You have approximately twelve seconds to tell me why Dwarves

They're literally manlets

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They're not catgirls.

>>387797170

They are way too tolkenian generally.
Aka jews.

>>387797170
HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE HIGH ELVES?

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Because Orcs and Goblins exist.
Stunties be gone.

>>387797170
They don't have WotF.

>>387797170
>manlets

Think of the people you've met in real life who are short and obsessed with beer and beards.

>>387798296
Fuck off greenie, Black Orcs are the only Orcs worth mentioning.

Dwarves are usually pretty based, but I'm not one to play them if given the option.

Dwarves are cool but the people who like them are insufferable faggots.

You cannot prove me wrong on this.

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elves are better

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>>387797170
because female elves are sexies

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>>387798725
Also they are a reminder of why dorfs suck
>hey, many of our slaves belong to this extremely bloodthirsty and warlike race and rebel all the time, what should we do?
>Let's magically make them bigger, stronger, more intelligent, but just as bloodthirsty and warlike as before
>WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG

There are barely any games where you can play a dwarf, especially today. High chance of this thread being nothing but general fantasy shitposting which or may not adhere to video game fluff.

FOOOOOOOOOOOR KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ MODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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>>387797170
That's not how you spell skeletons

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Because gnomes exist

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>WoW Dwarf focused expansion pack literally never

The world is a cruel mistress.

>>387800349

>playing WoW in the current year

fucking kys fag

>20 posts and no mention of Dwarf Fortress
Fucking toggles my cats

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>>387797280
>You will never be tail pegged by a catgirl

>>387801456
Go back to the crevice you crawled out of and fap to your chinkshit weeb gayms

>>387799624
skeletons aren't a race

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What's a good RPG that's focused on Dwarves and Dwarven society?

>>387797170
Literal manlet race

Only one step up from halflings

>>387797753
HAAGH
UUUUGH
RRRMH

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>>387802000
Maybe one day.

>>387801456

boring reply

>>387802296
dwarf fortress

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>>387801456
>he doesn't play wow

Only pedophiles like dwarfs.

>>387797170
The only good portrayal of dwarves has been in Dwarf Fortress.
How come no game lets you play a dwarf proper, and let you dig deep and greedily?

>>387802000
Fuck off, bigot

>>387798702
I got a boner what now

>>387797170
>retarded ground jews that fuck hairy ass bearded "women"

Keep your gay fantasies to yourself, cake boy.

>>387797170
>short humans
>>387798958
>tall humans
fucking boring

The only people who like dwarves are short fat retarded overly hairy people who are so disgusting no one will ever respect or love them, so they pretend they're cool buff dwarves when they're actually just faggots.

>>387797170

Humans are better but dwarf a bro, everything else is just special snowflake shit tier human with long ears

I've been playing WoW for like 3 months now and this game has one of the worst MMO communities I've ever seen

People still use the word noob unironically to berate each other and it's pathetic

>>387797170
>chubby
>manlets
>scottish
>dude alcohol xD

I mean I don't mind but I thought that's more than enough to get half of you faggots riled up or something.

>>387804707
wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfhZB7rQ7iA

>>387797227
t. Gnome

Dwarf players are reddit as fuck. Very few of them are actually 'bros' and most of them try to act the stereotype but are ultra sensitive hot tempered little bitches on the inside.

>>387803569
thank god

>>387803927
Get an xbox they have an game specifically about that.

>>387797170
They're not gnomes.

>>387797170
t. a short angry guy

>>387805526
i have never let myself buy a console just for one game before

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>A human condition constitutes itself as it's own race.

They smol

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>>387797170
there not Orcs

>>387804707
ha, joke's on you I'm tall, fat and retarded

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Thoughts on pic related? Or should I just read the books?

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>>387804707

>>387799110
Nobody ever accused Chaos Manlets of being clever.