Candlekeep. Home.
>>388081467
Least it was till I put my foot in it, by jove
least it wuz before i phucked everythang up
>>388081598
aw shit bhaalspawn, fucking divine post
>>388081467
You're a queer fellow!
Hi friend.
Hey, I'm Noober, nice place huh?
HEYA
So, killed any monsters yet?
But why was it Melf's acid arrow?
Ever been to Baldur's Gate? I've been to Baldur's Gate.
Ugh, I think I stepped in something.
Everyone in town used to throw rocks at me and tell me I was annoying.
What time is it?
I haven't had a conversation this long, well...ever!
What's that big weapon for?
Those colours look pretty stoopid on you...
I once knew this guy named Anon. He threw rocks at me too. Are you gonna throw rocks at me?
What about now?
>>388082996
>20 minutes/posts later...
Ahf' yog hai?
>>388083323
>outlines
MY 'OTEL'S AS CLEAN AS AN ELVEN ARSE
Gee, you sure are patient. I've ran out of things to say.
>>388083438
Wait, I thought he said "old girl". Was I hearing it wrong all these years?
>>388083323
Just gimme my +2 bullets already and get out.
>>388083438
>Game never goes into detail about how clean an elven arse actually is
>Can't inspect Jaheira and Aerie with detailed text descriptions
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MODDERS LET ME DOWN
GRRRRREEETINGS, MERCENARIES
*I* AM SILKE.
THESPIAN, EXTRAOORDINAIRE.
*charms your character*
>>388083627
*Sets Minsc to full retard mode and keeps the rest of the party back*
>>388083627
I always dealt quick with them
You're traveling with your charge and this gnoll comes up and slaps your witch's ass. What do you do?
>>388083627
I want to FUCK a sirine!
>>388083573
Although while I'm here and thinking about Jaheira's ass, let the record show that her BG2 portrait is fucking trash and she should have her BG1 portrait. Thank you.
So then I kicked 'im in the head till he was dead, nyahaha!
So then I kicked 'im in the head till he was dead, nyahaha!
So then I kicked 'im in the head till he was dead, nyahaha!
So then I kicked 'im in the head till he was dead, nyahaha!
>>388083627
hrrrr meeee neeeee meeee
>>388083662
Spend weeks looking for some adventurers to help me as she becomes more dog-cum than woman.
>>388083804
I
WILL
CRUSH
>>388083862
YOU MESS WITH ME, YOU MESS WITH YOUM
Fuck man I'm going to replay this shit after I beat witcher 3 and I'm finally going to beat it
>>388083845
absolutely NOTHING of interest
>>388084185
can Korax help? me will be good boy, me promise. me will help you with anything you need
>>388081598
Sublime post.
>>388083754
>let the record show that her BG2 portrait is fucking trash and she should have her BG1 portrait.
I agree.
NATURE TAKES THE LIFE SHE GAVE
>>388084332
He is great against the basilisks and they gave a million exp
rip korax, you were a good boy
>>388083754
Almost all the BG2 female portraits were trash. Viconia doesn't count since they gave up trying to draw freehand and just traced porn instead.
>>388084349
Sup fellow omnipresent authority figure
>>388084451
if he survived long enough he actually turned out to be a not so good boi.
>>388083323
Turn off the outlines it looks terrible
>>388084524
a ghoul's gotta eat, man
>>388084349
she can take deez nuts lmao
t h e b a a a r s
THEY BEND AND TWIST WITH MY BEZERKER STRENGTH
Why was Irenicus such a little bitch?
>>388084669
>used the 'piss off' options on him
>actually thought he was gonna start fighting my character right then and there
>>388084761
I cannot be caged. I cannot be controlled.
BETTER PART OF VALORBETTER PART OF VALOR
>>388084909
Understand this as you die, ever pathetic ever fools.
Nostalgia overload, you fucks
Was Xzar a caster Lenny from Of Mice and Men all along?
>>388086205
Naw, nigga was nuclear bomb guy from WW2
You have been waylaid by enemies, and must defend yourself
>>388084498
True, but some of them don't bother me much. Minsc and Imoen were alright slightly older and more weathered looking, wasn't wild about Edwin, and then you get shit like Jaheira which is just god-awful.
>>388086486
>"You must gather your party before venturing forth."
>>388087004
oh dear lord please have mercy
>>388086205
is that a new vegas filter or something?
One of these days I'm gonna do full playthrough of BG Trilogy from start to finish with one character using every bug-fixing, QoL and difficulty enchancing mod there are (without breaking the game to the point it's constant CTD).
I think i tried doing it twice (once with full party and second time with F/T/M run) and both of the times I stopped at Sendai's Enclave.
One of these days im gonna finish that epic journey and weep. One of these days...
>>388087492
>I stopped at Sendai's Enclave.
ToB needs a lot of mod love to make more tolerable and less about killing waves of faggots.
>>388087579
I'm inclined to think that BG loses its momentum in ToB. I have no trouble with replaying BG1 and BG2 as I'm getting immersed into them pretty easily but ToB is just... Not what I've played until that moment.
>>388087579
>>388087761
yup
had a blast doing a 3 man playthrough with 2 buddies of mine, each of us their own character. But we quit in ToB because shit just became tedious and we were way, way overleveled anyways.
Man, this thread makes me want to play BG again. Should I get enhanced editions?
>>388088037
You could if you have no problem with Beamdog and their half-assed release of the game.
If I remember correctly, the "must-have" mods are mostly made compatible with EE so there's less tedium to be had while adjusting the installation to your needs.
>>388088152
Does Ascension mod work with BG2: EE?
>>388083438
>>388083517
I always thought he said 'Clean as an open arse' which always confused me
>>388088305
Quick google-fu says it does work with EE.
I recommend using Big World Project/Setup to install mods - it does most of the shit automatically and warns you about compatibility issues.
>>388088152
>their half-assed release of the game.
What happened?
>>388081684
>Necromancer tours worldwide with an army of skellys playing black metal xylophone on their ribs
Why is DnD the pinnacle of all rpg?
>>388089151
Besides adding support for greater resolutions, some QoL adjustments and their own fan-fictions?
Nothing else.
>>388089151
Oh, some bugs that shouldn't ever have made it into a released version of the games, mobs would despawn if you saved on a map then loaded the save.
>>388088902
Thanks for info. Might get these, but will stay away from that Beamdog original content like Siege of Dragonspear.
>>388089351
You will not miss anything except maybe one of the worst villains in rpgs
I guess it's time to reinstall this while I wait for Pathfinder: Kingmaker