my dick is diamonds

>>388128715
no it's not

>>388128715
How is it?

>tattos

Yeah easy to tell that guy is a huge tool

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>>388128715
>still a whole fucking week
damn.

>>388128715
autism

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>>388128715
Mommy just picked you up from gamestop op

>>388128715
>backseat
>no earphones
>driver has to listen to "BING BING" and minion noises.
Is this a new form of torture?

>>388128715
WOOOWW its another mario game.
the franchise totally hasnt run it's course.
that's all the nintentards can get hyped for on this weak ass console, since it can't run anything else besides skyrim on 30fps

>>388129369
t. sony fanboy. you can leave now

>>388128715
>tattoos, obviously 18+
>sitting in the back seat
>mom had to drive him to store to buy mario game

nintendo fans being manchildren wasn't just a meme, huh?

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>>388129615
You'd be surprised how many manchildren are on here.

>>388128762
i missed the mario hat... OP confirmed autistic

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>>388129615
yeah they are the worst!

>>388128762
what's going on with those hands

>>388128715
Remember, rabbids are ok when Nintendo does it

>tattooed
>mario hat
>in the back of mommys van

holy fuck the wojacks are real

my gf is driving, you silly gooses

>>388130123
Is her bull sitting shotgun?

>>388129874
>>388129754
Does anyone have that picture of the guy who went to his gamestop just to take pictures of the lack of lines for the Switch?

the unopened water bottles lead me to believe hes in an an uber.

>>388129959
who the fuck else really did rabbids

>>388129120
>>388129615
>>388130039
Could be his girlfriend's van. Did you think about that, champ?

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>>388130198
Yeah you mean this one?

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>>388128715
>>388128762
I don't know what's worse: that you went out of your way to get this shit early or that someone else agreed to help you do it.

>>388130284
no because he's sitting in the back seat, champ

could be his boyfriend's though

>>388130284
Her lover is in the passenger seat right?

>>388128715
>sleeve tatoo
kys

>>388130228
Did Ubisoft ever release the "real" Raving Rabbids game? I remember seeing previews for the platformer two months before the Wii released. Then Ubisoft backtracking and saying the platformer was gonna be PS3 and 360 exclusive, while the Wii only got the mini-game compilation.

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>>388130284
>Girlfirend on /v/

Dude your left thumb is tiny compared to the right one. Are you okay?

>>388130123
>>388130284
samefag

beautiful game

>>388128715
Any idea how much digital will cost?

>>388129615
>Claims Nintenbros are manchildren
>replies are proof that sonybros are the manchildren

REALLY JARGINS MY MARBLES

>>388128715
>Gay ass tasteless tribal tattoo
>Nintentard

Everything checks out

"Different strokes for different folks" I guess, but is anyone actually buying a Switch for the express purpose of playing XCOM: Mario and Rabbids Edition?

>>388128715
>>388128762
I can tell from those two images that OP is a bottom faggot that gets regularly bukkake'd by dozens of poz black men.

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>>388130590
sure, buddy

>>388130463
No. They silently released the Wii Raving Rabbids on other consoles, and never brought up the original idea again.

I still remember magazine previews saying about how Rayman was gonna escape prison, and ride giant spiders, and fight zombie rabbids and shit.

Fucking Ubisoft.

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>>388130463
Buddy, do you honestly believe Ubisoft of all companies would go out of their way to release a good game after a shitty uninspired cash grab on a hot new system sold gang busters?

>>388130693
I did, I refuse to buy any other games. Only MRKB for me.

>>388130745
>that shitty photoshop

Damn son.

>>388128762
HAHA. Did mom drive you to gamestop to get that shit, faggot? Where's your sippy cup fatass.

>>388130745
Doesn't prove shit, only proves you're not either one of those posts dumbass, it's okay OP just kys already

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Soliani is a good man.

>>388130943
Who hurt you anon?

>>388130463
They did, but only for GBA.
>Rabbits (they weren't called Rabbids then) used to be peaceful.
>Humans started to piss them off
>Rabbits became crazy for human extermination
>Lock Rayman and take off his hands.
>Murphy out of nowhere saves Rayman.
>Rayman recovers his hands and escapes prision after beating a ball robot made by a small pink bunny with long ears.
>Fairy explains the shit that happened to Rayman.
>Rayman explores different words.
>Final boss of each world was always a ripped and giant rabbit.
>Rayman finally kills the ripped rabbit in the semi last world by piercing the rabbit body with some spikes on a wall.
>Rayman enters back to prision where he fights a giant robo rabbit cyclops with his power of flight.
>Rabbits are no more, and everyone is happy. The end.

>>388131169
>this literal standard reddit reply

>>388129228
Blame Quentin and his Diamond Dogs, now that the Public DSers know they can't get away with playing in public no matter how subtle they try to be they are going to opposite route with the switch with a large screen, ability to plug into the TV when they come over and BING BING WAHOO loudly to force EVERYONE to suffer their autism.

