ITT: We write a letter to Gabe one post at a time.

WE

ARE

WUZ

FUCK

RUBBER

SALAD

>>388182856
fat

YOU

HALF

KANGZ

SHE-GOAT

>>388182856
Zimbabwe

Paid

KNIVES

O

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DAMNIT

(Also can we actually send in in a red envelope?)

donald trump

>>388182856
WHY!?

>>388182856
my

niggercock

wghy

SUMMON

Money

FULLY

PLEASE

ARTIFUCKED

VOMIT

disappointed

Weight

BUSTA

IF

VAGINA

<3

HATS

NIGGERS

Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon

whens team fortress 3

HL3

UNFORSEEN

ASSASSINATION

KEKED

KINO

WILL

BECAUSE

FAT

COCK

MANHUNTER

JEWS

FOR

NET WEIGHT

>>388183485
NIG

ASHES

YOU

YOUR

THOU

YOU`RE

THY

WAKE

dogs r better than cats

PENIS

THOUST

KEKS

JUST

>>388182856
4chan

THOUST'VE

RELEASE

CUM

YE

NOT

NIGGER

TITS

FUCK

AND

O

matrimony

MILKSOP

SUCK

HALF

GREED

KYS

>>388183636
>>388183652
>>388183656
>>388183657
>>388183676
>>388183679
My sides

LAZYASSFATFUCK

Furthermore,

Moist

I

LIFE

>>388182856
fatbastard

CUSTOMER

4CHAN

SUCKED

Zambia

Therefore,

COMBINE

TWO NUMBER 9'S

TERRORISTS

RHODOK

Thicccccc

THREE

Love

EPISTLE

HE

HALF

Jews

REDDIT

indubitably.

HITLER

DABBING

EATEN?

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>>388182856

Furthermore,

Inevitable

FLUBBER

FLACCID

SKELETONS?

What?

DOTA 3

WHOMST'VE

VAPING

PISSED

Bane?

BALLSWEAT

WHY

ARTIFACT

omnipresent

Incomprehensible

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>>388183956
EX-GAME

Signed,

/v/

CARD

RAPING

because

op won't deliver

BOOGIE

GOYIM

shigeru miyamoto

What we've got so far:

We are wuz fuck rubber salad. Fat you half kangz she-goat. Zimbabwe paid knives O damnit why!? My niggercock wghy summon money fully. Please artifucked vomit disappointed weight busta. It vagina <3 hats niggers. HL3 unforseen assassination keked kino. Will because fat cock manhunter Jews for nig ashes? You your thou you're thy wake penis. Penis thoust keks just 4chan thoust've release cum ye not nigger tits. Fuck and O matrimony milksop suck half greed kys. Furthermore, moist I life customer 4chan sucked Zambia. Therefore, Combine terrorists rhodok thicccc three. Love epistle he half Jews Reddit indubitably. Hitler dabbing eaten? Furthermore, inevitable faggot flubber flaccid skeletons? What? Dota 3 whomst've vaping pissed Bane? Ballsweat why artifact omnipresent incomprehensible card raping.

>>388182856
SON

THANKS

REMEMBER

I FOUND YOU MISS NEW BOOTY

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gabagool

one last time

SHART

LARD-GARGLING

AWOO

Goodbye.

f-Zero

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

>>388184164
>Ballsweat why artifact omnipresent incomprehensible card raping.
it's sad but true

SALAD-DODGING

JUST

GABEN

pennies

PYROUPDATE

Steam,

JOHN

MOOT

>>388182856
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
my submission

SOMEBODY

Sincerely,

ONCE

CUNT

VOLUPTUOUS

>>388182856
megafuckalicious

(also pls release all half life 3 assets)

HALF-LIFE

KICKASS

FUCKING

SWEATY

CUMMING

CONSEQUENCES

herpagonorrhsyphilaids

CROWBARB

blackgirls

whomst'd've

AND

>>388182856
WHEREISHALFLIFE3GABEN

Dover

NUMBERS

AUSTRALIUM!

Sape

But

OVERTIME

Dyson

Button

NEVER

Nesquik

Battleborn

Bill

AWP

Armenian

pee

crowdfunding

Actually

inspiration

Sincerely,

Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es

homunculus

>>388184752
Genocide

MARIO

LOVE

Absurd!

'S

OJdidntdoit

Benis

THANK YOU

PREPARE

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>>388184803
>>388184814
That's a wrap, boys.

