>Wolfensteen

>Wolves teen

Why are Americans incapable of pronouncing German surnames? Especially when your country is full of them, if you know what I mean.

>>387800959
americans are incapable of pronouncing anything outside of their own country.
>Mario
>Says Merryo.

the rule for german is easy: if it's ie, it's a long e, if it's ei, it's a long i

so wolfenstein has an i sound

>>387800959
>>387801037
>Porsche
>says Porch

>>387801103
It's pronounced wulfenstayn.

>>387800959
>>387801037
Americans pronounce everything correctly as whatever Americans say is what goes
>inb4 butthurt alt-right Eurotrash
Sorry, honnies but that's just the way the cookie croombles

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>Ninja Gay-den

>>387801037
I have never heard any American say "Merry-o", not even once. One the other hand, I have heard most brits mispronounce it as such.

>vulfenshtein

>>387801037
I've never heard a single person ever say that, you obsessed cuck.

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>american with a german surname
>its a jew

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>>387800756
>Wolfenstain

>>387801229
you mean vulfenstine.

>>387801287
lol this cant be real

>>387801246
>whatever americans say is what goes
must be sad being this unilingual

>>387801432
Do you also say froaderick?

>>387801246
>as whatever subhuman non-whites say is what goes

>>387801516
Never met a kraut named Frederick, so I guess not until I do.

>>387801514
>unilingual

>>387801457

It's real. Hitler was in the FBI.

>>387801103
dont care because german is gay and I wont respect their language by pronouncing their words correctly

>>387801623
Well why isnt it froaderick vulfenstine?

>>387801864

ok lil fat kid

>>387801432
It's pronounced scheisse.

>>387801153
>Things that never happen

>>387802026
uwot
literally every non-european says it like that, fucking annoys the shit out of me as a car guy

>>387801037
americans are incapable of anything. It's why everyone calls them dumb and loud

>>387800959
>Especially when your country is full of them
America is full of Mexicans, not Germans. There are fuck all actual Germans in the USA. Those muh hertiage mongrels are not German.

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>>387801037
>tfw can only say merry-o thanks to /v/

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>BEE EM DOUBYU

>>387801823
He founded it.

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>>387803875
why cant they just say it like normalpeople

>>387804534
>normies
>people

I can forgive nearly all of these because they're usually down to accent or how the people in your family/social group pronounce things and you adopt them. However

>turrent

I'll never get, you're literally reading the word 'turret' and changing the word vocally.

>tfw midwest
>tfw overwhelming german heritage means this shit doesn't happen
On the flip side we have to listen to everyone else butcher the place names we stole from the indians.

>>387803875
BÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄÄM WÄÄÄÄÄÄ

>>387800959
>>387801037
Obsessed

>maylay

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>>387805163

Mayback Murrsaydees

>hahah subhuman chinks
>no chinks to respond

>haha frogeaters who don't clean themselves
>frogs don't respond because they don't care

>haha poland lmao
>no one responds because everyone knows it's poles making fun of poles

>haha germans destroying europe
>no one responds because germans aren't insecure

>haha americans say word badly
>OBSESSED OBSESSED WHY DO YOU THINK ABOUT US ALL DAY WHY YOU SO OBSESSED AT LEAST WE AREN'T YUROS HAHAHA MUSLIMS RAPE RAPE OBSESSED

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>>387801426
>Wolfenstein

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>Taidus

>>387805439
This, Americans are so fucking insecure

like why man

>>387805439
>>387805573
Rent-free in your mind

>>387803875
Yeah that's what it's called in English retard.

Don't tell me you're one of those faggots that pronounces Volkswagen like "Volksvagen" or pronounces bratwurst like "bratvurst" or Munich like "München". You know everybody cringes when you do that shit right?

>>387801037
Americans call it Marry-o you obsessed cuck. Only faggots call him Merry-o
Also. You fags are incapable of saying say guh and pronounce say far like a mongoloid.

>>387805439
OB

FUCKING

SESSED

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>>387801153

>Porsh
>Coop
>Wolxvagen
>convertible
>aloominum
>Labmorjeeny

>>387801457
It's from Danger 5

>>387800756
It's official, we're now in the Wolfenstien universe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJazytih9UE

>>387805439
kek, their whole country is summed in that article:

>american suing workmates because can't handle the banter

Wait a minute, do burgers say "Eensteen"???

>>387805650
>hi yes, i'd love a small coffee, some juice and a KWASSAWNNN

>Burlin
>Emsterdamn

>>387805439
Because it's almost always "why do Americans do/say X" or "why are Americans so X".

>>387806615
It's because americans are the most insecure and easily provoked of the bunch.

>>387806615
Fuck off insecure burger. I'm a fucking leaf and I embrace all the shitposting.

