IT'S PAYNE! WHACK HIM!

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DON'T

Is this the Payne residence?

Post favorite track from the trilogy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQcq3Gzj7Kw

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>>388230791
>trilogy

There were only two games.

>>388231070
Max Payne and Max Payne 3, yes.

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>>388230791
>trilogy
two games is merely a "duo" at best.

>>388231167
>3
you mistyped 2 ?

>>388231070
Hate it or not, some tracks in Max Payne 3 were really good
I know, it's the black sheep of the bunch
Max Payne in Hong Kong when with guest star Chow Yun-fat?

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>>388230128
Is the gba game any good?

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>>388231167
We were talikng about games, not the terrible movies.

>>388231070
Max Payne 3 and?

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>>388231243
>Max Payne in Hong Kong when with guest star Chow Yun-fat?

Now.

MP1 > MP3 > MP MOVIE > MP2

CUM AT ME FAGGOTS

They were all fat.
I release my trigger from the finger.
And then it was a rhetorical question

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>>388231513
>that webm

>this week on lords and ladies
"My lord"
"My lady?"

>>388234153
"Is this John Mirra?"
"Yes, this is he."
"This is John Mirra, welcome to the next level."

>>388234643
Reading it is so much funnier than hearing it in-game.

Max, dearest of all my friends :^)

>>388234643
.mirrors arE morE fuN thaN televisioN.

>>388231070
Explain the hate behind the 3rd game? I thought it was pretty damn good and I played MP1 on release

>>388235678
Made by Cuckshit Games and not Remedy.

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>watch all the tv shows in game
>that haugthy program

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I HAVE TASTED THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS!

Best bossfight?

>>388235678
Mechanics of it were way clunkier than mp2

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I heard from one of the devs years back that Dick Justice was the original working title for the first game. It's why the show's plot is the same as Max's backstory.

>>388230791
>not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so3TUeGwMHs

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The most kino game.

Never played this series, did MP1 aged well?

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>>388238273
MP1 is a work of art.

>>388235678
garbage story and dumbed down gameplay
but great shooting mechanics

>>388238340
The story in MP2 is awful and 10 times worse

>>388236271
I HAVE TASTED THE DEVIL'S GREEN BLOOD, IT RUNS IN MY VEINS

I HAVE SEEN BEYOND THE WORLD OF SKIN, THE ARCHITECTURE OF BLOOD AND BONE MARROW

DEATH IS COMING

>>388238426
Sure it is, buddy.

WHAT THE

MP5 is best MP

>>388238672
>muh mona: the game

>>388238776
>they turn people to glue: the game

>>388237571
>"The rain was coming down like all the angels in Heaven decided to take a piss at the same time. When you're in a situation like mine, you can only think in metaphors."

I think it's self depreciation but I'd play the shit out of Ghetto Payne.

We need more heroic bloodshed video games

>>388231323
For a gba game?

Yes it is.

>>388230128
God damn the first two games were so good.

>>388238776
>cannot appreciate a well done tragic love story

>>388235159
Noir York City

>>388238426
Want to know how I know you've got shit taste?

>>388235678
It's basically a different storyline where max never comes to terms with his wife's death in 2 and in general doesn't hit the same tones or the same quality of writing

Also the gameplay is more fun which is intensely triggering for most of /v/

>>388231513

Is this a mod?!

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>>388240917
No it's a game.

>>388231167
Best Post
MP2 is shit for sissy faggots
Only good thing was soundtrack

>>388240565
nailed it, except the fun is severely limited by all the cutscenes and so replaying it is a chore.
>I'll replay the nightclub level
>oh wait, it has that long ass on-rails helicopter section in the middle, I'll pass
>okay I'll do the stadium
>wait Max spends the first 6 minutes leaning on a wall before it becomes a game again
>fine fuck it I'll do the office level
>this is great, these shootouts kick ass
>fuck I forgot, the last half of this level is watching max limp away from a burning building
repeat

>>388241104
I doubt these children have even heard of Hard Boiled, famalam.

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>>388241321

>>388238947
what mod does this?

>>388230128
I legit enjoyed all of the games, including 3.

>>388241625
The Max Payne 3 Old School Mod
There's one that changes the face or one that changes Max completely with his MP1 clothing

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>>388241596
How is it, having shit taste preferring MP2 over any other MP?

>the two cleaners in MP2 talking about relationship problems

Humanised emenies are so much better than copy/paste clones. NOLF1 did that well too

>>388230791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEH_LSL4rVw

>>388241880
That's pretty fucked up man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCj-I4LoqtQ

find a flaw

good game bullet time was promo bro

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>>388241969
Literally cannot.