you actually typed it out.

>>388311376

FUCKING CHRIST IT ACTUALLY MADE ME YAWN.

FUCK.

>>388327561
Why everyone thinks she is from the real world? She is frpm the rabbids' world, why you think she was 3d and not live action?

>>388322282
I'm not sure his dad was even homeschooled-- back then there was no one around to force him, and he didn't seem like had any patience in learning when he was Baby Bowser.

>>388338948
How sad and empty can you be that you think that people only cry when ashamed or sad?

>>388339375

Because no one has played the Rabbids' game long enough to realize it has humans and it's set on Earth, except with Rabbids on it.

>>388339454
Kamek probably did it.
I do not envy him.

>>388301028
Post more pictures of Bowser being a good dad
>>388301534
Probably not, the idea of Mario XCOM sounds rad but Rabbids suck

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>>388339934

>>388339934
>the idea of Mario XCOM sounds rad but Rabbids suck
t. edgy teenager

>>388328427
"I play mature games for mature people like myself" syndrome. OP himself was probably 14 when he plays tlu, but thought he was special, and more mature than normal people. The myth will survive for many years now.

>>388340278
Nah, the Rabbids in general seem to be hit-or-miss (moreso leaning towards miss)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipivIKhXQbE
this game looks ugly and boring

>>388333712

KIRKHOPE YOU MADMAN!

>>388340530
the exact opposite. it' gorgeous and exciting

yes, I have it right here

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>>388307117
He's a crossdresser, anon.

If Nintendo suddenly announced Kamek was gay, I think that'd be the only possible pick for a gay character in the series where people wouldn't even bat an eye. It'd make too much sense.

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>>388340161
>Mario not even standing next to Peach

>>388333712
I hated DK64 so... eh.

>>388323557
it's funny cause he didn't leak it. a French site posted it months before he even got "insider info" about the game, no one paid attention cause they are French

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>>388339934

>>388339772
Rabbids go home was about humanity trying to kill off the rabbids while they build a tpwer to the moon

>>388336925
You just said it. It's more efficient and cost effective to put out Mario and Luigi series instead of dedicating possibly Final fantasy/Zelda tier man power and resources needed for paper Mario.

Meanwhile,you can Put out insulting embarrassments like sticker star or walking mediocrity like color splash on the side for only the truest of casuals to enjoy and highlight the worse aspects of the WiiU.

>>388338948
>this is what the people who will never make a game that's presented by a gaming dev legend like Miyamoto and receive positive acclaim from even the skeptics after showcasing the game at E3 look like

So sad.

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>>388341002

>Paper Mario
>Zelda/FF tier resources and manpower

>>388316070
does it require 3.0 to play?

Does the game have a Waluigi Rabbid or not? That's the only thing I care about?

Jr. is such a good boy.

>>388340669
Luigi???

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>>388339934

>>388341156
There was a Waluigi figure hidden in the opening, so it's a possibility.

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>>388340784
>hates DK64

this is getting a 85 at max

>>388341254
4chan at the very least would throw a shit fit about SJW pandering over Luigi, but Kamek? He's been acting gay for years-- the only that's missing at this point is an official confirmation.

>>388341485
>Implying an 85 is bad

>>388310316
Well, at least its a collectors edition that actually comes with the game.

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>>388340278
>liking Mario makes you an edgy teenager
???????

>>388341519
I never said that

>>388316070
https://www.reddit.com/r/NintendoSwitch/comments/6vqvtp/i_got_my_mario_rabbids_already_it_is_better_than/

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>>388341528
True, but I'm also getting it on the eShop and keeping the CE sealed.

>>388341665
yes, I'm on reddit and neogaf. posted on both. your point?

>>388301534
if the reviews are good, and the details within said reviews interest me

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>>388339934
Purest father-son love

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>>388301534
if it gets a 80+, sure

I have never played a xcom game. What I'm up for?

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>Nintendo has gone practically into extensive detail to show off how good of a father Bowser is
>He's still the bad guy

>>388322096
>being involved with someone breaking a legally binding NDA is something to be proud of
???

There is a bundle with switch?

>>388322096
That is a shitty tattoo

>>388341486
>Something something Bowser raised by single gay father propaganda
4chan would still find a reason to bitch about Kamek being gay. Although you're right, he's the only character that wouldn't feel forced if he was gay. Assuming that was just said in an interview and never actually comes up in the games themselves.

>>388341987
I'd hardly even call him a bad guy anymore, ever since Sunshine
He's a good family man who kidnaps a Princess on occassion

>>388341987
I believe Mario, at the very least, would be perfectly willing to be friends with Bowser if he would just drop the 'kidnap the Princess and take over the Mushroom Kingdom/World/Universe' thing.

>>388341987
Bowser is a ''bad'' guy, not a monster

>>388341987
He's a bad guy the way Wreck it Ralph is a bad guy, it's just his job.

>>388301097
>all these replies
I smell samefagging

>>388342229
>>388342262
Did you play Paper Jam?
Dude enslaved Toads to mine ore for his flying castle and was ready to destroy the Paper World.
He's not Ganondorf, but he's not Dedede either.

