>last game you played was actually in a dream

>collecting coins, mushrooms, acorns
>jumping on some turtles
>burning some plants
eh nothing serious

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>axe rampage while guzzling flasks

huh oh

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>>387677227
>Elder Scrolls Legends
>I played card games, probably with some neckbeards
HELP
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>The Phantom Pain

I'm pretty good

>>387677227
>Pokemon
I tamed some animals by throwing some sort of spherical capsules at them

>>387677227
>Just Cause 3
Fuck you missile

>>387677227
>link to the past

Probably dead

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>>387677227
Payday 2

>stole nuclear warheads
>attacked FBI headquarters
>blew up a bridge
>robbed the largest bank in the US
>killed every cop in a 10-mile radius of Washington DC

At least everyone's gonna be talking about me after I get hunted down and ganked.

>>387677227
>burned down Ork stronghold while playing as dark Eldar
Considering that orks are pretty much darkies of W40K... dunno.

>>387677227
Killing Floor 1
I fucking no scoped some motherfuckers in london

>Stardew Valley

Why am I in the middle of buttfuck nowhere?

>Dota 2
This would explain why wheat, rye and potatoes are growing in my garden.

>Total War: Warhammer
I started some shit, senpai.

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>quake
Pretty sure I'd just look like a silly knob jumping around grunting "HUH" over and over

>DOOM
uh

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>artificial academy

>>387677227
>planet coaster
I'm rich

>Dwarf Fortress
So I built a giant fortress in the mountains, attracted immigrants and started trade with caravans? Then a monster made out of water attacked me and my people were able to oneshot it with a wooden crossbow?
I don't even know if I am fucked to be honest.