>Would you like to save the game?
>Press No.
>Press Start
>Press A button instead
>do multiple A presses to finish the level
>only do half an A press
>you have been firing on alies too much, cease or your weapons will be locked!
>c4 a friendly troop transport vehicle
>skip tutorial?
>press no
>adjust your brightness so that only one icon is visible
>turn brightness up all the way for night vision
>Game tells you to use new skill to finish practice enemy
>Use old skill
>What is your name?
>AAAAAAAA
>you've been playing for 6 hours, go for a walk!
>cut my legs off
>continue screen
>quit to main menu
>Game has difficuly settings
>Pick the easiest mode and still use cheats and exploits
>Get new game
>Intense mode:This mode is for experienced players who have beaten the game and want a bigger challenge
>Pick Intense
>"Game is saving, do not turn off your system"
>Turn off system
>remember to rest for 15 minutes every hour of gameplay
>Stay up 18 hours playing then go to work
>SAVING... Do not turn off your system!
>yank power cord
>remember, have Fun!
>don't
>Tutorial: "Use these crystals to speed up production"
>Don't use crystals and just wait for timer to expire.
>play fighter online
>exclusively abuse projectiles
>"Be nice and courteous to other players"
>Ignore them
ONE MORE LABEL TRY TA STOP
>>387937094
>At home.
>Still play mobile game, even though console and PC is right there.
>credits roll
>"and special thanks to you!"
>don't say "you're welcome"
>one more civilian death and you will be desynchronised
>shove a cunt into a river
>Do not rapidly turn the power switch on and off
>Michael J. Fox that shit
>"use headphones for the best experience!"
>mute game and listen to my parents fighting instead
>Restore Party mana and health?
>No
>>387938249
Kek
>Achievement that requires to achieve all other achievements
>cheat it out so it's the only achievement not unlocked
>>387936279
Brightness doesn't actually change the screen brightness it just changes the whites.