HURRICANE GAYMAN

Also thinking about playing this, but it might be worth it just to wait until the 3ds release.

I bet that shit is fun in a way, in a way where if I was actually in that situation I'd be shit scared but simply the thought of bunkering up for a bit with some games and food while a storm rips you're city apart does sound comfy

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>>388229512
forgot pic

I live in Austin so this shit doesn't affect me but some of my friends live near the coast and I'm worried about them. What news outlets should I be following?

>>388229518
I live far enough inland that we generally just get a shitton of rain and an outtage or two, I usually find it pretty comfy.

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of course this has to happen as I'm getting all my shit ready to move in for University

>>388229620
Anything with live updates, CNN works, or there's a million weather sites on it at any given moment. It's hard to cuck up weather coverage.

>>388229620
>I live in Austin
hello Austin friend

>>388229830
be careful

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>100% guarantee of a power outage
>hot and humid as fuck
>will probably last longer than a week

Just kill me now

>>388230174
Well at least if it gets too hot you can go out and go for a swim...

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>>388229132
charging my 3ds and playing GTA SA in the meantime.
really hoping the power doesn't go out, but that would take a miracle.

Tbh you all deserve it for building houses there, what were you thinking?

>>388230435
Whatcha gonna play on your 3ds?

>>388230451
pick your poison. nature's going to be a bitch to you no matter where you go.

>>388230610
Midlands England is literally a safe spot

Floridafag here.

Charge all your portable devices as you may not have power for days or even weeks.

>>388230558
MHX probably since I still have quite a few hunts that I never got around to.

>>388229132
I only just heard about Harvey this morning, how did I not know about this?
Genuinely worried for you Texas fuckers, I hope you evacuated safely and/or are safe during the storm.

>>388229132
What is this about a hurricane?

>>388230451
>Tbh, people deserve for their homes to fall about for building them in Earthquake zone
>Tbh, people deserve to have their homes burned down for building them in fire zones
>Tbh people deserve to have their homes blown away for building them tornado alley
>Tbh people deserve to be looted for building their homes in high crime rate areas
>Tbh people deserve to have their homes melted for building them near volcano areas

>>388230819
You just have to be miserable all the time

>>388230919
>Charge all your portable devices
Huh, I never thought of that. what other gems of wisdom do you have for us?

>>388231059
Right

>>388231012
Looks like there s gonna be some twister somewhere and ppl nervous about it

>>388230989
It kind of snuck up on those of us living here as well. Had barbecues and such planned for this weekend, but it all went to shit.

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>>388231295
Biggest thing to be worried about is flooding near creeks

Shreveport here.

I expect a shitload of rain, and nothing else. So I'll be doing all the same things I usually do with the occasional peek outside to marvel at the flood surrounding me.

Corpusfag here, was gonna leave but couldn't leave my folks behind, they're much too stubborn and won't go. I'll probably play some Mania while I can. Wish me luck friends, and good luck to anyone else here on the coast.

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Im safe but not from the shit goverment. May the gods of gaymen save you from the spooly winds of the nados

>>388231171
Get a book.

>>388231171
Get canned food, Vaseline and a dildo

>>388232050
>Poorto Rico
Not even a state you dumb spic

>>388232050
hopefully some residual whirliedoos come and take away your government

Houstonfag here. Glad we're going to be skirting most the storm, hopes out to Corpus Christifags though.

>half life 3 cancelled
>hurricane coming to end my suffering
Feels good

>>388232685
More Katrinians on your way

>>388232772
Pls no we're full thank you

>>388229132
Haha fuck you Texas and fuck your Lonestar Beer!

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>>388232448
>obligatory post with obligatory >/pol/
>mixing us with those shitskins
Didnt even said anything abour state, you sperg.
>>388232551
I want the island to burn down with its goverment already. They even now recently took the retirement money from litrelly everyone, apperently. There goes 104k from my dads refinement money.

