Oh boy, I can't wait a buy a game about sticking suppositories

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Finally. I've been waiting for this game for ages.

This is proof that there is a god.

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>>388285242

>sinario
>illustrater

dropped

>>388285242
>this is the future of PC gaming
What the FUCK happened? No wonder Nvidia and AMD are being kept afloat by miners.

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G-guys, I don't think I'm ready for the GOTY 2017..

PC master race, huh?

Only a matter of time before Gaben puts it on Steam though. Just you wait.

>>388285362
>>sinario

who?

>>388285242
What genre is this kind of game?

>>388285242
I thought it was just a light novel

>>388285593
disgusting

>>388285587

It's the nip title screen, they couldn't into english.

Is this the future of gaming?

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>yfw consolefags will NEVER EVER play "My Little Sister Can't Possibly Have A Hemorrhoid?!"

>>388285242
cute, CUTE!

>>388285802
>PCvirgins will be stuck with the shitty game "My Little Sister Can't Possibly Have A Hemorrhoid?!"
>meanwhile Consolechads have no need for a game and instead their own little sisters actually have hemorrhoids in real life and get to enact the game's scenario

Ain't that some shit.

>>388285802
A hacked version will probably be made for Henkaku.

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>>388285983

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>>388285362
Can't the localizers fix these typos? Or are they also making fun of it?

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>>388285242
>little sisters ass
absolutely picked up

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Hemorrhoids are the opposite of fun. Sometimes i just want to die because it hurts so much

>>388285242
This is my fetish.

PC MASTER RACE

Console plebs WISH they could have content this good

>>388285242
God bless Oreimo

>>388286202
Nice blog. Where do I subscribe?

I could've sworn there was an LN with a similar title. But I remember the imouto in that one looked way different.

>>388285242
To be fair, it is a pretty unique idea for a story.

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>>388286202
I only had one external hem once due to liftan. Unfortunately it came about the same week I was in Orlando walking around theme parks all day for several days in a row.

>>388286285

his butt

>>388286351
>>388286202
>please give me attention

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I unironically want to play this.

>https://vndb.org/v20488
>2-10 hours
nice game there, PCtards

>>388285983
>their own little sisters actually have hemorrhoids in real life
They have hemorrhoids from being so butthurt their baka console brother can't get them this game.

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>>388286202
>have massive lumps on anus
>they do not hurt to touch
>they do not hurt if they pop, but bleed profusely
>haven't been to the doctor in 5 years
>colon cancer runs in my family and has killed every male in our family line for the past 4 generations
I don't want to be told I'm mortal.

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>>388286419

>>388286202

Too bad you don't have an older brother to stick suppositories up your ass

>>388286297
Oreimo, you mean?

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>>388285242
Just like my gay Japanese doujins.

>>388285242
>thought it was a joke
>the Japanese actually does say "That time I stuck a suppository up my little sister's ass because she got hemorrhoids."

what the fuck

>>388285242
Jesus this is like the weeb version of those pregnant elsa games.

>>388285242
>little sisters ass
das it mane

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>>388286419

>>388286453
Go to the doctor you fuck

>>388286650
except it's going to be cute and adorable

>>388286453
anon, colon cancer is the easiest cancer to completely cure

Go get a Colonoscopy and if they find it, get that shit removed. Losing a tiny bit of your intestine is nothing

>>388286150

The title screen is an image so that would fall under image editing which you have to pay someone else to do, which I imagine the chinese company doing this isn't interested in

>attention-whores have to derail threads with their life stories every time
Normalfags ruin everything

>>388286453
So instead you'll die young.

>>388286427
Why the massive difference in time?

>>388286841
Because that's considered a small range for a VN. The next is 20-30 and after that 30-60 I think

Fake and gay.

>>388286841

That's how the sorting on vndb works
Under 2 Hours
2-10
10-30
30-50

>>388286953
30-50 and I'm sure I saw 1 on vndb that said 50-100.. I have no idea how that's possible

>>388287058

Unlikely. That's the guy who translated Euphoria and SakuraGame is the company who puts stuff like http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1116978023 on steam

GOTY is here

>>388285242
Can I put the suppository on the tip of my dick and stick it in that way?

Do big brothers really stick leeks up their sickly sisters' butthole in Japan?

>>388286424
Good job replying and not giving them attention, retard.

