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why is hal so bad at making games now?

no game they made since (besides kirbys air ride and smash bros) has been as fast paced, challenging, and exciting as Kirby Super Star
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>>387773164
why do you have to shitpost about kirby of all things?
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>Super Star
>challenging

no words, images, or memes can describe my laughter
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>>387773951
play superstar, then play a newer kirby game.

get back to me
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>>387773292
What do you mean with "of all things"?
Kirby's a game series just like any other so it's also subject to your every day criticism.

>>387773951
Also this. There's no such thing as a hard Kirby game.
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>>387774192
>Kirby's a game series just like any other so it's also subject to your every day criticism.
obviously so, but this low effort attempt doesn't qualify as criticism
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>>387774192
some kirby games can be faster and funner than others based on the game engine and amount of enemies on screen

ie i just got done replaying all kirby games. superstar and the other older ones were the only ones that i was able to die in and have close call situations. the newer ones seem like they were made for literal babies, slow paced and not as fun for many many reasons (literally all challenge and enemy spam is gone, which is retarded since kirbys whole gimmick is that you are an overpowered blob that mows down tons and tons of enemies)
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>>387774426
people engage in the series for different reasons, and many people, including myself, have a lot of fun with even the slowest paced games in the series like Dreamland 3 and 64
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>>387773164
>cherrypicking screens
>literally avoiding killing enemies to have more on screen
>including the enemies that more than often just fly right over the top of you
>wanting extreme challenge out of the main story of a game for kids
Try again loser
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Triple Deluxe is the only game I use 3D with
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>>387773164
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>>387773164
Isn't that Burning Leo in the second pic a helper? I'm like 99% sure that the enemies never use that move.
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>>387774426
>kirbys whole gimmick is that you are an overpowered blob that mows down tons and tons of enemies
I thought Kirbys whole gimmick was that he could swallow enemies and use their powers. Not that he was a musou character
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>>387773164
kirby super star isnt hard. not even if we are talking about 100%ing it. hardest part is finding all the treasures.

Planet Robobot at least has a challenging true arena. and metaknightmare is much more fast paced then superstar ever was.
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>>387775665
OP just BTFO

What Kirby really needs is the director of KD3 and Crystal Shards to return from the grave
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>>387777013
He's a character with infinite flight in a fucking platformer.

These games were always fundamentally broken babbymode.
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>>387775665
OP get the fuck out
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Sometimes you got to wonder what even is the point of making a shitpost image that can be disproved so easily by just playing the game
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All the new Kirby games are rehashes running on the same engine. Just accept that it, like most Nintendo franchises, died a long time ago