>>388232920
>some cuck state wishing they didn't have to drink PBR

I'll take water and rights over whatever govt dildo you got up your ass buddy

Texasanon here.
It's still fucking hot. I want to die

90 miles out from Houston and not a drop, feels good man

>>388229132
>got out the blankets
Its going to be hot and muggy as hell after the storm clears.

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Austinfag here, I'm up at Quakecon where it's mega chilly, feels good
How bad is it in the 512?

>>388233223
Yeah, after. During, however, I will be bundled up playing some vidya by candlelight.

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>work at home Depot
>All the generators are sold out in almost every store because people are expecting Armageddon
At worst there'll be rain and that's it

>>388231812

Corpus here tooo...we're gonna die arent we?

>>388233293
Cloudy, getting windy. People are freaking more than they should. We're just gonna get a shitton of rain, maybe some flooding, wouldn't sweat it too much senpai.

>>388233404
Didnt we had something similar years ago? That people were buying bottles of water by the ton and canned food for some rain spit and cardboard wind?

>>388229132
>love rain
>moved from Houston a month ago
>this hurricane is happening
I'm mad

Who 214 here?

>>388233543
Someone bought a whole pallet of water bottles and we ran out of sand pretty quickly.
People are expecting hurricane Katrina 2.0

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>>388231812
>>388233413

>>388233543
There was one that was legit gonna be a catastrophe then it turned around and fucked off last minute like a decade back. Was it Rita? I don't remember.

>>388233648
Well I've heard people comparing it to Allison so it's no wonder people are freaking out.

>>388233648
Pfft. Not even close. Watch how we see nothing but some piss from the sky and some random wig being blown off. People love to escalate things out of pure paranoia.

>>388233854
It's barely a cat 2 isn't it?

>>388233992
>Talking about hurricanes
>Catfag Anon can't help but post about cats

>>388234265
He's eagerly anticipating caturday tomorrow, he can't help his excitement.

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>>388234265
I mean people are expecting it to rain cats and dogs.

>>388233992
Cat 3. Katrina strength 100 knot winds, storm surge, etc.

>>388229132
why the fuck are you guys always getting flooded and hurricane'd
and europe always gets to be attacked by sand niggers
I live in canada and like none of this shit happens

>>388234585
Because you live in irrelevant land.

>>388234585
God hates Texas because of how large our ego is

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Will Florida be affected by this?

>going to loop back out into the gulf and come back into houston
FUCK

>>388229132
I'm right in the city where the cat 3 is hitting the second time so i might get fucked. Thankfully i'm on the same grid as a fire station so i shouldn't lose power too much but i have my switch so i'll just keep playin sonic mania i guess.

Collectors on suicide watch

I set up a camera to do a time lapse of it all outside my window, until I lose power anyways. Maybe it will capture the moment of my death.

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>mfw comfy and safe in the mountains of West Virginia

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>mfw the blacks that escaped katrina get hit by another hurricane

>>388234848
You'll probably get some rain out of it, maybe some rougher then usual waves on the west coast of the state.

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>>388235429
>mfw those that deserve it get death and destruction

>>388235751
is the fault line under your feet not a natural disaster waiting to happen?

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>tfw I live in Southern California so I'm safe from most natural disasters but there's a high crime rate and I'm just in range of Kim's nukes
not sure which ones worse, I'm also just out of range of Yellowstone volcano's area of effect if that happens within my life time

OP here, the rain has begun. Wish me luck fellas.

>>388235935
Pretty sure that's Northern California

>>388236035
Pearland fag here, it's been raining here for some time now, and I have to go to work. wish me luck, lads.

>>388233992
Lmao 2cat

>hurricane hits area approximately every 15 years
>"I have an idea! Let's start building more houses here!"
Why are people from corpus christi so retarded?

>>388231171
Stay out of Florida

>>388236835
goodluck man, I have a friend over there.

