this looks fun as fuck I love Monopoly

>>388088936
Me to, but I'm a lonely fuck who has no nearby friends, does it have online play.

>>388088936
Why the fuck would you waste money on this when you could just play the real monopoly? Its a waste of electricity

>>388089185
>graphics from literally the 1930s vs modern graphics
Gee Anon real conundrum there huh?

>>388089185
Most of us dont own the real board games grandpa.
This one looks better too.

>>388089039
>Challenge yourself online

>Find other players online and challenge them in quick matches, or in customized sessions choosing your way to play! Try to get at the top of the leaderboard and be the one to own it all!

https://www.ubisoft.com/en-us/game/monopoly-switch/

>>388089323
Cool, but is there such a thing as a quick monopoly match?

>>388088936
Real talk, can you even finish a game of Monopoly on one charge of the Switch's battery?

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>the state of Nintenrabies

>>388089429
Are you ever going to stop this meme?

>>388089259
>graphics
>doesn't mention game is literally cardboard

>>388089517
Haha! XD my frog-posting friend!

>>388089531
I'm not hearing a 'yes.'

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Hah, I remember playing Monopoly on the PSP when I was like 16 in class. You had to pass it around, still fun.

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>>388089517
Whats wrong with it frogposter?
Some of us get outside. Unlike most people here on /v/.

release date is Nov 9

>>388089312
They still sell monopoly and no doubt you can get a version for the price of this game.
If you don't get to handle the hotels/money then you're missing out on the full experience

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BGO > Monopoly

>>388089424
probably some special goals or something

I'd buy Risk if they'd make it. Played the shit out of it on PS1.

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>used to play the shit out of pic related
>learned all the ai's quirks and how to abuse them
>still have a lot of the dialogue and stiff phrasing stuck in my head
Everyone shits on monopoly but I still really enjoy it

>tfw played DS Monopoly for hours with CPUs
>tfw still play it every now and then

>>388090213
(You)

>>388090213

Found the autust

This is a port of a five year old Ubisoft Monopoly game. I own a switch but come on, being on Switch does not immediately make something worth buying. It'll probably be full price as well. You're starting to look desperate.

>>388089185
Maybe because there's always some retard that doesn't know how to play which keeps the game going for fucking hours because you either have to put up with it or teach them along the way

This looks awful.

>>388090213
>getting games means you are starved
>he says while his fifabox hasn't seen a single new IP since early April

>>388090424
and that changes with the switch how exactly?

>>388090345
>being on Switch does not immediately make something worth buying.
It kind of does. The portability aspect and joycons bumps up the worth a lot especially for multiplayer games.

>>388090605
I understand when it comes to most games, I never considered buying Overcooked til it came to the Switch for instance. But fuck me dude, it's Monopoly.

>>388090572
Are you retarded? The major problem is that those idiot kept money in circulation because they didn't know how to play.
With a video game they have to abide by the real rules which ensures quick games.

>>388090440
When was the last new Nintendo IP? Splatoon? You should be careful with your deflection.

>>388090693
>But fuck me dude, it's Monopoly.
Yeah?
Carrying a Switch is still less cumbersome than carrying the boardgame itself.

>no PC version

The absolute state of PCfriends: eternally BTFO

>>388090742
You might want to take your own advice there seeing as Nintendo has had new IPs more recently than Sony at the moment.

>>388090693
I've seen people play uno and poker on an iphone

>>388090742
ARMS you fucking stupid faggot

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>>388090802
But on the downside: You're carrying around a Switch.

>>388088936
You have no idea how heretic this is.
You see, since 1880, nintendo and Milton Bradley went on a full on war on pretty much anything but board games.
plastic cards, toys, video games, EVERYTHING.
One lockstepped the other and copied each other until sadly the crash of the video games killed MB and they turned into a lifeless husk of a mattel brand.
If MB was still alive, we probably would be playing holograms now.

>>388089517
>Posting the nazi frog

>>388091292
As opposed to carrying around a cardboard box with one game inside?

