ITT: We write a letter to Gabe one post at a time.
WE
ARE
WUZ
FUCK
RUBBER
SALAD
>>388182856
fat
YOU
HALF
KANGZ
SHE-GOAT
>>388182856
Zimbabwe
Paid
KNIVES
O
DAMNIT
(Also can we actually send in in a red envelope?)
donald trump
>>388182856
WHY!?
niggercock
wghy
SUMMON
Money
FULLY
PLEASE
ARTIFUCKED
VOMIT
disappointed
Weight
BUSTA
IF
VAGINA
<3
HATS
NIGGERS
Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon
whens team fortress 3
HL3
UNFORSEEN
ASSASSINATION
KEKED
KINO
WILL
BECAUSE
FAT
COCK
MANHUNTER
JEWS
FOR
NET WEIGHT
>>388183485
NIG
ASHES
YOU
YOUR
THOU
YOU`RE
THY
WAKE
dogs r better than cats
PENIS
THOUST
KEKS
JUST
>>388182856
4chan
THOUST'VE
RELEASE
CUM
YE
NOT
NIGGER
TITS
FUCK
AND
O
matrimony
MILKSOP
SUCK
HALF
GREED
KYS
LAZYASSFATFUCK
Furthermore,
Moist
I
LIFE
>>388182856
fatbastard
CUSTOMER
4CHAN
SUCKED
Zambia
Therefore,
COMBINE
TWO NUMBER 9'S
TERRORISTS
RHODOK
Thicccccc
THREE
Love
EPISTLE
HE
HALF
Jews
indubitably.
HITLER
DABBING
EATEN?
>>388182856
Furthermore,
Inevitable
FLUBBER
FLACCID
SKELETONS?
What?
DOTA 3
WHOMST'VE
VAPING
PISSED
Bane?
BALLSWEAT
WHY
ARTIFACT
omnipresent
Incomprehensible
>>388183956
EX-GAME
Signed,
/v/
CARD
RAPING
because
op won't deliver
BOOGIE
GOYIM
shigeru miyamoto
What we've got so far:
We are wuz fuck rubber salad. Fat you half kangz she-goat. Zimbabwe paid knives O damnit why!? My niggercock wghy summon money fully. Please artifucked vomit disappointed weight busta. It vagina <3 hats niggers. HL3 unforseen assassination keked kino. Will because fat cock manhunter Jews for nig ashes? You your thou you're thy wake penis. Penis thoust keks just 4chan thoust've release cum ye not nigger tits. Fuck and O matrimony milksop suck half greed kys. Furthermore, moist I life customer 4chan sucked Zambia. Therefore, Combine terrorists rhodok thicccc three. Love epistle he half Jews Reddit indubitably. Hitler dabbing eaten? Furthermore, inevitable faggot flubber flaccid skeletons? What? Dota 3 whomst've vaping pissed Bane? Ballsweat why artifact omnipresent incomprehensible card raping.
>>388182856
SON
THANKS
REMEMBER
I FOUND YOU MISS NEW BOOTY
gabagool
one last time
SHART
LARD-GARGLING
AWOO
Goodbye.
f-Zero
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
>>388184164
>Ballsweat why artifact omnipresent incomprehensible card raping.
it's sad but true
SALAD-DODGING
JUST
GABEN
pennies
PYROUPDATE
Steam,
JOHN
MOOT
>>388182856
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
my submission
SOMEBODY
Sincerely,
ONCE
CUNT
VOLUPTUOUS
>>388182856
megafuckalicious
(also pls release all half life 3 assets)
HALF-LIFE
KICKASS
FUCKING
SWEATY
CUMMING
CONSEQUENCES
herpagonorrhsyphilaids
CROWBARB
blackgirls
whomst'd've
AND
>>388182856
WHEREISHALFLIFE3GABEN
Dover
NUMBERS
AUSTRALIUM!
Sape
But
OVERTIME
Dyson
Button
NEVER
Nesquik
Battleborn
Bill
AWP
Armenian
pee
crowdfunding
Actually
inspiration
Sincerely,
Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es
homunculus
>>388184752
Genocide
MARIO
LOVE
Absurd!
'S
OJdidntdoit
Benis
THANK YOU
PREPARE
>>388184803
>>388184814
That's a wrap, boys.