>>388237115
It's a pretty sweet ride until that point

>>388229132
>-AN
Cringe

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>>388237115
FUCK YOU

HOUSE BUILDING ISN'T EVEN REAL

>>388231812
>>388233413
your mayor seemed like a p cool guy though. I liked when he stated that he wasn't going to send help for the retards who decide to stay and not evacuate.

>tfw fucking leaf
Feels good to never get any major natural disasters.
Good luck by the way

Take pictures of weird hurricane stuff -- eggs breaking through brick walls, soda cans through tree trunks, etc.

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>be floridafag
>hear about how the end is nigh for people in the wake of Harvey will be the storm to end all storms
>governor of texas has declared a state of emergency and FEMA has been called in with ~1,000 needed-as-necessary body boxes
>google it
>it's only a fucking cat 3

Seriously?

>>388238535
Best part is its going to be a category 2 by the time it really hits the mainland. People are freaking out about nothing.

>>388229620
>>388229898
my negroes

>>388238535
I don't know how non floridafags even function day to day. Its raining decently hard in Orlando and if it was in any other state they would be freaking out about how their all going to drown.

>>388238535
>>388238812

Corpusfag here, it's what I keep telling everyone, but everyone still freaks out. It's telling of who hasn't been through a hurricane before, because all the old timers who've been through Cecelia, Allen, Ike, etc, pretty much decided to stay.

>3 feet of rain expected across texas
stay safe dudes

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>>388229132
>Texans getting wrecked.
So, literally no one of value is in danger. Only annoyance is that oil speculators are probably going to drive up the price of gasoline.

Who Waco here

Florida here, enjoy my hurricane scraps faggots

>>388232050
Man. Doesn't living on a tiny ass island like that make you anxious.

>>388230610
You've never been to Europe then. The only time I've ever been told to take hurry back to my house because of crazy rain weather was when I was in Florida on holiday. Your continent is almost as fucked as Asia.

>>388235995

Fellow CaliforniaBro I wish I could move somewhere where a tornado or hurricane will hit so I can die sooner

>>388229132
Good. Texas is a shitty state. I hope your hurricane is 1900 Galveston hurricane tier. Don't expect my state to provide you fags any aid. Why don't you pray the hurricane away since that worked so well for you last time.

Hope every single one of you drowns.

>>388239302
every continent is an island

>>388239271
This. Bitches can't handle a real hurricane.

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>>388235429
>mfw they get displaced again and Commiefornia becomes even more of a shithole

>>388239548
An island is an actual thing with a definition. Anyway yes we are all surrounded by water, the difference being the land ratio

>>388239529
>Dont expect my state to provide you fags any aid
Flyover state resident detected. Just a heads up we are basically our own country we dont need help from Wyoming or one of the other boring square states.

>tfw houston
god, I hope we don't lose power. I can deal with the loud as fuck winds and rain, but I hate losing power. and why does this shit ALWAYS HIT AT FUCKING NIGHT. that's my time when I get away from it all and just be me.

I would be so fuckin' happy if power remains.

>>388239548
asia and europe are peninsulas

To all the anons who will be in the power outage, get some battery chargers and top em off. They'll help you during the downtime when you don't have power for your vidya. Also, if you're desperate, get a hand crank flashlight, as it usually has a USB attachment that lets you plug in a device of your choosing and crank power to it. It's good for emergencies.

>>388235429
They only disperse to other places rather than being contained in one place. Why are all anime posters dumb as bricks?.

>>388239709
Good I'm glad. Feel free to take care of yourself and not apply for federal emergency funds then.

>>388238535
youre right to some degree, but a lot of hurricane strength relies in the city's infrastructure. I live in Phoenix and the city falls to its knees anytime theres 2-3 inches of rain

>>388235995
Those nukes will never make it to California, NK's stuff is made of fail. If the shit hits the fan they will try for somewhere much closer.

