Do you put spiders in your headset to make you play better?

I don't put them there. They're just always there when I need them. You can't just press gang spiders into helping you at vidya; they need to volunteer.

>>388092067

HAHAA OMG SPIDERS ARE SO GRRRROOSSSSS xxxxxDDD

>>388093560
>butthurt spiderlet

>>388092067
Another reason to use in-ear.

>>388092067
All the time, bros. XD

please post spider bro memes

>>388093659
There is no reason to use in-ear headbuds fucking normie

>>388093768
Some people feel compelled to gape their ear canals the same way they gape their gay assholes.

>>388093768
Sometimes when it's too hot I like using in ear at least until the air conditioning fully kicks in

>>388093659
>>388093851
how to inearlets put spiders in? or do they just play without the natural advantage?

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>>388093829
That was kind of funny, take this asuka

I don't think a spider could get into my headphones.

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Are people really scared of spiders? They are fucking adorable.
Pic related, own 3 of these guys.

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>>388094117
That's a good Asuka, here's an Asuka

>>388094478
Beetles are adorable but I wouldn't ley the get mear my ears tho.

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>>388094478
Most people can't be bothered to tell the difference between dangerously venomous spiders and harmless helpful spiders; so they kill all of them just in case.

>>388092067
>he doesn't have a helpful spider bro that whispers vidya tips in his ear while he plays
misin out brah

>>388094478
I had a "pet" black widow under my trailer's stairs. I'd go out to smoke each night, pluck up little bugs and toss them into her web. One day, her web was covered with dust or something. Upon closer inspection, it was about a billion baby spiders. I got the WD40 and lighter and torched the whole nest. Spiders are treacherous friends.

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>>388094478

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>>388094678
How dare you kill all of those potentially lethal innocent creatures!

>>388093767
Im still waiting...

>>388094630
> get into the zone
>spiderbro starts humming inspirational music to aid you

>>388094590
I kill them because they look like space aliens, I don't give a fuck whether its poisonous or not. And also, house spiders serve no purpose besides making webs everywhere for you to clean unless you live in some shithole of a house crawling with bugs. It's the outdoor spiders that actually serve a useful existence, dumb spiderfag.

>>388095179
>get a kill streak
>spider starts rocking out on 3 guitars simultaneously

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>>388092067
play at 100% peak performance because I know ear spider will attack me if I do not.
when I end up at the top of a leaderboard he caresses my lobe with his spinnerettes.
this makes me nuttt super hard

>Put headset on
>Incredible piercing pain in ear
>There was a fucking scorpion in there

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>>388092067

Spiders are for losers, Chads use scorpions.

How does putting insect in headphone make you play better?

how do we get streamers to start putting spiders in their headphones

>>388095449
Memes my friend!

>>388095449
they whisper god-tier strategies to you. also, they give you little tickles for a job well done.

>>388095457
Money talks. Get a low-level streamer to do it and pay them a lot for it. Make it become a trend and eventually they'll all do it.

>>388095449
Spider bites activate a rush of adrenaline in the victim, with more pronounced effects being seen the closer the bite is to the brain. This offers a huge advantage in online games.

>>388092067
no but I put hornets in there

>>388095449
The intense sensation of it crawling closer and closer into your ear canal activates a primal fight or flight response and makes you play like your life depends on it.

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>2017
>not moving up to putting mind control slugs in your headset

lol enjoy being inferior, faggits

>>388095730
Slugs are by design slovenly and meandering. They offer no beneficial attributes for gaming; only relaxation.

>not putting a bullet ant in your pants while playing games

>>388095730
go back to /mu/ you hippie dippie loser
>>388095780

>>388093659
>>388094102
Biggest problem with IEMs is poor airflow.
In-ears generally have a smaller MSC (Maximum Spider Circumference) and MSV (Maximum Spider Volume) so they have to rely on inserting smaller spiders into available hollow areas of their IEMs.
While this may sound bad on the surface the rather small Salticidae family of spiders contains some pretty smart spiders, especially the Portia Spiders which actively hunt other spiders so they can work to neutralize the perceived advantage of larger ear cushion sized spiders.
Truly the only ones without such an advantage or those with IEMs molded to their ear canals who have to rely on direct spider insertion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gOiujoR-5o

>>388095309
How did you not die then, venom that close to the brain is instakill

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>>388094489
>cartoon asukas
nope, have a real one

>>388094102
You put spiders in the speaker for ear tickleage ability without running the risk of losing said spider in your ear.

>>388096028
If only

>>388095896
I enjoyed reading this post, very informative.

>>388094590
I don't kill them because they might be venomous, I kill them because these fucking niggers leave webs I have to clean.
Either cork that abdomen or die.

>>388092067
Why the fuck would I put them there? It would hurt my spiders, I'd rather just let them walk where they want, eat the neighbors dog maybe and occasionally ejaculate on it when I feel lonely

>>388096270
Jumping spiders don't leave webs.
They capture all their prey by hopping on them.
They're really small (like maybe 3 mm), have a pretty square "head" iirc and have 4 prominently visible eyes.
They look like this motherfucker >>388094478

>>388096714
I don't have jumping spiders, I have those spindly long leg ones.
Occasionally there are a few larger ones too.

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>>388092067
no, i put them on my potted plants so they can take insects i hate

*puts dubstep on max volume*
Heh... Nothing personnel spidey "bro"

>there are still people who don't let spiders live in their room to kill pests

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The biggest house spider I've ever encountered scuttled out from under my desk the other day. Fucker was about the size of a pringles cap. I could have killed it on the spot, but I went looking for something to catch it with and it disappeared by the time I got back. Please like and subscribe.

>>388097656
>implying spiders aren't pests

shit meme

>>388096113
disgusting

There is a spider inside my car's right side view mirror, I believe.

He comes out at night and puts his fucking webs all over the fucking mirror for me to clean it off and I can't get him out of there