>Can't afford a Switch

>>387934372
how can you not be underage yet not afford a couple hundred bucks for a console and a bunch of games? blows my mind

>can't afford a switch
>can afford the means to use the world wide web on an electronic device.
Hmm

I can buy you one

>won a free one with Mario Odyssey included

>>387934482
in 3rd world countries switch is 2 or 3 times the minimum wage

>>387934482
>Unemployed
That was hard.

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>>387934603
Buy me a Switch, anon

>>387935204
Get a job

>>387935427
That is hard.

testing to see if im ban ignore this

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>>387934372
>wanting to buy a Switch when Android exists

Android has a better library than the Switch, FACT.

>>387935463
maybe you're not cut out for life?

>>387935535
Evoland was such a disappointment, thank god for Evoland 2.

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>>387934372
>can afford a switch but it has no games other then Zelda which is on Wii-U
I'm waiting until Metroid comes out and the hardware gets a revision.

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>$360 minimum to play a Wii U port

>>387935594
>the hardware gets a revision.
when will this meme die

>>387935005
is this monkeyspeak for "A switch costs multiple months pay on minimum wage"?
because a switch ($400) is 40x minimum wage ($10) in my first world country

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>TFW Make over $500 in tips every month and could easily afford Nintendo products
>Still don't buy them because they're trash

I work about minimum wage and i can still afford a switch, whatwyour excuse OP?

>>387935681
when it stops happening

>Living in shit 3rd world (CHILE)
>Be a neet
-Want to change my life
-Want to get a job
-Search jobs
-The salary is so shit i must choose eat, rent a department or buy a console


Fucking jews for made dollar the universal money

We told you, last thread, to suck old men dick's for money like the underage slut you are. Now, get going.

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>>387935594
This pretty much.
There's no reason to get the console yet.

>>387935727
>only 500 dollars a month in tips?
Do you work in the world's slowest restaraunt? Or do you have some other tip based job?

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>>387934482
>switch
>a bunch of games

>>387935843
Delivery driver

>>387935712
Americans only make $10 per month? Damn.

>>387935809
Get a manual labor job.
Warehouses, carpentry assistant, anything physical pays better than minimum wage shit.

>>387935535
This
>not gaming on superior smartphones

>>387935914
People tip delivery guys? What do you deliver? What's your actual wage?

>>387935924
wage is primarily measured in hours, especially in terms of minimum wage. america is not the only first world country that uses the dollar

anything else you'd like me to teach you today or have you reached your limit?

>>387936079
Pizza, usually averaging out $3-5 a delivery, $8/hr

>>387935809
learn something useful and emigrate to spain like everyone else

>>387936093
Sorry, the civilized world measures it by month, not hour.

>>387936164

>emigrate to spain
>spain

Spain is in crisis bro

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I never understood the mentallity of owning a console shortly after launch, when the price drops while the library grows over time

Are you not alive anymore in the next years, anon ?

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>>387936247
you seem to be confused as to what third world means, and you also seem to think you get to decide how a word is commonly used

I believe you to be mentally insufficient to continue this conversation

>>387934372
Underage jujst ask your mommy really nice

>>387936370
people buy new things to show off they bought a new thing

thats why all this social shit is so prevalent, attention is the most sought after commodity on the planet.

>>387936370
Gotta get a unit with an early firmware for exploits.

>>387936370
Not even price drops, but just the quality of the console will improve over time, with less hardware problems than they'll have on launch.

Only reason I can see rushing to get a console is if all your friends have it or if there's a multiplayer game you want that is exclusive and will be dead in two years or less.

>>387934372

Blessing in disguise, you'd have buyer's remorse if you bought it at this time, considering it has zero games.

>>387934372
Try Swagbucks. It would take a while to get enough gift cards for a Switch plus a game but it's an option. It's legit, too. You can get Amazon, Best Buy, Gamestop and other gift cards there.

>>387936418
god stop deepthroating the fucking bait so hard

>>387935712
never go full retard son

I am going to rape donald trump

>>387936370
You don't know when you're gonna go.

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I can't even fucking find one.

>>387936418
>I believe you to be mentally insufficient to continue this conversation
It's pretty ironic when someone comes to 4chan and try to act smug and intelligent, talking down to people. How old are you?

>>387936164
>emigrate to spain
Do you want him to die?

>>387937229
Third world monkeys do this a lot.

I don't understand why they think they are intelligent when they don't even live in a functional society.

>>387934482
A lot of people live paycheck to paycheck, meaning they can buy food and rent and utilities, or they can spend $400 on a console and a game for said console

>>387935924
>Americans
>as in all members of the country
fuck off commie

>>387935524
4chan.org/banned dumbass

>>387934372
Just pirate a Switch my dude. Fuck western Capitalism anyways.

>completely bored of games except for two
>thinking about going and getting a switch right now
>can't justify it because of the games it has
>can't justify getting a PS4 Pro
>can't justify the Xbox One X
Should I just drop a shitload of cash into a PC setup? Would 1500 get me something top tier, and at the same time a really good monitor/keyboard/mouse?

>>387938014
would there even be videogames without capitalism you think?

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>can afford a switch
>refuse to buy one because of the ridiculous mark up in my country

looks neat and all but i gotta stick to my principles, 570 burgers for a switch is maximum kikery

>>387938395
Would there be shitposts with FourChan?

>>387936370
Because I wanted it, could afford it, and it had games I knew I wanted either out or coming this year. There's no reason at all to wait in my situation.

Besides, there has to be people to buy a system at launch and in its first year to support it. How would everyone jumping in to buy a system years after launch even work? The library would never grow because game devs would think there's no interest in the system. What dev would bother putting games on a system that no one buys until years later?

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>>387934372
> wanting to buy shit
Save up some money and buy it once it actually has some games.

>Living in 3rd world country
>Earning aprox $150 USD per week
>As a design engineer

Fuck this shithole

>>387939213
Maybe you should get a real job.

>>387935535
>it's like games on mobile are fantastic

>>387938673
Cmon man, nintendo consoles were always depentend on first party support and of course Nintendo's gonna keep it alive as long as possible

You even implied it, if the "upcoming" games are worth it for you shoot yourself out