>2017 >Still no full-fledged AAA Harry Potter RPG where

>>387670667
>2017
>caring about children's literature

>>387670714
>2017
>Not wanting to have fun in a made-up world

I'm working on it.

>>387670667

It's called Academagia: The Making of Mages, and it came out years ago.

>>387670763
Are you an EA employee?

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>>387670898

>>387670667
If Rowling gave even a single shit about video games this would have been made already. Hell if EA had even a shred of decency this would have been made already. To them quick and easy cash is preferably to a costly long-term investment.

The only reason something like this didn't happen is because JK hates video games and think they ruin kids lives

>>387671004
What a cunt

Bully: Wizards Edition

>>387671004
There are Harry Potter games already tho

>>387670667
Once rowling gets the fk off twitter.

Hopefully Blizzard picks it up, and we can get some magical loot boxes n shit

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How about an RPG set in a universe where Harry Potter isn't one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>387671524
Yeah she had to let them make games based of the movies because of the movie deal but any additional games were never agreed upon. Why else wouldn't there be more games? They would make a ridiculous amount of money

>>387670984
>>387670898
But is it good?

>>387671765
You have bad taste in books

>>387672987
I believe /lit/ came up with that image as bait, though I never visit /lit/ so I don't know the full story. And the text he's spewing is pasta.

>>387671765
>>>/tv/
>>>/lit/

>>387671765
>atlas shrugged
>god tier

This isn't /pol, and that isn't an acceptable book to enjoy past high school.

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>>387671765
>god-tier
>atlas shrugged

I've been baited haven't I

>>387673263
>>387673273
is this counter bait?

>>387671765
>this copypasta is barely old enough and rarely used enough that newfags think it's legitimate

>>387672987
It's a pasta. Also HP books are low-quality wish-fulfillment garbage.

>>387670667
I am really looking forward to the mod that replaces Voldemort, the head of the the ministry of magic and Dumbledore with Trump. Fuck Trump and fuck death eaters

>>387670667
Meh, I loved the early HP games on ps2.

>>387671765
>Book of the New Sun even isn't listed anywhere
What a shit ranking.

>>387671765
>atlas shrugged

Is there any game that does magic right so you can actually use it creatively to affect the world?

I can only think of text adventure type games.

>>387674505
Maybe Age of Wonders

>>387671761
Monkey Paw/10; a company makes a magical world RPG and that company is fucking Blizzard. How horrifying.

So can we talk about how shit Cursed Child was because holy fuck I paid 20 bucks for fanfiction

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>>387670667
>tfw no Hogwarts Persona

>>387671765
Atlas Shrugged is fucking trash, kill yourself for posting this drivel.
>Kanye West
>Next to fucking Kafka
Trolled hard, I'm genuinely angry

Lego HP games are legit really fun, if anyone cares

>current year
>still no harry potter dating sim
>you will never get a harem end with Fleur, Hermione, Tonks, Luna and Daphne

FLIPENDO

>>387673352
>this copypasta
>rarely used

Nigga this gets posted at some point in literally every thread involving harry potter, no matter the board

>>387671765
You motherfucker. I came here just to post this.

>>387674957
My negro.

>>387671056
>>387671004
Didn't she make flipendo canon?

>>387674957
>Daphne
Cut back on the fanfiction.

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>>387670714

>>387671004
There's a million HP ripoffs, just take one of them.

Do you think Dumbledore is a bottom or a top?

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>>387675206
Bottom and once in a blue moon top

>>387671765
>LOTR lowest tier
>putting LOTR on the same level as HP
you are beyond help and your taste is megashit

>>387671765
>tolkien that low
nigger confirmed

Any logical reason you're not reading DPaSW - RiBSR?

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>>387670667
You wanna roll with Harry Potter?

>>387675757
It's shit.

>>387674889
Holy shit I want this.

The turn based HP games on gbc were great.

>>387676018
Nah, it's okay.

>>387674870
Paid not a single cent. Content with just reading a summary on the internet. Did not fall for the hype.

>>387675757
Nigga what the fuck is that meant to mean

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>>387670714

>>387674870
I don't care what Rowling says, it's not canon.

