>load up YouTube game play video >HEY PEOPLE WHAT'S UP

>Video has an intro for the user
Instant shut off

>YouTube greets or acknowledges potential audience

What a fag

>video title doesn't have 'no commentary'
>surprised by commentary
WOW I DIDN'T EVEN PRESS ANYTHING

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>Walk down the street
>Guy walking pasts me says "hello"

>>387889203
The "acknowledgement" is empty words with no real meaning because he doesn't even know you exist. You're watching a video.

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>Go to YouTube
>Video with no intro and no speaking
>Text is well placed and the description gives a full text walkthrough

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>>387889125
>Look for a song from a game
>Person has his 30 second intro at the start
>Song is two minutes long
>There are already numerous higher quality versions uploaded

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>want to look up a chill walkthrough
>[No Commentary] Game Longrun

>>387889064
>post a youtube video with no commentary
>demonitized, you're not popular enough to get away with it

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>>387890628
>looking up a walkthrough
>not buying the official prima strategy guide at target

>title in English
>video and the description in some foreign language
>comment section filled with that foreign language
How and why does this happen? What the fuck

>game added new voice lines in a patch
>just want to see what they are
>"HERE'S WHAT I BELIEVE THIS 4 WORD SENTENCE COULD MEAN THERE'S SOME DEEPER DARKER SIDES TO THIS CHARACTER THAT WE ARE JUST BEGGING TO SEE NEW SIDES OF AND FURTHER MORE..."

>x on y platform gameplay no commentary
>HEY SUP GUISE I'M FAGGOTGAMER98

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>go to youtube
>load up a movie version of a video game so i don't have to put the effort into playing it

>>387889064
Please comment, activate notifications, like, subscribe and 2x mcdoubles a bigmac and a coke.

>>387890628
>mfw I watched like 4 hours of soul rever gameplay with no audio
it was so fucking comfy. There should really be a trend where people do 100% runs with no commentary. I'd watch it over lets plays in a heartbeat.

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>>387889064
>willingly clicking on and trying to watch a youtube gameplay video in the first place

>>387891031
>There should really be a trend where people do 100% runs with no commentary
... just add no commentary to your search...lol

>any talking at all
>Instantly worthless
Why can't they shut up they're never funny

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>>387889064
>go on /v/
>first thread is:
>load up YouTube game play video
>HEY PEOPLE WHAT'S UP

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yo whats good youtube its your boy ______ back at you again with another video about _____ but before we get into it give this video a like and subscribe as it really helps me out

>>387889612
>say hello back, comment on how it's a nice day (perhaps sarcastically if it's shitty out)
shit kid it's not hard. You'd never make it in the canadian suburbs

>>387891069

There's nothing wrong with this. I like watching gameplay videos to see what a game is like since trailers show next to nothing. I just mute the audio so I don't have to listen to some idiot talk nonstop

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its fine if they're cute and disassociate itself from any real human beings

>>387891156
>what is up youtube its your boy here back at it again with another video about GAME but before we get into that I want to talk about this unrelated subject for the next 6 minutes

>hi guys sorry about the lack of uploads lately, i've been sick.

I really, really don't care.

>>387891289
more like it's fine if you're a lonely virgin

>>387889203
>>387889064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROuS6F1kmM0

>Open youtube video
>It's 10 minutes of continuous gameplay
>However douche channel owner is talking about some completely unrelated subject over the entire thing

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>stretches out something that could literally be explained in 10 seconds into a 10 minute video

>>387891496
Dayum, he got BTFO.

>want to look up latest vidya trailer from original developer or publisher's channel
>all top results are reuploads or reactions to game trailer
>original trailer nowhere to be found
I hate nu youtube so much

>>387891530
I thought this was a Dunkey video for a second, but its actually some bigger faggot holyshit

>>387891812
>eceleb nuthugger triggered hard as fuck
lol

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>High tier
completionist LP breakdowns with informative commentary about the game design choices and technical aspects about what's going on
Silent LP videos as complement to an in depth text LP
>Mid tier
Casual blind LP where the player is simply commenting about what they're doing and can do so without being distracted
Comedic LP with a guy who's actually funny and is actually good at the fucking game
>Low tier
Clickbait LP of whatever's popular at the moment by a "youtuber"
"Comedic" LP by a guy who isn't naturally funny or able to comment without distracting himself so much that he misses things that are blatantly obvious and fucks up endlessly
>Here be dragons
>So far from God's light tier
Memespouting minecraft videos
People who fail and rage on camera, making complete embarrassments of themselves for views

>find a video that claims to solve a problem I have been having
>notepad is already loaded up, ready to go

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>when they are just playing a game as soon as possible just cause it's popular but, don't practice first.
God damn is it too much to ask for them to get good before they record?

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>>387892068
>Memespouting minecraft videos
>tfw a lot of them are pedophiles preying on children

>>387891898
miyamoto was right

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>>387889064
>go on /v/
>make the same garbage threads a million times