Officially, Splatoon 2 is a Million seller

>one eighth the sales of PUBG, broken garbage flavor of the month
why do nintenbros hype up these dead on arrival games?

Wow one entire million. Amazing.

>>388070268
Only manchildren have switches, on the other hand every children has a PC. Do the math.

>>388071542
>every children has a PC.
Do the English.

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I want to genocide salmon!

>>388070195
Huh? I assumed it broke million several weeks ago

>>388072719
In Japan. It should be at 1.5 million or more worldwide.

>>388070195
>Nintendo also mentioned that players have participated in over 400 million online battles.
Heh, pretty pointless but neat statistic.

>Hey guys! The new season of My Little Pony on DVD sold over a million copies XDXD

Literally the same news. You manchildren fucking disgust me.

judging from the pre order numbers people posted here i expected to reach a million the first day in japan alone

is it underperforming or are the sale numbers not out yet?

Part of me wonders if there's even a million switches sold in Japan. I mean they're still lining up for raffles so they can win the right to buy one.

>>388074286
That would be impossible, there were barely a million Switches in Japan when the game came out.

>>388074175
How is your day, anon?

>>388074286
Very few games can sell 1 million copies in Japan anymore. Final Fantasy XV bately crawled its way to 1 million over there. Splatoon selling that much over a short period of time in that region alone is a big success.

>>388074967
*barely

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>mfw /v/ told me it would only get 300k lifetime sales
>mfw I told /v/ Splatoon 2 was going to be a huge success and they couldn't do anything about it

You niggers can really be dumb sometimes.

>>388074913
Pretty good. Hung out with my bro, shared my vacation trips with my friends, and now I'm watching Forensic Files with my gf. How was yours?

>>388070268

>comparing normie tier early access meme survival game that can played on a toaster with youtuber shilling with squid kid simulator 2.0 on a console that is currently unable to be bought sight on seen

Almonds. Activated.

A million sales? For this?

>one new map at the point where Splatoon 1 had four new maps
>two new weapons
>"new" content already in the game but getting unlocked to trick players into feeling like they're being treated well
>very few patches and balance updates, only adding to the point that everything is done, just locked behind a timer
>the only new mode in the game can only be played for a few hours every other day
>all the NPCs feel like badly designed ugly bootlegs of the first game's
>still only two maps at a time
>no new ranked modes, and only one at a time
>still no way to play ranked with friends
>absolutely no local offline with one console
>single player equally boring, forgettable, and a chore to get through, with notably worse bosses
>less energetic music
>plaza drawings based on popularity instead of people you played with and friends, basically feeling like imgur's front page
>getting S rank means nothing now

As someone who played the first game for nearly a thousand hours, I don't think I've ever been more disappointed by a sequel. This is the laziest kind of rehash. I hope Splatoon 3 is more like the leap from Wild World to New Leaf. This is more like Wild World to City Folk.

But I guess the sales prove they don't have to exert even a modicum of effort. Shame to see a franchise fall in one whole game.

Splatoon 2 to Splatoon is what Bioshock 2 is to Bioshock. Pointless, derivative, and soulless. I can only hope we get our Infinite relatively soon, because I genuinely liked the first game.

>>388075296
it's part of our charm

>>388070195
>Factoring in digital sales
Every single person that bought it digitally should be lined up and shot.