Alright motherfuckers, you're now president of America.
5 determines your party, 0 determines your opposition
Deploy the nukes. Effective immediately.
Gas the kikes
>>388119273
Nuke Mexico
>>388119339
the drugs and guns party (idk what kind of fucking parties you have)
Feminine Dicks
>>388119339
The Spreadsheet Nerds
Because only they are fit to rule the country through moving a bunch of sliders.
>>388119273
Video games
Democracy 3 sucks
>>388119339
cuck party
>>388119339
United Nigger Front
>>388119339
The America First party
Hitler's youth
Green Party
>>388119620
Grats dude, since the current system is taking too long, even numbers win. What's your party, fags?
>>388119273
>Big Mac Index
>>388119339
WE WUZ PRESIDENTZ party (black supremacist)
Israel World Order
The weeb party
The Democratic Movement.
>>388119741
>you can't even type a custom name
you can't be serious
Liberal Party
>>388119339
Green Party
John Cena's fascist movement
>>388119741
Don't even tell me we can't type the name ourselves.
Green Party
Here's the situation
>>388119868
You can though
>>388119273
Wut gaem ye fucken fag.
>>388119741
Greens
>>388119273
Improve those ethnicity and religion percentages bro
If it ain't 100% white, it ain't right
What game?
>>388119978
God damn I forgot the fucking image. What's your priority?
>>388119925
fuck that leftist cunt
Alright, what you want to do first, fags. Evens win.
>>388119982
>>388120043
Democracy 3
>>388120000
Checked.
>>388120056
Education
>>388120056
Health
>>388120056
Increase unemployment
>>388120135
Can you genocide people?
>>388120135
get rid of the minorities
>>388120135
Legalize pedophilia
>create an absolutely fascist police state in the UK
>tax surplus every year
>space programs and sheeeit
>literally everyone happy
>>388120056
Keep health at zero, the weak must perish
>>388120135
Fix Global Warming
>>388120135
Cut crime by relaxing gun laws further, so many assaults could have been prevented if the victim had a rocket launcher.
>>388120135
Increase "Capitalist", decrease "Ethnic Minorities".
Fuck, I forgot to get rid of political capital. Starting over.
>>388120246
>UK
>fascist
>>388120135
remove all taxes
>>388120413
>Flags on every street corner
This. Max settings.
Okay this time, I'm not going to be a faggot and turned off political capital. Evens determines party, odds determines opposition. Remember you can make custom names.
>>388120472
>fascism isn't just another political system
>fascism can only be applied to the Third Reich and Italy
>>388120535
Green Party
>>388119273
Can we please delete this shit? What the fuck does this have to do with video games
>>388120578
My bad I misunderstood. I thought you meant the UK is fascist right now
>>388120535
The smelly weewee party
>>388120535
The Human Hive
Here we have our winners
>>388120606
This IS a video game you dingaling
>>388120737
>the UK isn't a pro-muzzie fascist police state right now
>>388120535
What's this game called ?
This is your situation, you fucks.
>>388120117
Say that to his face faggot not online and see why he's the CHAMP
Wat do? Evens win.
>>388120904
It's a leftist police state, not a fascist one though. If anything its Marxist in nature.
>>388121103
Purge minorities
>>388121103
Raise all taxes.
>>388121142
this
>>388120472
u said fucken wut m8
>>388121103
War against the EU
>>388121142
Can't purge them, but you can do this. Y/N?
>>388121228
Love his speeches. He fires me up
>>388121103
Increase your voterbase with religious sane people.
>>388121263
should be doing that regardless
>>388121263
Of course, that's common sense.
Now nuke Germany so we can go to war with the EU
>>388121263
Do it
>>388121318
Yeah me too and I'm not even yuropean.
>>388121348
>>388121358
>>388121372
How much you want?
>>388121412
This is a video game you mong. Democracy 3. Too bad its shit.
>>388121420
All the way baby!
>>388121420
Maximum profiling.
Lock em up
>>388121506
>>388121513
Badda bing, badda boom
Now that you're profiling the blacks, now what? You can't declare war in this game which sucks dick.
KILL SOCIAL SECURITY
>>388121412
>democracy is not a video game
retard
>>388121659
Capitalism ahoy
>>388121659
I KEEP FORGETTING THE IMAGE FUCK ME
>>388121659
Cut taxes to zero
>>388121770
All taxes gone. Now what? Three more things then we go to the next turn.
>>388121751
get rid of the poor
>>388121898
Kill the unions
>>388121898
REMOVE THE ETERNAL BOURGEOIS
>>388121970
This kills the unions.
BYE BYE HEALTH CARE
Alright. I occurred to me that we should focus on a specific group of people's problems. Who?
>>388121130
>leftist
>shitty thatcher 2.0 in power
>>388122224
private prisons. lock up more darkies
>>388122224
Help the NEETs
>>388122274
Done and done. What next?
>>388122224
Ramp up automation. Time to welcome our new robot overlords
>>388119273
Nuke Israel.
>>388122385
Bring the jobs back
OP was assassinated, RIP