I love Splatoon 2 but why the fuck did Nintendo create splat

this game is pure rage

>>388122939
rain maker is obviosuly the best ranked mode anyway

Tower Control > Splat Zones >>>>> Shitmaker

Rainmaker > Splat Zones >>>>>>> Tower Control

>>388123840
tower control is just a half-baked on-rails version of rainmaker that highlights all of the worst aspects of splatoon's mechanics, particularly in regards to movement.

>S+6
>Need 1 more win to get S+7
>Also 1 more loss I drop
>Rainmaker
>5 minute match
>22 kills
>team mate with 2 kills
>loss
>Drop from S+6 to S+0

>>388124148
Wait I fucked up. I needed 1 more win for the safe mark. Also I saw some guy with S+50 when the game was out only 8 days, should have took a ss

>>388123980
This guy knows

>>388123840
>>388124082
Rainmaker is the best mode in the game, easily. Tower control is decent to good depending on your teammates. It's incredibly frustrating to play if you play as a charger because your team never inks anything and someone always plays octo brush and he kills your entire team

>>388122939

I hate it because of how it almost always becomes one-sided.

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Why do the girl inklings have camel toe?

>>388124148
>Rainmaker
>20 seconds left
>Get a double kill
>Panzy teammate doesn't face rush the platform in a last attempt to get points
>Instead he dies for being cautious
>we lose by 5 points

I swear this happens like 1 out of 5 rainmaker games for me.

>>388124974
Japan.

it's hot though

I didn't have a bitter hatred towards Splat Zones until I played in on Moray Towers

>>388126252
But they're kids..

>>388126408
Or squids

>>388125294
This is making me hate playing the game. Most of my wins lately are from suicide running straight through enemy ink

>>388128246
Try flooding the lobby with tips

>>388122939
It works miles better in the levels with 3 zones.

With 1, it fucking sucks. Whoever gets early advantage wins, every time.

>>388128508
>Implying anyone would Fresh tips, and not some fucking transgender squid shit.

each mode is highly dependent on the map

>>388130152
This. I usually like Tower Control, but I really hate it on The Reef. The Reef is really fun for Rainmaker though.

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>>388126408
Wrong. They are adults. Do your fucking research and look up the splatoon 1 lore. 14 is their adult form

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>Play Splat Zones
>Enemy team consists of 2 brushes/buckets

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What does /v/ think of the ranked mode meme?

>>388131043
What's the point with S+1-50 when no one can see it?

>>388123840
Tower Control is literally the worst mode in the game, and that's counting turf wars and Salmon Run too. It's easily the most anti-fun as well with the amount of octobrush shitters can dominate in that one mode.

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>>388131165
You can see it in league. And in memes.

>>388131467
>having trouble in TC
>blaming octobrushes
You have to be mentally handicapped to complain about brushes, especially in a mode so dominated by blasters and buckets

>>388131781
Redditbrush detected

whats with all the queer shit at inkopolis square?

>>388132330
Mentally ill people trying to push their agenda in a kids game.

>>388132330
Every weeks something new people parrot.
Same goes for the furshit, and the "I wish x was real" shit.

>>388132317
Shit aim C rank detected

>>388131781
>Musselforge
>Overtime
>we're pushing to point 3
>Octocrutch stands on the bridge and swings like a retard which, due to the weapons absurd range, clears the entire tower
That thing is busted. It needs damage falloff because it's too good at medium range.

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>>388123138
>get to S/S+
>no more fun allowed

>>388132686
Just need to reduce it's range and power a smidge, and it'll be good.

Honestly though, I've never had a problem with these guys.

>>388132330
reminder to report these degenerate memes

>>388132686
It has damage fall off, the fact you didnmt jum away in time is your own fault. It also has no range. A bucket or blaster wouldve killed you faster in that scenario. Maybe instead of crowdingn the tower, clear the path. Did you really exect not to get picked of by a player with the highground?

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>>388122939
get gud, splat zones is the best mode

>>388132845
So turn it into shit like the inkbrush? The weapon is fine. Anyone with awareness and the ability to aim will kill an octobrush before it kills them. Even my fucking dualies outranged them before the range buff they just got

>people still having issues with the octobrush
Post ranks.