>>388239709
>we dont need help from Wyoming
literally burst out laughing. what have those nobodies done for anyone lately? it amazes me how many nothing states our country has. could literally wake up tomorrow and find out both dakotas suddenly vanished, and literally who would care?

>>388233781
it was Dean, i worked at a home depot at the time and everyone was freaking the fuck out, and then absolutely NOTHING happened.

>>388239925
>city falls to its knees anytime theres 2-3 inches of rain
jesus christ, how are you even a city? reminds me of when houston gets ice on the road, and we just shut it all down lol.

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This thing hitting Florida? Hurricanes aren't fuckin' fun or comfy dumbass. I live in central Florida right on the coast in New Smyrna Beach and that shit went right over us. We were without power for 4 whole days. Have you ever been without power during the hottest time of the year in FL? It's literally a sub-tropical hell. Fuck you and your shitty comfy meme.

>>388240161
By not being a huge wimpy faggot

>>388240297
Go fuck yourself, autist.

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Reminder

houston here

getting some rain but nothing major yet. I think we're going to get hit late tonight or over the weekend

still got off work today and probably Monday as well. Semi-prepared with lots of water and some food to get through the weekend no liquor though

>>388240161
I was without power for 7 days during ike during an extremely hot stretch. hurricanes are the least comfy thing possible.

>>388240347
No you, wussy pussy.

>>388233404
>At worst there'll be rain
35 inches projected in some areas.

>>388238535

The storm is slowdown and stall as it hits land, which means its just going to just be sitting there shitting rain everywhere.

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>>388229132
Hope you enjoy OoE, that's my second favorite Castlevania game and it's a lot of fun to play despite its difficulty. Has some of the best bosses in the series.
>playan
Might play some Megaman ZX Advent later to pass the time if the storm isn't too bad yet, or I may just stick to watching some long re-stream videos or Trigun.
>eatin
Had some Subway leftovers earlier, will probably have pizza tonight while I can still use the oven. Got some snacks ready just in case but I feel like I should have stocked more chips.
>preppin
I'll be charging things as much as I can for as long as I can. If the power goes out then I'll switch to playing Pokemon on my 3DS for a few hours or listen to some music to calm myself. Maybe I'll bust out some pen and paper and sketch out some level map designs. I thankfully have a laptop but it'll only last so long with the power out, so I'm hoping that the worst it'll get is that only the internet will go out (which I can deal with, I've got games and anime to entertain myself with) but I'm not gonna expect much better. I also should have brought a book and my own pillow while I'm staying at a relative's place, but oh well.
>feelin
Little bit more nervous and worried than I was before, now that the storm's coming closer, but all the windows are boarded up and I've got ways to distract myself from the weather. If the power cuts it'll be hell because of how hot it'll get with enough time, and electronics only last so long for entertainment, but here's hoping for the best with my fingers crossed.

>>388240901
Better than it sitting there raining shit everywhere.

>>388229132
>playan
Splatoon 2, getting ready for a world where the squids rise from the sea as I hope to be with them soon.
>eatin
Coffee, black. Been too fat lately so fasting.
>preppin
Not really, have a bunch of canned stuff, ramen, and a few propane cylinders for my grill I'm sure it'll be fine.
>feelin
Hungry, but squids are taking me to a better place.

>>388240161
Get fucked nerd. Only the strongest should survive

>>388240161
>Pussy state residents crying about their pussy problems

Pussy.

>>388240997
It won't be too bad during the storm, temperature usually is pretty cool at that time. Its when the storm is over when the heat gets bad.

>>388241246
Texas is the biggest sissy state imaginable. Come up North and pick a fight with me I'll knock you right into orbit.

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Power fucking went out

>>388231812
>>388233413
Stay safe fellow Corpusfags, keep a surfboard handy so you can go out in style.

>>388241368
Bitch, NASA called and we designed what an orbit is.
I'll flip you like an omelette you little puss puss.

>>388235995
Just wait until the big one happens then you're fucked.

