Prostate yourself before Alexander the Great, Basileus of Macedon,

>>388097195
I wonder why they decide to design Alexander after Jersey Shore casts.

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>>388097348
there's a lack of hair gel in his design

>prostate

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>>388097710
here's a handy guide if you need some pointers on how

>>388097893
It's prostRate, not prostate you stupid fuck

>>388097893
its prostrate, not prostate, unless you plan on spreading your cheeks for Alexnader the Great. Careful he's Greek

>>388097710
I'm sure Alexangay was very knowledgeable about his prostate.

>>388097195
Manlets, will they ever learn...

>>388097195
> tfw the last time his mother saw him was when he left for war at the age of 16

>>388097195
Sorry, who are you again?

>>388097195
Not bad, pretty gud. Still waiting for civ6 to become good before I buy tho.

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>>388098297

>>388098297
Damn those were men.
I wish I was in Alexander's army.

What gaem?

>>388097195
>prostate
what did he mean by this?

>>388098297
>>388098429
Don't feel so bad, the woman was insane and was most likely involved in the murder of Philip II and Alexander's brothers.
>>388098447
He says when history tells us that Alexander's men where sick and tired of war and wanted to return home to their families.

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>>388098023
>Greek

>>388098297
>>388098429
>>388098447
>>388098692
Oh yeah I forgot to mention, there also might have been a chance that Alexander was in love with his mother

>>388098692
I would have probably died a honorable death long before he reached India.

>>388098936
Nice.

>>388098936
Her mother was played by Angelina Jolie in his movie, that is to be expected.

>>388097893
you're an idiot

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>>388098936
Who wouldn't

>>388099095
The movie suggests a sexual relationship, a big difference from being in love with your mother.

>>388097195
Looks like Rob Schneider

>>388099152
I meant if I was a prince in the times when incest was more or less a daily occurrence and had hot as hell mother I'd fuck her without hesitation as soon as I know about sex.

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>>388098023
>>388099108
>too stupid to live

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>>388098712
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pella

>>388099341
You never heard of Oedipus have you? Because the incest line is drawn at parents.

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I love Alexander's characterization in CIV VI

>>388099763
ya he's pretty hot

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Why does he look like he's about to laugh his ass off. It makes giggle when i look at him.

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What did she mean by this?

>>388099763
>muffled shooting stars starts playing in the distance

>>388098712
Top kek
Slavs take Macedonians land thinking entitled to greeces history

>>388099763
Looks like Sean penn in fast times

>>388097710
Yeah, they should have used genuflect. After all he popularized it.

>>388097195
>>388097530

Quick rundown?

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>>388101197
She wants to get BLEACHED/COLONIZED.

>>388101806
>Sees peasants
>rummages peasants for prostates
>proceeds to fuck dicks
>wants to go home for milky

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get out of my sunlight dickhead

>>388097195
He looks straight outta Summertime Saga.

>>388101836
But anon, greeks are and were white

>>388101836
you can't colonize/bleach greeks

>>388101893
>that modern cuirass
I fucking love it when medieval/renaissance artists went full anachronism, I wish we did it more too

>>388101893
is diogenes living in a fucking sewer pipe?

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>>388102271
>>388102328
Wasn't she part Greek, part something else?

Anyway, in the game they clearly went with something not quite Greek.

Did you know at one point they went with WE WUZ KANGZ edition of Cleopatra?
>pic

>alexander
>not being a ruddy ginger

WE

>>388102531
Wine jar

>>388102638
she was a slav

>>388101893
Diogenes was the /v/ of his time

>>388102638
Not just part. She was entirely greek. The Ptolemy dynasty was descended from one of Alexander's general and not only did they not marry non-greeks, they were quite incestuous too.

>>388102784
She was 100% pure blooded young yamato jap. This is canon.

>>388102638
Yes part Greek part Egyptian
Father was a descendant of one of alexanders generals mother isn't really known but mos likely some royal relation from Egypt

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>>388101836
she's white though, she's egyptian as a nationality/culture but her family is Macedonian

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>>388097195
I had no idea roids were already available in ancient greece

>>388104384
Gilgamesh killed Taurus with his hands.

>>388104384
Cleopatra want milky?

Egypt is the best faction

>>388102638
Isn't that her from CivRev?

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>>388101197
>you want to fuck me?
>with that tiny little thing?

>>388107094
>>388101197
>that difference in size and framerate
>file size is 2MB to 2.6MB
how come gifs haven't been outlawed yet?