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>drops your rank

>>388133574
Again I have no issues with the weapon, like you said all it takes is situational awareness as a lot of weapons out range it.

But, I do say if a lot of people are having problems with it, then it does need a debuff.

>>388133897
Just throw a curler and rush the snipers

>>388133963
No. Don't ruin the game because of shitters.

>>388133878
A- in Splat Zones
B+ TC
C in Rainmaker
Dont really like Rainmaker desu
>people STILL dont know how to counter Blasters

>>388134157
Blasters are pretty stupid in that they can kill you with any two shots minimum. Their blast damage needs to be weakened. Before the Range Blaster comes out and makes the game as retarded as it was in the first one.

how come people get mad when you use good weapons?
>durr youre only "better" because you use "x" weapon and its cheap!

i hear variations of the line all the time. maybe people should stop using bad weapons. not sure why people have that hipster mentality and only use bad weapons because they want to be different.

>>388133897
from every single map they could pick from the first game, they had to go with this shitty one.

i fucking disliked it to no end.
at least we got port mackerel

couldnt they brought back more old maps like the skatepark or the warehouse?

>>388132517
>I wish Squids were real
At least that shit was humorous and the jokes i expect in a kid game

>>388134349
People have that mentality as if they use low tier weapons then that means they're truly "good at the game" vs someone who only uses higher tier weapons as they're more viable.

I thought the new Salmon run map was suppose to drop yesterday, what gives?

>>388134349
Scrubs want to prove to themselves and others that they're gods at the game because they're using shit weapons, and that anyone using "good" weapons wouldn't be good with anything but what they use. It's true to an extent, but actual good players will remain good on other weapons.

>>388134349
People trying to protect their fragile egos.

>>388134349
Because the Tri Slosher isn't a fun way to play

Everything else, people is just bitching.

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>>388122939
What's your opinion on seabagging /v/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Syuk8MH5aIY

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>>388134812
I find the bucket fun to play with...

>>388134812
Says who?

>>388134642
i thought that myself.

just looked it up, its coming out sunday

>>388134851
i've seen maybe four people do it in 100 hours of playing. i see more people bitching about it on the internet.

>>388135127
>i see more people bitching about it on the internet.
Well... yeah.
A lot of newcomers, and not to mention a lot of young'uns play it.

>>388134812
as opposed to what weapon?

yeah, pretty much any weapon you say theres going to be someone thats gonna say that weapon isnt fun to use.

>>388135127
I legit only get squid bagged when I get teamed on 2v1

I have no idea why they're taunting me when I was clearly out gunned and flanked while doing the objective.

>>388135036
Close, I just saw in the stage menu that it drops saturday the 26th on 8pm

>>388135291
It's my opinion, why I would never use a tri-slosher, Can't argue against it's strength though.

I think you're reading way too much into it.

>>388135413
Because you died. He can do whatever he wants.

>>388135430
maybe for you

stage menu says sunday for europe

>>388135413
I had that once where the ally who didn't get the kill did it.

>>388134851
>not furiously squidbagging in the distance in an attempt to communicate with the enemy team
>enemy team squidbags as well
this is how I make turf war more fun for everyone

>>388134473

Well there's also Port Mackeral from the first game, but that's my favorite stage. Still fuck them for bringing back Moray Towers of all things.

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>>388135413
>I legit only get squid bagged when I get teamed on 2v1
What if they squidbagged when it was 1v4 and the other team was expecting them to arrive?

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You know, one thing I wish Nintendo would do is allow us to skip Pearl and Marina introducing the stages.

They were neat for the first few days, now they're just fucking annoying.

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>>388136721
>boot up unknowingly at xx:59
>go through their intro
>time to pla-
>"stages have been updated!"

>>388134851
It makes me laugh because every time someone does it to me, they die a retarded death like walking over one of my mines.

>>388123980
This guy knows what's up.

>>388136721
They only come up when you restart the game, when Salmon Run starts, or an update happens.