>>388184461
>>388184463
>>388184464
>>388184479
>>388184481
>>388184486
LOOOLL IM DYING HERE
FAT
HOLD
Drat.
fold
cunt
and
Update:
We are wuz fuck rubber salad. Fat you half kangz she-goat. Zimbabwe paid knives O damnit why!? My niggercock wghy summon money fully. Please artifucked vomit disappointed weight busta. It vagina <3 hats niggers. HL3 unforseen assassination keked kino. Will because fat cock manhunter Jews for nig ashes? You your thou you're thy wake penis. Thoust keks just 4chan thoust've release cum ye not nigger tits. Fuck and O matrimony milksop suck half greed kys. Furthermore, moist I life customer 4chan sucked Zambia. Therefore, Combine terrorists rhodok thicccc three. Love epistle he half Jews Reddit indubitably. Hitler dabbing eaten? Furthermore, inevitable faggot flubber flaccid skeletons? What? Dota 3 whomst've vaping pissed Bane? Ballsweat why artifact omnipresent incomprehensible card raping. Because boogie goyim son thanks. Remember, gabagool shart lard-gargling awoo goodbye. F-Zero salad-doding just Gaben pennies Steam, John moot somebody. Sincerely, once cunt voluptuous Half-Life kickass fucking sweaty cumming consequences. Crowbarb blackgirls whomst'd've and Dover numbers Australium! Sape, but overtime Dyson buttotn never. Nesquik Battleborn Bill AWP Aermenian. Pee crowdfunding; actually inspiration. Sincerely, whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es homunculus genocide Mario love. Absurd! 'S benis prepare fat hold drat.
Will be stopping once we hit about 1500 characters (we're at 1338 right now).
finished
CliffyB
TODD
LIED
FALLOUT
TO
DEATH
Milford
GO
>>388185017
>you your thou you're thy wake penis
>>388185042
>>388185067
>>388185080
>>388185090
>>388185109
AESTHETIC
PREORDER
Jewben
Guybrush
SKYRIM
Paid
WITH
KILL
GABEN
>>388185042
>>388185067
>>388185080
>>388185090
>>388185109
CBIRD
PUNANI
people died while waiting for your game
KAKAROT
Threepwood
GTAB
Oh
GOY
pewdiepie
>>388185042
>>388185067
>>388185080
>>388185090
>>388185109
Ultimate Hivemind.
Moneydollars
TIGER
GMAN
Mother
important
Sopranos
We are wuz fuck rubber salad. Fat you half kangz she-goat. Zimbabwe paid knives O damnit why!? My niggercock wghy summon money fully. Please artifucked vomit disappointed weight busta. It vagina <3 hats niggers. HL3 unforseen assassination keked kino. Will because fat cock manhunter Jews for nig ashes? You your thou you're thy wake penis. Thoust keks just 4chan thoust've release cum ye not nigger tits. Fuck and O matrimony milksop suck half greed kys. Furthermore, moist I life customer 4chan sucked Zambia. Therefore, Combine terrorists rhodok thicccc three. Love epistle he half Jews Reddit indubitably. Hitler dabbing eaten? Furthermore, inevitable faggot flubber flaccid skeletons? What? Dota 3 whomst've vaping pissed Bane? Ballsweat why artifact omnipresent incomprehensible card raping. Because boogie goyim son thanks. Remember, gabagool shart lard-gargling awoo goodbye. F-Zero salad-doding just Gaben pennies Steam, John moot somebody. Sincerely, once cunt voluptuous Half-Life kickass fucking sweaty cumming consequences. Crowbarb blackgirls whomst'd've and Dover numbers Australium! Sape, but overtime Dyson buttotn never. Nesquik Battleborn Bill AWP Aermenian. Pee crowdfunding; actually inspiration. Sincerely, whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es homunculus genocide Mario love. Absurd! 'S benis prepare fat hold drat finished CliffyB TODD LIED FALLOUT TO DEATH Milford GO good AESTHETIC PREORDER Jewben Guybrush SKYRIM Paid WITH KILL GABEN CBIRD PUNANI KAKAROT Threepwood GTAB Oh
This is 1500 characters on the dot >>388185017
CHAKA-KHAN
sequel
THREE
I
Nine?