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>>388107094
god

>>388101197
fucking tumlr gifs mane

Gorgo is best civ fight me

see
what yall nigga dont be remembrin was
we wuz ALWAYS
KINGS and QUEENS
dont be tryna act da goat jus' cuz yall on the internuts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeiFF0gvqcc

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>>388107851
>when she sees you're not a dicklet

>>388108650
>ywn present her with octavian's head

Why the fuck isn't there a proper mobile version of Civ? Its design is fucking perfect for something like that, single or multiplayer

>>388109185
>playing a 10+ hours match
>on a cell phone
I really don't think it'll work senpai

>>388098712
Macedon was in the region of Greece, there was literally never a "Kingdom of Greece" in the ancient world, the region itself was referred to as Greece and the states within it were all considered Greek despite being divided and at war with each other fairly often.

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>>388108876
>when you tell her you're not into pegging

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>>388108650
SNIVELRY

>>388109961
>>>/lgbt/

>>388110264
I am confused by this post, are you telling me that Cleopatra is a tranny?

>>388109961
>Not being into pegging
lol what a fag

>>388109961
>>388110345
>>388110536
gay

>>388110692
you know what's gayer?

fucking girls, faggot

>>388098936
Mommy

>>388110692
>tell her you're not into pegging
>she's mad
>I'm the gay one

????????

care to explain your "logic"? also:
>sex with 1 man and 1 woman
>gay
call it degeneracy or whatever, but that's not homosexual

>>388097195
NOTICE ME, ALEXANDER SENPAI.

DECLARE WAR ON ME.

SISSY JOHNNY NEEDS PRODUCTION BONUSES TO PRODUCE MORE PHALLIC-LIKE WONDERS.

NOTICE ME SENPAI.

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>>388110951
Forgot image of the cuck. Sorry.

>>388104384

I just want them to put in a Gilgamesh like he is in Fate/Zero as a joke once. A blonde, red eyed bishonen.

>>388110692
I'll fuck you in the mouth for being such a little bitch, who's the faggot now?

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>>388110951
Isnt he OP as fuck with those retarded bonuses? Just declare war all the time and keep that bonus rolling forever

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>>388110743
>pic related is you

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>>388111478

>>388109961
I want to be her personal guard that she playfully flirts with much to my embarrassment and her amusement and arousal.

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My king is better than your king.

nothing can ever top Queen Catherine.

>>388112170
except a horse

>>388098712
t. Ivan Ivanov Ivanovich

>>388112247
Stop this meme.

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>>388097195
You're not Alexander!

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>>388109972
PULLOED

>>388112298
>Alexandr Alexandrovich Alexandrov
FTFY

>>388112369
Sorry, I don't believe it either.

But you tee'd it up for me and I knocked it right out of the park.

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>>388097195

>Prostate

>>388098936
The movie made that up. There's nothing in the sources that say or even imply it, Oliver Stone just inserted oedipal themes cause he was circle-jerking a bunch of different Greek myths into the plot.

>>388104384
>Gilgamesh.webm
Wasn't he a fictional demigod?

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I'd prostate myself over this Alexander

>>388113162
The Epic of Gilgamesh is mythological, but records indicate that Gilgamesh himself was a real Mesopotamian king.

>>388111879
>muh city states
>muh forbidden palace
>muh world congress
fuck off

>>388112448
I'm brutal and ruthless!

>>388109432
But there isn't anything that MUST be reacted to immediately. It's perfect to slam out 3-5 turns waiting in line or on the shitter

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>>388115195
there's more
>tiny shit screen
>have to scroll around the world
>can't see shit because tiny-ass screen
>press something
>oops pressed the wrong thing, shit, let me correct that

just imagine how much the game would have to be dumbed down, also they don't make games for the top-end cell phones, I wonder if the shittier cell phones can even handle all the AI stuff

>>388109972
So which console was Pompey?

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>tfw no Jadwiga waifu

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>>388115592
>are you into pegging, Emperor Anon?
>[X]Yes
>[ ]No
>ah, I'm glad!

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>>388101893

>>388104384
>there's a barafag working in Firaxis

>>388117816
it's a mod I think, the original is more clothed... but then again, he did model all that under the clothes, I guess

>>388102531
Giant wine barrel.

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>>388097195
Get out of my sunlight.

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>>388117071
>being a gay emperor
t. Elagabalus

>>388118904
I'm pretty sure Jadwiga was female, do you have proof of otherwise?

or did you mean to quote OP, who has Alexander talking about prostates?

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>>388119187
I meant the part where you answered yes to the question if you like pegging. Doesn't matter if she's a female, you still like getting phallus shaped objects in your ass unless pegging has another meaning.

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>>388119323
look for another word then, because you said that it's intercourse between two people of the same sex

also, I like to make jokes of every fetish, don't take everything so serious, you cunt

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>>388119504
I'll take serious what i want, you are not my dad.