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Shitty ports/remakes

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Fucking up by doing the bare minimum turning gold into shit. Let's see them. We will start with a classic shitty port. Made on the same system that gave us 3 Sonic Advance games and a year after Sonic Rush a shitty port of Sonic 1 with fucked up music and physics
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>tfw bought this on day 1 without reading reviews
>it's just sonic 1, how could they possibly fuck this up?
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>>387845859
There are thousands of ports of Sonic 1 and you choose the single worst one. Why did you need it on GBA just play it anywhere else
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>>387845748
>Sonic 15th anniversary
>Sonic 2006, Sonic Genesis

What did Sega mean by this?
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>>387846001
This was literally the first port of Sonic 1 on a portable, and the first one that attempted to add the spindash.
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>>387846162
Come out the same month in 2006
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>>387846508
>actually owning a PSP before it was hacked
I don't speak to niggers.
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>>387846618
Your arguing over purchasing Sonic Genesis. You don't have any high ground to stand on
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>>387847659
Look what thread you're in, you stupid fuck.
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>>387845748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwkQu_qSjg4
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>>387845748
>tfw accidentally bought this instead of sonic advance
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>>387848010
Meanwhile on the GBC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfYR1SSJSiU

>>387845748
Pic related makes me sad. The art isn't horrible, but the soundtrack is fucking terrible compared to the Special Edition.

HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIYVlaGc8Og

Special Edition: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bB2IiucSKlc
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Someone had the bright idea to port Dead Rising, one of the premier Xbox titles at the time, to the Wii. I haven't played it myself, but I've heard it was bad.
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>>387849783
That being said, I did own this:
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>>387848010
Meanwhile on the GG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSJ4zJ-p1vw
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>>387849783
It wasn't as bad as you'd think.
Rather than a port, it was a complete remake in Resident Evil 4's engine, and while it wasn't ideal it still wasn't bad.
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Not only did we not get web swinging, but we got an entirely different game on PC.
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Anyone else feel like playing DOOM in a tiny ass window?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE1uU3SWm7s
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>>387850573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVMOdZdKuqI
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This would be an alright port if A) they didn't butcher the music and B) If it didn't run at a million sanics per hour fullscreen.
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>>387850573
3DO's Doom was done in 10 weeks by a single woman.

The code is pretty impressive given the circumstances.
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>>387851592
Not exactly. She transitioned in 2003. That being said, the hour long talk she did on her youtube channel is quite interesting and worth listening to.
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>>387849897
game gear's entire library was like the island of misfit ports
https://youtu.be/8D-D-jTU09A
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>>387851950
Speaking of Mortal Kombat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UNLd8HaS9Y
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>>387845748

>When you piss off an autist so bad he ported the game himself and added new features

It's a shame it wasn't a full blown port.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFwxF-7vSrQ
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>>387851592
Not a fan of the CD audio version's of the music they used but its still better than the fart noises of the 32x version.
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>>387852548
FYI, this is the same autist who worked on Sonic Mania.
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>>387852548
>developer fucks the game up
>fans release better version
any fanbases aside from Sonic and Smash Bros that are this autistic?
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>>387852735

Not the Mega Man fanbase that's for sure.

They release a bunch of rom hacks that just turn the game into IWBTG because "LOL MEGA MAN IS SUPPOSED TO BE IMPOSSIBLY HARD! XD" when that was never the fucking case.
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>>387852735
dark soulsfags? every time they release one on pc the fanbase has to patch the living shit out of it themselves
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>>387852841
Theres a couple good fan creations like Rokko Chan and that one Megaman 4 hack. Mega Maker is pretty good too.
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>>387852841
Wasn't that Street Fighter crossover game decent?
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>>387852841
>>387853015
I also just remembered that these exist:

http://megaman.wikia.com/wiki/Rockman_7_Famicom
http://megaman.wikia.com/wiki/Rockman_8_Famicom
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>>387849897
The Neogeo Pocket was underappreciated
It has some great fighting games

https://youtu.be/Tar_m3hqGvU
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>>387853015

No

It only received attention because it was officially endorsed by Capcom
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