>>388136651
>the entire team is on the tower
Wow, those guys suck. You should always stay clear incase someone does splatdown or something

You have to be really shitty to allow the other team to spawn camp you in Splat Zones. And it really isn't one-sided wins if you know when/how to use your specials effectively. Specials are the way to push back and reclaim the zone, and once you're out of the shit ranks, the zone goes back and fourth very often. SZ might be the best mode from a balance perspective

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>>388137164
Imagine Splashdown on a weapon with Beakon.

>>388137365
>and once you're out of the shit ranks
I'm in S rank. But there's tons of noobs in S ranks now. I've seen several people with few to no kills but they don't disappear because the system is too forgiving now..

>>388137081
And there's actually a couple of non-Splatoon games worth playing on the Switch, making it a pain to go back and forth.

>>388122939
i miss splatoon 1
none of you salty switchfags were ruining shit by constantly complaining about every good part of the game

>>388137365
If anything, I'd say Splat Zones is the worst of the three ranked modes. It encourages chargers and other long-ranged weapons to just stay perched far away. As long as their aim is even slightly decent, they can stave off an entire team.

Rainmaker and Tower Control force players to proactively push towards the goal, no matter the weapon you're using and you have to constantly be changing your strategies.

>>388137626
What do you think the S stands for? You're not out of the shit ranks yet.

>>388137739
Buttblasted kraken crutchfag detected.

>>388137602
>Beacon sub
>Splashdown special
>Drop Roller ability
>2 Special ups
D E V I L I S H

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>>388137739
>missing the hell that was Luna and E-liter
May God have mercy on your soul.

>>388137602
>Our team starts having a confrontation with the other team
>Launch to the guy right next to me in the middle of fire, just barely make it in the air alive
>Splash down
>4 kills
>Everyone "Booyahs" before I even do

>>388137739
>i miss splatoon 1
I don't. That shit was broken as hell.
>Everyone running quick respawn
>Dynamos on perches
>untouchable E Liters
>the fucking Kraken
>running into a team where everyone either has Kraken or Echolocator
S2 is much more balanced, even the broken shit like Tri and Octobrush aren't nearly as bad as release Inkzooka or the .96 Deco before nerfs.

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>>388131043
>REEEEEEEEE
>I GOTTA TAKE A GIANT SQUID

>>388137976
>Inkzooka activated
>Throw up splash wall thinking I'm safe
>The inkzooka shot disappears at the wall but hits me anyways
Shit sucked.

>Rainmaker
>Rainmaker pops and is in the open
>entire enemy team is dead
>everybody dances around it until the enemy picks it up

>Tower Control
>nobody will get on the tower as it goes back to the default position or if the enemy is splatted off it close to our base

>Splat Zones
>team gets wiped
>proceed to repeatedly die at spawn because they go straight toward the enemy waiting there
You told me A-S+ wouldn't have this shit /v/
You lied to me

>>388138167
>inkzooka activated
>move out of the way
>shot flies past 20 feet away but still kills me

>>388137626
Yeah, the ranks mean way less in this game, but people are somewhat competent in S+.

>>388137745
Have you even played Splat2? The maps have so many flanking routes and cover that chargers can shut down maps like they could before. Even Port Mackerel, the worst map for short range weapons in the original game, allows for short range play. Seriously, the problem you're asserting doesn't even exist

>>388138167
Inkzooka was too damn strong.
>hear that KR-CHT sound
>attempt to get behind cover
>latency gets me killed
The worst part was how the whole thing was a kill wave, meaning even if 95% got cut off by a wall, if that remaining 5% grazed you, you died. I played a ton of Carbon which had the 'Zooka and I can say with honesty that I would get kills just looking in the direction of my opponents.

>>388138337
Not a lot of good those routes do when your team caps mid and pushes up, leaving the Sniper to sit back and have a good time.

>>388137976
>broken shit like Octobrush
some of that was correct, but you revealed yourself as a stupid shitter with that one

>>388122939
I WANT TO FUCK MARIE IN THE ASS

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>>388124148
>>388125294

So the only thing I hated from splatoon 1 was carried over uh.
I just made it to S and im already getting paired with shitters who can't get a single kill the whole match.

