How to prep for the worst Hurricane in 10 years

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>>388266650

How to be a reddit fag

>stealing content from reddit
i thought we were better than this

Same Corpus Christi fag from previous threads. Despite how much the rest of Texas wants us gone, we still haven't become Rapture yet, so fuck all y'all

>>388267053
There was literally a Neogaf thread up earlier
/v/ has been infected for awhile

Nice that will last you maybe a full 24 hours if you're lucky.

>>388266650
Stay safe anon

>>388266650
Get a small generator, or even better, don't live in the U.S.

U.S. and Bangladesh are the only cunts in the world where hurricanes are actually a thing.

>>388267325
What are typhoons.

I hope it picks up a garbage can and slams you into it

>>388267053
>>388266838
and how would you know that i got this from reddit?

:^)

>>388267160
Motherfucker you need to leave if you are seriously in Corpus Christi. Get the fuck north somewhere

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>>388267480
The filename, retard. Reddit, tumblr, etc all have their own filenames the same way 4chan does.

>>388267627

Too late now. Water World 2017 here I come.

Seriously though, it's actually all fine here. Sucks for Rockport though.

>>388267661
This guy is right.

Googling "bgvkk0jfhxhz" links to a link that links to reddit.

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SUCKS FOR YOU

>>388267819
>Rockport

why?

HAHAHAHAHHA TEXANS BTFO
FLORIDA WINS AGAIN

>>388268318

It seems to be more of a direct hit for them than us, at least from the radar images they've been showing.

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>>388266650
Us gamers, huh?

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>>388267661
>use sharex for instant imgur uploads
>wow nice reddit filename
I use randomized filenames now but it's pretty retarded.

>>388268432
Just because you're not going to get flooded doesn't mean you don't already live in a shit-stained hellhole.

>>388268597
>use sharex for instant imgur uploads
Why would you do his in the first place?

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>>388268693
t. texan
It's okay, anon.

>>388267819
Hope you like losing everything you own and possibly your life because you're a retard.

>>388266650
Jokes on you faggot I got a generator enjoy being without power while I play ps4 and Xbox faggot bitch ha

>>388268803
Hotkey to capture a part of the screen, ctrl+v to paste the link into the post and I'm done. What do you use?

>>388268947

I'm not going to go out kayaking anon, or be on that yacht that got rescued by the coast guard.

>>388269143
If I'm posting a screencap, I copy it to my clipboard and then paste into the quick reply box. 4chanx allows you to use images from the clipboard to post

>>388269345
I use 4chanx too, but you can capture a specific area or a window with Sharex, so there's no need to crop it with external tools. It also supports a shitton of sites for other files, so I can copy text, press a hotkey and I've got a pastebin link on my clipboard, or upload shit to dropbox with the same hotkey. And it's open source. I'd make a great shill

>>388270045
Sharex is an external tool though

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>>388266650
Good, you can surround your glorious PS4 with all those useless overpriced pieces of plastic in order to avoid water damage.

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>>388270734
Meant to say there's no extra step in something like mspaint.

Gameboy Color
Maglite hanging from ceiling
50AA batteries
All of the GB/C's best RPG's

Imagine getting killed by a hurricane with a name as gay as Harvey.

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So, who is hyped for the upcoming S.T.A.L.K.E.R. game?

>houstonfag
>tfw comfy

Can't wait for work. I'm in a grocery store but it's a fish market. Fuckin nobody will be buying from us this weekend. Free money for just standing there. Maybe classes will start late this week too.

>>388268432
>Texans BTFO
>Literally one small city that's actually threatened in any way
>It's not even getting fucked over that bad

I know you're desperate to laugh at someone, Florida, but don't be petty in your attempts to look superior.

Lol dumb Americans and their shitty construction, when a hurricane hits here in Bermuda there's rarely any fatalities.

>>388271805
Unlike Fukushima, the nuclear plants there would have had plenty of warning and are probably shut down.
Then again, it's being run by Texans.

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Florida Man here. Poor Texans gonna get wet.

houston fag here
got 2 psp batteries and a bunch of ps1 games and snes and gba emulators, and 1 portable charger. pls no power outage

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>>388270045
use Gyazo then

>>388274281
Floridian here
>Tfw slowly sinking into the ocean

>>388268432
The only thing Florida should win is a one way ticket to hell.