>>388287314
Yes, just like plumbers and pizza guys getting paid with sex in america

>>388287324
You mean you don't?

>>388287324
Gotta get their nutrition somehow.

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One time I read some gay fanfic on /v/ about some dude popping his boyfriends hemorrhoid with his teeth. It was disgusting but for some reason it made me assume you were supposed to pop hemorrhoids. Worse mistake of my life.

>>388287272
I mean the screenshot. OP could've just linked to Twitter.

>>388285242
>using my English TL

So he's basically admitting he just steals games and runs them through a shitty machine translation.

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>>388285242
>instead of half life 2 episode 3 we got this
Thanks, Valve.

>>388287647

https://twitter.com/CafeDX/status/901253209905405952

>>388287646
>when you take medical advice from gay 4chan fanfics
I'm speechless.

Why do all of you faggots have hemorrhoids?

>>388288125
Fisting

>>388288125
Too much anal sex.

>>388285242
Thanks, Japan.

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>>388287646
What the fuck, anon

>>388285342
nah man, there is one, we're just in hell

>>388288125
i recently got over mine, idk why i got it. never did butt stuff

>>388288392
>lieing on the internet.

>>388289112
I think it had something to do with walking to work all the time, thats the main change that happened before it

Is there any source on this?

It sounds like fun.

>>388288392
You can get inflamed hemorrhoids from something as simple as sitting wrong.

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>>388287646
here is a (You)

>>388289284
im just glad its over, it was fucking painful and smelled so fucking bad

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>>388289309
>blended and packaged in sierra leone

>>388285242
Meanwhile console chads are busy giving their little sisters hemorrhoids. (hemorrhoids are no fun)

>>388286285
>writes two sentences
>nice blog
???

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>>388285802
Banzai for PC exclusives!

>>388287915
I see no issue here.

>>388288125
I only shit every 3 or 4 days so my turds are massive anus-destroying torpedoes.

>>388286419
This seems like a hell of a lot of hassle.

>>388285242
I've been waiting for this.

>>388289649
They are the top producer of diamonds in the world so it's gotta be quality stuff.

>>388285242
>english title is a meme on oreimo
>japanese title is not
Shit TL confirmed

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>>388286202

>>388285242
>HemoImo

Fucking amazing.

>>388285242
I fucking love japan.

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>>388286419
>not just shitting through the pain

>>388287646
Fuck you

>>388290273
Get some fiber in your diet you fuck

Japan is fast approaching enlightenment beyond this meager plane of existence.

>>388286774
They probably just copypasted the original nip's title screen without any touch-ups.

>>388290273
you better work on that now.
i used to have that and it lead to serious stomach pains.
once passed out for three hours on the toilet.

>>388287646
>there are now grown adults raised entirely on this website

>>388292324
happened to me again later on.
only reason i didn't black out was that i went forward, fell off the toilet, and slammed my head on the tile, which woke me up.

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>>388286419
Can I use this to put bigger things in my butt?

>>388292324
How bad was the pain?

>>388292509
Your anus is already loose enough, Anon.

>>388292324
Sounds like diverticulitis, an abscess in the small intestine that perforated.

>>388292736
like somebody grabbing my insides and twisting them into balloon animals.
i really did black out, i was trying to focus through the pain, then next thing i knew, i was waking up, it was three hours later and i was drooling

>>388287835
Are you stupid? This guy actually translated it, SakuraGame is releasing this game with this guy's translation. This guy didn't translate the other SakuraGame releases.

>>388287267
>I have no idea how that's possible
Because some VNs are really long, not exactly a difficult conclusion to reach.

>>388292997
Sounds bad. I wanted to know cause I've been unlucky enough to sawllow steel wool and know the feeling of being sliced from the inside. I never blacked out though.

>>388285242
She's pretty cute, I'd stick things up her butt.

>>388292892
looking it up, that seems to be it.
thankfully after that i started cutting down on garbage and moving around more and now my butt is a lot happier.

>>388285242
>little sister
No no no you normie pc gamers need to start changing your vocabulary ok ?
It's not little sister, it's imouto.
It's not ass, it's oshiri.
Also it's not a game but kusoge.
Start to learn the terms.

>>388285242
MASTER RACE WINS AGAIN BABY!

>>388288125
Because everyone spends their entire days sitting at their computers.

>>388293168
>swallow steel wool
how'd that happen?

>>388293437
he was hungry for steel wool.

