fuuuuuuuuuuuuck this thing is HUEG I need some money, lads

>>388260354
I don't think that's a prostitute.

They're not that big

>>388260561
Every woman is a prostitute, they're just not all so upfront about it.

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You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember, all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more.

Her butt looks huge.

I browsed /toy/ by chance today and someone had good up close pics of it, the water looks so damn good. I thought the base had a plug in or something to maybe light up but I guess not. I don't even know where you'd buy something like that, but I wouldn't bother as a leaf it would probably cost me 400 bucks or something.

That's one big amiibo.

>>388260354
That sailing rig is so fucking retarded. You'd think with sailing being such a huge part of the game, they'd have done a little research.

>>388260835
then post her butt

>>388261336
It's almost like the ship isn't even supposed to be built and work like your typical real life ship.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6ywyWoNpqI

so beautiful. but it's almost 500 dollars

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>>388260675

>>388260656
This. Everyone has a prime. I'd suck a mean dick for as low as 500 right now, but I'm sure others do it cheaper and better.

That's one big amiibo.

>>388260354
Hardly, they're a B cup at best.

>>388264594
>this thing
>they
back to school, retard

>>388260354
ya gonna hotglue it?

>>388265068
ok`ay

>>388262103
from the thumbnail looks like links in the distance eyeing midnas fat ass in the forground

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>>388260354
this one's bigger and has a working mirror on the back

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I'd like to personally thank Funko for drilling it through my skull that all of these plastic dolls are actual trash. Instead of Grandmas with Precious Moments dolls, it'll be Grandpas trying to give their Wind Waker statues to their uninterested grandkids.

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>F4F
Gross

>>388266865
more info on this?

>>388269607
https://www.first4figures.com/amaterasu-life-size-bust-exclusive.html

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too big

>>388261670
So you're saying nintendo was merely bretending?

>>388270150
he's got some pretty big tits

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>>388270491
big milkies

>>388270571
What do they feel like?

>>388260354
How much does it cost?

>>388270150

MUH DICK

>>388260354
>tattoo
Whore

>>388270753
how much you got white boii?

>>388270150
is this hatsuu?

>>388270953
bout tree fiddy

>>388270628
a bag of milky salt

>>388260656
>>388261996
>everyone is trash like me

>>388270628
bags of sand

>>388270150
THICC.

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>>388272118

>>388271960
butthurt roastie detected

>>388270571
>lactating through the shirt

wew mommy

>>388260656
>If she breathes, she a thot

>>388260835
>>388261496
>her

>>388271960
yes this is correct

>>388270571
source?

I don't see whats fun about buy action figures or plastic anime sluts but I'd probably buy this shit.

>tfw a cosplayer in my island made a 1:1 sized boat

>>388263437
4u

>>388274036
Did you take any pictures?

>>388271960
What's your price, slut? Don't lie.

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>>388274246
Nah, but she did win second prize in the contest. If you want more photos check TLP for 2015.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzKSicHLToc

>>388274385
$2000

>>388260561
>buying pussy
>when you could be buying videogame related statuettes
Ha ha what a faggot.

>>388260354
>get a statue to commemorate the worst part of Wind Waker

Nah I'm good.

>>388260675
lol isnt that the mario statue that just holds your DS like a weird butler.

>>388260354
Another amiibo that is going to get scalped to hell?

>>388275708
yeah i wouldnt have a statue in my room either if it reminded how much of a casual i was

>>388260675
top kek

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>>388260354
>F4F
Yeah, I'm okay without it.

>>388260354
Mario's got some yaoi hands going on in the back there

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>>388274565
That video looks embarrassing as fuck

>>388271960
>>388272805
I mean really. If you offered a girl $13 million to sleep with you, do you really think she'd say no?

>>388278520
if it was you? yeah, she would say no

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>>388260675

>F4F
Shit quality that is extremely overpriced

>>388272051
That's so wrong. Stop this meme.
Tits are soft as fuck and feel heavenly.
>tfw cute mommy gf

>>388278885
post pics

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>>388278589
>gf literally sleeping on my bed right now
Jokes on me though I wanna play video games but dont wanna wake her up.

>>388260656
Thanks /r/Incel

>>388279008
whatchu give her, 14 million?

>>388278885
>cute
>older than 18 AND/OR body ruined by pregnancy
pick one.

>>388278984
Lolno

>>388279098
>22
Shes fine

>>388279008
I'll take things that have never happened for 500 please, Moot

>>388279008

>plot twist: she's a hambeast and OP is barely hanging off the edge with her rolls laying atop him, as he posts on his phone.

>>388278885
>>388279331
Sounds like an obese coalburning cockcarousel whore