This will be your villain for the evening.

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Her feet probably smell nice.

>>388057306
The real villain: 10-dollar DLC that can be cleared 100% in 2 hours

>>388057979
tmnt turtles in time could be completed in an average of 25 minutes and it was 50-60 dollars upon release

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Other thread died so I'll repost this once. Cartoonishly violent (without gore) and sexy "deaths" that'd be good for if Shantae did full on death animations:

- cut in half both ways like in darkstalkers
- beheaded like samurai showdown
- exploding into bones like some of the enemies
- burnt to a crisp and goofy eyeballs fall into a pile of dust
- clothes dissolving goo and then fully dissolved
- eaten by a monster or plant
- goo girl dissolving shantae and only eyeballs are left
- mimic that eats shantae and sucks her in and licks its lips
- octopus sucks her under
- turned to ice and shattered
- dominatrix spanks shantae and ties her up
- clamped into an iron maiden
- drowning
- sinking into swamp
- eaten by a clam
- poisoned and turns purple and slumps over
- slashing monster destroys her clothes and she covers herself and looks embarassed fade to black
- shantae's soul leaves her body and she slumps over dead
- head exploded and only her skull is left but it has inverted color eyeballs that blink (drybones)
- monster grabs her heart :heart: and pulls it out and crushes it and she slumps over
- zombie yanking her brain out of her head and eating it while she wobbles half-dead and turns green
- electrocuted into a skeleton
- sinks into lava
- flashing cameras give her epilepsy
- magically erased from existence
- squished flat with a frowny face and eyes blink
- exploded and her clothes fall off and she covers herself and turns to dust and eyeballs again
- big exploded and then bones fall from the sky
- puffed out of existence and her clothes fall to the ground
- shrunken so small she vanishes in a little "ding"
- shot out of a cannon into the sky and "ding" again
- turned into statue and cracks/falls over
- turned to dust
- melted into goo
- blasted by a beam that destroys her clothes and then disintegrates her in the light beam

Anything from a metal slug or crash bandicoot level of violence death that I'm missing?

>>388058063
>in an average of 25 minutes
You're shitting me, I own that

>>388058193
no, it tells you the completion time at the end of turtles in time, and everytime i played it fluctuated between 25-28 minutes, you didn't know that?

>>388057306
I wonder if she's ever been fired out of a cannon

>>388058146
>shot out of a cannon into the sky and "ding" again
>turned to ice and shattered
>eaten by a monster or plant
>clothes dissolving goo and then fully dissolved
>blasted by a beam that destroys her clothes and then disintegrates her in the light beam
>melted into goo

I like these the most.

>>388058146
So Crash Bandicoot death animations? That could have saved you a lot of typing

>>388059454
yeah but also some nudity sometimes

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>>388057306

You can keep that one, this one is mine.

>>388059301
decent artists should...draw some of these

>>388058978
I bet she's done that to Shantae at least a few times

>>388059454
he's one of those weirdos who gets hard just typing about that stuff
i'm not really into death stuff myself so i dunno how that feels, i just like simple ryona and ero submission holds
like romero special into dragon sleeper

>>388059548
>not 100%ing and being slow as shit.

>>388058146
wait, is one of them going to die?

>>388059954
>Not focusing on the important detail(s)

>>388057306
Good.

Is this out yet? I could've sworn it wasn't being released until the 29th. Is the 29th date only for people who didn't back it and backers get it early?

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>>388060257
it's out for early access backers

>>388058146

Here's a few random ideas

>rolled into a cigar and smoked
>tied to fire works, rocketed into the sky, and blown up
>eaten and spat off into the sky with a twinkle
>blasted into the sky by a geyser/volcano
>comically beaten up
>turned into a monster
>inflated and then popped
>punted into space

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>>388059631
Deaths are funny when they come back to life immediately didnt you play metal slug???

>>388058146
>>388060510
who would even be dying? risky?

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>>388060257
Backers have it now and don't have to pay for it.

>>388060617
yeah i believe whatever you want to try and convince me of buddy sure thing
how about that time yoshi laid an egg by the way it's funny isn't it i mean i bet he gets embarrassed haha nawmean

>>388057979
It might be doable in less than 1 if you go straight to getting all the abilities first and then clear out each level.

Mega link when?

>>388060726
No only violent deaths are funny. Other shit is awful. (Soft vore, inflation, yoshi egg shit no thanks to those!!)

>tfw backed it on Wii U
>tfw own would have preferred it if they just gave me it for Switch

>>388060903
oh okay sure i believe you
on an unrelated note can you do that one trick
you know the one
the one where you piss on my shoes and tell me it's raining
haha just curious

>>388061024
What the fuck are you niggering about??

>>388061141
?? nothing??
are you trying to provide me with more mario kart item pickup boxes

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>>388058146
>sexy "deaths" that'd be good for if Shantae
>no tickling
Uuuseless To Me.

>>388061379
ayo risky has a cute giggle, so i'd be mighty fine for tickling risky to hear more of it

>>388061223
Funny deaths: see rick and morty
Weird gross shit: that gay shit you said

>>388061024
>>388061141
I read all your posts and have no fucking clue what you fags are talking about

>>388061537
i never said anything so i don't know what this "weird gross shit" is that you're talking about
>>388061671
bayou billy

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>>388059548

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>>388062306

>>388062306
Is it an edit? But...the arm position is already self censoring so it COULD be....real?????

>>388063906
At the bottom of the drain where it BELONGS

>>388057306
Post the miiverse kid who hates Risky Boots.

I wonder whether or not she smokes

>>388062306
Possible to edit the shantae equivalent??

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>>388064521

>these feet 2600 STREET

>>388063906
You wouldn't be able to see Risky's bush if she's lying on her stomach

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>>388061379
>>388061442
>Not giga-Mermaid

does the risky change based on how many gems you have? I noticed the top one has more treasure in it. has anyone tried finishing with max treasure and minimum treasure?

>>388057306
I thought the thumbnail was Quote

mega link when?

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>>388062306

>>388067513
There's 3. beating the game, 100%ing the items and 100%ing in under 2 hours.

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>>388061379

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>>388057306
why'd they ruin the artstyle

W H Y

>>388058146
These are, oddly specific anon.

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This is your new party member for tonight.

>>388058146
Giant risky sits on her and flattens her

>>388068929
Oh, fuck, this is actually pretty hot.

>>388057306

go to bed bolo

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>>388057306
But does she dance?

>that final fight

Okay, that was worth the time investment of updating my Wii U and shit. Hype as FUCK.

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>>388069931
flat

Flat

FLAT!

But I'd feed her well and give her a delicious fat ass so she can sit on my face and rub my crotch with her toe-tips