>>388285587
The evil secret brother of Mario and Luigi that fell in Hell instead of Yoshi's Island when the stork dropped him

>>388293371
>trying this hard to fit in
>still to afraid to use the word "normalfag"
Maybe next time.

>>388293437
Crappy, liw quality brushes that left the "hairs" on plates they were used on. Got mixed wuth the food and the rest is excruciating incapacitating pain and bloody stool. I always make a point to check to check most everything I eat now.

>>388293770
*low quality
*mixed with

>>388287646
oh god oh Jesus

>>388286453
go to the fucking doctor or you'll find out your mortal on your own real fucking quick

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>>388293770
i remember there was a big stink a while back because the same thing was happening with those grill brushes for barbecues.
made me start checking everything i eat.
that sucks though man, i'm glad you're okay.

>>388286419
don't listen to this anon i tried it and now im gay

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reminds me of the good times I had with this series

>>388286419
just to avoid anyone else here "learning" something today this will prolapse your anus

>>388294209
Thanks man, you as well.

>>388288125
God punishes fags for their sins.

What happens if you pop a hemorrhoid?

>>388286779
thanks for your quality contribution

>>388285593
the cute girls doing cute things genre

>>388286202
Maybe you need your onii-chan to help you with his special cream.

Cutesy moe anime with little girls depicted as doing cute things are the reason most of the world, Japan included, thinks anime is dumb shit. They have zero plot, story nor character development, no interesting setting, premise or conflict. They hinge on fat virgin /a/utists to go "kuhwayyy" because thats literally theyre only market.

Those same /a/ustists are still neck-deep in that "oh my favorite band is one youve probably never heard of" hipster mindset, shitting on anything that is even remotely popular, dismissing 90% of all anime (that people actually watch and enjoy) as "entry level" which is complely meaningless way to justify their hipster taste in actual garbage, and have a cancerous attitude of antagonizing each other by not sharing the name of certain shows and trying to redirect you to 6 arbitrary different boards

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>>388292509
Yes, sticking dildos while enjoying warm bath is fun. Not as fun as wearing buttplug all day though.

>>388295107
>Blah blah blah I'm better than everyone blah blah blah.

>>388295271
It's pasta, idiot.

>>388295271
>criticize group of elitist people who think theyre better than everyone
>blah blah blah i have no counterargument and will accuse you of the same
>>388295313
>le pasta xd maymay

If anyone has constipation or similar problems, try eating brined olives and olive oil. This completely cured my lifetime of digestive problems. I believe the problem was a lack of lubrication in my digestive system, which the olive oil provides. Fiber was not the issue.

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>>388295457
>getting upset over chinese cartoons

>>388295107
>Cutesy moe anime with little girls depicted as doing cute things are the reason most of the world, Japan included, thinks anime is dumb shit.
But we know the truth and they can't take that away.
THE TRUTH SHALL SET US FREE

Man I'm glad my butthole has always been healthy.

>>388295457
>Blah blah blah no counterarguments blah blah I'm better than everyone blah blah blah.

>>388295694
Except for the times when you got worms. Hope you like getting rimjobs every night.

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>tfw you literally have a hemorrhoid that refuses to go away

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>>388295516
I just did that and had the best poop in my life.

>>388289309
I need this right now.

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>>388295751
I don't remember that.

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GAME OF THE YEAR, BABY. PC MASTER RACE WINS AGAIN.

Console cucks B T F O

>>388295694
Because you massage it with dicks every day.

Is it hemorrhoid season? I got one about a month ago, after a very bumpy bus ride. He's a big boy, but after the first day it's not painful at all. He's just there, on the rim of my bumring.

>all these haemorrhoidfags
What the fuck /v/?

>>388296587
sitting on your ass all day gives you hemorrhoids
most of us sit on our asses all day

>>388296639
Then get up and do some stretches once in awhile. Stretch your legs by walking to the kitchen and getting another glass of water. Jesus Christ guys look after yourselves.

>>388296587
>not having a haeomorrhoid
must be lonely down there

>>388296587
I don't have them but my gf has a lot

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>>388285242
As a weeb extraordinaire, don't get your hopes up

It's mediocre with a fun title

>>388287646
Natural selection at its finest

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>>388292761
No its not, just from putting my middle finger in I'm wiping sore 3 days later and only fit an egg the diameter of a quarter in one when I was drunk and the pain lasted a week I can't even use it how do I upsize with minimal pain pls

>>388285242
https://exhentai.org/g/269257/134093042b/

>>388297304
lots of lube.