Yurops lost the right to criticize the US when they demonstrated their complete and utter weakness to vans.
You can't even keep your shitty little union together.
But please, do continue to tell us what we're doing wrong, and how we should be more like you.

>>387806615
Because americans always do the all the retarded shit

>when your continent is so cucked you let Germany take over for a 3rd time and now you're being brought to your knees by a few vans

>>387802951
He's talking about jews, retard.

>>387807078
>dumb burger thinks he can't be critised because other places have problems

>>387807505
>dumb euro can't come up with a real response and has to greentext
Not helping your case buddy.

walfenstoin

Still no one mentioned that you have to pronounce st in german with a "sh"-sound. So it should be pronounced Volfanshtine.

>>387807616
There's no point arguing, everyone with a brain knows every place has problem and thus can be mocked. Not my fault you're a insecure bitch.

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>>387806542

Ick bin een Burliner!

>>387800959
Lol Charlottesville?

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>>387805439
>>387805573
>>387806729
>>387806885
>>387807113
You've never been to /pol/ if you think Americans are the only ones who can't handle the bantz. There's thin skinned Brits who cry and scream "muh empire", there's Germans who just love to use the "n-no, you!" argument, Russians hate being called out for being 3rd world white trash...

And don't even get me started on Loos or Leafs. Bottom of the barrel human scumb who reply to everything.

>>387808095
ad hominem AND ad populum, nice

>>387806542
Those are ""translated""names though

by that standard you should be scolding them for saying 'germany' instead of deutschland just as much

>>387808443
Well then shit on them and make them butthurt and sensitive.
So far everyone knows burgers are thin-skinned and thick-headed and thus an easy target.

>>387808571

You can translate city names?

>>387808636
This is just too burger to be anything but a false flag.
Try subtler next time.

>>387800756
>Ornsteen and Smough

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>>387808957
>ornstine and smoff

>>387808636
>on mongolian cave painting site
>not knowing about nihon

>>387808636
yes

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>>387800821
>we will never ever get a Teen Wolf game

>>387801968
Ok Eyegor

>>387808587
Of course I do. Every country has its idiots and babies who can't handle jokes. It's just unfortunate my country has had more than usual lately.

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Pokemans

FRAU BLUCHER!

>>387801287
>manly_tears_buys_a_halloween_costume.jpg

>>387808636
Yes to localise the pronunciation, like Poland's capital Warszawa becomes Warsaw.
Fucking war saw

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>>387809326

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>>387809364

>>387810143
mein neger

Is it vulfenshtain?

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>this thread

>>387805665
>Americans call it Marry-o you obsessed cuck.
Not him but Marry-o, while not merry-o, is still an incorrect way of saying it. It's as easy as listening to the character say it and mimic it (without the accent).

>berenstain

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>>387809326
>Pokeymans

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let's settle this once and for all

is it Eegor or I-gor?

>>387801037
But it's okay when foreigners mispronounced everything in English
Fucking obsessed yurocucks

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>>387810664
It's Igoru

>>387804813
What about "nucular"?

>>387801361
You're probably confusing Brits with Aussies or Leafs.

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>>387810664
Eegor. Never heard anyone say I-gor but that's not it.

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>Zee-no gears

>>387811159
Nuqulure

How is it that I speak perfect accent-free English but Americans can't even pronounce a surname of another language?

When will Aaron Greenberg ever stop looking like he hasn't showered for a decade?

>>387800959
>>387807389
Why do jews have german last names anyway

>>387809326
Porkyman

>>387811456
because you don't lol

>>387811909
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashkenazi_Jews

>>387811456
it only sounds "accent free" in your head.

I live in Connecticut and I have no idea what you yuros are talking about, everyone around here pronounces everything correctly. Hell, all of New England speaks "the Queen's English" a lot better than you bongs and your retarded slang.

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>>387811909

They also adopted Polish and Russian surnames

>>387812559

Connect i cut

>>387805650
Pronouncing words correctly is simply a sign of knowledge, only dumb, arrogant people would "cringe" at that.
I mean if you have an English substitute, like munich, then yes by all means say it, but if you are too dense to pronounce simple words like "bratwurst", which require you to pronounce zero foreign sounds, it simply means you don't know any better, so don't get upset if other people do.

>>387801153
>Saying it correctly

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>queue

>kweh ueh

>>387812485
Faking an English or masking your own accent isn't that hard: Back in school some kids got to go on an exchange for half a year. As soon as they came back they all had this really obnoxious accent. You could tell it wasn't natural, but the native accent was gone. You probably only speak one language, so it's hard for you to understand how the process of learning one works, but you lose your accent over time if you keep trying.

>>387813027
It is supposed to snap your neck, have fun suffocating and dangling mid air like a flaccid schlong in the wind.

>>387801153
Carlton?