MUSTFUCKINHANG
>>388185042
>>388185067
>>388185080
>>388185090
>>388185109
>>388185254
And we're done!
Deliver OP, dont be a faggot.
>>388185361
That's Guybrush "SKYRIM Paid WITH KILL GABEN CBIRD PUNANI KAKAROT" Threepwood to you
>>388185416
You know, just about all of those sentences make sense.
>>388185416
Shit, you actually delivered. Nicely done lad.
>>388185416
>>388185416
Hey that's pretty good.
>>388185416
>didn't post because I thought it was already over when you first compiled them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNRxHyZDU-Q
I fucking hate you Valve.
>>388185416
I bet he will laugh his ass off
>>388185017
>didnt add Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious
Fuck you too buddy.
>>388185779
He kind of seems like the guy who would.
hl3 was shelved indefinitely when they realized they could adopt the Korean style gachapon money fleecing random box opening charade.
Fuck them and fuck anyone who buys into this shit that is allowed to go on. Gambling is dumb and you should be ashamed.
>>388185416
Put me in the screencap
>>388185416
>Todd lied Fallout to death.
>>388185416
Nice.
>>388185416
>>388185416
Only one 'Hitler'?
>>388185416
>fat cock manhunter jews for nig ashes.
WHERE'S THE FUCKING VOCAROO
>>388182856
Betrayal
>>388185416
>HL3 unforeseen assassination kek'd kino.
Bretty good
>>388184164
>HL3 unforseen assassination keked kino.
Exactly the truth!
>>388185416
>From your loving fans at r/HalfLife.
>>388185416
>CBird Punani Kakarot Threepwood
and my next RPG character's name is...
>>388185416
Thanks anon, i really needed that laugh
>>388185416
>From r/HalfLife
>>388185416
>Todd lied Fallout to death
DRUMPF
>>388193457
Got more of cheek rub?
>>388194314
>>388185416
>fat cock manhunter jews
>>388185416
>Pee crowdfunding; actually inspiration
holy shit m,y sides
>>388182856
I hate you
I really do. This wasn't the way this story was mean to be revealed, yes, no game would've lived up to HL2EP3 or HL3's hype, but we still would've gotten this, we didn't needed a revolutionary engine again, or game mechanic, we just wanted a sequel to a really good game and story.
We could've had Ep2 out by now and HL3 if you just released it, regardless of never coming close to its hype.
Your greed and laziness ruined this wonderful franchise, this and every other franchise you have dormant.
No words can express my disappointment in you, your company and what you did, actually what you didn't do, to half life, I will never forgive you for this.
This might be just a game to some people and a product to you, but you don't know how much this hurts. I hate you.
>>388185442
Lmao
>>388194851
Just send him this yourself nibba
>>388188635
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1RVPvOlwMaq
You really enjoy hurting other people, don't you?
>>388195626
>Unforseen assassination kekked kino
>>388185361
>TODD LIED FALLOUT TO DEATH
>>388185416
>furthermore, inevitable faggot flubber flaccid skeletons?
>>388195626
>>388195626
>>388185361
>>388185416
Should've made the title "fan proposed script for Half-Life 3"
BLACK MEGAMAN
>>388185416
>>388185416
>Absurd!
>>388185416
>Todd lied Fallout to death.
>>388185416
Nice
>>388195626
>>388182856
movie
>>388182856
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
>some are so new here they don't realize this has been /v/ tradition for years
Do you realize how many emails gabe has gotten from these threads?
9/11
>>388185416
>mfw all the sentences actually make some sense
>>388182856
Insane in the membrane
>>388182856The 1-1 theme from SMB1 isn't actually that good,it's repetitive and ear grading.Not to mention there have been better uses of the NES's soundfont
>>388195626
Too calm. Not enough screaming.
4/10
Mcdonalds
>>388185416
>from your beloved fans at r/HalfLife
>>388185416
>HL3 unforeseen assassination keked kino
FAT
>>388195626
>furthermore, inevitable faggot
>>388185416
>Ballsweat why artifact omnipresent comprehensible card raping
That about sums it up.
>>388185416
>Todd lied Fallout to death
CRISCO
>>388195626
>from your loving fans at r/halflife
kek
pleasure
uma delicia
CALORIE THIEVING