What were they thinking? This is literally an uncircumcised chode

I have an uncut penis and it doesn't look like that, it tapers at the end.

I feel sorry for anyone who''s cut by the way. I have tried masturbating without my foreskin engaged, it ruins it with or without lube. Masturbation with the foreskin is physically better than vaginal sex, though having a girl with you is a nice experience.

Tfw no chode model in hl2:dm

>>388284296
They could say the same thing to your parents about you

>>388284438
It looks like that when you roll it up over the head. Idk what kinda dick you have

>>388284504
My parents say I'm handsome

>>388284438
cool anecdote, subscribed

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>>388284438
>I have tried masturbating without my foreskin engaged
Did you try activating your almonds first?

>>388284296
Look more like a hyena vagina to me. Makes me want to stick my dick in it through multiple attempts and extremely careful aiming.

>>388284296
>>388286139

what the fuck niggers, it's clearly an asshole

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>>388284438
only a grade A++ faggot would care about another anons penis.

They always creeped me out as a kid, and I still get weirded out by that "lunging" sound they make.

Did Link enjoy likelike?

>>388284296
cock vore

>>388288445
Anon, did you forget where you are?

>>388284296
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