Final Fantasy XIV & Domino's Pizza

>>387912738
Imagine being so fat.

That's a good deal.

>1 Garlic Bread
just one?

Ugh, Domino's sucks. Any local joint will kick its arse for the same price.

>>387913340
Anon it includes the game and all expacs

>>387912738
That's actually a pretty fucking great deal but it's a shame their games are fucking shit.

>>387912738
>Not sure why an MMO player would need three pizzas
Because 1 is barely enough to get full, 2 is for getting ready to explode and 3 is for uh... general munching after saying "i ate too much i'm never gonna eat that many pizza again"

not sure what's worse, the game or the pizza.

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bring him back

>>387913506
>i only make my pizzas from scartch with the finest ingredients imported from sicily

>>387913029
Imagine being at computers

>>387914045
>mocking the joyous feeling of making your own pizza from scratch, cooking it and then eating it
Home-cooked pizza >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>anything else

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>>387912738

tfw I have probably 400$ in dominos gift cards
tfw I'm american
tfw I cant get this deal

>>387914045
I also make my own mmo's.

>>387914045
>not eating home cooked pizza
I feel so bad for you.

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SQUARE ENIX is dead, isn't it anon ? ...

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>>387914235
>he thinks his home made soggy crust could ever compete with a professional establishment

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>>387914628
what the fuck is that

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pizza and gaymen just goes together

>>387912738
Damn that's a good deal.

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>implying i want pizza grease everywhere while trying to play vidya

>>387912738
Three pizzas can last you a week and is easy to reheat to eat later, which gives you more time to play the game.

>>387914734
>not enjoying cookie pizza
stupid yuropoor

>>387913258
you need two?

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I paid $59.99 burgerbux for the complete game bundle and did not get garlic bread, sugar water, or 3 fucking pizzas with it.
I am saltier than the total amount of sodium in that sick deal.

>>387914734
The ultimate food creation.

>>387914990
>when you pull out of Lala pussy

i miss their 555 deal

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>>387912738
>latency so bad they have to appease Aussie players with pizza

I wouldn't settle for anything less than a blowjob (plus swallow) from a female SE representative

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>>387914280
>implying she wouldn't love it

>>387913340
Not as bad as the burning dumpster that is papa johns

>>387915630
This. I play from the midwest and since the server merge to West Coast I had to stop playing any caster entirely. I've died to aoe I walked out of 5 seconds before.

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>>387913258
>Just one little garlic bread?

>>387912738
>overpriced
>overstuffed with content
>about the same quality as microwave pizza
accurately describes the state of FFXIV verses FFXI

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>>387912738
>2017
>Buying the collector's edition of a game doesn't include the game itself
>Ordering pizza will though

>>387912738
>Not sure why an MMO player would need three pizzas

>>387912738
>Domino's Pizza has its own toon in the game
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/6310980/

>>387912738
yuck, makes me think of a fat NEET playing FFXIV 14 hours a day and eating 3 pizzas. gross

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>that gas station promotion
>that cinnamon pastry promotion
>that gaming magazine promotion
>that Doktor Pepper promotion

What other shitty promotion am I missing?

Amazon was kinda alright.

tip included?

>>387916047
>>387916165

Never understood the meme that MMOs make people fat. If anything it makes you into a skeleton because you're too addicted playing to eat.

>>387915104
>>387915170
America: eating shit since 1776.

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>>387912738
That'll be $49.95, plus tip.

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>>387912738
Do they have to be 3 supreme pizzas?
Papa Murphy's MasterRace by the way.

You can play an MMO on ps4? DO you nee to connect a keyboard?

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>>387916423

I'll tip ya in your gobber ya cunt

>>387912738
> Not sure why an MMO player would need three pizzas

Buy the thing on Friday and you have one Pizza for each day of the weekend to play your game. Too bad that it's a download code so the 50GB download will take a day at least.

>>387916526

you DON'T have to but its nicer to have all the keys

>>387914628
Please tell me the cookies are soft, then those are the best cookies I ever saw.

>>387916262
>>387916423

tips are where the garbos go you fucking yanky

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>>387916423
Here you go my good sir, 49.95$ and...
*tip fedora*
a tip.

>>387916526
I normally use a wireless keyboard/mouse combo that attaches to the PS4 using a single USB port. That way I get the controller PLUS keyboard and mouse

>>387916423
Considering the retail cost of the game in America, that's an awesome deal.

>>387916875
>tfw the probability of someone actually doing this isn't zero

Mushroom pizza is best pizza. Prove me wrong I dare you /v/

>Domino's
Disgusting. They've been terrible for years, ever since they started coating their pizzas in over abundances of garlic powder and the last time I ate their pizza I woke up in the middle in the night with indigestion. You can't get any worse than Domino's.

>>387917158
Bell Peppers, Sauage and Pepperoni.

>>387917323
Everything gives me indigestion. Count yourself lucky.

>>387917323
I don't think that's garlic powder. A similar thing happened to me, but when I bit into the pizza, I noticed the bottom was completely covered in flour.

do this with promo but with games I can solo and I'm in baby

this will be my new form of acquiescing games

Why do restaurants or other food places 90% of the time have garlic bread instead of a normal one?