>>388138514
So you're complaining that the sniper can harass you while you have the zone? Boo fucking hoo. Throw a bomb at them, you moron. And I dare you to name one map where the sniper can harass the zone from a place where you can't flank them

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>>388138209
Tower control starts beat the both sides are already engaged at the tower some how the other team got splatted no one takes the tower or if one person is on the tower another player or two won't join to speed the tower up.

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>>388138521
>being asshurt about your crutchbrush being called a crutch

>>388138898
I'm complaining that Splat Zones is a shitty non-objective.

>>388135036
Why are they waiting so late to make it playable? People have been starving for a new map for a while now.

>>388138941
>not being able to back up and shoot at a weapon with no range
I'm glad they don't balance the game based on no skill faggots, or else we'd have 2 useless brushes in the game instead of 1

>>388138521
Redditbrush user detected.

>>388139065
>no range
Confirmed for having not played the game.

>>388139065
>I'm glad they don't balance the game based on no skill faggots
Obviously they don't, else you wouldn't be able to rely on your crutchbrush anymore. :^)

>>388138968
You're doing a horrible job of arguing it, not that it is even a sensible argument to make

>>388139260
In Splat Zones, all you have to do is control a central non-moving objectives. Compare it to Rainmaker or Tower Control where you have to put at least one player at risk while also moving an objective closer to the enemy.
Splat Zones is only popular with the Chinks because it requires a lot less coordination than the other modes, thus it's easier to just get a pickup squad and play a bunch without even speaking.

>>388139221
it has less range than the fucking dualies, pre buff, idiot

>>388139230
you realize what you said makes no fucking sense as an insult? You're legitimately retarded

>>388139470
>crutchbrush users are no skill faggots
>devs didn't balance it so that it requires skill to use
I thought you're just a shitter that lacked no skill, but I didn't know you're legitimately retarded as well anon.

>the difficulty in Ranked comes from the fact that you get worse teammates as you rise
Really makes you think

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>>388138521
Octo is a crutch weapon though. It's very easy to do well with it, I tried it out in S+ several times and on maps like Inkblot or Pumptrack, it has a nice advantage over other weapons since all the ink it flings has an active hitbox all the way until it hits the ground, with very little falloff, meaning you could play it like a pseudo Slosher with more horizontal range and faster TTK, thus making it lethal as long as you're above your opponent, but can also hit opponent above you without much trouble.
It gets outranged, yes, but it's very easy to flank people with it since rolling along the ground gets you behind enemy lines very quickly. As >>388138337 stated, there are a good portion of flank routes in every map.
It's sub is also great since it acts like a Suction Bomb and Point Sensor in 1, and the Inkjet can make up for it's lack of range .
There's also the fact that it doesn't require aim and can kill people in under a second within range. It's the 2nd best close range weapon in the game after the Tri, I don't know how you don't look at all it's good points and arrive to the conclusion that's not not very very strong.

>>388130873
Did I upset you?
I think you need to go outside and talk to a real human being. since you think being attracted to children is all right.

>>388138913
Wait a minute, more than one inkling in the tower speeds it up?

>>388139426
That's not the case at all. Rainmaker is the easiest to solo, by far, as you just need one good run at the dunk while the enemy isn't looking. TC is just a bit of a clusterfuck, since blasters and buckets can cover the entire thing in AoE damage. And if you're not putting anyone at risk in Splat Zones, the game will be a perpetual stalemate. You have to risk a push to claim it in the first place. Then, once you have it, the other team has more turf to build special charge off of with a counter push.

>>388139689
It's more like it amplifies the effects of shitty teammates. If you have shitter teammates in B ranks, it's not hard to carry them because the opposing team are likely also B rank shitters. If you have shitter teammates in S+, the S+ opposing team would push your shit in so hard and make it impossible to carry because they're better than the B rank opposing team.

>>388139857
You can paint from a distance. That's not a risk.

>>388139809
yeah even says it in the rules

>>388139470
>redditbrush not getting the insult
No wonder you use the Redditbrush.

>>388139656
>'m glad they don't balance the game based on no skill faggots
>Obviously they don't, else you wouldn't be able to rely on your crutchbrush anymore. :^)
>BASED ON NO SKILL FAGGOTS
you admitting they didn't balance the game based on the opinion of no skill faggots would imply the game is balanced with some sense, thus your complaining about weapon imbalance makes you a no skill faggot. Christ, you're a retard

>>388136651
> Luna blaster in TC
And this is why tower control is the worse mode

>>388139948
If everyone paints at a distance, the game is a constant stalemate. You have to kill someone to get the advantage for your team and cap the zone. That's the risk

Haven't played in a while. Do we get another splat T?

