Vidya buy thread

>>388194827
gimme the link for this famdam

>>388194827
Overwatch body pillows.

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>>388194946

>>388194946
Disgusting
Just shoot yourself, it's faster and it won't bother anyone.

>>388194946
>>388195043
>>388195047

>cigarettes

yeah im sure that's the intended audience

>>388194827
it will get destroyed from dirt and sweat in a cou ple of weeks. i used to have one

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>>388194871
Sure thing

Zero suit
http://m.ebay.com/itm/Original-Metroid-Samus-Aran-Zero-Suit-Sexy-Oppai-Butt-3D-Wrist-Mousepad-/253088696337?hash=item3aed430811%3Ag%3AdqoAAOSwpjRZcZh-&_trkparms=pageci%253A53786e55-8980-11e7-9e43-74dbd1809f83%257Cparentrq%253A18f0d7dd15e0ab6b0553318effff185e%257Ciid%253A1

Justin Bailey
http://m.ebay.com/itm/Metroid-Samus-Aran-Justin-Bailey-Sexy-Oppai-Butt-3D-Wrist-Mousepad-/253071287213?hash=item3aec3963ad%3Ag%3AgGgAAOSw5vBZcZjZ&_trkparms=pageci%253A53786e55-8980-11e7-9e43-74dbd1809f83%257Cparentrq%253A18f0d7dd15e0ab6b0553318effff185e%257Ciid%253A2

This store makes some really cool custom pads.

>>388195276
And other bodily fluids.

>>388195276
Wash your fucking hands before using your computer anon

>>388195276
mousepads can be safely wash with warm water and soap!!!!!!

>>388195450
Can you actually cum by using these? Asking for a friend

>>388195649
This. I've seen instructions say this.

>>388195709
If you tried really really hard maybe. The fabric probably wouldn't feel very good.

>>388195276
have you tried not being a dirty unwashed fat neckbeard

>>388195709
Gonna find out today. I don't see why not though. It may not be real, but the act of rubbing your dick between your favorite character's ass cheeks would be pretty arousing I'd assume.

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>>388196154

>>388196154
Obese as fuck, oops I mean thiicccccccc

>>388194827
is it nut repellent though

>>388196876
Pretty sure you could clean it out. Most mouse pad are like that

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What's a good custom poster site? I wanna get this plastered on my wall. Never gonna have any company over to sperg out about it anyway.

>>388198114
It's cute, so I don't see why they'd care. But yeah, I've been wondering the same

>>388194946
this product makes no sense

>>388194827
I hope you plan on fucking it, OP!
And I even moreso hope you blow a huge, gooey load~

>>388200009
I definitely will! Got an email? I could send you "status updates"...

>>388195115
What else would it be?

>>388200141
[email protected]
Looking forward to hearing how your cock feels smushed between those fat buns~

HL3 is dead, not big surprise

>>388200556
Thanks! I'll be sure to let you know exactly how it goes~

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>>388194827
>can't use these because of increased sensitivity from autism

Have a Japanese Saturn controller and adapter for it arriving soon. Mainly for Sonic.

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>>388200141
If you are going to do that stuff already you might as well have someone grind against you from behind while sucking on your ear and rubbing it against your mousepad for you.
Go big or go home.

>>388200009
you cant fuck those mousepads unless you have a micropenis and even then probably not

there isnt enough gap you cant put your dick inbetween the ass cheeks

i suppose you could just thrust back and forward while applying pressure downward like how some people jerk off by rubbing against their mattress but itd be pretty shit imo

>>388201519
Now I would love it if I did have someone to do that for me.

>>388201586
I'll make it work.

>>388194827
Make it a mousepad of her barefeet, and they'll have another customer

>>388201984
That's pretty awesome

>>388202164
yeah for a piece of merchandise aimed at homosexuals it is inspired

>>388201697
Add me to the list senpai
Dasiod @cumallover.me
also where are you at?

>>38820231
Yep, you get it.

Does Samus have to remove her entire zero suit when she poops or does she have a butt flap?

>>388202335
You got it. I'll keep you updated as well.
Do you mean time zone?

>>388201984

Faggot. At least buy something with tits on it

Why are there no vidya themed fleshlights?

Instead of having pornstar themed fleshlights they could do vidya waifu fleshlights.

>>388202576
I guess because that would require an official mold of their reproductive organs.

>>388201697
Well I'd do it for you but you are gonna end up with something else grinding against you and I strongly doubt you are up for that.

>>388202561
To be fair, OP doesn't really have tit emphasis either.

>>388202507
Yeah, or just general area to make >>388201519 a reality

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This is the only piece of vidya merchandise I've ever bought and still have, though it's not at my house anymore.

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>>388194827
Bought this a while back and only used it as decoration. I promised myself I would open it and use it when we finally got HL3...

I wish I was joking

>>388203170
You can't be too sure of that.

>>388203320
Eastern standard time. Roughly how would we go about doing that anyway?

>>388204703
disgusting, the original was better

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>>388204760
>Mfw it definitely is.

>>388202576
I would love a samus onahole. Maybe even an Etna onahole too

>>388205302
I wouldn't mind one of the lifsize molds that include the pussy, ass cheeks and asshole of Samus.