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>>388297321
>large insertions
>rape
>netorare

>>388297660
Well yes but it has hemorrhoids so it's on topic.

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Is this a butt cream thread?

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>>388297912
>mfw blood drive
how did they fuck it up so bad

>>388298045
Because they tried to force a sequel that has no reason to exist (annoying fans are partially to blame too).
First game was written as stand alone finished thing.
By gluing on more shit so they can continue they had to go full retard in the end.

What do hemorrhoids taste, smell, and feel like?

>>388299950
A salty bag of milk

>>388299950
Pennies

>>388299950
Have you never had any part of your body infected? I'd wager it feels like that. Soft, mushy, disgusting.

>>388299950
>feel
Swollen pieces of flesh often painful to touch and bleeding when you shit. Not fun unless you're a hardcore M.
>taste/smell
Anon pls

>>388299950
Ass

>>388287646
Sometimes you gotta pop the fuckers, others you wait out. Depends on how much blood you're willing to lose.

Is it possible to suffer from both hemorrhoids and a prolapsed rectum?

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>>388300843
I never thought there will be a day when posting this image on /v/ will be on topic and not just part of 'you're butthurt' response.

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>>388285242
Is there an Isekai version of this?

>>388301056
>Isekai
If you want maximum cancer just steal a Roentgen room key from Radiologist and lock yourself in for few hours.

>games educating about common but embarassing and often not properly treated condition are bad

what

/v/ - biology

>>388302439
/v/ - butthurt

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>>388285242
I was wondering where this screenshot came from

>>388285242
Can I fuck her ass?

cream or suppositories?

>>388302264
>HemoImo
>educating about anything but having anal sex with your sister
Let's not pretend the hemorrhoids are something more than an excuse for 'quirky' assplay setting.

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>>388302816

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>>388285242
>HemoImo
I love it.

>>388303368

She's giving a play by play about her hemorrhoids and how long she's had them and such.

I could go into detail, but the details are un-cute and basically what the anonymii in this thread have said about their hemorrhoids.

>>388285242
>my little sister can't possibly have a hemorroid
man, japanese titles always crack me up, specially on silly eroges

>>388303802
>and basically what the anonymii in this thread have said about their hemorrhoids.
this is just like my japanese animes

>>388303828
It's not the Japanese title. The Japanese title is "My Little Sister Got Haemorrhoids, So I Stuck A Suppository Up Her Ass". Presumably they changed the title because Steam didn't like the original one.

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>/v/ is literally butthurt

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>>388285983
>meanwhile Consolechads have no need for a games
ikr consoles are amazing machines for listening to music and watching movies, who need games

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>>388303828

>>388303976
>who need games
PCMR fags welcoming every console port that happens few years after 1st release like second coming?

>>388303881

Well, I guess there is one major difference to the anonymii in this thread, which is the bit at the end where she mentions wiping and getting blood and clarifies that it's not her period. That probably doesn't apply to anyone here.

>>388289309
>best before date on hard liquor
Something doesn't seem right about this.

>>388294931
because nothing is cuter than a little girl with a hemorroid

I wish it was an older sister instead.

>>388304636
True, I like 18-35 year old females with hemorrhoids

>>388285242
Shit game for shit taste. We need a better a

>>388304794
Mad sonygro detected

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>>388287646

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>>388285242
what does a little girl have to do to get a hemorrhoid?

>>388304938
Take a shit once a week instead of daily.

>>388304938
she's actually 1000 years old

>>388304978
and also half demon

>>388304938
strain hard when pooping
drink little water
eat only meat

>>388304975
>shitting daily
does anyone actually do this?

>>388305036
I do, once every morning as soon as I finish eating breakfast and before I take a bath/shower

>>388305036
If you eat normally and healthily you produce enough poop to do it daily.

>>388305036
Regular morning shitter anon reporting.

>>388305036
Only everyone.

>>388305036
>there are people who DON'T 大っかい方 daily
The fuck?

>literal shit posting the thread

>>388305036
I do right after I wake up and before going to work.

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as a person with really bad hemos i gotta say I can't wait to play this game

>>388286453
FUCKING AMERICANS FIX YOUR FUCKED HEALTHCARE

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>>388285242
>mfw my real little sister irl is a hemoimo in real life

>>388305626
Proofs?