>>388136651
>Eliter tries to solo Luna blaster at point blank range

He should have just really backed off and saved the game to be honest.

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>>388140142
>Luna blaster in RM
And this is why rainmaker is the worse mode

>>388139736
>>I don't know how you don't look at all it's good points and arrive to the conclusion that's not not very very strong.
Whoops, I'm tired. I meant "I don't know how you can see all it's good points and not arrive to the conclusion that it's very very strong."

>>388140285
Isn't sticking close the right call? Backing off would mean walking right into the Luna's sweetspot, whereas staying close means you could potentially get the splat with a few accurate shots.

>>388140457
I hate getting 1 shotted by Lunas. You just know they're shooting blindly but get rewarded for it because the hitbox is so big.

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>>388123138
>>388124148
>>388124812
>>388130885
>>388132754
>>388133897
Reminder that most of the people you're playing with are literal children

>>388140142
>not using blaster 24/7 and having fun

>>388140457
>Teabagging over an easy kill
For what purpose?

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>>388139736
>play it like a pseudo Slosher with more horizontal range and faster TTK
you don't know shit about the game. Sloshers have a faster ttk, as the brush is a 4 hit kills from a distance. And the slosher has equal range with the splattershot. octobrush has less range than dualies.
> it's very easy to flank people with it since rolling along the ground gets you behind enemy lines very quickly
Any weapon can flank well. Paint a line and swim, and you'll be in kill range just as fast or faster than an octobrush would by running, since the octobrush needs to be so close to actually hit
>It's sub is also great since it acts like a Suction Bomb and Point Sensor in 1
the sub has no blast radius at all. You step close to it and then step away and you're safe. It works as a shitty point sensor, with a small explosion. It's good, but not worth complaining about. The inkjet is broken, but that's not the brushes fault. The custom blaster has the same fucking kit.
>It's the 2nd best close range weapon in the game
"close range weapon"? The tri isn't a close range weapon, and the other close range weapons, of which there are only a few, suck. Anything with more range than the dualies, aka over 3/4s of the weapons, have more range than the brush. Close range weapons in a shooter are a death sentence. It being good it shit ranks doesn't make it good, and your anecdotal S+ experience means nothing, especially when S+ just proves competence in this game

>>388139954
I should really read the rules.

>>388140836
same reason he keeps posting the same webms every thread

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>>388140836
>not squidbagging over any kill
There doesn't need to be a purpose.

>>388140619
Not if you have an E-litre, thats 3 shots vs 1 shot close range.

>>388140662
That's in Japan though.

>>388140630
Getting 1 shotted means they have aim. Getting 2 shotted means they don't.

>>388141452
You're right, demographic's probably younger in the US

Is it true that squidbagging can get you banned?

>>388140662
thanks doc

I thought the same until I got good
Splat Zones is a casual filter
It's the best mode if you don't suck shit, but you dumb faggots will complain about it cause you're bad

>>388142408
Yes, and no.
If someone's salty enough they can report you in the little phone app for unsportsmanlike conduct, but it takes a lot of reports for it to really take effect.

>when you got dat rainmaker with 10seconds of the clock and you're nigga with a brush speeds a thin line of ink through enemy territory for you to swim in all the way to the goal

Das it mane

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>>388142707
>when you have the rainmaker with 10 seconds on the clock, and your team gets sweeped.

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>>388142707

>>388139948
You sound as if you haven't even played, do you think the enemy will just stand there letting you paint the whole thing from a distance?
They just have to paint it back, and since you aren't pushing, they can just do that the whole match to win.