>>388184461
>>388184463
>>388184464
>>388184479
>>388184481
>>388184486

LOOOLL IM DYING HERE

FAT

HOLD

Drat.

fold

cunt

and

Update:

We are wuz fuck rubber salad. Fat you half kangz she-goat. Zimbabwe paid knives O damnit why!? My niggercock wghy summon money fully. Please artifucked vomit disappointed weight busta. It vagina <3 hats niggers. HL3 unforseen assassination keked kino. Will because fat cock manhunter Jews for nig ashes? You your thou you're thy wake penis. Thoust keks just 4chan thoust've release cum ye not nigger tits. Fuck and O matrimony milksop suck half greed kys. Furthermore, moist I life customer 4chan sucked Zambia. Therefore, Combine terrorists rhodok thicccc three. Love epistle he half Jews Reddit indubitably. Hitler dabbing eaten? Furthermore, inevitable faggot flubber flaccid skeletons? What? Dota 3 whomst've vaping pissed Bane? Ballsweat why artifact omnipresent incomprehensible card raping. Because boogie goyim son thanks. Remember, gabagool shart lard-gargling awoo goodbye. F-Zero salad-doding just Gaben pennies Steam, John moot somebody. Sincerely, once cunt voluptuous Half-Life kickass fucking sweaty cumming consequences. Crowbarb blackgirls whomst'd've and Dover numbers Australium! Sape, but overtime Dyson buttotn never. Nesquik Battleborn Bill AWP Aermenian. Pee crowdfunding; actually inspiration. Sincerely, whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es homunculus genocide Mario love. Absurd! 'S benis prepare fat hold drat.

Will be stopping once we hit about 1500 characters (we're at 1338 right now).

finished

CliffyB

TODD

LIED

FALLOUT

TO

DEATH

Milford

GO

>>388185042
>>388185067
>>388185080
>>388185090
>>388185109
good

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>>388185017
>you your thou you're thy wake penis

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>>388185042
>>388185067
>>388185080
>>388185090
>>388185109

AESTHETIC

PREORDER

Jewben

Guybrush

SKYRIM

Paid

WITH

KILL

GABEN

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>>388185042
>>388185067
>>388185080
>>388185090
>>388185109

CBIRD

PUNANI

people died while waiting for your game

KAKAROT

Threepwood

GTAB

Oh

GOY

pewdiepie

>>388185042
>>388185067
>>388185080
>>388185090
>>388185109

Ultimate Hivemind.

Moneydollars

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TIGER

GMAN

Mother

important

Sopranos

We are wuz fuck rubber salad. Fat you half kangz she-goat. Zimbabwe paid knives O damnit why!? My niggercock wghy summon money fully. Please artifucked vomit disappointed weight busta. It vagina <3 hats niggers. HL3 unforseen assassination keked kino. Will because fat cock manhunter Jews for nig ashes? You your thou you're thy wake penis. Thoust keks just 4chan thoust've release cum ye not nigger tits. Fuck and O matrimony milksop suck half greed kys. Furthermore, moist I life customer 4chan sucked Zambia. Therefore, Combine terrorists rhodok thicccc three. Love epistle he half Jews Reddit indubitably. Hitler dabbing eaten? Furthermore, inevitable faggot flubber flaccid skeletons? What? Dota 3 whomst've vaping pissed Bane? Ballsweat why artifact omnipresent incomprehensible card raping. Because boogie goyim son thanks. Remember, gabagool shart lard-gargling awoo goodbye. F-Zero salad-doding just Gaben pennies Steam, John moot somebody. Sincerely, once cunt voluptuous Half-Life kickass fucking sweaty cumming consequences. Crowbarb blackgirls whomst'd've and Dover numbers Australium! Sape, but overtime Dyson buttotn never. Nesquik Battleborn Bill AWP Aermenian. Pee crowdfunding; actually inspiration. Sincerely, whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es homunculus genocide Mario love. Absurd! 'S benis prepare fat hold drat finished CliffyB TODD LIED FALLOUT TO DEATH Milford GO good AESTHETIC PREORDER Jewben Guybrush SKYRIM Paid WITH KILL GABEN CBIRD PUNANI KAKAROT Threepwood GTAB Oh

This is 1500 characters on the dot >>388185017

CHAKA-KHAN

sequel

THREE

I

Nine?