Fantastic Beasts is ok even though Depp is gonna be awful

>>387675768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbpzLoN7e8

>>387674957
Who the fuck is Daphne?

>>387677159
A chick who barely exists in the books or movies so fanfic faggots make her their OCs

Never ever

>>387670667
YOURE A WIZARD HARRY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18p6CKg4zu0

>>387677405
I thought you said "chink" as I was like "who makes OCs of a chink"

>>387675757
sorry nerd I don;t read weebshit

>>387676624
Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11574569/1/Dodging-Prison-and-Stealing-Witches-Revenge-is-Best-Served-Raw

The main draw is that everyone is proactive and not everything goes according to Harry's plans.

>>387670667
Sounds pretty boring and like a mess of gamedesign desu

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>>387673340
>randlets

>>387671765
>>all those genuine responses to this
have I entered the twilight zone

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>>387670667
In the new game based off JK's jew politics there is no wall for hogwarts and its flooded with muggles and muslims who destroy hogwarts while all the students cheer them on chanting like zombies #NotAllMuggles

>>387677578
Not the anon you were originally asking but its an okay series.

>>387677578
>fanfiction
Faggot.

>>387670667
And thank god for that

So like Bully but set in hogwarts

Get on gmod and find the Harry Potter RP server. It is the most fun you will have ever.

Just watch people fail RP it's fucking hilarious.

> be in history of magic
> kid with nigger Gryffindor kid skin runs in with herbology professor
> both jump onto desk
> black Gryffindor kid shouts "hey I brought a BBW"
> kid starts slapping her ass with wand
> rest of class forms a line and takes turns slapping herbology professor's ass
> history of magic professor calls in prefects
> Professor Snape and prefects show up
> they start chasing Gryffindor nig and herbology professor around classroom to try and arrest them
> Gryffindor nig puts on the manliest, blackest accent and yells "CMON, IT'S LOVE BABY---"
> His sentence gets cut off by the prefect teleporting him to dungeon.

>>387676732
how do people play this rp shit when their mics are fucking horrible

>>387671004
That's actually pretty cool, I don't like harry potter, but she isn't a half bad author/artist for that sentiment.

>>387670667
The HP games on ps2 were already good enough. I doubt anyone knows because they were always on sale and no one bought them.

>>387678647
I've played gmod for years, but never tried the rp servers because I didn't want to contract super-autism. Maybe I should take the plunge lol.

>>387670667
Good news for you then.
After Rowling invested a lot of her money in couping Corbyn from the Labour party and not only failed but was proven wrong, she desperately needs new income.
This is why she is signing contracts left and right and let other people write low quality theatre and movie pieces, because they run on the brand and sell for themselves.
You can expect a Harry Potter game in the near future, albeit since she aims for a steady income, it will be an MMO theme park.

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>>387670667
>2017
I frankly wouldn't want a Harry Potter game released these days.

>loot chests
>expensive DLCs
>lots of bugs
>etc

>>387680031
>all modern games are released bu Ubisoft or EA Games

Most PS1-PS2 harry potter games were doink

Are there any actually good HP games? I remember playing some on the PS1 and PS2 but in retrospect I have no idea if they were any good or not.

Fucking Pottermore was the biggest disappointment in years. I remember seeing that Sony partnered with pre-outspoken SJW Rowling and people were thinking it was going to be a video game. I don't know if it was the SOE division or if that was just a rumor, but people were thinking it would be a MMO. Instead, we got a platform for Rowling to fuck up and change the Harry Potter canon on a whim. I just want to play a game where I enroll into Hogwarts and do my own shit instead of living Harry's fake life.

>>387670667
give me the next best thing to this that isnt an mmo grindfest

>>387680085
This isn't the 00s anymore, all of that is industry standard. Also EA was responsible for all the licensed movie games so they would probably be the publisher of choice. Either that or Warner Bros, which would be just as bad if not worse.

>>387680160
The thing about the first three HP games is that they are completely different on every platform.
And they're all pretty good. If you like comfy games where you get to explore Hogwarts and go to classes, play all versions of the first three.
Fourth and on were garbage because the series got too big.