>>388142667
>I got gud because I'm good at camp central

>>388140917
>you don't know shit about the game.
Were you paying attention? I meant that the ink falls in the same manor as a Slosher, I wasn't comparing it's range to a Slosher, I mean they can be used in the same fashion and both are very powerful with height advantage.
>>the sub has no blast radius at all.
Bullshit, it's explosion radius is at LEAST that of a regular Splat Bomb, if not moreso. Not to mention that it forces movement, and is also very small and difficult to see in the middle of a firefight. The only better sub the Octo could have gotten was the Burst Bomb.
>>The custom blaster has the same fucking kit.
What does the Blaster have to do with anything?
>>The inkjet is broken
Oh good I thought I was the only one who thought that.
>>"close range weapon"? The tri isn't a close range weapon, and the other close range weapons, of which there are only a few, suck. Anything with more range than the dualies, aka over 3/4s of the weapons, have more range than the brush.
If this is the case, this makes the Octo THE best close range weapon in the game. You compare it to Shooters, but shooters can run the possibility of missing. Octobrush only requires you to be in range and you're guaranteed kills. You say any weapon can flank, but this doesn't make the Octo any less better at getting flank kills than other weapons because it can get it AND out very quickly and easily. You act as if every fight in this game takes place over some plain field where the Octo is weakest, when the game revolves around choke points. An Octobrush camping a Tower checkpoint is stupidly powerful because it can cover an entire area with 5 flicks.
The fact of the matter is, if an Octobrush can get in range, it will get a kill without any issue, or effort on the user's part. It's braindead, requires no aim, and is the textbook definition of a crutch.

>>388142849
It's like a work of fine art.

>>388142928
How bout you don't let yourself get camped in the first place pleb

>>388142707
Just had this happen to me in my last rainmaker match except the timer enemy was regrouping in their base brush bro opened a path for me even went as far as inking along the platform so I can slam dunk that shit in.

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reminder to report pro faggot and lbgbbq post as inappropriate and harmful

>>388140662
I know, it is fucking hot.

>>388140662
they could all be 19, you don't know

>>388142707
>brush teammate speeds through as you follow
>enemy team waiting at the front
>he just goes around the back real quick
>they completely lose it and start shooting everywhere

>>388143309
Why?

>>388142849
Heh, I've done this before, with a random.

I'll never forget you baller-bro, you were the best random i've played with.

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Slug is super cute

>>388142707
>their team is killing my entire team
>they almost get it, he's on the tower, I snipe him from behind with jet squelch
>later we win because when we rushed
I bet their team was really angry over that one.

>>388143815
I want to suck on her foot.

>>388143815
I'm gonna fuck that slug

>>388143718
One time was the only guy at the tower right at the end where we were tied and I just needed to move it one more point to get the win. Accidentally fell off the tower and hit my baller and blew up the entire enemy team at the base of the tower and hopped back on. Was hilarious

>>388134851

Man I know Splatoon 2 has a solid 60fps no matter what but why does the original game look so much smoother

>>388141080

>being able to afford being a little faggot for that long

It must be nice not having every match filled with tryhard moonrunes, I miss B rank

>>388144120
Wii U's stronger than the Switch

>>388144120
Input lag.

>>388144120
Misplaced "nostalgia"

>>388140662
>doubting the learning capabilities of a child
Children are scary for a reason.

>>388144343

I'm looking at a fucking webm of the game, how is that nostolgia

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>>388142707
>teammate gets rainmaker
>enemies waiting to respawn
>throw perfect curling bomb right to the goal
>teammate waits for enemies to get back and tries to shoot them
>gets killed
>we end up losing

>>388144305
>hating on squidbagging
The only faggot is you, anon.

>>388144442
I'm way too aggressive with the Rainmaker, that I should calm down a bit.

But Im glad i'm not one of those faggots who ruin the game by not being aggressive at all.

>>388144120
Because you're biased.

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>>388143815

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>>388144442
>teammate gets rainmaker
>we're winning, and game about to end
>brings it to our base
>everybody starts celebrating by squidbagging
>entire team gets wiped by one faggot, losing the rainmaker
>faggot grabs rainmaker and wins due to it being right on top of our base
>mfw

>>388144120
simpler geometry
flatter lighting and shaders
most of the terrain is painted the same colour

>>388144746
That's your fault bringing it back to your base.
You deserved that loss.

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>>388143854
>>388143902
>>388144738
Please don't.

>>388144746
Does that count as a KO?