>>388239991
Midwest is chill dood. Fuck Wyoming tho

>>388241368
With what? Whatever vaseline container your government overlords allow you to own? Shouldn't you be prepping whatever bull is currently assigned to your sister with that?

Texas and Alaska are the only respectable states in the Union. Everyone else just wishes they were here.

>>388241745
Aren't they like the least populated state? Does that lead to a lot of inbreeding?

>>388241682
All take no action, 110% beta hiding behind the shield of the internet. I wonder how embarrassing it'll be for you when you have to tell your friends you were beaten up by a liberal of all people.

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>>388241964
>liberal
>doing anything

>>388229620
i live 40min from South Padre Island and there aint a single drop of rain, just windy as fuck

>>388241774
>Texas
>part of the Union

Absolutely laughable. You're a part of Mexico. Nothing more. Don't tainted the glorious United States by lumping yourself in with us.

>>388241682
That is because all that fat that is in one place will pull stuff out of orbit so NASA has to work around it.

>>388237115
>City has been working on roads since forever because city council is shit at their jobs
>Drove around town and thinking of all the road construction that's gonna get fucked up by the storm and the roads that'll be damaged or flooded afterwords
Hope you guys like more construction.

>>388242061
See if you're still singing the same tune when you have a dent in your face and a mouth full of broken teeth.

>>388242227
I'll be singing the same tune when you're watching your wife's muslim son fuck a dog

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>>388240110
I can 100% understand having Phoenix and all the smaller cities evacuated if a cat-3 managed to get over the rain shadow.

>highways become unusable because most of them are built in ditches and could easily collect 10-15 feet of water
>there is a huge 100+ foot deep water canal that runs through phoenix and it would overwhelm any buildings or wildlife near it within an hour of hurricane rainfall
>anything not surrounded by mountains would probably be exposed to maximum windspeeds cause its so flat otherwise
>anything sun-dried from the extreme heat exposure year round can easily get knocked over/picked up by 20+ mph wind speeds. trees, billboards, power poles, you name it
>most phoenix drivers are Dumbasses and frequently try to ford flooded highways or drive anywhere and not have a clue what hydroplaning is
>its very very uncommon to see a cellar or basement in a house in phoenix. most people here think you should hide in the bathroom during a tornado
>buildings houses and other structures lack rain gutters because how little it rains outside of monsoon season, and any significant flooding could cause millions in water damage

If Harvey came this way at full strength, I would be on my way to california or flagstaff right now.

Being in Houston makes this shit even dumber because we're getting rain and win tonight then the hurricane is looping back through the gulf into us goddamnit.

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>>388229132
I'm kind of scared because we're in a flood plain so we're at high risk to get flooded, that kind of sucks. I'll just be playing animal crossing and eating Chex mix to take the pain away.

>>388242343
I only support importing Muslims so we can send them to Texas to suicide bomb your ass.

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>Mfw I think I can hear a stray cat meowing outside as the wind and rain picks up
>Mfw thinking of all the strays around town

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>>388242061
>/pol/ faggots
>doing anything other than being retards.

>>388241964
This coming from the nerd starting shit anyways.
That's funny. You couldn't beat anything let alone yourself in your little chastity device.
But talk a big game little boy.

>>388242548
GO SAVE IT PUSSY

>>388242548
Just shoot it. Guns and execution are the Texan ways.

You'd think that kind of stuff would be mutually exclusive with the pro-life bullshit they spout but apparently not.

I blame leaded gasoline for making Texans so retarded.

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>>388242595

>>388242639
>implying my 12in flaccid manly Northern dick would fit in a chastity device

>>388242741
I'm gonna stay here and shitpost and you're gonna like it fag.

>>388242847
Damn, you are a little boy.
I'm so sorry for your mother.

Its a little strange to me to see so much shit due to a hurricane.
We get cyclones where I live, but there's not nearly as much risks of outage or flooding.

