ITT: "Oh yeah, that exists"

Yeah, the best third person shooter exists, no shit.

>>388018298
This holy shit OP is such a faggot

>>388018353
>>388018298
This is an 18+ board, children

>>388018298

This. Gameplay wise it's the best 3rd person shooter ever made. If the story wouldn't have such bland characters and shitty setting it would be my favorite game of all time.

>>388018298
this guy gets it

>>388018431
Having shit taste doesn't make you an adult.

I actually played through this again last week. The ONLY problem is the unskippable cutscenes used to mask loading screens.

>>388018298
It was okay, nothing outstanding.

>>388018573
having taste would mean you like 2 and 1 more than 3

>walk through door
>let's leave this shotgun behind
>unskippable cutscene
>repeat literally 200 times

The only people who like this game and think it's a 10/10 are literal BRs who feel proud to see their home among the various favela levels.

>>388018298
This.
Makes me wish R* would go back to it and release a no cutscene Payne game or at least expand upon that gameplay in some way because it's such a massive waste to leave it in MP3.

>>388018669
>>388018738

just quit autist damn

>>388018219
Why?The game is good as it is. It would have been absolute GOAT if it weren't for the load times and the constant interruption via cut scenes.

>>388018738
Not true, I am British and love it.

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YOU ARE TURNING MONKEYS INTO SOUP

>>388018669

>2

2 is the weakest in the series.

>worst story
>Mona
>fucking Mona? Who gives a good god damn?
>worst level design, all just to emphasize the HAVOK PHYSICS
>Max's head is like 6 inches above door knobs because Remedy couldn't into scale
>gunplay is worse
>ending is worse

Yeah, no. 1>3>2

Max Payne 3 is an incredibly good third person man shooter with some very well done cutscenes that only annoyed me on second plus playthroughs

>>388018669
I don't like 2.
The bullet time is fucked, the antagonist goes full retard for no real reason and the repeated levels and bland environments take the piss.

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>>388018219
The gameplay is such a piece of trash, boggles my mind how faggots ITT claim it to be the best TPS ever.
Do you cocksmoking homosexuals even play any other shooters besides this one, or are you just too stupid to seperate presentation and actual gameplay?
It's slow as fuck, controls like absolute ass with forced "realism", there is little interaction with environment and what little here is is penalized by mentioned "realism", shootdodge is broken as fuck, there's quite literllay a AUTO AIM (last stand) feature which you can't turn off unless you replay the game.
Even mediocre titles like pic related shit all over it in terms of gameplay.

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>>388018298
>that multiplayer
>those deathmatches
>that payne killer
>that gang wars

fuck I wish it still had players

>annoying checkpoints
>gun switches after every checkpoint
>halo inventory system
>changed game into a cover shooter
>no graphic novel
>unskippable cutscenes instead
>no humor
>no easter egg/interactable environments
>no noir setting
>literally just a straight ripoff of Man on Fire
besides that it was pretty good

Why did they not expand on the bullet-time moves?

Run slowly or jump slowly. A bit limited. I don't expect them to go full Path of Neo or whatever - that would not be appropriate to this series. I do think they could have introduced some new abilities though.

>>388018219
Shit, I might have to redownload it. Really fun.

>>388020159
max payne kung fu mod was awesome
the first game quietly had a great mod scene

>>388021851
>quietly

The Kung Fu mod was so big it was referenced in MP2 by Remedy itself through a poster ingame.
Too bad games nowadays don't offer proper mod support so MP3 can never get molded into something actually decent.

>>388018219
>Oh yeah, the best game in the series exists.

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>>388018669

Not sure with 2 nigger, that game is piss easy and the bullet time is a joke. This comes from someone who fucking loves the games.

1>3>2 is objectively the correct order.

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>>388020159

Call me when it's on steam.

>>388023709
This shouln't be existing tho.

>>388023846
it should but it should have played out differently. we live in a timeline where relic themselves fucked up DOW3, a game that should have been very difficult to fuck up had they stuck to the previous games' roots

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>>388023629
Why?

>>388023629
>he doesnt download it from the internet
its on the isozone and other websites, its really fun and an interesting sequel to hard boiled or the other asian cop movie

>>388024271
>isozone
>trusting that site

>>388020159
God I loved that game. I'm sure it probably not that great but at the time I thought it was so cool.

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>>388024323
I get all my retro PC vidya from there, is there reason for your distrust or are you just meming?

>>388020293
>Payne Killer
That shit was the best, it's a shame no one plays any mode besides Deathmatch or Large Team Deathmatch. I had a trial code and managed to play a game of it with some noobs I just met and it was so refreshing. I can go months without playing the game and come back to getting 1st place nearly every match, one of the few games I'm godly at.

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>>388024323
>got a few games from there
>they're cool
>get some other games
>fucking CDs wont work
>100kbps cap limit
>can only download 1 thing at a time
>4GB limit
its good for the smaller and older games games, do you know of a better site? looking around for some sites, they may have other games. DLing games is just a leap of faith that you wont get malwared

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>all these people complaining about gun switching ITT

did any of you even play this shit on PC? the pistol was objectively the best weapon, just headshot everyone nigga

>>388024831
People still play the MP of MP3?

I completed MP1, never played 2, and finished MP3. I love 3 as much as the first. Fuck what people say.

>>388018581
Would you rather simply wait for a new level to load, or watch a cutscene while you're at it?

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>>388018219
Best game hispanics have ever made

>>388025269
>pick a mid level section
>loads instantly
>pick form level start
>unskippable cutscenes
>die alot
>still has the unkippable cutscenes
i played Max payne 3 on youtube, it wasnt very fun

>>388018581
>>388025269
There are only very few of these cutscenes which work as loading buffers, this meme needs to fucking die already.
Be my guest and try skipping 90% of the cutscenes while playing from a SSD with almost instant load times, it won't work.
This shit has been debunked a week after release and even CONFIRMED by Rockstar itself (they claimed it was implemented so people don't skip important story parts), but the meme is still alive and well.
Repeat a lie often enough...

>>388018219
Is max payne gba good?

>>388018298
The only thing good about the game is the shooting part.
Shit level design, shit pacing and shit everything else.

>>388025725
>plays like an isometric fan demake
its pretty good

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First person vomiting and also Matrix flips

>>388018298
this.
also it had amazing levels, music.

not every thing has to be noiry

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>>388026131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQMx1ILebEE

>>388023513
2 is worse than 1 but 3 is worse than both, get your head out your ass

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>>388025725
>>388025906
It's amazing.
They WERE making Max Payne 2 for GBA as well but it got canned early on.

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>>388026407
i cum

>>388018219
I would buy this again for ps4 if I could

>>388028401
I'd love a full on remake of 1 & 2 in the same engine.

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