>>388144834
Can you not read? It's anon's teammate that was being retarded, not him.

>>388144746
>taking the Rainmaker to your base

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>>388144860
make me

>>388144995
Still deserved it for bringing it back to base

>>388144995
>not him
>everyone squidbagging when the Rainmaker is right at their base
He's pretty retarded

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>>388142707
>Playing rainmaker with my friends they we near the platform they tell me to rush in
>notice we go in to easy charge rainmaker and fire at the platform
>Splatted two of the enemy inklings who were hiding in wait around the tower

>>388144746
>not getting one cheeky point and then camping the rainmaker at base the whole time

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>>388144746
Oh god., he died at the very last second. What an idiot

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>>388145050
DON'T

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>>388144746
punished a team last session after they kept the rainmaker right before their own goal
poor guy was left alone without a team. Easy splat and win

>Playing Rainmaker on that Concert level
>Prepare my teammate who has the rainmaker by shooting that sponge
>Takes the long way through the unpainted ramp and dies
>Would have won if he just jumped on the sponge

Everyone forgets about that damn awesome sponge.

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>>388145050

>>388143309
Imagine being this insecure

>>388145379
Did you say "this way"?

>>388145149
What is he supposed to do about it, try to shoot his teammate?

>>388145448
Oh I spammed that shit.

>>388145487
Grab the rainmaker when his teammate died, someone could've at least tagged along with the guy.

>gain the lead in Rainmaker
>move it closer to our base to attract the other team
>they start painting toward me
>jump off and die
>RAINMAKER RESET!
>they start doubling back, our team kills them on the way to the center
>grab Rainmaker
>repeat

>>388145487
>What is he supposed to do about it
Kill the one guy who managed to take out his entire shit team?

>>388145586
>>388145667
But his entire team was wiped in the webm, how could he grab it?

>>388145746
By being good.

>>388145746
By not getting wiped. This isn't difficult to grasp, dude.

https://twitter.com/kgm00/status/898178725786730496

>>388145893
>>388145841
i bet youd have died and got wiped out along with the retard rm holder also fags

>>388146118
Nope, because I'm not a retard that brings the gameball back to my own endzone.

>>388146118
>i bet youd have died
I wouldn't have been squidbagging close to the rainmaker right at our spawn, so no.

>>388134642
Is on the local play i think

>>388146243
>>388146268
>internet tough guys
i bet ur B rank shitters

Anon, you can stop arguing for the sake of arguing. No (You) this time.

>>388146385
How are we internet tough guys?

>>388138521
>>388139065

I mained Octobrush and Inkbrush since Splat 1.

And Octobrush is a crutch weapon, I used it to cheat and rank up faster

>A rank in TC and SZ
>Decide to FINALLY play Rainmaker
>C-
>make the most of it
>Match starts
>my team pops the shield first
>I grab Rainmaker
>push it to 30
>immediately double back and head back to our spawn point
>team mates freak the fuck out spamming "THIS WAY" and shooting me
>squidbag spamming "BOOYAH"
>enemy team arrives at our base
>toss myself off the map
>RAINMAKER RESET
>enemy team gets picked off trying to go back to mid
>team knows what im doing and start spamming "BOOYAH"
If you're gonna fuck with shitters, make it fun for the whole team

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>behind in rainmaker
>about to make a comeback. only two points remain before we take the lead.
>fight with others so RM can advance and take lead
>guy with rainmaker doesn't advance and stays shooting
>he gets splatted and we lose

another day in rainmaker

>>388146706
Has there been an instance of this going wrong?

>>388134642
It came out Wednesday I'm sorry you don't have irl friends to play it with in the shoal. The floor of grates is going to cause much rage low tide area is my favorite of the three maps

>>388139020
Nintendo really likes to make people wait.

>>388147376
Close but never fucked it up, only did it until Mid-Bs

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>>388123138

>lost 20 games in a row
>top inker/killer every single time

I swear there's an algorithm for putting me on bad teams

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>>388122939
What's the best weapon in this game, and why is it the octobrush?