>>387912738
You get the game AND all that fucking food for 50 bucks?

>>387917680

Yes, but its most likely just a download code not a physical copy

>be me autism
>Order pizza to hotel room on the 2nd floor
>Knock knock
>Red faced fat midget girl huffing and puffing in the doorway with my pizza
>Pay for pizza and shut the door
>Realize I didn't tip her a week later
>Laugh about it

>>387917680
>game itself is like $60
jesus christ
how are they gettin away with such a good deal like this
you get a discount on the game and then basically free pizzas

>>387917934

She wanted the T

>open pizza box
>get killed by a giant spider inside it

That's actually a good fucking deal. I'd unironically buy one since I never played FFXIV.

>>387915778
I find papa John's is usually better. Dominoes is always so salty and they skimp on veggies so hard.

>>387918291
>open pizza box
>have to level up before getting the pizza

>>387916302
Nobody actually eats that. Stop taking the bait.

>>387918291
>open pizza box
>have to wait for 2.5gcd between each bite

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>tfw my local pizzeria that made 10/10 pizzas and didn't charge you for delivery closed down for yet another fucking mediocre Domino's
I fucking hate normalfags I swear, if it isn't a known brand they won't touch it until someone forces them to see the light.

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>>387918637

>>387913029
you look at ffxiv and see food

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>>387918637

>>387917951
If you sat back and thought about it for more than 12 seconds, I'm sure you can figure it out.

Hint: The game requires a subscription, the game already exists, and one single player doesn't put much toll on the infrastructure

>>387918637
>Open pizza box
>Bacon arranged in a "OwO" shape

>>387918640
How is this Domino's fault?

Clearly, the pizzeria wasn't running a profitable business. Maybe they should have charged for delivery. If their product was desirable enough, they could have done that or increased prices.

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>>387918637
>try to weave in two smaller ogcds between bites
>my ping is too high and i end up clipping my pizza

More like Final Fantasy XIV Fatblood am I rite?

>>387919208
I explicitly said it was the fault of my townspeople though, there's no corporate dick in need of sucking here.

>>387917951
I feel like I've been out Americanned. Usually we have the cheapest fatty food and good Vidya deals.
Jealous.

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*scratches the roof of your mouth and burns your tongue*

>>387920005
Pizza rolls are pretty good out of the oven if you don't overcooked them and let them cool.

Why don't people realise pizza differs by town/region? My town's Domino's and Pizza Hut are pretty good.

>>387915740
Sauce?

>>387920157
My papa John's is pretty damn good. Gotta get well done and use promos like 40 or 50% off for it to be worth delivery, though.

>>387919439
There'll be a Storm of Blood in your pants after you're done eating.

How the hell do I quit this game? Has anyone been addicted to MMOs before? Advice?

>>387920485
Uninstall it. After a few days you will no longer want to play it.

>>387920485
Hit yourself in the nuts with a hammer every time you feel like playing. Basic operative conditioning.

>>387920552
Would that really work? I log in for the social aspect and would feel bad if I just left my FC

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>>387917023
>worked in the pizza biz
>sometimes people would 'give life tips' as the tip and close the door after with no real tip

>>387920157
i like the domino's pan pizza but i think the regular pizza tastes like cardboard, it's so weird to me
the sides are good at least

>>387916423

>he doesn't just use the neighbors address and shoot the delivery guy for free pizza

>>387912738
Uh, can I order this outside of australia?

>>387912738
I'd rather have some Cup Noodles™

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10 years too late m'friend

Little Caesars > Domino's

>>387912738
>game requires sub fee
>software/account setup is still valued at some premium amount
>food for regular price becomes a "deal"
only gamers are this stupid

>>387920112
I dunno, I question the dough that's used with it. It's like sandpaper.

>>387920925
I think the pizza would be a little cold by the time it got to you mate.

>>387920704
Do you have a job? You won't play as much if you have a job and some days you may be too tired to play after work. If you tell your free company your job has a lot of hours then they'll understand.

>>387921125
>getting a $60 game along with $25 each expansions for almost free with food

Yeah sure needing the sub is the downside but it's a heck of a deal

>>387921050
every game needs a /pizza command

>>387921323
College student but I don't want to fall behind in my classes, but at the same time don't want to fall behind in raiding. I suck at time management

>>387913608
Avoid the Noid

>>387921237
I like cold pizza.

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>>387920951
I like how you can't see the fucking noodles, like they gotta add beef to make it look good.

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>>387918515
>Vegetables on pizza

>>387920485
Keep playing it. The combination of being burnt out, plus any unwanted changes will send you running for the hills.

That's what WoW Legion did for me. Just about every single aspect of the game became poison.

>>387913258
Considering it's the least unhealthy thing on that "menu", they can't put too much of them on there.

>>387912738
I can get a pizza from a local place here for $7.50 that comes with a topping and a drink and is lightyears better than Dominoshit. You couldn't pay me to eat that garbage. $49.95, lmao

>>387921894
white bread is shit

>>387912738
Only if the pizza has pineapple on it.

yum

>>387915986
What game has a collector edition that doesn't come with the game itself?