>>388275148
We already won.

>>388275148
But the devil goes to hell from florida when he wants a vacation

>>388275247
>niggervile and white trash
LOL no

>>388275330
You misunderstood. We already won the ticket to hell.

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>>388275360

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>was expecting some nice showers through the weekend
>instead the valley gets fucking NOTHING

I'm 30 years old next month and never saw a hurricane in my life, what's it like? Like the it's the end of the world?

>>388266650
Is that a pokedex?

>>388275148
>>388275247
>>388275259
>>388275330
>>388275360
>>388275507
Someone please get me out of Florida.

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>>388275653
It's rain and a little wind. If you're on the Gulf Coast of Texas anyway you're used to the wind. The rain might flood your house a bit. Other than that just read a book if your power goes out.
t. Floridian

>>388275878
you can never leave
also it's comfy here
just become a masochist

>>388267053
You thought wrong, you people ALWAYS think wrong, we're just like fucking reddit and 9fag and 7chan and youtube and twitter and deviantart and tumblr and gaia and YTMND and newgrounds

>>388275909
and facebook and stormfront and pornhub and kotaku and furaffinity and

>>388266650
>in 10 years
Time flies
I wonder if they will get a mentally retarded black singer to go off script during a live broadcast.
That was the best.

>>388266650
Jersey fag here
is that hurricane in Texas gonna be worse than the shit we had around 5 years ago?

>>388276340
3 times worse

>living in texas
>living in south texas

>>388276194
knowyourmeme and ED and funnyjunk and somethingawful and metacritic and gamefaqs and ign and blah blah blah, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND JUST ENJOY 4CHAN

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>>388276472
>ENJOY 4CHAN
I enjoy it by complaining about it.

>>388273047
nigger, we went to the moon, we can hanfle it

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>>388276396

I'm prepping by playing Splatoon while internet is still up.
The sea levels will rise and we will bow to new squid masters.

>>388266650

I'm in austin am i safe ?

Also can a hurricane affect my gachas

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>>388276819
>austin

guys i'm watching a guy livestream from inside the hurricane itself

he's holed up in a carwash and metal and stuff is flying all around him

>>388276939

Still could get wet ..

i didn't know about the hurricane and blew off going to the store

>>388277097
link

>>388277263
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1zqKVRbYXWWKB

>>388270045
But why do you need to post a screencap of this stuff anyway?

hey guys check my 3

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>>388268432
>MFW Tampafag
>MFW have avoided every large scale Hurricane by just staying in my house
Feelsgoodman

>>388276340
Jersey one was weak compared to the one that hit us a couple years ago. This one is supposed to be worse than that.

>>388276819
Hope you don't live anywhere that floods easily.

Houston here, anyone else in Houston? Tons of rain now, got reports of several powergrids going down

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>>388277535
>Jacksonville
>no hurricane ever stood a chance

>>388276586
Oh yes, all thanks to the amazing work of your brilliant Texan scientists such as Wernher Von Braun.
>>388271805
Not to mention, things like Chernobyl and Fukushima are a total Murphy's law scenario and the latter wasn't nearly as deathly as the media made it out to be more people died of hysteria than radiation

>>388277607
Houston sounds about right, because you've just got a fuckin' problem

>>388277981
?

>>388277306
lol this fucking retard needs to mute his phone if he isn't going to answer it

>>388277607
Southwest Houston area. Rain hasn't been too bad where I'm at. Midtown is probably going to be underwater by Tuesday.

>>388277573
>Jersey one was weak
the main issue was how most of those areas that were hit were NOT built to withstand bad hurricanes. The damage was a lot worse because of it

>>388277607

Dude this is the worse then carla which completely destroyed Houston in 1961

>>388269143
puush is better.

>>388275653
That honestly depends on where the hurricane touches down for you. The backside of the hurricane is always the worst.