>>388148392
At least you know your not the problem

>>388148392
>point this out
>anons say that I'm the shitter

>>388148715
>relying on the redditbrush

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>>388148392
>play Turf War
>most terrain covered with the shortest range weapon
>play ranked
>most kills with a charger

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>get ganged up on by three enemy teammates
>realize I haven't seen my team in a while
>check map
>they're all inking spawn and refusing to push

>>388148715
Of course it's the best, because it's a crutch.

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>>388148874
What's it like being a low rank shitter?

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>almost kill their rainmaker
>bucketfaggot gets right in front of you to block your shot and their team kills him and they win
That's enough for me today

>>388148926
I fucking hate this.
Fucking in enemy lines with the rainmaker and my team's slav-sqautting at the spawn.

>get home, long day, decide to play a nice game of salmon run
>it closed this morning

>>388149253
I don't know, you tell me since you can carry so well with that crutch

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>>388149253
yea ok

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>>388148715
>What's the best weapon in this game
N-ZAP '85.
>obliterates cocky rollers, aerosprays, brushes, and buckets
>quick Ink Armor shrugs off chargers and other guns
>covers nice amount of turf and comes with suction bomb for nice tower defense
>slap on something with Run Speed Up and something with Ink Saver (Main)

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>>388149485
Hah, try S+50 faggot
>>388149392
You tell me since you can't even beat a brush with a gun BAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>388149738
>damage controlling this hard

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>>388148392

Every goddamn time.

>>388149738
I can beat them anon, it doesn't change the fact that it's a crutch, faggot.

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>>388149884
>damage controlling this hard
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, OH SHIT I CAN'T TAKE IT BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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>>388149974
>it doesn't change the fact that it's a crutch
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, OH THE AUTISM, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>388149738
>try S+50
>doesn't post proof
switch even has easy screenshot posting
what's your excuse

>>388139736
>pic
good taste

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>>388150263
>He want's proof
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>388150263
>easy
Does it? Is there an option besides having to post to social media?

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>riding the tower in tower control
>overtime
>getting close to winning
>splat someone
>start squidbagging
>fall off the tower

>>388150735
You deserved it you braggart

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>>388150735
>someone squidbagging on tower
>pop them as they come up
Thanks for the audio and visual alert, friend.

>>388150987
I can't help myself

>>388151308
>enemy team has tower
>surprised to see someone on the tower

>>388152606
>not hiding while you're on it, either behind the pole or behind a mine

>>388142987
I'm not going through your moronic argument point by point, cause you don't know what you're talking about, but the autobomb has a smaller blast radius than the splat bomb, and yoh literally said "psuedo slosher with more range and lower ttk". You can call it a critch for people who can't aim, that's fine, but anyone who can aim should never complain about it, cause it has no range and getting flanked is your fault and can be done by any weapon

Has mine been nerfed in Spla2n? I feel like it's easier to dodge now

>>388153925

I've literally never seen in in any mode, weird because it used to be pretty viable for turf war and tower control.

>>388155396
I've seen it once in turf war and dodged it without using squid form. Like, it exploded next to me, but didn't kill me

>>388153925
mines require 3 hits to kill if the enemy has not taken damage, you can set two mines and mines now have the point sensor effect when it goes off. It's more fair than the 1-hit death now.

>>388153925
Its weak as fuck and they can place 2 but not near each other.
The enemy has to be standing directly on it to die from it which is like impossible.

I place them by the thing where you place the rainmaker to slow them down if they are going to get a KO.

I place one on the tower too but they don't do much.

>>388153925
>>388155470
Ink mine? It does 35 damage with a point sensor effect. On rapid blaster that mine damage does enough so you can kill them with one blast direct hit.

>>388155470
They don't kill anymore. 30 damage and a point sensor on you

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>>388150735
You deserve it

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>>388155773
>>388155790

>Fuck-all for damage and a tracer effect.

Well that's useless. If it isn't an insta-kill why not give it something more useful, like an instant burst bomb type of explosion to slow up anyone who steps on it.

>>388153925
>>388156318
You can use Ink Mines as an alarm system, to know when does the enemy crosses certain parts of the map.

>>388156318
>>388156512
works great when you're with someone who has ink storm
>place mines on one side
>ink storm scares players toward that side
>killed by chip damage
>if they aren't, everyone knows where they are