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>>388301423
>he didn't watch the parental controls video
How dare you slander Bowser's good name
He's a great and responsible parent
https://youtu.be/03bAayBtcb0

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>>388342262

>>388342419
all a play

>>388342485
what was his name again?

>>388342419
Bowser is dumb, and dumb people don't appreciate education, especially if they're also narcissistic might-makes-right kind of guys. Apparently Bowser's even willing to put that aside for the sake of his son's future.

>>388342506
meant for >>388342404

>>388342404

Dedede was only truly evil like... once.

The Super Star Ultra thing was more of a rivalry

>>388342549
Smash-it Steve

>>388342549
Bust-it Ben

>>388317129
This. The game actually looks fun in gameplay and with character interactions.

>>388342587
>dumb people don't appreciate education
A dumb parent wouldn't make sure their kid did their homework or did their chores

>>388342617
Read the first part of that sentence.

>>388342506
That quote keeps getting misused.

>>388342549
Crush-It Cameron

>>388342485
Annihilate-it Albert

>>388342751
>>388342617
Not your sentence, mine (just to make it clear)

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>>388342709
I'm not saying he's a dumb parent, I'm saying he's a dumb guy in general, which is fact. It's been played up for laughs in the spin offs for years.

Threadly reminder that main dev is a bro

>>388342419

i want to fuck dad bowser

>>388301534
Reviewers have said some surprising things about it. I might give it a rent if they end result is good.

>>388317129
>game is very near to release
>preorders start to rack up

WHOOOOOOAAAAA

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>>388339934

>>388343349
>crash bandicot meme

kus

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>leak thread
>there's no leaks

>>388343518
Somebody who claims to have beta-tested the game months ago or whatever did describe the endgame.
Between the weapon descriptions in the game and the soundtrack listing, it seems to add up.

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>>388343726
I keep hearing something callled a Megabug is the final boss, and Junior in a mech is the final level midboss.

>>388301534
Maybe,probably wait for a price drop.

>>388343887
bowser fused with megabug is final boss
that junior mecha thingy is correct

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>>388343887
The weapon descriptions hint that the Megabug (the vortex in the sky) takes on a physical form for the Final Boss. According to what the anon said last night, it gets fused with Bowser (who heard something was going on in the mushroom kingdom and comes back early). The soundtrack listings confirm Bowser is the final boss in some capacity

There's artwork of Junior using a mech and the descriptions for the weapon locations pretty much confirm he'll be the Lava Pits mid-boss.

>>388301534

Nope

>>388344118
What's up with the cow bullet hammer? Is it a pun I'm not getting?

>>388344275
I don't know either. Maybe it'll make more sense in context?

>>388344275
I think its just supposed to be and look silly.

>>388310168

Literally a shovelware game made for soccer moms to pacify little Timmy.

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>>388344542
>Shovelware
You seriously don't know what that word means.
You want shovelware? THIS is shovelware, you underage faggot.

>>388344275
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moo_box

>>388313178

The strawman picture nintenbabbys post to justify their bing bing wahoo! in public.

>>388344771
Good sluething, anon, that'd explain the holes. Doesn't explain why it's mixed with a bullet bill and cheep cheep though.

>>388317419

>Manchild
>Backseat
>Tattoo

These jokes write themselves!

>>388344728
But that's my favorite game!!!!!!!!!

>>388344782
>calling other peoples posts strawmans while posting bing bing wahoo
lmao.

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http://archive.is/kCxDI

fuck people who prefer digital I guess

>>388344728

They both are

You literally have to be a neo Nintendo ball-licker to pretend that this shallow flavor of the month game isnt shovelware. Before the Wii nobody would be justifying this shit you casual faggot.

>B..b..but mommy nintendo maded it!
>B..b..but muh bing bing wahoo!
>B..b..but Mario has a zap zap gun, so we adult now!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo&t=

>>388342587
>Bowser is dumb, and dumb people don't appreciate education
He wouldn't care one bit if Jr did his homework then. He does, though, going by OP's pic. Going by your logic, he isn't dumb because he cares about his son's education.

>>388302005
Eh I'm going to wait for reviews. It's definitely not a day 1 though, I'll be busy with the Destiny 2 beta that week anyway.
If it gets a ton of praise and good user scores from people that seem like they've played it, I might pick it up. But we'll see, I have a long backlog right now.

>>388306029
Why can't he be in mario kart?

>>388345105

The fact that bing bing wahoo doesnt embarrass you is only indicative of how socially out of touch you are, if you dont have aspergers that is.

>>388345668
>Thinks he has an argument by spouting a bunch of buzzwords
Nice redditspacing btw

>>388345824
They considered him. Twice
https://www.mariowiki.com/List_of_Mario_Kart_64_pre-release_and_unused_content
https://tcrf.net/Mario_Kart_8#Object_Textures

>>388345668
>FilthyFrank
>Reddit spacing
>Stuttering in greentexts in a pathetic attempt to discredit someone who likes a game you dislike
That's three strikes you must go back.

>>388345668
Game I don't like != shovelware