>>388278135
I've been here since Katrina and Ike you bullshitting motherfucker

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>>388277306
>when the video momentarily freezes
>>388277981
>>388278071
Hey shit for brains, come with me

>>388266650
>get a skintight glow in the dark morph suit
>get a wicked hairdo
>get a duel disk
>charge it
>slap gentoo on it
>have it play ignis.m4a on full blast and loop
>"KAZE O TSUKAMU PLAYMAKA"
>obtain warrior in shining purple armor after hand finishes glowing

>>388278232

Carla was bigger then katrina

I just learned about it myself trying to research Harvey's potential impact on austin

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>tfw europoor
>never get to experience the dangers of Tornados, Hurricanes and nigger riots

>>388278401
>>388277306
Oh shit, the building he was in just collapsed. He's just in his car in the middle of the storm. Get in here bois.

>>388266650
>not having a UPS charged up and ready to charge portables for generations to come

>>388278514
extreme weather is just the top, there's nothing like getting knocked on your ass by some fucking air

>>388275616
>nice showers
In Miami it's been showering nonstop

>>388278514
you got muslims driving trucks and drug addicts with knives, be grateful

>>388278543
the fucking madman is out of the car
THE SCREEN WENT BLACK WTF

>>388278676
Uhh, confirmed dead?

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>>388278543
PANIC

>>388278714
Jeff Piotrowski had an oweski he could not recover from.

>>388278714
>ended 2 minutes ago
Rip in fucking pieces.

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>>388276472
>enjoy 4chan
I'm trying.

>>388268068
What skate vid?

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>>388266650
>he's afraid of a hurricane

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>>388278714
No way he survived getting run over by this

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>>388279342
not all of us live in flyover states you dumb fuck

Living in Florida this storm is babby tier

Went through Ivan, Dennis, and Katrina.

Quit whining babies.

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>VAfag
>tfw hearing about the Hurricanes that go on further South

Shit man. Whenever we get "hit" by a hurricane, it just rains all day.

>>388275259
And the devil goes down to georgia when he looks for a soul to steal

>>388279471
Good for you, still nothing to be worried about. But then Texas was never prepared for a hurricane the same way north east was never prepared for a tropical storm. Enjoy getting flooded out of house and home.

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>>388279628
>michigan
>home of niggerville

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comfy Wisconsin posting alert

a cool 61 degrees, windows open listening to the crickets

might play some casual TF2 later

midwest bros ww@

>>388279785
sorry bud im in houston im just here for the banter

>>388279471
>world wide
most of those are probably in shit holes like haiti

>>388268432
>mfw Florida has equal or worse weather than Texas
>humidity levels are fucking shit
Californian weather is best weather.

>>388279893

comfy 63 degrees in Illinois my dude and playing ARMS.

Mechanica #1

>>388279893
WI is nice, at least until it starts snowing.

>>388279893
KC anon here

comfy 67 degrees clear night

>>388280006
>state-wide emergency drought every few years
>"comfy"

>>388268447
My Aunt lives there, and ignored the mandatory evacuation. I hope she's alive tomorrow.

Any austin bros wanna start a raiding party ?

I can't fight but i do watch GoT and vikings

>>388267480
the OP post literally reads like a screencapped reddit title

>>388268432
Wrong
>Corpus Christi BTFO
>Galveston BTFO
>Houston BTFO
Texas becomes 5% better afterwards.

>>388266650
A combined 6 hours of entertainment?

>>388280006
It may be a Mexican invested shithole, but at least we don't have hurricanes.

>>388280006
I too like wildfires so large they threaten the whole state my friend

>>388275909
>gaia

He fucking said Gaia

>>388280148
I hope CC drowns in piss.

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>>388266650
Terrebonne Parish Louisiana here.

Should I be worried?

>>388280094
>mfw only one call for a drought five years ago
>fags still try and tack that California
Lemme know how it feels anywhere else besides California, probably hell-tier heat or unbearable winters, kek

>>388280006
Hey fucker it was only a high of 89 with a 94% humidity today!

>>388280148
dallas fags go

hello fellow houstonbros

it hasn't even hit us properly yet, I thought it would by now

>>388271127
There doesn't need to be. You can crop it directly from your screen using Snipping Tool (built-in on Windows 7 and later) and then just Ctrl+C Ctrl+V.
Don't be retarded.

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>>388277306
>tfw this shit is headed toward me and going to hit early tomorrow morning.

I'm gettin scared.

>>388280382
Yeah. I'm kinda disappointed actually because I like the sound of rain when I'm inside but there's barely anything happening.

