WHAT? I DIED? WHAT WAS I SUPPOSE TO DO???

I see what you did there OP.

When Mario dies, is he replaced by an exact replica?

>>387867651
WOW I WAS BLOCKING THE WHOLE TIME!

Is this a thinly veiled avgn thread

I WASN'T PRESSING ANYTHING

I WAS PRESSING BUTTONS OH MY GAWD

>>387867651
Convince it to stop it's murderous crusade using logic and patient understanding

MIKE? CAN YOU GET IN HERE? DAMN THING'S BROKEN, THIS LITTLE THUMB GUY BROKE MY CHARACTER

OH C'MON NO TUTORIAL NO NOTHING WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DOOO

>Cant tell if avgn thread or pissed off pedro thread

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>>387867651

>mfw people hold this up as some kind of genius design about natural trial and error tutorials when you're actually just supposed to have read the fucking manual that came with the game

>>387867742
>Ending A: bing bing w[A]hoo

It's more fun to hate him if you believe it, but DSP is clearly just pretending for views right? No pne wants to legitimately broadcast themselves whining and moaning over a game.

>>387867651
>nu/v/ literally defends this trash trial and error gameplay
Disgusting.

>>387867958
>implying kids will spend their time reading a manual

>>387868045
Fuck off. No one else grew like the little shit you are, I had loving parents who brought me the games and l read the manual on my way home or while waiting for my turn to play. The hyperactive scum who swarms the world today wouldn't have patience, not me.

>>387868045
When I was a kid the manual was my favorite part of the game, not joking.

>>387868392
>those gigantic manuals for PSX games
Those where the times

>game about jumping
>punishes you for jumping haphazardly

Mario was never good.

>>387868478
PC ones were the shit too.

>>387868045

When I was a kid I always read the manual thoroughly. Hell, when I was grounded and stuck in my room without video games one way I'd pass the time is by repeatedly reading all my game manuals. I loved looking at the art, reading the lore, studying the techniques... it was cool as shit, like reading through a design document. Manual creation is truly a lost art.

>>387868651
I can't say, I got my pc vidya from a magazine they used to sell in my home country. Came with one/two full games and a demo disk with a bunch of stuff and shareware. I miss those years.

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>>387867958
It's not genius, it's just really well-designed.

>>387867651
623A

>>387867651
Pick the right dialogue choices you dope

>>387867651
WAHOO!

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>mfw DSP just got hacked and it turns out he has a brazzers subscription
>mfw his patreons are literally paying for him to jerk off

>>387869761
Didn't he get caught on camera jacking off ages ago?
They know what he does.

How could a man love games so much but never get better?

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>>387868217
>>387868392
>>387868726
>Gaming manuals used to have a lot of cool and often colorful art in them, along with fun tidbits of lore or something about a character
>Now we have fucking none of that anymore
>Those big gaming manuals for games are worthless aside from collection purposes

>>387869761
>Brazzers

Ugh...

>>387869994
i would unwrap and read all of those

>>387869994
I loved games like TIE Fighter and Privateer 2 that had multiple manuals and inserts. That shit was great.

>>387869994
I loved those manuals. I remember I even bought the NES TMNT 2 manual off a friend for a couple bucks because I loved the illustrations and screens and info.

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>>387869761
>>387869830
>>387870072

Doesn't he have a girlfriend? Why is he looking at porn?

>>387870178
>implying guys with girlfriends never ever look at porn
also no she dumped him lol not enough money

>>387869994
Oh no we still have them. Only they're less useful, called "art books" and we pay extra for them.

>>387870178
You didn't hear? She dumped him a week after he proposed to her

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>>387870178
She dumped his ass months ago


Here's what the hacker did with Phil's wifi

>>387870279
DSP is done, it's over

>>387867958
You don't need to read the manual
It's moving and it has a scary face, it's a bad guy, don't touch it

>>387870247
did he really propose to her lol

>>387870402
He found out she was wearing a fake ring and flirting with people on Twitter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYJ2h4c-OuQ
So he proposes to her in the most blasé way possible in an attempt to keep her from leaving him. Buys a cheap ass ring online through his girlfriend's Etsy account, and two weeks later they "mutually broke up."

>>387867959
>Ending B: so long, gay [B]owser

>>387870634
christ alive that is the most pathetic thing ive ever read

>>387867742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRozarc1kSo

>>387870279
>>387870402
>>387870634
>>387870803
I thought relationships weren't about money.....I thought they were about love and trust?

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>>387871000
Not in America, my man!
These days marriage is literally a trap for men since women are favored so heavily in divorce cases, and chances are sooner or later she'll get bored, throw you aside and look for someone else to mooch off of that has more money and/or a bigger dick.

>>387871000
What could you love and trust more than money?

>>387870943
>If you stomp on a Koopa Troopa, he becomes the laughter with tears of joy emoji
What did they mean by this?

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>>387871000
Leawna needed the detractor dick, she wanted to be Fred Fuched. Nothing Phil could do

>>387871000
That wasn't a real relationship. Phil was a desperate old loser stringing along a girl young enough she could be his daughter, and Leanna was a gold-digging succubus whose life has already started to improve without him

>>387871198
Nintendo did it first.

>tfw when mario dies and he looks at the screen he can see you the player and realizes life is a curse, and he's being controlled. the horror he feels isn't just his own death, but having to confront the entity that sent him to his doom.

>>387871142
Preach it rabbi

>>387871248
Wait, how old are they?

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So on level 2, the objective is to get blue spheres.

Simple enough, but it never said I can't get the red ones also.

What a shitload of fuck!

Shouldn't it just say don't get red spheres? How was I supposed to figure that out?

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>>387871000

Because western women are absolute cancer.

>>387871362
he started talking to her when she was 17. he was mid to late 20s at the time

>AVGN
>DSP
>PreRec
>AJ
the game

>>387870787
>Ending C: the wonderful wailing of [C]harles Martinet

>>387871000
Such is the system we live in, everything is a transaction. I might as well post my resume, credit score and recent tax return on a dating site.

>>387871362
DSP is 38. I can't find Leanna's but she's in her early-to-mid 20s.

>>387867651
Was this supposed to be a DSP thread or what? I hnoestly can't tell right now.

>>387871682
>Ending D: luigi's [D]eath

>>387872164
>Ending E: hey B[e]ter

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Why did the AVGN steal Phil's material?

>>387872282
>Ending F: the penguin who [F]ell

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>>387867742

alright, give me the full enchilada on DSP saying "I made let's plays popular!"

>>387873014
That autistic fuck didnt really say that, did he?