EA BIRTHDAY CARD THREAD

Cancer

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Here's a good reference for how the card should look.

>Make a sincere card out of genuine kindness
>bad things happen
>Make a seemingly nice card out of secret malice/shits and giggles
>???????????

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>>388229934
we're venturing into unknown territory.

there be dragons here

Toastin in le epic bread!!

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REMINDER: for this to "work" the card needs to be genuine. put your best wishes and prayers in your pic. you need to at least try to legitimately care while making your pic

s-should we ask him to try to buy Valve? There's no way they would sell but surely EA could offer a LOT of money...

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>>388229650
i didn't know what to write

This could work. Don't forget to bring MAGA hat when you give him.

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possting in erpic thread

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how do my balloons look

>>388230214
>/v/ sends cards to people and they subsequently fuck up something big
Oh shit, are we the Phantom Thie/v/es now?

>>388230214
>not sending the card because you're a genuinely nice person

has andrew wilson ever wronged us?

>>388230902
He's been the CEO of EA since 2008.

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Kek, let's go lads.

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Here is mine.

>>388231093
i love it

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>>388231082
Holy fucking shit.

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someone better make a card based on this moment

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I swear to God if EA turns good after sending this card I'm gonna kill myself

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>>388231450
Forgot to sign it

>>388230804
Pretty good in all honesty.

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>>388231406
Have him doing the Power Stance.

>>388229934
>send a card to EA
>they buy another /v/-favorite dev
We should never let this board harness meme magic. That's the real reason we have no dubs.

>>388229934
inb4 he thinks people sincerely like what he's doing and then continues to create DLC and season passes for eternity

>>388231820
>out of secret malice/shits and giggles
/v/'s doing this as a joke or trying to enact the alleged meme magic curse on him

Make a burnout and dead space collection, Thanks

Get well soon EA,
-anon.

I'm sure Chad from Chad and Roland from Poland will be happy to sign your card!

>>388231816
Why not take it as far as it can go?

>>388232156
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

>>388231816
>send a card to EA
>they buy Valve and release HL3 and it's unanimously considered the best game of all time

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keep em coming, im saving all of them.

>>388232385
We'll find out soon enough.

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Ayy

>>388231616
>/v/ turns the things they hate into good things
>EA, Randy Pitchford, and Anita Sarkeesian become the saviors of video games

>>388233073
LOOK EVERYBODY ITS A GIRL

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>>388229650
Holy shit this is the ventrue dude

>>388229650
bite off my fucking dick and chew it and charge me for a season pass andrew
-love, anon

/v/ can't get digits. Um what about this 5?

>>388232992
kek

>>388233073
SHOW US UR BOBS!!!!! LOL

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>>388233336
I didn't finish this because I'm going to make him pay for the rest of it later

>>388229650
What he doesn't realize is that the actual party is DLC.

>>388231816
Doubt they'd buy Idea Factory or NIS. I'll be fine.

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>>388232992
wait, forgot something

>>388231406
>EA is run by literally Satan.
Everything is normal here.

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>>388229851
>hl2.exe has stopped responding
Every time.

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>>388230039
>tfw ywn be successful like Andrew Wilson

>>388229851
>tumblr nose in one of the drawings
Oh dear

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>>388235369
3000 hours in paint please no bully

>>388235719
was not meant to reply, fuck me

>inb4 in the last minute, /v/ realizes how autistic this is and the card doesn't get sent

>>388229650
>take a shit on it
>ship it

Jobs done. You dont need an entire thread of shitposting for it
oh now I get it

>Andrew's Australian
>Trying to meme magic on an Australian
this is gonna backfire harder than Battleborn

inb4 they take this as approval of all their shit vidya and pump out more of it

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>>388236451
>le meme magic
fuck off newfag
contribootin

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>>388230804

>>388230804
>>388236923
>H
I-is that you Doctor?

>>388237080
memes

This isn't funny fuck you guys, he will get bummed if he knows its ironicaly, imagine if someone did this to you?

fuck off.

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here you go

Preorder your card to get a dick up the ass

wait so is it EA's birthday or Andrew's?

>>388238160
Andrew

>>388238160
We're preparing for this >>388230039

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Here

>>388237732
It's only semi ironic. See >>388237878.