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>>388280127
>posted from 35 and rundberg

>>388277497
For epic memes and fun times only on 4chan!

>>388277306
Storm chasers are crazy motherfuckers.

>>388280382
powers probably going out for us tomorrow mate

>>388280238
Not for a few more days.

>>388277306
>offline
damn nigga did he die?

>>388280514
Internet probably went down

>>388280490
man don't make me panic

I don't think I can survive in this city without AC

>>388280529
Party pooper.

>>388280337
Best part of California is that places besides SoCal exist, none of this shit where your state experiences a single kind of climate. You like the heat? Southern California is for you. Like the cold? Central and Northern California are better fits plus you have the mountains ranges if you prefer a more secluded lifestyle. You have 2 metropolises, one in Central California or the Bay Area and one in Southern California or the Inland Empire. Great for all styles of living.

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Kentuckybro here. Here to laugh at the coastfags who didn't learn anything from Katrina.

>>388280632
California is a beautiful state. Shame about the Californians.

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>>388266650
>Living anywhere the environment regularly tries to kill you

>>388280640
Hey bro can you send some of your heroin down our way we might need it

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>>388280529
>>388280514
>>388280483
he's back niggas
https://www.pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1BdxYWPqQvAGX

>>388280718
This guy's a fucking madman

https://www.pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1BdxYWPqQvAGX
He's back up

>>388280718
It's down again RIP

>>388268447
I think Rockport is less protected as well. Wharton here, we have clear skies at the moment. Waiting for big daddy Harvey to touch me rather than just the bands. Get this though: the Colorado river floods at 39 feet. They are expecting it to hit 54 feet by sunday. The people living there are fucked.

>>388270045
I just tried it after you shilled it and my god I am mind blown at the things you can do with it.

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>>388280640
>North Carolina
>Barrier Islands
>My face when hurricanes usually just mean to avoid roads that go over rivers and I get several days off of work

>>388272608
While the actual winds and shit aren't going to totally fuck Texas up that badly minus some smaller areas, Houston is going to flood like a bitch dude. 30 inches in some parts? Unless Harvey swerves from the projection, we fucked in the long run.

>>388268432
>tfw living in Florida and hearing all this hurricane talk
>it's not us

Good timeline lads

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>it's now a cat 4

damn. Earlier this morning I thought they were calling for a 2

>>388280718
God I remember that show

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>>388280006
>he doesn't care about the second amendment

>>388280969
>Florida
>cat 4 hurricane hits directly
>roads flooded street flooded 60 mph winds raining so hard you can't see 5 feet infront of you
>work still expects you to show up on time

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>>388281014
Yesterday it was supposed to be a tropical storm when it hit.

>>388280467

I don't get it ...

>>388270045
>>388270734
If you're on windows 10, I think the hotkey to capture an area directly to your clipboard is Windows + Shift + S, if you don't like third party stuff.

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>>388275653
save some porn on your phone and jerk off to it.
rinse and repeat until the power comes back on

>>388281296
Walk out into the storm and start masturbating furiously. Enlist the aid of the storm gods in achieving ultimate pleasure.

There's an anime convention I'm supposed to go to in San Antonio next Friday. What's the likelihood of it getting cancelled?

>>388281458
100%.

>>388281458
90%

>>388280640
>Katrina
Katrina was a soft tickle for Texas. Ike was the last big one we've had. Katrina was some wind and rain. Ike was wind and rain but also a week and a half of power outages.

>>388281520
I can't tell if you're being serious or not.

What's a good video game that has hurricanes ?

>>388281458
A week from now? There's a decent chance it'll be fine

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>americans

>>388279587
Nigga, katrina was a cat 2 when it hit florida, quit talking shit like you lived in new orleans

>>388281601
Yeah, but I'm also heading to a friend's place the Thursday before. He's driving, I'm paying for our hotel.

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>start college this upcoming Monday

>website hasn't notified or cancelled classes

>I might have to go walk to school in the heavy rain and thunderstorms

>>388279587
This storm absolutely just fucked Rockport where parts of it don't exist anymore. Videos are in this thread. Really for Houston and larger areas it's the flooding that will mess everyone up.
>Quit whining
30 inches of rain, my man. Thirty fucking inches.