>>388128762
How are you holding the camera?

>>388128715
I can't play vidya or even read in the car, I get car sickness

>>388131154
imagine cumming all over his beard haha

>>388131291
>b-but reddit!
clockwork

>>388128715
you should sell your dick

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>>388131342
His girlfriend's son tyrone Jr taking the picture

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>>388131154
>This man's dream came true
>His dream was to infect Mario with Unisoft minions in a shallow X-Com clone.

>>388131291
Wow anon you sure do know a lot about Reddit. Hmmmm

>>388131507
awful bait

>>388130463
Not a platformer, but I remember Rabbids Go Home was better than it had any right to be.

>>388131328
Ah, lung collapse then. She certaintly didn't choke on that micro penis you have anon.

>>388130123
Are you going to let her son Tyrone play? Also, is it any good?

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>>388128715
>tattoos

>>388131631
very good. and we sold tyrone last year. that's how we got enough money for the van and the switch

>>388131328
>being a dicklet
>not getting sucked by an industrial vaccum every once in a while

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>Back seat
Holy shit. I love nintendo games and watch kids cartoons but even I feel like I have to call you a manchild.

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>>388131776
You can't sell niggers anymore thats illegal anon

>back seat of a sedan

holy shit please tell me that's a fucking uber car and you actually started playing in his back seat

"huh? we're here? uh...just go around the block a couple times i'm about to unlock peach's new cupcake blaster!"

>>388128715
At first I thought this was one of those POV pornos in the vans/suvs where they fuck the girl and the guy is playing the switch while getting his dick sucked or something.

>>388131342
Probably a gopro

whos this

>>388129754
>fat guy reveals himself
>even thought he is ugly as sin, /v/ sings him praises

>>388130370
>fat guy accidentally reveals himself
>/v/ shittalks him to death

Why the first fat guy go praised?

>>388131154
there's at least 4 yoshis in that guy's office

>>388132702
:^P

>>388130409
what about the fact that he aparently attached a camera to his fucking head to take these shots while sitting on the backseat of his mommy's car

>>388130530
Not all of us are socially awkward fat smelly neckbeards such as yourself

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>>388131154
Nice shirt

>>388132768
First fat guy was making fun of something Sony related
Second was making fun of something Nintendo related

>>388132768
Self-awareness.

>chunker with tattoos in the back of mommy's car

Is the game good at least?

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>>388130284
>please sit in the back
>I don't want people to see you with that thing

>>388128715
your dick is shit and so are you
oh and that game is also shit. nice try faggot

>>388133435
FIrst fat guy knew he was fat
Second hid it.


Do you need a drawing ?

>>388130123
>gf
but you are a faggot, you mean boyfriend right?

>>388132768
First fatguy was fucking hilarious. Like the last thing from an otherwise uneventful thread you would expect is some jolly fat guy taking the piss at himself.
Second fatguy was jut trying to rile up and ridicule people.

>>388128715
>red hat
>pink shirt
>fag jeans
>tattoo
>back seat
>nintendo console

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>>388128993
>>388128715
This 100% has to be a shill thread

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>>388136484
No Im just hyped for it since I really liked the gameplay from E3.

>>388130463

They did. For the GBA. Consider it Rayman 4 scraps.

It was shit because it was sort of a Rayman 1-2 rip-off with corny but decent power-ups that started to have one actual original boss that had a original attack pattern, but then started repeating this huge ass unsettling as fuck muscled Rabbid and then only the final boss was anything different. I'm glad Rabbids are more about non-sensical light-hearted fun and grew more tolerable rather than tryhard Invader Zim tier throwaway enemy fodder, otherwise, we wouldn't even have Origins and Legends. Seeing Rayman 4 concept arts involving the Rabbids feels like the kind of cringe you usually see at fucking DeviantArt that makes it look like PETA's worst hypocritical nightmare, since it's technically beating the shit out of rabbits. Fuck, who knows if they didn't come around at their offices complaining about it.

>>388131287
>Rayman finally kills the ripped rabbit in the semi last world by piercing the rabbit body with some spikes on a wall

I wish this anon was kidding, but he's not.

That was some morbid shit, doesn't even feel like anything Rayman would have done, no matter how pissed he'd be.

Besides the early development cycle concept stuff and GBA RRR's lore, the Rabbids' origins are never really explained anywhere else. Ironically, I think the Rabbids have started to gain this fascination for the moon in Gone Home and in the cartoon, wanting to go there. Not sure if it's a nod to them being really from outer space (aliens like in early development Rayman 4) or a nod to moon rabbits (there's a folk tale about it).

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>>388129615
They're adults you like children's games. What do you expect?

>>388132427
Same dude, I was disappointed