I suppose geography plays a huge part, since there aren't many huge flat plains.

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Northwestern Houstonfag here, how fucked am I?

>>388242731
Texans are 100% retarded. They believe in the pro-life movement because it makes them feel better, but once the kid pops out of the womb they're OK with abusing them and fucking them up because they view kids as property.

>>388242945
I am a person of great moral stature unlike yourself and all of your statesmen.

>>388243050
Get out of Cyprus, Spring, Tomball now!

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>>388242741

>>388243109
I take offense to that, I will see you at dawn.

>>388243086
>they view kids as property

Well they were a slave state... hypocrisy is okay as long as it advances an agenda I guess

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>was sunny 5 minutes ago
>now raining cats and dogs
fuckin texas weather
I just want to play Nier. These fishing quests are comfy.

>>388243247
That would require you to leave your basement.

>>388243381
We don't have those here.

>>388229132
I've got some portables charged for the power outage. I've got a 3ds,DS,GBA SP, and a Micro charged and ready for power outage. I put most of my consoles and stuff up in boxes in the closets just in case to avoid water damage. I've been playing Breath of the Wild on Wii U but that is going to be put away tonight when the storm picks up. I've got lots of canned goods and water stocked up and a case of beer left. My GF left town and I am watching her dogs at my place.

>>388232050
If only people understood you when you were actually speaking

>>388243381
>basements
>in SE Texas
Lel

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>>388243128
That bad huh?

Guess I'll die.

>babbies first hurricane
Throw a party you fucking faggots.

>>388243686
No, it'll be fine.
I'm just from that area originally and figured I'd spook a bit.
You'll just get lots of rain, possibly floods.

>>388231171
Louisianafag here. Buy water now if you're able and fill up your car with fuel(gas stations around you might lose power and/or get damaged). Tape your windows and move any lawn ornaments/furniture you have inside.

Louisianafag here, looking forward to your sloppy seconds for the next ~3 days

>>388234585
>gets mauled by grizly

SA fag about to go to corpus for uni. Fucking sucks that I paid for school right when a damn hurricane shows up.

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This hurricane is worthless.

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>Live in Georgia
>Don't get flooded in
>Enjoy comfy weather

Easy living baby.

>>388237197
>big storm
>weather channel talks about it going through the gulf
>goes over cuba/hispanola and hits florida

every time

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>28-36 degrees all summer here
>entire province on fire
>rained twice this summer
>smoke up the wazoo
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE RAIN I'M SICK OF LIVING IN A FUCKING SMOKER OVEN!

>>388243050
Northeastern Houstonfag here. You're probably fine unless you've had flooding affect your place before.

austin fags where's your preferred place to eat
no trendy shit like poke bowls

>>388244245
>Live in north FL
>Always get the scrap rains and nothing more
Feels good man. Fucking cubanos deserve drowning in floods for stealing south FL from the white man.

>>388244509

Blame Canada. The dumbfucks don't know how to control their own controlled burns.

>Let's set a fire with erratic wind conditions.

>>388244509
lel, maybe you should ask Trudeau to fly over some more firefighters from Africa

>>388243605
Oh yeah forgot to mention what I was going to play. Probably SMT4 til the 3ds dies. Then something on GBA probably since the other three can all play that. Was thinking either Mother 3 or Minish Cap.

>>388229132
>Live in Brazil
>Never seen a Hurricane
Life's good

>>388244857
>Live in Brazil
>Life's good

How does that work?

>>388244965
Brazil is a big place man, not everyone lives in a favela

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>>388243820
Wew lad. Yeah that's kind of what I thought looking at the weather forecast. Rain's been pretty spotty where I'm at actually. I expect that change very soon, though.

>>388244559
Nah I live in a beaner storage facility and the drainage is surprisingly solid so it might not be as bad as it could have been. It's the streets outside of the facility that get buttfucked with standing water. I expect quite a few abandoned vehicles out there because dumb niggers try to drive through the water.