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>>388281458
Unless some incredibly unforseen event occurs, San Antonio will be almost completely fine for the duration of the hurricane.

>>388281680
Damn just you two?

>>388281097
>walmart "strongly suggests" you break curfew and come to work
fuck walmart, I'm not breaking the law over $80

>>388281809
Just take an umbrella.

>>388280006
We still gotta deal with earthquakes, wild fires, and the occasional drought.

>>388281950
And watch me get sweaped away

>>388267661
Unix time isn't only used in 4chan, newfag.

>>388281991
A raincoat then.

>>388281991
>Sweaped
Jesus Anon, you do need those classes

>>388281948
Walmart is always a shithole to work in. If New York got nuked, they would still call you in for work and expect you to work unpaid overtime.

>>388281993
none of the file naming systems are used in a single website either, but they still give you a good idea of were an image comes from.
Ya fucking sperg.

>>388281617
>not getting stuck in a tornado and having to pick up pieces of your roof afterwards

casual

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> houstonfag, best buy meeting at 6:30 am work at 8:45 am

Those fucking jews didnt even schedule me for a fucking lunch break. Fuck going to that store meeting.

>>388282310
I dunno, anon. Catastrophic flooding always puts me in the mood to buy electronics.

>>388282310
they can't do shit if you call out
pretty sure it's illegal to force you to work in a state of emergency

>>388282310
desu if you didn't go, I don't think they can do much about it

>>388281872
Just some rain?

>>388280006
Yeah let's see how much that humidity matters when that quake sinks your ass into the ocean

>>388282310
Who would want to go to an electronic store without electricity?

Why the fuck are you guys complaining about going to work? It's just a little bit of rain

>>388282529
t. Floridian

>>388282518

Some stores make employees guard against looters

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>>388282496
>florida
>earthquakes

you probably mean sinkholes, dummy

>>388282602
Can't blame them

Last time when Ike hit. me and some friends in college raided a Walmart.

>>388282727
what are cameras

>>388282676
You've obviously never been to a Walmart in Florida. The earth quaketh.

>>388282529
For a lot of people in the city, they have to drive through an underpass to get to work. They are fucking death traps and people die every time in floods trying to make it.

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>>388282832
What "are" cameras?

>>388282848
I work at a walmart in florida. I have seen some horrible, horrible things.

>>388282848
do they not fucking see the water before they go down?

>>388282891
>I work at a walmart. I have seen some horrible, horrible things.
FTFY

>>388282676
>Florida
I was obviously talking about cali senpai

>>388282310
they'll probably make you board up windows and shit
no one's gonna want to go shopping during a hurricane, only looting

>>388282832
The power was down. There were no active cameras.

>>388282832
Do Walmart stores have generators for the cameras? I thought they just had emergency lights. It's pretty fucking low class to raid a Walmart though. That's Katrina nigger status

>>388282936
A lot of people don't realize that unless you have a high-riding SUV, your car can't ford water for shit.

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>>388282885
We just don't know.

>>388282442
I misread the chart, looks like some flooding saturday night/sunday. Ideally it should clear up by thursday but it depends.

>>388282727
hey i raided a walmart during ike too

but desu i only stole food because i was pretty poor at the time

>>388266650
Lets see...
Switch: 3 hours
GBA SP: 7+ hours
DSi XL: 8+ hours
DSL: 6+ hours
N3DS XL: 3.5 to 6 hours
You seems to be set for a few days

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>>388268432

Texas getting hit by a massive hurricane is still a better place to be the Florida on a good day

>>388267325
what are cyclones

>>388282891
>Working at a low-class franchise in one of the worst states in America
A recipe for disaster, anon

>>388282891
Do tell man.

>>388282936
It's dark and by the time they realize they can't stop. The car fills with water and they are unable to open the doors. They drown. Mind you these are the same people who go around barriers preventing you from driving to your death. It's really fucked up.

>>388282975
Depending on the part of town, he probably won't lose power at his store. The winds in Houston are supposed to be about 50MPH at the worst. Houston is just going to be fucked by flooding, not wind. There's little point to boarding up your windows in Houston

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I heard they put a life jacket on the selena statue in corpus. Can anyone please confirm?