>>387922107
Nice info, but irrelevant.

>>387921050
Hahaha. FUCK this was actually real. God damn.

Watching foodies argue is fascinating to me. I don't have a great sense of taste so thing are kind of samey to me. One pizza is much the same as another pizza. But you guys argue like there's this huge difference.

>>387922342
get your taste buds checked

>>387921407
Can't help you there, I went to a 2 year tech college than went to work. Never had falling behind an issue as much as finding time to play.

That and I only recently started ff14. Neither job I play is above level 20 and I don't play without my bros too often so I don't just have to adjust for my time schedule but theirs as well.

>>387922403
I think it's more related to my sense of smell. My nose was broken when I was really young and I can't smell for shit.

I don't think I would want it fixed. When everything tastes samey you can eat what's healthy or convenient.

>>387921407
If you can function at 100% with 7 hours of sleep you have no excuse. If not then I'm sorry for you.

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>>387921695
>not having the perfect meat and veg combo

Fucking pleb

>>387922342
the ingredients and constitution of the crust as well as the flavor of the sauce can vary wildly depending on where you order from
i find that most small/local places tend to taste a little samey whereas big franchises have their own unique crust/flavor
however, this usually results in small/local places being better because they simply taste good (and are usually cheaper) whereas the big chains end up having weird or shitty pizza because they try too hard to be unique

>>387921050
/pizza

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*drops mic*

>>387922957
literal garbage in a box

>>387921568
even if it were nothing but liquid and noodles you still wouldn't see the noodles you pleb

go make a cup a noodle right now

>>387922957
I get a stomach ache every single time. Im all for cost effective shit but this is just an actual meme. Like its 1/3rd of the cost of anyone else but they must be doing something to the pizza like this is donated pizza or something. It hurts to eat it like no hyperbole I get physically ill every time I have some. How is it even legal. The one place that sold it downtown was booming for the first year it came up but then it went out of business.

>>387921695
>the stereotypical amerilard who hates vegetables is real
lol

>>387922957
Literally the cheapest quality ingredients they can get ahold of. How anyone can eat this refuse is a mystery to me.

>>387922957
>tfw there is a family pizza biz down the street that also offers $5 pizzas that taste waaaay better than Ceasars'
>tfw I also got food poisoning from there too
fug

>>387922957
The one thing that brings /v/ together, the universal hatred of this digusting trash. Makes me sick every time I eat it

>>387923567
Vegetables are fine, I just don't like them on pizza. Eat a salad nigga.

>>387922957
>little caesar by my home always has a line out the door
>when there's like 5 other BETTER pizza places in the same vicinity

what the fuck is wrong with people

>>387921050
/pizza me daddy

>>387924901
poverty

>>387924901
People view pizzas as cheap alternatives to cooking instead of the maximum expressions of culinary skill they truly are.

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>>387924825
>Mfw I order mushroom, green pepper, onion, olives, jalapenos, and bacon and you can't stop me

I live in Greece and we have the following offers:

20€: 2x large pizzas, 1x garlic bread (it's like a small pizza), fries with bbq sauce, 1.5L coke

20€: 2x Jumbo pizzas

25€: 2x Jumbo pizzas, 1x garlic bread (it's like a small pizza), fries with bbq sauce, 1.5L coke

Also free bread sticks with last order's coupon, so always. And it's like a huge back of bread sticks.

>>387925406
Maybe you should be paying it back, before paying for a pizza

>>387925406
>ordering anything that isn't a pizza from a pizza place
Stop doing this.

>>387925541
I really like their garlic pizza thingie, and the fries aren't bad at all

>>387925406
But you don't get £70 worth of game with it though.

>>387925541
>he doesn't order ribs from his pizza place

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>>387918637

>>387921050

I was playing Everquest 2 when this was a thing, I don't know anyone who actually used it.

>>387921050
Was just about to post this. underage fags don't know their pizzammo history.

>>387914990
>Not degreasing your pizza
What kind of pleb are you?

>>387925287
And I'll slap pineapple on mine. I'm not into veggues but Pineapple is legit good on pizza. I'm also more of a cheese guy.

>>387921050
You could make a fucking massive collage from pizza places that have had MMO-related ads.

>>387922957
Tastes better than every other Pizza joint in town. And it's dirt cheap and always hot n ready too. Me and my bros go to pizza place aside from my faggy bro who insists on Papa Murphy's

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>>387921695
...You do know what that red sauce on your pizza is made from, right?
and don't pretend to be retarded and say "but tomatoes are fruit!"

>>387926325
but tomatoes are fruit!

>>387921050

World of Warcraft made a Panda Express joke after this came out

To this day, typing /panda or /pizza in game has an emote of like "___ is hungry!"

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>>387926920
Oh fuck I remember that one. That was pretty good.

>Doing Savage out of order locks you out of previous rewards
This game just finds new fucking ways to piss me off I swear to fucking God.

>>387926325
>All pizza is made with tomato sauce
This is untrue and yes Tomato is a fruit fuck off

>>387926325
>The fact that tomato are fruits is retarded
American education!