Buy my game, and I promise I won't smash your teeth in

I'll buy it if you promise me you wont be showing your ugly ape face.

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>>388017000
>Game can't sell on it's own
>Has to threaten people for it to sell
Yatte miro!

>HURRR this isn't official!!!!
Yes, I know this isn't official but I'm playing along.

>>388017000


I think I know why I have a problem with her face. Her forehead is too big.

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>Checked.

Maybe I will.

I really hated her

Reminded me of real girls I knew who'd also punch you and yell when you made a joke

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>>388017000

>>388017826
It's kinda sad that you have to state the end part.

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You have much to learn

>>388018175

I don't feel anything for an ass like that. Too big and unnatural.

>>388017000
what game is this and why did they give it a 5 head?

>>388017000
i refuse to buy games where main characters are black. reditors can call me whatever they want but if you cater to a small percentage of the US market don't get mad when I vote with my wallet

>>388018227
I know, right?

>>388018458
Do you come from /pol/, by ant chance?

>>388017826
this isn't real retard

>>388018458
Are you white or "white"?

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>>388018228
I-it's all about being kind to your playerbase. I'm sure preorders for Detroid are gonna be well worth it.

>>388017000
I tjought trips were impossible on /v/ I'm lucky if I get a 5

>>388018175
and I thought breast implants looked ugly

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>>388018175

>"After I finish with her, you're next, white boi"
https://www.youtube.com/embed/MB1GhpoWgfU?autoplay=1&vq=hd1080