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>>388245167
>that shirt

>>388244095

Right? First day of class supposed to be Monday, but got delayed until "further notice".

Funny, couple of years ago it stormed pretty bad, like worse than it is currently now, but TAMUCC was so loath to even delay classes past noon that day.

>>388245398
>close but no cigar.jpg

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>here is where I am
>no where to evacuate to
Welp, its been nice knowing you guys.

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>find out a bunch of twitter camgirls live in houston
>wondering if I should casually mention having a hurricane gathering with all of them at my place, since I have two generators, tons of gas, and every current date vidya console
>also have two coolers of ice and 10 gallons of water and a bunch of snacks and alcohol
if I pull this off, would the houstonians of /v/ come chill?

>>388245538

stay safe anon, hopefully your waifu bodypillow will float you to safety

>>388229132
>sammies

Fuck. You.

>>388233005
Hlad my family got out of there before I was born. Wish it was a better place, it's really nice there when you aren't around any housing areas.

>>388230405
Watch for gators.

>>388245429
Native Corpusfag here, yeah the rain was worse a few years ago but theres no telling how much rainfall total we'll be getting if it lingers.

Its nice to see so many fellow anons from around here, fuck the city council right? rip our roads eternally

>>388245643
I unironically would

>>388245931
>Native Corpusfag here, yeah the rain was worse a few years ago but theres no telling how much rainfall total we'll be getting if it lingers.
They said 35 inches in some areas.

So good luck.

Former south east TX fag here.

I'm sorry to all other anons still there.

>>388245643
Where are you at?

>>388245429
Too bad I don't see anyone else on 4chan at TAMUCC. Just me and my shitpad.
>>388245931
I blame your local government for wasting all that road repair money on tacos and hookers.

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>tfw you live in a country that has pretty much no natural disasters

The worst we get is flooding and even then nobody dies, it just fucks up property and leaves people out of pocket. Good luck to any lads getting caught in that hurricane, hope nothing bad happens to you or anyone you know

>>388245931
I live right off of Williams, and that shit is going to be delayed another 5 years now.

>>388246191
For sure, but those tacos are pretty good

>>388245643
I'm interested, though not a girl in any capacity.

If you're in South or Southeast Houston though no way am I driving there though.

What the fuck is up with the fearmongering of it being an AllisonV2 sort of storm?
They never mention the high-pressure front that has to be inland and stagnant for that to happen at all

>>388245980
>>388246163
>>388246865
southwest. not too bad, right?

>>388246568
If you live in the Midwest everyday is a natural disaster.

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>tfw Houstonfag

Meh. I've seen worse.

>>388246191
Hey man, don't diss the tacos. Why even come to TAMUCC over TAMUK if not for them?

>>388246803
Shit man, best of luck to you. Whats a real tragedy is how downtown will now continue to be fucked.

Any of you lads wanna meet up after riding this out?

>>388247079
Nah, I'm a potatonigger

>>388247081
>Northern-Kikes and Big EZ Niggers always sideline Hurricane Ike because it's not as """glamorous""" as Sandy/Katrina

>>388247298
Ike literally shut down houston for like a week and a half iirc. I remember i got out of school for over a week. Good shit

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>>388247428
Ike ate my house. Slept under a piano for a month.

>>388246937
This so much. Its just sensationalist journalism. They just want you to keep checking weather.com. Unfortunately this eventually leads to a boy who cried wolf effect when there is a real emergency.

>>388247428
>7 days without power
>good shit
not when you are an adult. that shit sucked hard, and I'm going to whine up a storm if it happens this time around.

>>388237115
it's not like they don't build hurricane resistant housing these days

>>388247190

I'm pretty sure you're all weirdos, or possibly that one guy who walks around in that Naruto Akatsuki robe thing playing his DS constantly.

But if you can find me, I'm electrical engineering, and you can probably figure me out from that.

Coup against McComb and co. when?