>>388089185
Real boardgames require that thing called friends

>>388091298
>If MB was still alive, we probably would be playing holograms now
We'd probably be worse off.

Monopoly is possibly one of the shittiest, least fun board games in existence. How can people like it?

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>fun as fuck
>fun as fuck
>fun as fuck
why do they always say that? in almost every single shill thread they have to tell that the game is FUN AS FUCK specifically, It's almost the calling card of a shill.

>>388091410
Who on earth carries around board games? Any self-respecting household has a dusty stack of them under the stairs.

>>388091564
Too gimmicky for your tastes?

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>>388088936
>playing with a group of people on a tiny screen

>>388090424
how fucking long could it take to teach monopoly

>>388091580
fun is a buzzword

>>388091646
Eh gimmicks are the spice of a system in my opinion but MB couldn't really into vidya which is why no one remembers the Omni

Call me when they put Stratego on Switch.

>>388091794
They did better with the microvision, But Vectrex kinda killed em.

>>388090693
>But fuck me dude, it's Monopoly.
and I LOVE IT

>>388088936
How desperate is the videogame industry to hype up Monopoly in 2017?

>>388091992
how desperate are you to shitpost on an image board 24/7?

you're wasting your life here, dude

Real life Monopoly:
>play as long as you want
>costs around 20 bucks
>infinte frames per second
>almost infinite resolution if played on an electron microscope
>10/10 controls, your body is the controller

Monopoly on the Switch:
>play for 3h at max and then you have to charge the Switch
>probably costs around 60 bucks
>30fps
>720p
>awkward Switch controller
>your friends can't see the game since the screen is too small
>your friends will hate you because you are a nerd who wants to play Monopoly on a shitty console

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>>388088936
is there a chance that we get this board on the game?

>>388091580
Maybe it's actually fun as fuck? When was the last time you had fun with a game anon?

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>>388092407
and this one

>>388092185
>10/10 controls
> your body is the controller
pick one

>>388088936
hahahahahahah holy fuck if you're excited for the world's most boring board game you just might be a switch owner

>>388092185
>>play as long as you want
>Playing with shitty fucking house rules that make the game unnecessarily long

>>388088936
/tg/ here, you're a fuckin pleb of the highest caliber if you think there's any fun to be had with monopoly. That's like someone saying their favorite videogame is pitfall.

>>388090440
damn bro u got me, I'm so salty I can't play FUCKING MONOPOLY with my grandma on my ps4

>>388092078
>you're wasting your life here, dude

not just here, man not just here.

>>388092185
Real life
>no one knows how to play so they use house rules
>goes on for too long and game never finishes
>friends think your weird for suggesting boardgames in 2017

Switch
>play the game as intended no extended games
>not much more expensive than the board game
>ability to switch to another game on the fly when everyone realises monopoly sucks

>>388088936
you're an asshole if you make your friends play this shit with you

>>388092639
I know, I can se that.

>>388092780
good thing there's a mobile version that anyone can download and play with friends for free

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>>388089259
Kek/10

>>388092824
But not on PS4! Keep crying

>>388092862
dude ps4 has BOGGLE
BTFO

>>388090345
>being on Switch does not immediately make something worth buying
it does when it has local multiplayer you have multiple interested friends.

Switch fags are already becoming more cancerous than Wii U fans. What the fuck happened?

>>388092185
It's probably 60 fps.
Since the Wii Sports, companies do 60 fps for casual games because the casuals seem to enjoy it.

>>388088936
do people actually like monopoly
it takes like five hours to play, the winner is decided in the first hour, and is pretty fucking boring throughout

>>388093078
I sure as hell don't

can you cheat? no? then its not monopoly

>>388093078
>five hours
Stop playing with house rules you retard

>>388088936
holy fuck I'm so hype, finally validated buying a switch. u guys think we'll get candy land too?

>>388092751
I realize you're an advertiser, but you're barking up the wrong tree. 4chan actually is home to mostly NEETs.

>no one knows how to play so they use house rules
Why do you keep pushing this retarded line? Any fucking five-year-old can pick up Monopoly's rules in minutes.