>>388305626

Do you give her suppositories?

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>>388305731
no but we once try to best each other in how bloody we can get the toilet bowl

naturally as the big brother I won

>>388305626
What do her hemorrhoids taste like?

>>388305807
That's fucking gross.
post photos

>>388294123

Yes that's all very well for you to say, but what if it's awkward? Like what if the doctor laughs when you turn the conversation to your ass?

>>388305945
This. I'd rather die of some grotesque disease then suffer through embarrassment. Fuck doctors. They're probably all cunts.

>>388305945
It's not awkward. My GP immediately send me to the ass doctor in the hospital because he didn't even want to bother, lmao. At least now I can say another man fingered my ass and I didn't like it.

>>388305945
Doctors are pros and proctologists saw their share of broken asses already.
If you're really that shy, google some doctor in next town.

>>388305036
Twice a day here.
One in the morning after waking up.
One after lunch.

>>388285242
Fuck yeah nigga it's just like that doujin

>>388306387
what doujin

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>>388306409
https://exhentai.org/g/762657/11cde2ac2f/

>>388306589
anon delivers, time to fap

>>388303802
>hemorrhoids are not cute

Damn, getting red pilled and disillusioned by 4chan yet again.

>>388306589
She looks exactly like that idol slut, Iori

>>388306725
The artist is the same one who did all those Iori anal doujins and he really fucking likes her

>>388286779
first day on /v/?
first time seeing a bait thread having dumb shit talked about in it?

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>>388306725
I know isn't she just great

>>388286202
Mine don't hurt, just bleed like a motherfucker if I wipe my ass too rough or take a monster shit

>>388305945
It's the doctor's job. You are the 5877689th person to talk to them about their ass being all weird and shit. There is no way he'll react with anything besides polite professionalism you dumb fuck

>>388295271
definitely better than anyone that has ever, or currently browses any anime board/site

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>>388285242
There's a point where this imouto complex shit needs to stop, and we've clearly crossed it.

>>388308353
>Mine don't hurt, just bleed like a motherfucker if I wipe my ass too rough or take a monster shit
Same. Mine are internal, but close to the hole so they pop out whenever I take a shit. Then I gotta push them back in after I wipe myself spotless.

Hemmorids are those weird bloody bumps you get on your asshole right?

>>388308709
Lumpy growths on your asshole, yes. But generally not bleeding all by themselves; the skin on them is just really thin so it's easy to make them bleed via friction from clothing or toilet paper.

>>388308709
Essentially, they are blood vessels that grow way too big near your asshole and thus become a liability

>>388286453

Hi TB

>>388308521
gib cow

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>>388302816

"...... My butt hurts .... About two weeks ago .... Oh my god, it hurts me ... ... The beginning was only slightly painful, but gradually three more So now it really hurts so much, I thought it was hemorrhoid ..... s I thought, I saw it with the E mirror, but I do not want it like a wart. But the pain continues for a long time, and nowadays - it does not do anything anymore - it hurts! So, Tsuruhara, then, it seems like it has been damaged by ADAP 0, and that this morning But y-2,20 If you wipe it off! Paper E is blooded and it's not physiological.) PAA out of the butt If it's a bad illness ... What's going to be scary ..... "

will PCfags ever stop being butt of the jokes?

>>388309762
When retards like you stop forcing said jokes using the flimsiest of evidence.

>>388309983
>butthurt mustard
lel

>>388285242
Is it kamige?
It can't be more kamige than Please Bang My Wife can it?

>>388311227
Better than Marina's Cuckolding Report, even. It's beyond kamige, Please Bang My Wife or Maiden Rape Assault: Violent Semen Inferno are kusoge in comparison.

>>388290162
there's a game for every fetish what are you trying to say here?

>>388305945
Doctors are trained to handle this shit, and if they're laughing in front of you they're unprofessional as fuck and should probably be fired for a gross lack of etiquette.
>>388306042
Most of us are cunts to some extent, but you'd be one as well after seeing what brilliant excuses some 15 year old gives for having something jammed in their asshole again.

>>388305036
>not shitting regularly during work time
Can't stop the money.