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>>388238236
>>388238403
shit I gotta fix mine then

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>>388229650

>>388238428
>>388234279
>>388233073
i like these ones especially

>>388238635
Imagine the internet infecting you so much that, when you have the opportunity to draw a proper heart, you instead draw an ascii one.

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Do I win?

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>>388229650
Too lazy/unskilled to do it proper. Hope this suffice.

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Tried my best.

>make card out of true support
>goes to crap
>make card out of malicious intent
>he succeeded in his career, gains more money and /v/ kvetches for eternity
DON'T

>>388231406
>andrew wilson - ventrue prince

>>388231082
This one is actually pretty good.

>>388239232
>>388240519
>Using prexisting stuff
That's lazy

I made a song about them

https://youtu.be/OzfYJFFaO9Y

Thanks

>>388240749
I don't see the problem, it's not like EA do any different.

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>>388240906

>>388241206
>tries to be ironically r*ddit
>is actually r*ddit

I don't have photoshop but can someone edit Andrew Wilson as Superman but with the EA logo on the chest?

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I hope you like it

>>388241695
Like any self-respecting artist you're supposed to use paint.
Why haven't you torrented Photoshop yet? Even if you're a moralfag there are some good free alternatives.

>>388240906
jesus christ

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Neogaf still buttblasted over the Treehouse cards.
Hilarious.

>>388242447
Who said anything about Neogaf?

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Please include this, front and center

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>>388229650
Too bad I didn't save Bob Page edit.

>>388243089
sounds just as gay back then as they are now

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>>388229650
>Valve has fucked up so hard that they went from beloved developer to despised company and /v/irgins now actually want to send a birthday card to the EA CEO with some actually genuine happy birthday messages because now EA doesn't seem so bad when you compare them to Valve.
wew
what a time to be alive

>>388243529
read >>388230214

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>>388229650
im not very creative but whatever

>>388243529
Nah, /v/ just noticed that sending happy cards to people leads to shit happening. (Treehouse, Gabe, Iwata, Kojima, etc)
/v/'s experimenting with this revelation

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>>388243529
read the thread you fucking moron.

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>>388229650

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We can always try

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>>388244808
resized

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>>388229650

>>388244293
HUEHUEHUEHUE

>>388232549
should it be positive only or anything goes?

>>388246590
Should only be positive. Needs to look genuine.

THE HAND OF EVIL STRIKES AGAIN

>>388246590
If they're slightly bashing on em in a joking (but serious) way, like >>388231140, I think they should go in

neo /v/ never ceases to be less cancerous. it seems daily this shit board of redditors, neogaf and ifunny invaders make it worse

>>388247576
Yeah, this thread really ruined my day. I can't believe you faggots are actually doing shit relatedto video games. This should have just been another disguised political thread.

>>388247576
*farts*

>>388246827
best one yet

Still mad about Mass Effect 3's ending?

>>388237878

this is hysterically good. Keep this stuff up, and if we actually get it sent and Andrew replies to it somehow, i'll at least have some good news to make up for Epistle 3

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/v/, what the fuck are you doing?
Since when did you want to create a Happy Birthday card to the CEO of the worst video game company ever made that is EA?

>inb4: BECAUSE IRONY!
It's not an excuse!

>>388243739

just like /tv/ memeing that airplane crash in the alps into existance

>>388248752
see >>388243654

>>388248752
Read >>388230214 and >>388230843

>>388248947
>>388248959
kek

>>388240906
You sound like a drunk Billy Quizboy

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>>388248947
>>388248959
Life doesn't work that way but okay then.

If it turns out /v/ collage cards make the things this place hates into things of quality, who should be next?

>>388249335
we send another one to gabe

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>>388250032
would that reverse the effect? I-It's our only hope

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>>388249968
Was it kino?

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My 2 cents

>>388250236
damn that's good

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we are the phantom thie/v/es
I tried doing one battlefield themed

>>388250943
nice

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Tried my best to replicate his face. http://assets2.ignimgs.com/2016/01/21/450448580jpg-c73d03_1280w.jpg

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Here ya go.

Press S to spit on their grave

>>388250943
amazing

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>>388231406
there was an attempt

>>388250142
>It makes things worse

>>388250943
kek

I need some ideas related to their games. Which great games did they use to make again?