>>388093684
>i-It's an advertiser if I'm not right...
Then again you're not wrong about the whole NEET thing otherwise you would know that house rules are the single biggest reason why monopoly is shit.

>>388093684
>4chan actually is home to mostly NEETs.
no just nintendo threads u fuckin homo lol

>>388093830
I actually enjoy using Free Parking as a money collecting space. Go fuck yourself, advertiser.

>People complaining Monopoly matches are too long.

Without house rules and if you follow all the rules properly, they're REALLY fucking short. Anything the player doesn't outright buy has to go to auction, which means properties move regardless of how much or how little money players have. That makes getting the monopolies set up and bankruptcy go much, MUCH faster.

No free parking windfalls either.

It's a shitty game though, it's basically all luck.

>>388094206
>Without house rules
Which is the thing people are bringing up in regards to the length.

I WANT RISK

I WANT IT NOW

>>388094206
>It's a shitty game though, it's basically all luck.
That's why this game is a bad idea. And they should feel bad. Give chess or something.

>>388092185
0/10 bait

>so desperate for games they turn board games into video games

FUCKING NINTENYEAROLDS

Mfw you can play this game spending 4$ in steam or in a thrift shoo or just play for free on snes version

>>388088936
I have a Switch but I don't have friends, so I'm missing out on a lot of fun.

>>388088936
>buy all houses
>never upgrade
>win

garbage game.

There were tons of actually good table top games they could've done instead

>>388088936
Wouldn't this Block the air intakes and lead to the console overheating?

>>388091565
Convoluted trades and house rules make it decent fun

>>388088936
monopoly is one of my favorite games, but I fucking hate faggots that buy shit and refuse to trade. it becomes a game of everyone owning 1-2 properties, paying each other each time someone lands on their spot with no hotels, which ends up becoming a 5 hour long game to see which player bleeds out first.

it should have a property tax that must be paid each time you pass go. the more property you own, the higher the tax. this would encourage players to give up property they don't care about, since they'll likely be losing money with each go around.

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>>388095454
Everyone is guilty of turning board games into video games.
But still, I don't think OP should buy a switch just for Monopoly.

>>388095850
it has online

>>388093284
>stop playing the game the way it was officially meant to be played
???

>>388096521
None of my online friends own a Switch

Reminder that the yellow properties are the key to success in almost every Monopoly game

>>388096490
I know. I'm just baiting. ;)

>>388096604
that is the point. you can play with other people

>>388096920
How would that be fun? Would be like playing with people who have bags over their heads and are forbidden to talk to me in any way

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>>388089517
dude le praise kek! xd d d

>monopoly is fun

literally shit tier boardgame

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>tfw I haven't played a board game in over a decade
So lonely.

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>>388095454
There's nothing wrong with digital versions of board games if they're cheaper than the physical version and speed the game up by counting everything for you. Monopoly is a shitty game though, and it'll be more expensive than the physical version.

>>388091069
>PCbros
Isn't there a /r6g/ you should be shitposting on?

>>388097242
kys

>>388097719
you first

maggot

>>388097719
i'm pretty sure most game groups kick out retards that bring monopoly to a game night

so kys

>>388094206
It also helps if people know about only buying houses and never hotels so no one else can build.

why can't they port good board games

>>388098343
Which are some good board games with digital versions or digital-only board games?

>>388088936
i love monopoly too, but i play it as a board game, not like that

what's the point in playing it on a computer or a console with friends? i'll just play the board game

>>388098435
Tabletop Simulator has a lot of great licensed games as dlc.

>>388092185
>YUHR BOHDI IS DA CONTWORRUR
thanks konami san

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nintenbabies need to defend fucking monopoly becasue their console has literallly no games

>>388090025
GREEDY GRANNY

PAY THIS AMOUNT

>>388088936
Raise your standards for board games, anon.

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How does Nintendo keep getting away with this shit?

>>388096183
You're correct, the game is fundamentally flawed. Fortunately, generations of designers have created games that get to the same good feels without the bad designs.