>>388283128
>There's little point to boarding up your windows in Houston
i meant that more toward looters

>>388282424
>>388282428
They can't fire you but from what my old supervisor told me when I worked there they can just fuck with your hours and make you close over and over until you leave.

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>>388283170
That's hilarious if true.

>>388266650
>tfw o3ds xl with mugen, n3ds xl with mugen, dsi, ps vita, psp and nvidia shield portable all charged up
Im set for a week.

>>388282986
We were in college and we got free shit.the best buy was heavily locked down and GameStop sucks. There was a bed bath and beyond broken into but aside from that there wasn't much to loot.

>>388283128
this happened today
>little girl was riding around the store on a bike
>tried to get off the bike
>got her dress stuck in the bike chains
>it took two people ten minutes to take the entire back end of the bike apart

>>388281014

It's a hurricane not a cat dunbass

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>>388266650
3 ds, a switch, and a gameboy

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>>388283314
This looks like a job for...

>>388283242
I think you'd have a legal case against them if they did that, but I understand not wanting to go through bullshit like that

>>388283260
more like 3 days. lucky for you it'll be over by then

>>388283406
the mom didn't want to cut the kid's new dress

>>388283314
>instead of ripping the dress they take apart the bike

Feminism...

>>388283128
We literally had a dude come in during overnight and shit in the middle of the GM action alleys multiple times over 2 weeks before we caught him. Fucker came in looking different every night so even the security cameras were no help

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>>388283464
Dress was probably shredded and ruined by the chain in the first place.

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>>388283497
Maybe he heard about how Walmart was a shithole and he wanted to see if it was true?

>>388283497
How does one take shits on command like that?

>>388283242
Jokes on them, thats the schedule I prefer. Fuck waking up early.

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>>388283497
...And he couldn't walk a few feet to the restroom, which are always at the front of the store?

>>388283618
No fucking clue dude was a master at stealth also because action alleys are pretty busy even during night shifts

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>>388283170
>>388283251

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>>388283497
>Fucker came in looking different every night so even the security cameras were no help

>>388283443
I only play 2 to 3 hours a day, my dude

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>>388283719

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>>388283719
now that's funny

Victoriafag here, the winds are slowly increasing, and my power has stuttered twice already, I have my shit charged up and I have one of those backup batteries for jumpstarting your car so that gives me a few charges after that, but what the hell am I supposed to do after that? Something gay like read a book?

>>388283604
it made it out okay, surprisingly enough.
Here's another story:
>covering the fitting room for a lunch a few years ago
>this fat old man wheels up in an electric cart
>wants to try on some pants
>ok whatever, here's the big room
>he leaves
>as he leaves makes the "hurr durr there's no toliet paper" joke
>har de har har
>few minutes later
>most ungodly smell hits me like a brick
>what the fuck
>check the room
>nothing immediately visible
>smell is the WORST thing I have EVER smelled
>the front end managers can smell it from up front
>have to answer the phone and make pages with my shirt over my mouth
>beg for the maintenance guy to clean it up
>"lol you're on your own, faggot"
>turns out the man shit liquid diarrhea drops on the floor
fuck everything

>>388283901
Do you have enough water and food to last a week?

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>>388283901
Masturbate.

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>dad's friend invites us over to his house since it will have a big generator and room for all of us

>tells his teen daughter to make room for me and the other girl because we will be sleeping in her room

>gets pissy
>tell him it's okay I'll sleep on the floor I understand how girls are
>she says okay I can sleep in her room

>Right now I'm lying on the floor on an airbed and she's to the left of me on her phone texting her friends n shit.

She's hot as fuck, huge tits and freckles on the nose. Blue eyes, long long black hair...

>>388266650
redditendo

>>388284017
Yes actually

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>>388283719
I hope she's OK.

>>388284012
I would refuse to clean it up or quit. Walmart position is a fucking shelf stocker or cashier. I AM NOT cleaning up some grown man's literal shit. Fuck that, fuck you, I quit.

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>>388268432
>>388268693
>>388272608
>>388280990
>>388275148
>>388275247
>>388275259
>>388275878
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>>388283065
>Move from NYC to FL for College and Qt gf.
Man what the fuck have I done...

>>388283671
>2 weeks
At that point, it's less of a biological fault and more of a crusade

>>388276472
fucking ebaumsworld crossposters

>>388284062
Then sit it out.