>>388305945
Nigga colon cancer is serious shit a doctor isn't going to laugh at you for wanting to vet it checked especially if it runs in your family. Momentary embarrassment is worth it to not fucking die

>>388312613
This. Take a shit at roughly the same time everyday at work, and eventually even your boss gets used to not being able to find you during that time.

>>388299950
4
Itchy.
Tasty.

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>>388286202
>they finally went away and you can finally play with your ass again
Exercise is a million times more important than fiber. But fiber's still important as long as you don't go overboard. 10-14 grams a day is enough.

>>388301056
source please

>>388285242
What timeline is this?

>>388311483
>Marina's Cuckolding Report
>not using the full title
It's Marina's Cuckolding Report: Sensitive Wife and Great Fuck College Student, you fucking philistine.

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>Snaggletooth/fang

>>388316147
What excercises did you do?

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>>388317002
Fangs are great.

>>388295123
Honey Select?

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>>388295516
/v/: Intestinal Health and Nutrition

>>388317071
Any should work really as long as it's not like biking where you have to sit down or doesn't involve your butt. I just used one of those lateral exercise machines at my local gym.

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>>388297660
>rape
>netorare
>incest

>>388316147
yeah pretty much
i sit on my ass all day for months but I also lift, no problems so far

>>388286453
1. Cancer can be treatable in early stages, but the more you wait, the worse it gets. Do you really want to lose all waste functions?

2. NEVER pop a tumor, that blood causes new tumors.

3. It might just be hemorrhoids, which also should never be popped by anyone other than a doctor or surgeon.

>>388303924
>>388302816
wait a sec....this is real? like this is no bullshit a real thing? jesus christ I thought op was just fucking with us but...well, I guess you learn something new everyday

>>388320596
Of course it's a real thing. It was a passion project of the translator and one of his favorite nukiges.

>>388297660
>>388318781
Real talk.

NTR is fucking cancer, but it can be hot if it's rape.

>>388320920
Most things are hot if it's rape

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>>388285242
This seems like something right up my alley.

>>388321090
I mostly mean that NTR's sour taste mostly comes from emotional manipulation.

Rape usually takes said manipulation out of the equation.

>>388321194
Yeah but there's always that mind break
>I LOVE YOUR FAT COCK MR RAPIST
bullshit by the end which is what makes it end up as NTR which is just as bad

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I literally spend all of the day sitting down in front of the PC, and before going to sleep I fuck myself silly with my dildo and I never had haemorrhoid.
What the fuck is wrong with you people?

>>388320920
Life isn't all sunshine, you need to learn to savor the bitterness.

>>388321428
Yeah I can't stand that shit.

Rape, like NTR rape, no longer becomes hot if resistance falters.
>>388321651
>>>/uk/

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>>388285242
>tfw into loli sisters
>tfw into hemorrhoids

>>388287646
>saves the thumbnail
>takes advice from 4chan
>takes advice from gay fanfic
i love that you exist

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>>388321428
Every time shit like this happens I close the doujin. I'm not reading rape doujins for the girl to like it I'm reading them for a power trip over the unwilling

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>>388321090
>rape doujin
>half way through it just turns into regular rough sex because muh mindbreak
It's bullshit.

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>>388285242
>a game about sticking suppositories up my little sisters ass
What more proof that there is a loving god do you need?

>>388322002
Fucking exactly.

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>>388305945
I've had my balls and dick fondled by 3 different doctors before they came to the conclusion that one of my nuts what bigger than the other, never again.

>>388305945
Don't listen to all the other homos. Better to die of ass cancer than to have your doctor think you're a fag that likes it up the butt.

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>>388322056
>Tags: Impregnation
>One mention of getting pregnant in a single text box

>>388323848
what else do you think happens when you cum in a women?

>>388323996
They fall in love with you?

>>388323996
They become slaves to your cock?

>>388305036
Coffee makes me shit and I drink a huge mug of moka coffee every single day, which gives me slightly loose but manageable-sized shits. If I don't drink coffee I shit every three to five days and they come out like huge solid bricks that are so heavy that the second I squat down on the toilet they rocket out and give me sphincter cramps; fortunately they don't tear my anus up and leave no mess, but it's so loose afterwards I can stick a finger up there whilst it's twitching from the cramp.

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>>388323848
God damn it this is such bullshit I get angry every time

>>388305036
That's what normal people do.

>>388323848
>Tags: Pregnant
>Only at the end

Fucking

>>388322056
>noncon fags getting btfo'd by mindbreak master race
What's the problem?

