ITT: Games that /v/ just doesn't get

Line puzzles and getting to self fellate about how smart you are for 40 dollars.

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Game is fun, but way too hard for my taste.

Stuck in the Light house with the colored plants. Fuck.

Pirated it, finished it, was fun.

Not sure what there is to get tho.

>>388105847
If you let me walk around a deserted island for several hours, please give me proper movement mechanics.
I don't want to bunny hop from puzzle to puzzle but after the first thousand knee-high obstacles making me take small detours every time it became really tiresome.

But there's nothing to "get" except generic speech about "perspective" and the value of "thinking outside the box".

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>>388106005
they didn't get it

The game is great, better than Myst at least.

There isn't anything to get.
Even the game itself tells you "lol, stop looking for things that don't exist".

>>388105847
The dev is literally laughing at you for buying The Witness anon.
Unless you enjoyed sitting still for 56 real life minutes to finish a single environmental puzzle

>>388107189
b-but

http://store.steampowered.com/app/210970/The_Witness/

>This game respects you as an intelligent player and it treats your time as precious.