>enemy won't be quiet

>>387934774
>Red Alert 3
>that one fucking allied bitch
I hate her so fucking much

>>387934774
Do you think he pulled him into the bathroom and ravaged his boipucc and left him a dripping mess?

>>387935012
He did, I was in the stall next to them

>>387935012
boipucc, shut your nigger mouth

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>enemy cheats

>>387935012
I wonder if this is the event that motivated Chibi to get /fit/

It's pretty rare for autists to make physical changes like that

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>>387934774
>That looks like a glitch

>Lady Deathwhisper

>enemy wears a dark energy moon collar

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>>387934774
>dying team mate won't shut the fuck up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldNSMnEeKio

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>cant get through the door

>>387937391
>enemy liked that jump

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>>387937971

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FJTK_iNA5s

>>387934774
>When the sidescroller is so poorly designed you can't tell which elements are foreground, background, solid or passable, or one-way collision
>When the sidescroller has you take a dead-end sidepath for item ups and offers no quick way back
>When the sidescroller doesn't have jump, dash, wall climb, double jump or charge attack upgrades
>When the sidescroller doesn't have automap, bestiary, or energy tanks, save points, or extra lives
Name 1(ONE) sidescroller that doesn't have any of these.