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The order of the phoenix game is pretty good, not without it's flaws, but best encapsulates that feeling that an open world hogwarts game should have

>Open world hogwarts castle with no load screens between areas
>painting shortcuts between locations
>staircases that move as you're on them, making your path change whenever you go through some of the towers
>ability to start duels with any student you see in the hallways
>relatively well fleshed out duel combat with a variety of spells that each have their own mouse movement gesture to trigger them
>extra spells to use around hogwarts to solve puzzles and find collectibles
>ability to play wizard chess, gobstones, and exploding snap with various students

>>387671765
Like clockwork dullest-franchise-kun

>>387675139
No, YOU fuck off you little tiny pleb.

>>387680859
>ability to start duels with any student you see in the hallways

I used to do this for hours. I always liked the concept of magic duels and I think the Phoenix game does it best.

I always found it weird that a lot of these big franchises don't get huge AAA games now. They're practically guaranteed to make a shitload of money because they already have a big fanbase.

Why not make a Game of Thrones or Harry Potter RPG? Or a videogame universe of the MCU? Just from a business perspective it doesn't make sense, they would print money.

>>387670667
That damn cunt Rollin

>>387682285
Because game development take time, so chugging out a licensed game to every big movie isn't really doable anymore.

>>387676732
my niBBa

>>387682285
They did make a game of thrones RPG, they just didn't make it well and they didn't market it.

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>>387670667
What would the toilet mechanics be?

>>387684675
Is that from Pottermore? Good God.

>>387671765
I entered the thread just to make sure this was posted. Bless you.

>>387673352
>rarely used
this is literally posted by this sad virgin on every /tv/ harry potter thread, these summerfags dont venture out of /v/ though

>>387677698
no, its just that /v/ is one of the shittiest boards next to /tv/

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>>387670667
Not to beat a dead horse, but this would be perfect for a basic RPGmaker game.
Imagine that stuff.

>you go from year one to seven
>storyline of each year is around the franchise-mainline-story as a character that indirectly influences or sets in motion all the major events in the story
>you can choose between dark lord and potter faction, so you either build DA or infiltrate Hogwarts for Voldemort
>skills are melee attacks and spells which you gradually level up in classes.
>You get a set number of skillpoints per day, which you can spent in classes or training owls, quidditch, broom flying, lockpicking, speech(to access optional quests and areas). So you have a progression like persona, with exams and homework thrown in for good measure and to make the time management a bit more challenging
>maybe a managing game to recruit members for your choosen faction
>turn-based combat with friends you recruit and small-scale raids of enemy doorms and strongholds within hogwarts

Kinda hurts a bit to know, this will never be reality.

>>387670667
The old Potter games were pretty quality, you know.

>>387671765
Bless you, based Armond. I'm sorry you got your quote mixed in with that Pretentious, lying hack Bloom.

>>387682285
Because actually making actual video games is hard. Plus video games and Hollywood are now in direct competition. Games used to be a complementary product in the eyes of studios, now they're the enemy.

>lego harry potter games still the best

>>387671765
My favorite part of this pasta is the unique lead-in. Makes me giggle every time.

>>387671765

i read stephen king way before harry potter and im 28, i was the prime target for potter.

>>387688608
>not "no!"

Fuck off with Hogwarts. Sick of that being the centre of the universe in that series.

>>387671765
I only came here for this.

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>>387670667

>>387689319
Trust me, you don't want Rowling creating new HP related content to fill gaps.
That way lies the Indian School of toiletry.

>>387688251
Goddamn I want this so badly. Ideally a AAA RPG with great polish, but at this point I'd take a 2D adaptation as long as it's furnished extensively with quests and customisations.

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the harry potter series is fucking gay, my lad

>>387676705
Can you tl;dr the play for me? I don't feel like reading it and I have no way to go see it but I'm curious wtf happens in it

>>387689319
>>387689443
Didn't Rowling make a Jap magic school (with the most boring name of Mahoutokoro) in Pottermore? Imagine the potential in the hands of a capable full-budget dev team. Imagine an Atlus or Square Enix HP RPG.

