Sup /v/ I've been in coma since 2008, what did I miss?

Everyone is a fag now, and the video gaming industry is as evil as it's ever been. Go back to your coma now.

>>388102721
We all stopped playing video games after 2011 skyrim. No point in making new ones after perfection was achieved.

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>coma 9 years since mgs4
are you big boss

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Not much anon, Crysis still looks better than everything on consoles, you can go back to sleep for a couple of years.

>>388102721
/v/ is obsessed with politics and other non video game shit

/pol/ broke containment.

>>388102721
Stay away from mute chicks
Don't let niggers in your house

Should keep your relatively safe

>>388102721
Tortanic, now everyone wants games to fail.

>>388102721
not much

>>388102991
Could have just said nothing has changed. Of course you'd know that if you weren't a newfag.

>>388102721
if only you knew how bad things really are

Duke Nukem Forever was released anon, and it was the best game ever.

>>388102721
play GTA V and go back to the coma, nothing good you're missing

>>388103178
Yeah we all remember /v/'s love of John McCain...

>>388103178
Well I'd at least give you the "non video game shit" part for sure.

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We scream about race and gender now because we blame people who scream about race and gender

Michael Jackson died

>>388102721
Go back to coma.

>>388102721
Hello, and may I be one of the first to welcome you back! I hope you had a good nap hehe xD.

There are a few important things you should know since you've last been here:
This is a REDDIT board now. Don't like it? There's the highway, LOL
Games are no longer about fun, it's very important that developers only create games with positive political messages. It's also extremely important that you only support games with female protagonists who are not white cis SCUM!
Lastly, if you are EVER harassed online I'm sorry to say that a new terrorist organization, ISIS, has created an online subgate that refers to themselves as "gamergate." These pieces of shit have raped and murdered hundreds of millions of gamer girls only because they're girls. It's DISGUSTING.

I know this is a lot to process but I'm sure you'll get up to speed faster than you can say "Gamers are all pieces of shit that deserve to be brutally murdered except for me and people I deem worthy of staying alive because I'm objectively superior to everyone else that are pieces of shit for thinking they are superior."

Happy gaming!

Hitler's missing grandson has returned to bring peace to the world

>>388102721
youre still in a coma?

>>388102721
mgs5 was a catastrophic failure

PS3 got some games.

With the release of the all-powerful
PS4 PCs have become obsolete.

>>388104013
What's a PS4 PC?

>>388102721
you missed the chance to die and be free of /v/

>>388104094
I never know when to use commas in English

>>388104285
It's ok, neither do native speakers.
Punctuation is a bitch.

did you actually? can you tell us about it?

>>388104013
You spelt Xbox 1 x wrong Haha

>>388102721
You missed the lion's share of the downfall of vidya, probably for the best though since it's less painful that way.

>>388102721
Sonic has been shit this entire time and just finally had a good game released again just last week. Capcom stopped making Mega Man games in 2010 and only ever bring him up to piss on him. Nintendo decided to try advertising Fire Emblem for once and its popularity exploded, it now seems to be treated as one of Nintendo's most valued IPs outside of the big three. Pokemon is now known to the general population as "Pokemon GO". The Cubs won the World Series last year.

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>>388102721
You've woken up into a nightmare.

>>388102721
Dont bother asking /v/ its a second reddit now.

Imagine being asleep for 9 years and waking up expecting to see some awesome super cool sci-fi tier video games

and instead you get streamer bait releases, half-finished games, people begging on patreon, meme-tier VR headsets, mobile P2W games, MOBAs, and cash shops