>>388284049
post pics

>>388284049
cool story you fucking underage faggot

>>388283901
Wharton here, so not THAT far North of you and I have been lucky as fuck so far. The heavier bands of rain seem to be hitting you or like Missouri City and missing me.

>>388284049
Meanwhile you're here posting about her not gonna do shit

>>388284159
Never, EVER stick your dick in crazy, anon. That includes Flordia. and having your dick anywhere in it

>>388284140
the lady I was covering for came back and we did it together
she was so nice, I couldn't let her do it alone

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Jew Yorker here

Get fucked, Texasfags

>>388284267
Why would I do shit?

I'm ugly as fuck
I'm a beta I've never even talked to a girl much before.

I'm just going to try and fap to her while she's asleep.

>>388281458
San Japan?
I'm going too anon, it's gonna be fine dude. Are you gonna cosplay?

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>>388284159
>NYC to FL

Don't worry, that's pretty par. Not a strict upgrade or downgrade.

>>388284313
then you're a bigger man than me anon. I would never. If I wanted to clean shit, I'd become a nurse or a babysitter. That's where I draw the line.

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>mfw haven't had to deal with a real hurricane in over a decade living in miami

>>388284345
Just wait for another winter storm you fuck.

>>388284012
Holy fuck you too? The fitting room dump has to be like a rite of passage for clothing DMs

>>388284405
Depending on the kind of shit, I bet it wasn't that bad. Scrape most of it into a bag, mop up the traces, disinfect.

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>>388284345
Would rather be stuck in a hurricane than step one foot in New York.

>>388284396
Yeah I'm cosplahing as an anime girl.

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>>388284386
well atleast now you wont get rejected and have an awkward morning after she tells everyone

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>people who live in Texas willingly work at Wal-Mart
>when H-E-B exists

>>388280238
m-MOMMY

>>388284591
HEB died the second they got rid of their hamburgers

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>>388284540
the only recent hurricane we had was Hurricane Skullface and Miami was barely touched by it.

>>388279785
My place should be fine. Made it through Rita and Ike without a scratch. I didn't even bother bordering windows this time around.

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>>388284694

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>>388280046
Mechanicute!

>>388284540
Florida hasn't been hit by anything serious since Wilma. Hell I think the thing to ever hit landfall here was Sandy which was a tropical storm, aka, lots of rain and nothing significant.

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>>388283901
Update, Houses around me are losing power and I just heard something get fucked outside, I also just heard that an apartment complex in town caught fire pretty hard, looks like this it bros

>>388280148
Not as long as Austin remains. Fuck California Jr.

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>tfw San Antonio
>Don't feel like going to work tomorrow because they'll either send me home early or I'll stay and it'll be boring as fuck
I hope it gets really bad here

>>388280171
Florida has Cubans. Those guys are like the worst of Mexicans and niggers mixed into one unholy race. I would kill myself before moving back to Florida.

>>388284459
Remember when the media was freaking the fuck out after 2004 saying it's only gonna get worse from now on and then we didn't get another major hurricane for 10 fucking years

>>388284968
It's a shame, I like Austin physically but everyone in it needs to be gassed

>>388284345
>Get a light breeze and some rain
>Freak the fuck out like it's the apocalypse for weeks

Sandy was just the entirety of hurricane alley laughing at the East Coast.

>>388285079
The trails and water holes around Austin are God tier. But I moved out of there 6 years ago, and haven't set foot back into that pansy ass city. Fuck Austin.

Wow ur such a gamer bro haha

>Category 3 Hurricane

You can tell which people are Califags that just moved into town. This ain't shit, niggas. Quit buying water like you're trying to fill up and Olympic pool.

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Reminder that the government of Texas asked the people that stayed behind to write their SSN and name on their forearm in pen so after they drown the Red Cross doesn't have to go through the trouble of finding out who you are when they pull your bloated corpse from the flooded ruin of your home.

Though I'm sure the guy that posted this pic will be alright with his handhelds. Imagine them finding your room full of electronics and your lifeless corpse face down surrounded by gameboys.

>>388285239
Isn't it category 4 now?

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>>388285329
Damn it feels good to know how to swim. And apparently also be white because pen ink wouldn't show up very well on a bloated black corpse.