MUSTFUCKINHANG

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>>388185042
>>388185067
>>388185080
>>388185090
>>388185109

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>>388185254
And we're done!

Deliver OP, dont be a faggot.

>>388185361
That's Guybrush "SKYRIM Paid WITH KILL GABEN CBIRD PUNANI KAKAROT" Threepwood to you

>>388185416
You know, just about all of those sentences make sense.

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>>388185416
Shit, you actually delivered. Nicely done lad.

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>>388185416

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>>388185416
Hey that's pretty good.

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>>388185416
>didn't post because I thought it was already over when you first compiled them

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNRxHyZDU-Q

I fucking hate you Valve.

>>388185416
I bet he will laugh his ass off

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>>388185017
>didnt add Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious

Fuck you too buddy.

>>388185779
He kind of seems like the guy who would.

hl3 was shelved indefinitely when they realized they could adopt the Korean style gachapon money fleecing random box opening charade.

Fuck them and fuck anyone who buys into this shit that is allowed to go on. Gambling is dumb and you should be ashamed.

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>>388185416
Put me in the screencap

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>>388185416
>Todd lied Fallout to death.

>>388185416
Nice.

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>>388185416

>>388185416
Only one 'Hitler'?

>>388185416

>fat cock manhunter jews for nig ashes.

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WHERE'S THE FUCKING VOCAROO

>>388182856
Betrayal

>>388185416
>HL3 unforeseen assassination kek'd kino.

Bretty good

>>388184164
>HL3 unforseen assassination keked kino.
Exactly the truth!

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>>388185416
>From your loving fans at r/HalfLife.

>>388185416
>CBird Punani Kakarot Threepwood
and my next RPG character's name is...

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>>388185416
Thanks anon, i really needed that laugh

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>>388185416
>From r/HalfLife

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>>388185416
>Todd lied Fallout to death

DRUMPF

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>>388185042
>>388185067
>>388185080
>>388185090
>>388185109

>>388193457
Got more of cheek rub?

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>>388194314

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>>388185416
>fat cock manhunter jews

>>388185416
>Pee crowdfunding; actually inspiration
holy shit m,y sides

>>388182856
I hate you
I really do. This wasn't the way this story was mean to be revealed, yes, no game would've lived up to HL2EP3 or HL3's hype, but we still would've gotten this, we didn't needed a revolutionary engine again, or game mechanic, we just wanted a sequel to a really good game and story.
We could've had Ep2 out by now and HL3 if you just released it, regardless of never coming close to its hype.
Your greed and laziness ruined this wonderful franchise, this and every other franchise you have dormant.

No words can express my disappointment in you, your company and what you did, actually what you didn't do, to half life, I will never forgive you for this.
This might be just a game to some people and a product to you, but you don't know how much this hurts. I hate you.

>>388185442
Lmao

>>388194851
Just send him this yourself nibba

>>388188635
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1RVPvOlwMaq

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You really enjoy hurting other people, don't you?

>>388195626
>Unforseen assassination kekked kino

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>>388185361
>TODD LIED FALLOUT TO DEATH

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>>388185416
>furthermore, inevitable faggot flubber flaccid skeletons?

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>>388195626

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>>388195626
>>388185361

>>388185416
Should've made the title "fan proposed script for Half-Life 3"

BLACK MEGAMAN

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>>388185416

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>>388185416
>Absurd!

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>>388185416
>Todd lied Fallout to death.

>>388185416
Nice

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>>388195626

>>388182856
movie

>>388182856
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

>some are so new here they don't realize this has been /v/ tradition for years
Do you realize how many emails gabe has gotten from these threads?

9/11

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>>388185416
>mfw all the sentences actually make some sense

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>>388182856
Insane in the membrane

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>>388182856
The 1-1 theme from SMB1 isn't actually that good,it's repetitive and ear grading.Not to mention there have been better uses of the NES's soundfont

>>388195626
Too calm. Not enough screaming.

4/10

Mcdonalds

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>>388185416
>from your beloved fans at r/HalfLife

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>>388185416
>HL3 unforeseen assassination keked kino

FAT

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>>388195626
>furthermore, inevitable faggot

>>388185416
>Ballsweat why artifact omnipresent comprehensible card raping

That about sums it up.

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>>388185416
>Todd lied Fallout to death

CRISCO

>>388195626
>from your loving fans at r/halflife
kek

pleasure

uma delicia

CALORIE THIEVING