Kirby has just swallowed you, what power did he gain?

The ability to not care.

I.T. Kirby.

Unlimited sexual energy.

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>>387925956
An inexplicable attraction to Dedede.

bad breath

>>387925956
the sleep one
good night anons

>>387925956
ability to replay crash 2 and deus ex countless times

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>>387926283
Are you me?

Crippling depression and suicidal thoughts.

>>387925956
itt hundreds of replies involving depression/self loathing

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>>387926459
finally

A cute and loving girlfriend, the respect and unconditional friendship of tens of peers, a stable and gratifying job and a fruitful academic career in a field he enjoys very much.

UFO because I'm a pretty random dude xD

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>>387926492
hey fuck you dude

The ability to cum twice in one minute

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>>387926459
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>>387926409
Could be, fatty.

>>387925956
the ability to inhale things and gain their powers poyo

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>>387925956
Autism

>>387925956
The ability to get up from sitting criss-cross-applesauce without using hands.

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>>387925956
political views outside the acceptable frame.

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>>387926839
No bully

incapacity

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>>387928003
It's a compliment.

>>387925956
major depressive disorder

Being self conscious about everything

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>>387925956
A crippling addiction to lolis

The ability to locate pidgeons

>>387928361
you walk like a virgin and you dont clean up.good enough after jacking it. you smell like semen haha

An addiction to lolis

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>>387928372
>>387928941
What does Lolicon Kirby even look like?

>>387929015
The same, it's easier to get close to lolis when you're a cute pink puff

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>>387929087
Hmmmm

>>387927096
First, Kirby can't even sit that way can he?
Second, can't everyone do this?

>>387929257
not if you're a fat

The power to be a worthless pile of procrastinating shit.

>>387925956
The ability to jerk off three times in a row

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>>387925956
The power to kill himself

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>>387928575
s-stop pls

>>387929624
cringe

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>>387925956
An extreme amount of apathy and antisocial behavior.

>>387929831
no bully

Degeneration

>>387925956
Crippling depression.

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>>387925956
cow print bikini fetish

The ability to have good anal without mud pits.

>>387925956
The ability to fap 3 to 4 times a day

The ability to stuff an infinite amount of corn cobs up the butthole.

>>387930810
Sauce me up senpai

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I'm wearing a Subway uniform, so Kirby can finally make sandwiches.

Also intense hatred.

>>387931396
Penguindou

The power of a mediocre lifter. Enjoy your lmao 2.2xBW deadlift, 1.8xBW squat and 1.4xBW bench.

People will generally like him for some reason but he won't know why.

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>>387925956
This one

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>>387925956
Being excellent in all walks of life

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>>387926459
Feel it every moment

Probably some form of autism

>>387925956
He now want to kill himself on a daily basis.

>>387929624
I jacked off for 5+ hours straight once

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>>387925956
He gained the power of always going back to playing the same games that he's familiar with, even though he wants to play so much more.

the ability to take 2 cocks into my anus at the same time

>>387925956
diabeetus

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>>387932925
Clarification of a misconception regarding the lore of Kirby
Kirby doesn't get a power that's directly 1:1 with yours
Kirby only gets the copy ability closest in association.
If Kirby swallowed a Pikachu, he wouldn't turn into "Pikachu Kirby" (except in Smash Bros but that's not canon) he'd just be Plasma or Spark Kirby because it'd be the closest thing to it.
Thank you for reading

>>387933285
edgy political views isn't exactly specific