ITT: Vidya characters that have canonically had sex.
Link
>>387757514
Which one? Inb4 all of them
>>387757601
A new hero isnt born out of nowhere fucko
>>387757687
But not every single one is a descendant of another Link.
>>387757828
yeah well shut the fuck up and let the hero fuck
>>387757893
What the fuck are you even going on about?
Geralt
>>387757985
>saves the fucking world
>think hed ever be pussyless after that
no fuck you every link has fucked
Good thread.
>>387758081
OoT Link died a miserable, forgotten virgin faggot. Proof: my dad works for Nintendo.
The Vault Dweller from Fallout 1
>>387758283
at least he died swimming in pussy along the way
>>387756836
>>387758283
>Projecting yourself onto video game characters
>>387758283
>implying he didn't get that sweet fish tail
did you even play the game?
>>387758283
He fucked the cow girl
>>387758426
I haven't died yet, though so there's still a chance.
>>387758283
One of them married Malon.
>>387757605
Cheap whore slut used goods.
>>387758536
>>387758474
>>387758380
>>387758574
>Implying all of these aren't just shitty headcanons
Give me confirmation from Nintendo.
>>387756836
Every fucking game Olimar has a log where he very clearly has family issues
Even Hey Pikmin with the wedding ring being called "Attitude Adjuster" where both his Wife and Daugher are shit taking him
>>387758665
it's a shop you tard
>>387758705
TP Link AKA ranch lad is his descendant in the child timeline
>>387758705
link fucked mipha
>>387758705
The fact that TP Link is a farmer?
>>387758813
>>387758772
By that brilliant logic, all farmers are related to each other.
>>387756836
>Has 2 kids
> 2 KIDS
CAN THIS MAN'S LOINS BE CONTAINED
>>387756836
ok.
>>387758771
If you so choose.
>>387757605
She literally asks what sex feels like.
She clearly has no experience.That said, she's still a slut and a worst girl, as are all neps.
>>387756836
The worst part is it was with a guy.
>>387756836
Wind Waker Link's grandma
>>387759254
Anon why?
>>387759254
Hellyeah my nigga
>>387758725
>Had to survive on an unknown distant planet for almost a month
>Works a dead-end job for an incompetent boss who routinely puts his company into debt
>Ship that contained two gifts from his children get sold off to help pay the debt
>Constantly paired up with an equally incompetent partner, Louie
>Kidnapped by a gelatinous mass and held hostage, had to be rescued by Koppaites
>Regular marital issues
>Made fun of for his weight by one of his own children
Is Olimar the most tragic Nintendo character of all time?
>>387758283
OoT Link is one of the few confirmed to have fucked. TP Link is his blood descendant.
>>387759254
Tetra, for sure.
>>387758283
>The Link in The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess is a rancher, which could be the result of a relationship between Ocarina of Time's Link and Malon. However, in an interview with Nintendo Power, Eiji Aonuma stated that the Link of Twilight Princess is not necessarily a descendant of the Ocarina of Time Link (although it was confirmed later in Nintendo's official book, Hyrule Historia) Also, Link in no way needs an ancestry of ranchers in order to be one himself.
OoT Link did in fact fuck, but no answer for who. I say Malon because shes a cute.
>>387759761
Heh
>>387759865
Elli >>>>> All
>>387760092
>Yfw it's confirmed he fucked Miyamoto since Miyamoto confirmed he was Bowser Jr.'s mom
Mario's lore is so deep its events are affected by real world people
>>387759116
how many blowjobs do you think Rise had to give to get gigs
>>387756836