Texfags get fucked, California >>>>

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>tfw live in the good part of Chicago
>tfw the worst we get is strong winds and scary loud thunderstorms
Laughing at you west and east cucks.
Central a best.

>>388285239
Naw they're gonna find me dick in hand fapping to crossdressing link

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>>388285329
thats pretty savage

>>388285458
But you live in fucking chicago.

Nobody envies your fuck-off cold lake gusts.

>>388285458
>Chicago
>good part
lol

>>388285330
Yes, it just happened to hit areas where not that many Anons are and those that are probably are too busy evacuating or being without power to try to act tough on the internet. Those anons that are online but nearish to the storm are in places like Houston which are just getting rain from the bands instead of actually seeing the storm. It's Cat 4.

>>388285329
Texas doesn't fuck around when they tell you to get out. Also fuck our governor for telling Houston to evac when the mayor had the right idea. Houston evacuating = people dying and those on the road from other cities actually being hit need to get the fuck north.

>>388285330
OH GOD IM FUCKED SAVED ME NIGGAS

>>388284538
Who are you going as? You're a girl right Anon? Right!? You can't dress up as a girl when you're a boy, that's degenerate.
Unless you're cute

>>388285438
>swimming in the trash filled torrential waters of a hurricane
Unless you're a coast guard rescue swimmer wearing buoyancy equipment or Michael phelps you're fucked bruh.
>>388285478
After what happened in Katrina, I'd say if you're stubborn enough to try and ride out what everyone is telling you is basically a biblical tier super storm, that's about all that can be said to you at that point.

>>388285458
>Chicago
>good part

Next you'll tell me you have a vacation home in Detroit

>>388280238
name?

need more subjects to draw and those tits are tops

>>388285329
>one city is texas

>>388267480
Reverse search

>>388285458
>tfw live in the good part of Chicago
o i am laffin

Why is it only America that gets fucked over by horrifically bad weather?
Europe literally never has these problems...

>>388285835
its ok you guys have a couple million other problems to worry about

>>388285674
>swimming in the trash filled torrential waters of a hurricane
Uh, nah, bro. The most dangerous place to be is outside. If you've got one wall you're good to go. You don't even need 4 or a roof. Get real, here.

>>388266650
>the worst Hurricane in 10 years
I thought this was bullshit but then I remembered that hurricane ike was almost 10 years ago

>>388284159
Upgrade desu, NYC is a shithole

>>388285835
Most of Europe isn't by the coast, and the waters surrounding the area aren't nearly as warm.

>>388267247
Assuming all of these were brand new you'd get:
GBA SP: 18 hours
DS lite: 12 hours
DSi: 12 hours
3DS XL: 6 hours
Switch: 5 hours
We'll be generous and say about 48 hours play time. These are NOT new, however, and lithium ion batteries degrade with age even with perfect conditions. I wouldn't be surprised if the values looked like this:
GBA SP: 6 hours
DS lite: 6 hours
DSi: 6 hours
3DS XL: 4 hours
Switch: 5 hours
Still more than 24 hours, but not by much.

>>388285835
Hurricanes have an insanely low chance of hitting somewhere other than the Americas

>>388285965
I'm actually surprised Ike didn't fuck my house up. All of the near neighborhoods got fucked, and I was just here chilling and playing TF2 with /v/

>>388285835
Jews.

>>388286046
Typhoons on the other hand.

>>388285835
At least we don't have to deal with apocalyptic tsunamis, fuck that noise

>>388286050
That's lucky, my power was out for a month so novidya

>>388286070
This, but unironically

>>388285835
Because the US hasn't accepted Allah like Europe has.

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>>388266650
>Being phased over a category 3

Bitch I don't get out of bed for anything less than a 4

>>388286618
It is a 4.

>>388285048
Long Island and NYC got two tropical storms in a row back in 2011 and 2012 and have been fine since.

>>388286393
I wasn't being ironic. It's a known fact that they weave storms to try and ruin the countries of others for profit.

>>388278193
sharex literally has puush support

>>388285835
I read somewhere that part of the reason is that North America doesn't have a big mountain range that goes east to west like Europe does.

>>388284459
There pretty much hasn't been a real hurricane in over a decade, period.

>>388286618
Then you'd better get out of bed anon.