>Natzi
Just shoot me

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>MAYNE-GA

>>387813302
>hit-ler

>>387812559
>all of New England

I would agree if that didn't include Massachusetts, that "pahk the caa in the yaad" shit is terrible.

>>387813538

That's Mark Wahlbergs accent?

>>387813302
>>387813479
>a-dolf

>>387800756
>You gonna worsh them dishes n'at 'fore the Stiller game?
Pittsburgh is suffering.

>>387813479
>Aye-doulf

>>387805158
Obessed

>>387805736
>aloominum

This is correct, though. It is the proper name as chosen by Sir Humphry Davy.

>>387813759
>slyap

>>387813910
IUPAC accepts both

>>387814151
Only because gormless Brits have been throwing a hissy fit about rhyming with palladium for 200 years.

The proper pronunciaton for "Stein" is "Shtine". You do an sh-sound for the st and the ei is like the english I

>>387801037
No one here calls him merry o you stupid eurotrash

>>387814280
And uranium and potassium and plutonium and ytterbium and terbium and yttrium and erbium and a bunch of others

reminds me of those weebs who pronounce a Japanese characters name with all the extra consonants the worst offenders are dragonball weebs

>>387814526
People pronouncing words correctly = Bad?

Epic, it's not like it takes much effort to know how to pronounce fucking Wolfenstein or some shit

>>387814526
KAKAROTTO
BEIJITA
KURIRIN

>>387813115
Ekshually bratwurst has an alveolar approximant which we don't have in English.

>>387801037
That is literally only a thing British people do.

>>387814512
Shut up, Mordin.

>>387814661
no, im talking about when for example, a character with the name Fred should have it pronounced as "Fred" but weebs would say it like "furedo" instead because thats how they say it in their chinese cartoons even though the intention was for the first pronunciation.

>>387812743
Hes talking about BMW you autistic fuck
Why thefuck shouldnwe pronounce it the german way when we have a different pronunciation of W?

>>387805439
>Being this obsessed

>>387815439
>even though the intention was for the first pronunciation.


No, they cram foreign words into their restrictive syllabary and never make even a token effort to emulate the native pronunciation

You ask a Jap where the convenience store is and they'll stare at you like a deer in headlights, the heck is a convenience store?
OH! You meant the konbini, why didn't you say so?

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>>387813946
Cyka Slyap

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>>387805439
>>387808587
>>387806729
>whenever burgers get sensitive euros ALWAYS respond with how sensitive they are instead of ignoring it

you guys are way more retarded than americans it's pathetic

t. BR

>>387805439
>>387817034
I'd say if you have to point out how sensitive they are, you're a pretty big bitch too

>>387814816
>>387801361
What is this meme? I'm British and have never heard this once. Fucking yank propoganda.

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>>387817785
/v/ can't even force a meme right, here comes the teaguy tell ya all to shut the fuck up about Merryo speech. AY LMAO

>>387808636
Some cities has translation yes. In my country most cities has 2 names.

>Calling crayons Crowns
>Calling caramel Car-mul

>>387800959
Know some dudes last name is Roesler and it's pronounced like wrestler but people say Roh-sler or Ross-ler

>>387800756
Łulfensztajn

Get on the Polish level bitch

>>387818935
>pronouncing Graham like gram

This is why english is the hardest language to learn. This thread right here.

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>>387819526
>english is the hardest language to learn

spoken like a true burger

>REEEEEEEEEEE EVERYTHING I DON'T LIKE IS AMERICAN REEEEEEEEEEEE
this thread man. holy shit

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>>387805439
American here, just want to say that we deserve a lot of shit we get but of course you're gonna have a lot of weird pronunciations when you take people from every european country and throw them into one culture and expect them to expertly say foreign words. Even more so fucked once mexicans and asians started assimilating.

>>387805439
how fucking arrogant can you be to make this post?

>>387819526
reaching a rudimentary understanding of english is piss-easy, it's just that there's a lot of bullshit unique exceptions when you reach more advanced vocabulary

>>387819526
literally the easiest language

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Volvesdain :DD

>>387801432
this is the fun way to say it

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>>387819526
>>387819769

Such plebeians. Learn Finnish

t. Finn

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>>387821950
>Lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas

>>387801361
>>387801037
As an Amerilard this is ONLY exclusive to degenerates who live on the eastcoast. Specifically boston and New York.
>"Ayy Maereeeo"
Fucking retards.

>>387820064

Seriously fuck off I learned English by watching happy wheels videos when I was 13 because it was fun but I understood like 3 words and then just browsing the internet, watching youtube videos and watching movies with subtitles. Later on I was consistently #1 in english class for the rest of my education with barely doing anything related school or homework other than finishing all exercises in my books in 1 month.

>>387801153
Heckler and Coke

>>387819376Л
>not Byлфeнщaйн

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>>387801432
you mean /vɔlfənʃtaJn/