>2D metroid
>Mother
>Star Fox
>Fzero
>Fire Emblem
>Warioland
Series are all dead or ruined beyond belief. Even Animal Crossing will never get a new game because it means Nintendo would have to develop new engine and assets for it.
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>>387777326
kirby still gets good games and that's really all I care about as a fan of the franchise
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>>387777326
>just accept that
Why would I when I just want more kirby?
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>>387777184
>infinite flight
you sure have played every game, haven't you
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>>387777184
don't reply to me, or anyone else, with a retarded frog picture again
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>>387777531
I have played the original, where his flight powers precede his copy ability.
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Kirby just been added to the trash heap of nintendo franchises no longer worth paying for, but suckers still will
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>>387777569
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>>387774426
>i just got done replaying all kirby games. superstar and the other older ones were the only ones that i was able to die in
I didn't even know it was possible to be this bad.
Even the older games were designed as baby's first platformer.
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>>387777580
Yeah and you of course is the enlightened one, oh my anon how impressive
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>>387773164
Kirby games are literally designed for retards and toddlers. It's supposed to be completable by absolutely anyone, no matter how bad they are at video games. Even the supposedly hard arena/true arena can be easily beaten by memorising simple attack patterns and spamming the same overpowered move repeatedly.
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>>387777580
okay, I'll continue to have fun with my video games and you can keep shitposting on /v/
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Something I don't like about the newer Kirby games is that levels seem to last a century and because they aren't particularly challenging they become monotonous very quickly. Split them in half.
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>>387777806
this is a pretty solid criticism, I could definitely see the benefits of briefer kirby levels
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>>387773164
They aren't even trying to match Superstar. They're trying to make games that will draw in new people to the series which in their eyes means making things seem less intimidating.
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>>387777892
???
????????>>387775665
??????
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>>387777892
kirby is just as accessible as he's always been
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>>387777964
Superstar was accessible, which is why it's ridiculous that they're simplifying the games even further.
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>>387778256
But they aren't>>387775665
Unless you actually believe OP's shitposting?
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>>387778256
but they aren't
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>>387774664
>enemies that more than often just fly right over the top of you
These exist to make it harder for you to just float over the level.
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Is every Kirby game exacrly the same boring waddling simulator as Epic Yarn? It's the only one I've played and it was so painfully easy. All the games in the series look exactly the same only with a different gimmick each time.
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>>387778331
>implying most of /v/ aren't brainlets who believes in any cherrypicked bait because it is on the internet
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>>387773164
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>>387778792
Why don't you try it for yourself? Emulate the games or read reviews anywhere other than here, it's not hard. Why ask it here?
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>>387778792
Epic Yarn literally doesn't play like other games. It's more like Beta Woolly World.
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>>387773164
3D was a mistake
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>>387773164
Why does number of enemies matter? You're going to run past 90% of them anyway, and the ones you do fight die in 1-2 hits from most abilities.
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>>387778882
Why do you even come here if you don't appreciate other's opinions
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>>387775665
/thread
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>>387778957
I come here to shitpost like the rest of you, and maybe grab a nugget of good discussion. This thread and its OP post does not facilitate good discussion at all
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>>387775665
REEEEEEEE DELETE THIS
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>Super Star
>challenging
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>>387774029
played it and canvas curse, canvas curse was more challenging. Inb4 moving the goalpost "b-but it's not a real kirby game"
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Kirby isn't boring. It was never difficult at any point in its history; you play Kirby for the atmosphere and playfulness. It lets you explore your childlike imagination as you test every enemy for their powers, and stick with your favourite (not the statistically strongest). It's a series focused on the player having a good time.
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>>387779121
He can't even say Superstar is a "real" Kirby game because it's literally a minigame collection
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>>387779152
>Childish
FTFY
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Kirby's Adventure is relatively challenging.
And 100% Kirby in Dreamland 2 is actually difficult.

Other than that, the series is ridiculously easy. Although I feel like nu-Kirby has very slow walking and running speed, which make things seem even more braindead.
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>>387779174
>literally moving the goalposts to agree with the post you are replying to
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>>387779508
kirby's adventure is challenging because the jumping is sloppy
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>>387779625
No it isn't.
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>>387779508
It's about taking in the music and animations- how he marches or skips as he walks depending on his power, his cheerful smile as he drives a 4 foot bell into their skull. It's always calm and relaxing. I know a lot of people see kirby as a shitty kids game, but I see it almost like one piece. It's designed for adults to explore their childhood fantasies, to let go of work stress and have some mindless fun. No risk, just enjoyment.
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Can we all take a moment and appreciate just how a e s t h e t i c Crystal Shards soundtrack was?
I'm never really a fan of listening to video game music, but that shit can go repeat for hours for all I care.
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>>387779945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C4hv6k0RIg
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>>387780340
umph
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>>387773164
Super Star is not that good, calm down. It's been surpassed by multiple kirby games since.

Oh yeah, and nice cherrypicked image. That was why you made this thread right? The acknowledgment?
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>>387774192
>>387773951

Kirby has always been pathetically easy. The difficulty is tuned for 8 year old japanese girls
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>>387779508
>kirby's dreamland extra mode is ridiculously easy
Come on now
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