>>388253265
battlefield games up to bad company 2
SSX triology
I'm pretty sure there are a lot others but I cant remember right now

>>388253265
the nfs underground ones were good

Or for xtra meme points, just use any of their sports games

>>388253265
Can you make a Sim City one?

>>388253265
Dungeon Keeper, Command and Conquer, Spore, Mass Effect, the list goes on.

>>388253265
Dead Space

>>388253265
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Electronic_Arts_games
go by crescent year
you can stop when it reaches dead space 2 or battlefield 3

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send help
how good is it OP?

>>388250376
nice

>>388255084
is that a football

that is a bad football

>>388255385
I know, I suck
I drew Alex Hunter to compensate (albeit poorly) but I was too lazy to remove the football

>>388244293
>Brazillians so poor, they can't afford consonants in their names

>>388229650
You didn't do B-day card for Kojima but for EA you are doing. Is this some kind of marketing campaign or wtf? Neo /v/...

>>388255743
read the thread

>>388255743
This place did a B-Day card for Kojima
Called this place Australia.
/v/ thinks collage cards of goodwill are cursed

>>388255084
I commend your effort to ernestly do this anon , whos the black with the cape beneath the plant

>>388256025
Battlefield 1 cover

So will it actually be sent?

>>388248985
Now THIS is podracing

>>388255601
>J

>>388259765
genius

>>388259765
Madden 25 being made for their anniversary got me wondering what they'll do in 2025

in 100 years how will they handle numbering then?

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bump

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Too lazy to try.

OP here, I'm back. Saving everything I missed.

>>388261710
how are you going to get a printed and mailed?

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>>388229650
Here you go, anon.

I think we should collectively shit on it (on them) and then legitimately send it to them
they can't find us all

>>388249195
Well, think of it this way.
A) EA ends up in a deathspiral
B) EA somehow becomes better and a legitimately good company.
C) most likely outcome Nothing happens, and EA continues on its merry way, eating any interesting small studio and gutting them like a fish, continuing to march the video game industry into a horrible wasteland of constant monetization and unfinished, uninspired shit. And we confuse the shit out of the CEO.

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I wonder if anything became of his letter campaign

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2pdvh4uiaM&ab_channel=AccursedFarms

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>>388229650

we need moar messages

So what's Andrew like?

>>388266101
AKIOEWFGNAHNW8IOGTBHNUIOTASHNITNASBTNAIONRIOANG
top fucking kek

>>388265249
Soft lips

>>388265249
he preys on the small victims

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>>388255084
Update

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>birthday card
>EA
god i hate this place, even worse than the nintendo america one.

>>388266657
can you incorporate the Ultima Avatar and something from Dragon Age please?

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>>388266657
and another one
forgot the cake

>>388266910
read the thread
/v/ thinks collage cards are magic curses

>>388267173
/v/ is a fucking idiot

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>>388267173
if 4 the meme magic will work

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>>388267061
I don't know shit about Dragon Age

>>388267496
heres your 4

>>388267496
No here's your 4.

>>388267496
/v/ meme magic doesn't work with numbers

>>388268187
does it?

>>388229650
Are you guys retarded? Why the fuck would you greet anyone from EA? That company has killed several of your favorite video game studios.

>>388270837
READ THE THREAD

>>388230214
>/v/ gives EA a card
>EA continues being EA

>>388270607
Definitely weaker because no dubs.

>>388271357
maybe they are too strong for the /v/ meme magic

so should this be once a week or every day?

weewee

>>388273275
>spine
nice

>>388260047
If they're still making the same game about the same sport in 100 years, I'd be amazed they're still in business.

>>388273254
I'll probably make a thread tomorrow afternoon and that will be it.

>>388261208
>kek
>:D
Awful.

Does anyone have all these saved? Or at least the ones that will make it in.

>EA tries to be cursed
>but they fuck up by selling all their franchises that aren't Madden/FIFA/Sims to devs who would give a fuck

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>>388229650
Here you go

>>388275898
that should do it
It should be sent near his birthday

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What do you think of this /v/?

>>388281025
or should I have more effort put into it?

>>388281150
needs a shitty mspaint car instead of an image

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>>388281690
Is this better?

>>388282825
wait, never mind

>>388282109
I love it