REMEMBER TO EAT OUT OF YOUR FRIDGE AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE IF YOURE EXPECTING TO LOSE POWER
DONT LET THAT
MILK
CHEESE
BEER
VEGGIES
FRUIT
etc
GO BAD

>>388248162
>beer
the essentials are more important

Probably going to be playing No Man Sky and maybe some Mass Effect Andromeda.

now everyone is going to say I deserve it

>>388248058
>EE major
>not a weirdo

Not soon enough friend, not soon enough

>>388248328
http://www.wccbcharlotte.com/2017/08/25/beer-pop-tarts-fly-off-shelves-houston-prepares-harvey/

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HOUSTON FAG REPORTING IN.
NOT EVEN RAINING
TIME TO FAP
THAT IS ALL

>>388247740
I get that i was in middle school at time so i had my Gameboy for that shit. Now i'd want to kill myself if we lose power for that long.

>>388248862
rain won't really hit until 9. better get all your shit done before then.

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>>388248862
Angleton here
>that gif

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>>388245643
i would come, i'm up in the woodlands. you southern fags can all come chill up here if you want

>>388248162
>implying beer goes bad
warm beer is fine

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>>388249147
i haven't done anything and i have an empty fridge, i'm literally expecting nothing to happen. it's all sensationalist bullshit.

>>388248759

Better than those CS losers all in the LoL or anime club

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>>388249391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDFaNTr44lE

>>388249239
>warm beer
Disgusting eurotrash

>>388249391
Oh god, don't remind me. A local friend of mine got sucked into the eternal black hole of MOBAs thanks to those fucks.

>>388249342
two things we know will happen:
-lots of rain
-flooding

I'm hoping no power outage, but my shit goes out during normal storms, so I'm probably fucked.

>>388249239
WARM BEER MAKES ME FUCKING PUKE

>>388248862
SAUCE

>>388249595
nothing is going to happen

Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri and STO whenever my startleet buddy comes online.

Good times

>>388247428
>Hurricane hit the day after I got Spore Special Edition in the mail
>Spent the entire outage playing my DS at a starbucks, reading the special materials, and watching the DVD from the in-car dvd player since I was young and didn't have a laptop
>Hype at 9000 when the power came back and I installed

To be honest my hype probably softened the blow since I loved the Space stage so much, but damn I got my childhood wonder stripped two-fold the following few days when I realized I had experienced the entire game by that point and that creatures were really only cosmetically different.

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>mfw it just got upgraded to a Cat 4

>>388249801
>>388249529
pussies

>>388246987
Huh. My dad lives over southwest.

>>388250401
come around Brian, and we'll party with some camwhores.
don't tell your mother.

>>388248058
I'm the CS guy with the thinkpad. I better see you nigs in school next week. Don't die in that storm
>>388247190
There are a fuck ton of mexican restaurants all over town, but the least that corpus could do is make the roads leading to those restaurants not garbage to drive on.

>>388249909
He said just before the hurricane pulls his pants down and rapes his ass.

>>388250560

>Thinkpad

Confirmed trash

>>388229132
need's Gaben's face photoshopped into it

Fuuuccck lights are flickering

>>388250560
>CS
>thinkpad

Come on now man really? I'd look out for ya but I'm not a schoolfag

Where do I buy a flash cart for a DS?

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>>388229132
>Vita backlog while I wait for my MHXX import comes in
>Some steak
>charging my power banks, unplugging shit in case of a power surge, buying food, water, and ice
>[/spoiler]mild panic since my county is already in a flood advisory and it hasn't even been a day into this shit[/spoiler]

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>>388229132
I'm eating some pasta
Got some water and some canned shit. Filled my car up.
Have a laptop, 2 VItas, and a 3DS for when the power goes out.
I'm feeling like this is gonna suck.
Hopefully the power doesn't stay out for too long.

>>388239302
Not really. Is perspective, desu. Inside you barley notice a thing