Daily reminder that Mipha took Link's virginity.

>>387851952
No, she didn't.

>>387851952
Link is for hand holding and sometimes tender love making

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>>387852083
Well... there is that random bed that you can sleep in that's just on the outskirts of Zora's Domain for seemingly no reason...

Mipha is my wife though.

>>387853185
And?

>>387851952
does she even have a hooha?

Wasn't there a half-zora NPC in one of the Zelda games?

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Today I will remind them. https://pastebin.com/JGwAPiS4
>>387853985
What in the dick are you talking about?

>>387851952
i dont remember this scene.

>>387854119
>Link literally cannot stop thinking of food
Hilarious. Nice ending, too.

>>387855245
I'm not the writer. Original poster is >>>/aco/1635183

>>387851952
I think you misspelled "Midna"

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>>387855943

>>387856403
Yeah, I don't know how Nintendo skirted the ratings with this scene

>>387856403
leaks when

>>387851952
Selmie is the best girl though.

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>>387856403
What the hell am I looking at?
I like it.
Link to scene, please?

>>387853391

The Bed Is Used For Fucking!!

>>387857413
I don't see where you're going with this.

>>387857339
use obvious tags on any porn site

>>387857413
Says who?

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>>387857339
>>387857553
I actually haven't found a link to the whole dealio

>>387857772
I get that that's just shading but it looks like a fucking five o clock shadow.

>>387857772
>Whole dealio
Wait- it's a porn animation? I assumed that gif was just out of context. Your picture concerns me, though. Animator isn't a footfag, is he?

>>387857339
sableserviette on tumblr my nigga

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>>387854119
Well, if we want to be accurate, Link would have to bite onto one of Mipha's pectoral fins for leverage and insert his two claspers into her cloaca. If Mipha does it on her back, she'll enter a trans like state and go limp.
She'll either get pregnant or lay a mermaids purse in a safe place. If we want to go the tiger shark route, the first embryo to develop will eat its unborn siblings for nutrients.
tldr autism.

>>387858235
>Link
>having claspers
Welp, I hope the Goddesses are kind to him.

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>>387858142
>first image is Zelda getting fucked by a bokoblin
BOKO'D

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>>387856403
>>387857772
>August 21
>this still hasn't leaked

goddamn

>>387858651
it's just three shekels, anon

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>>387858651
it's on his tumblr though, anon

>>387858826
That's only samples

>>387856403
What program does he use? 3ds max? It's a pretty convincing copy.

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>pairing link with a girl

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>>387858816
Seems like the full videos are 10 bucks, the lower tiers just get more pics and gifs. I'll probably pay for it eventually.

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If human vagina smells like fish, does it means that fish vagina smells like human?

>just wanted a full fucking face-obscuring helmet
>ended up going through most of the game in a lynel mask instead
One of my only complaints about this game other than the fact that I can't ever see myself replaying it.

>>387859012
>paying for porn
>not just waiting a few weeks or even months at most
>not just fapping to the infinite amount of free poor available

Do whatever you want with your money man.

>>387858913
>let's put a beverage that has even more sugar by volume into the can, now it's healthy!

>>387859157
From what I've seen of the game it's not meant for religious replays, it's meant for one ginormous "do all of it you filthy little whore" playthrough.

>>387859317
I played through it without using the shrine sensor, I just looked at the map and went places I thought looked interesting. I haven't fought ganon yet but I'm getting there, just finishing up some memories and quests. Definitely feel like I've gotten my money's worth at 115 hours. It's repetitive as fuck but the presentation is so good I can't put it down somehow.

>>387859264
that stuffs actually a good chunk less sugar then the fanta, the main joke here is that...that shit tastes really weird because its low sugar. its "light" apple juice. ive had it before.

>>387859264
Dunno why I decided on this post to take someone to school but

>Apple Juice
100%, no sugar added, 1 cup
>113 calories
>0.3 g fat
>10 mg Soduim
>250 mg Potassium
>28 g carbs
>24 g sugar carbs
>Small amounts of Calcium, Vitamin C, Iron, Magnesium

>Orange Soda
1 cup
>107 calories
>37 mg Sodium
>29 g carbs
>29 g sugar carbs
>Literally no other nutritional value

Sources:
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/food/calories/fanta-orange-soda-355ml-12-oz-406705656
https://www.google.com/search?q=100%25+apple+juice+nutritional+facts&oq=100%25+apple+juice+nutritional+facts&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.4707j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

Get fuckin' rekt

>>387859868
see
>>387859757

its diet coke edition of apple juice. it still has calories but it has a lot less and....as the little girl shows, its pretty awful

>>387856042
lmao, but we're not talking about TP link here :)

>>387860508

>lmao

Don't laugh at me.
Thanks.

>>387858913
>that pic

this is why poor people are poor and stay poor

>>387860348
I wasn't aware that it was lite, but I didn't measure Fanta against lite either. I just knew he was full of shit and wanted to call him on it.

About god damned apple juice.

>>387851952
Do you think Mipha and Link did lewd together things as children?

>>387851952
Link wasn't virgin in the first place.

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>>387857609

>>387857413
What if you sleep with your parents?

>>387863087
That's called incest, anon

>>387862440
You mean?

>>387862440
Explain.