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>>388324102
>>388324803
pretty much
http://hakihome.com/street-fighter/chun-kan-5773/

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>thousands of eroge are released every year
>only a couple of those will ever be translated

>>388285983
>meanwhile Consolechads have no need for a game
you don't say

>>388285242
with your penis no less

My sister and I are gonna do a playthrough of this.

>>388290273
In college I went through like a whole year where I only pooped once a week. Never went to the doctor or anything, and it just sorta fixed itself. Just figured my body was running at peak efficiency or something.

>>388325562
k-keep me posted

>>388290273
I have this too, and it gives me this awful sensation where I feel like I have to keep wiping even though I'm clean. There's no pain, but for about a year now I've had to walk outside feeling like I've shat myself, and it's horrible.

>>388294332
What ever came of it? I read through all of them like 2 years ago, did they fuck yet?

>>388323848
you know you can downvote tags and it makes a difference, right?

>>388325562
Your white step sister mister asian man?

>>388287272
Those explicit screenshots are from the uncensored version. The version sold on Steam is rated M.

>>388286453
I hope you understand that you have the right to blame the jews. It doesn't just "run in your family", its because of lifestyle choices

>>388295107
K-On! is one of the greatest shows ever created and it fits your complaints

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>Japanese developer puts out a weird eroge that's not meant to be taken seriously in any regards.
>Only a few people care about it outside of Japan
>English version announced for god knows what reason
>Ironic weeaboos buy it in large numbers
>Normalfag streamers and Youtubers jump on the bandwagon

>>388326473
You can't stream nukige on Twitch.

>still no link
People,I swear.

https://exhentai.org/g/1020348/1b43276cc5/

>>388323996
They get heart shaped pupils.

>>388328176
Porn has ruined heart pupils, at least in the English speaking side of the internet. Every time a character with stylized heart pupils gets posted there's a dozen replies insisting they're reserved only for if they're getting fucked retarded.

>>388328869
I love heart pupils and I agree.

what if she accidentally farted on u haha

>>388305036
At work I shit as often as 3 times a day.

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>>388316147
Does using an Aneros really feel good or is it just a meme?

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>>388317002
>>388317372
Snaggletooth/fang is how the japs stylize shitty teeth

>>388330219
>Does using a toy designed ergonomically to stimulate your prostate feel good or is it just a meme?
Take a fucking guess.

FACK OFF DEGENERATE WEEABOOS THIS IS HONESTLY PATHETIC

>>388330793
>posting on 4chan
>not being a degenerate weeaboo
For what purpose?

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>>388285242

There honestly should be more games about cramming objects in a little girl's asshole. That seems like an untapped market.

>>388330793
>>>/reddit/ faggot

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>>388309606
>My butt hurts
From what?

>>388290162
>we want the western audience

>>388285242
Everyone is going to be surprised when they play the game and there's an interesting and engrossing story about your little sister and how she tragically became inflicted with hemorrhoids.

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>>388331369

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>>388331369

>>388331461

And then you start shoving suppositories in her.

"How many are you supposed to use anyway? Let's start with fifty."

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>>388288048

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>Been constipated for over a week and got a hemorrhoid because I was pushing so hard
Kind of weird thought because the hemorrhoid itself doesnt hurt though.

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>>388331527
>>388331556

>>388305036
Like twice a day.

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>>388285242
>HemoImo
im dying holy shit

>>388305036

If your bowels are working normally, you should shit roughly once a day.

I was surprised too, apparently I have been constipated as fuck all my life without knowing it.

>>388332556
Not true. Bowel functions differ between people, with as few times as twice a week being normal for some, and a couple of times per day being the norm for others. That's not to say that you aren't having enough fiber, that is.
t. person who has seen too many gastroenterologists

>>388333035
It boils down to diet, and assorted stress levels/environmental factors

>>388331953
It's a meme you dip

>>388333176
Exactly.

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>>388331527
>>388331556
neumanmind

>>388322056
Now you know why 95% of netorare is bad, it includes that stuff religiously.

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>>388285242
Not even neptunia is this bad

>>388333798
Yeah, it's worse.

>>388286202
Are you a cute imouto?

>>388285983
Oh please, for the last decade all the panty quest games were released on the PS or vita, sonyfags are still the number 1 when it comes to pathetic virgin weaboo games.