What are the least heterosexual games in existence? Note that

>>387980113
God Hand, it's so gay it passes infinity, curves back around and becomes wholly straight again.

Also Rance.

Cho Aniki

bumping for interest

Street Fighter games

>>387980113
Duke Nukem

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Va11 Hall A

Undertale

If you like it you're either lgbt or a nu-male.

Yakuza

>>387980375
this.

>>387980113
Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme

Not the gayest, but certainly the least straight.

>>387980571
Haha, well memed, friend.

>>387980113
Solitaire and Minesweeper.

>>387980571
or a furfag

>>387980659
Passive-aggressive nu-male bulslhit?
Check.

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>>387980571
>liking lesbians makes you gay

>>387980571
Or a woman.

Kingdom Hearts

>>387980113
pokemon

you defeat all of these qt trainer and you never ask for their number

>>387980749
Haha, well memed, friend.

that one Wii game where you're trapped in an abandoned themepark with a flashlight

>>387980787
Does that make Gold and Silver NOT gay?

>>387980867
Yes, Gen 2 was the only heterosexual generation.

>>387980821
Fragile: Frarewell Ruins of the Moon

Good pick.

Mass effect Andromeda.

>>387980375
>Cho Aniki
>Least heterosexual
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_H-1hmdQEk

What makes you say that, Anon?

>>387980947
Thank you

I knew Moon was in that title somewhere

>>387980113
President should be ashamed for having such a slutty daughter.

>>387980113
The word you're looking for is Asexual.

Leon from re4 was pretty asexual, its like he's afraid of sex or something. Probably got molested as a child.

>>387980113
Those Japanese games that feature nothing but bodybuilders. No idea what it's called.

>>387980571 this or most JRPGs
sure JRPGs might have flopping tits everywhere but if you play them you probably have weird fetishes too and are into traps

>>387980995
Yeah, but that would be an asexual protag, the game itself has a good amount of fanservice.

>>387980979
nice rhytm

why are homosexuals so good at techno music?

>>387980995
He literally stares at Ada's beauty when they're leaving the castle to the island.
Not to mention he hits on Hunningan at the end of the game

Overwatch.
Heterosexuality is defined by dominance (male) and submission (female) and you can't dominate anything in Overwatch.

>>387980113
Cho Aniki
It's a fucking gachimuchi video but you can play it.

>>387980757
it makes you a nu-male

>>387981129
I'll give you that one

>>387981129
How?

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>>387981107
>heterosexuality is BDSM

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Mass Effect Andromeda

the protag is attracted to androgynous creatures

>>387981256
>he can't tell a difference between heterosexuality and BDSM
oh you poor soul

>>387981107
I would let Sombra dominate me while I call her "Mamita"

>>387981369
I think he can.
>>387981107 apparently can't.

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>>387981369
well i'm a fujo so

>>387980904
>forgetting gen 3 and 6

>>387981416
Except he described it perfectly.

>>387981538
I didn't forget them and still stand by my factually correct statement.

>>387981628
if only they weren't fat. Why is there so little ottermode love?

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FFXV

>>387981107
>Heterosexuality is defined by dominance (male) and submission (female)

go back to tumblr

>>387981628
wow thats gay

>>387981553
No.

>>387981775
I think that's the whole point

>>387980113
Yakuza, and you will like it.

>>387981856
Yes.

>>387981896
Nah.

>>387981771
Except tumblr is completely opposite so you go back to tumblr.

>>387981945
oh my bad than, back to /r9k/ with you

>>387980571
thank you for replying to this joke thread with a serious answer, we appreciate you're input

>>387981914
Yah.

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>>387980554

>>387981965
Only after you go back to plebbit, you faggot.

>>387981991
нeт

El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron is probably the faggiest game that anyone has played

>>387981729
>Emerald: the first game to let you have your female rival's number
>ORAS: the first pokemon game with a straight up hetero date
You can stand by it but it'll never be correct.

>>387982056
>>387981945
show me where heterosexuality is "defined by dominance (male) and submission (female)"

>>387982095
Дa

>>387982118
How faggy does it get?

Any scale will do.

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>>387982046

>>387982158
In pretty much every heterosexual relationship that lasted atleast 15 years.

>>387982183
næh

>>387982250
Pulling a No True Scotsman? Classy.

>>387982297
Sure, if that makes you happy.

>>387982383
Apparently it made you happy.

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>>387982158
In the effects of testosterone and estrogen on the body and on the psyche, libtard.

>>387982253
Yæh

>>387982416
Whatever you say, redditor.

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>>387982205

>>387982134
You forgot one important detail:
both those games are gay

>>387982705
Less gay than GSC.
And that's a fact.

>>387982158
Not from a dictionary so ignore it.

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Persona 4

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>>387982914
really

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>>387980113

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>>387983013
Really

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>>387983137
i don't believe you

>>387980113
Your favorite game.
You know it's true.

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>>387983172
You don't have to

>>387980805
Mate.

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the only female characters are two women who don't even show up physically in the game
also one is a dyke

>>387982427
hormones aren't that strong on your psyche. i've always been rather submissive.

Gayest game of all time is NecroNesia followed by Cho Aniki

No zelda game?

>>387983056
You're supposed to lenghten the phrase and use extra excessive unnecessary eloquence, not make it dumber.

>>387980113
I think you would prefer to rephrase that as most asexuated games in existence

any games i can play about boys being romantic with boys that isn't persona 4 it's just not interesting to me that isn't sexual

>>387983267
if they don't show up then they're not in the game my dude

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>>387983294
Good thing you'll never reproduce then, you defective """male""".

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>>387983056
>>387983425

>>387982427
>>387983632
Heterosexuality and male psyche is defined by being submissive towards women. That's why men give them free stuff.

>>387983569
their voices are in the game

>>387983632

>The Life of an Alpha Male

Keeps no secrets, tells everybody everything about him.
Refuses to be comfortable for even a microsecond of his life.
Says sorry constantly, without pause for everything and to everyone.
The concept of colouring within the lines is alien to him.
Feels like he never has to have an answer to anything.
Devoid of emotion.

>>387984638
Simultaneously a sociopath and an overly apologetic doormat? Sounds legit.

>>387980113

Is this picture supposed to be funny, or something? Why is it posted so much?

>>387985479
It's Reddit finding a meme and running it into the ground. The only good version of it is the original before they added all the unnecessary bullshit.

>>387984179
>That's why men give them free stuff.
Only if they're a beta bitch boy.
A real alpha beats what he wants out of a woman.

>>387984179
t. cuckmale feminist

>>387985725
This. OP's version is basically the George Lucas-ified version of the original (which was funny the first couple of times). The Crash version is kind of funny too.

>>387980113
BotW

>>387980571
>>387980571
>>387980571
>>387980571
>>387980571

>>387980113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hcElGydzb8

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>>387980113
The word you are looking for is emasculated OP

>>387980113
metal gear solid saga

>>387981107
This post is pretty gay

>>387981313
shit that's amazing