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>>387670667
>No luna waifu

>>387689514
>Harry's kid is an emo little bitch that doesn't get on with him
>Draco's Son turns out to not be an utter prick and is friends with Harry's Son
>they eventually fuck about with Time Turners and fuck up the timeline
>Voldemort had a Hereto chromatic eyed, silver haired daughter with Bellatrix Lestrange, despite the fact he was literally incapable of feeling intimacy.
>She's the one who causes the kids to fuck about with the timeline, because niggas be thirsty and can't get a drink
>the timeline has many retarded things, like Cedric becoming a Death Eater
>Harry and co have to save the day, with the help of some fan service like past Snape finding out Harry named his kid after him

>>387689514
Hermoine is black

>>387689514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq-9BnHPjsY
Good explanation what happened and why it's shit.

>>387689796
Wank

>>387689982
That was just Rowling virtue signalling and being too stupid to point out that theatre race lifts constantly, and has done for literally half a millennia.
I saw Lenny Henry in the lead of Comedy of Errors a few years ago, and literally nobody cared because it's just a thing that happens.

>>387690490
That's what confuses me. Theater is theater. Races and even sexes often don't factor into actor choice. That's just how it works. But she made it a social thing.

>>387689514
Someone paid Rowling some moneys to make his fanfiction canon.

>>387689796
Didn't they literally smash all the time turners in one of the books so people can't just go "why didn't X just time turner shit"?

>>387670667
>2017
>No Harry Potter themed Bully game

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Post them if you've got them anons

>>387693275
The PS2-era games kind of go for that, though a lot less open.

>>387671004
Harry Potter GO is a thing.

>>387670667
Persona 6.

>>387679403
Nigga you're here, you already got it.

>>387689443
Rowling wrote the Fantastic Beast movie and it was pretty good.

>>387693279
>unyielding flexibility

Also, what the fuck is an Ilvermorny? I'm not that up to date with the Potter universe/whatever Rowling has spewed out since Book Seven released.

Would anyone care if the game existed but it didn't have the Harry Potter license?

The 2 first movie games in the GBC and the prisoner of azkaban in GBA are the GOAT HP games

>>387695891
It was surprisingly alright, especially for a movie based on a book that had no plot or characters whatsoever, letting them insert whatever the hell they wanted.
It still had that bunch of 'anti-witch' muggles, which was one thing that I was glad never made it into the HP stories previously. 'Muh persecution' stories are almost always boring and predictable. The Dursleys were always sort of like that, but they were just assholes, not an organized group.
I'm not that up-to-date with Pottermore, but Rowling probably had the Dursleys support Brexit. Fuck Rowling.

>>387696734
The anti-witch group was pretty irrelevant to the actual wizards. The whole monster stuff happened without the mother knowing that it was her fault.

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>>387670667
Better than most modern "AAA"s.

>>387682285
There is a game of thrones game already, its called skyrim

>>387671765
>Great Gatsby
>God Tier
This is fucking bait, right? Like... You put the "I think I know about Objectivism" handbook and Gatsby in the highest tier. And then put Kafka in mid tier.

I took the bait. Fuck you.

Where my /ravenclaw/ brothers at?
Fuck them heroic hotheads, pedantic cunts and smelly vegans.

>>387697153
True, but it was an inclusion of something that I was happy not to see previously. Personal gripe, really.

>>387671765
>putting wuthering heights in shit tier
who is this troll even targeted to?
t. non /lit/ user

>>387688251
JK Rowling actually supported Scottish independence because she's and English cunt who's in loves with the aesthetic of Scotland and being Scottish even to the detriment of actual Scots. The liberal-sorts over here are anti-UK, pro-europe.

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>Be born with gifts to manipulate reality
>Spend entirety of Hogwarts education eating, copying homework and failing at Quidditch

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>>387697661
Fuck yeah, my nig!

Why the fuck would high-end school enrollment be based on "Bravery", "Race (exclusively)", or "open to the unwashed masses" like the other founders wanted and NOT "intellect and creativity"?

>>387689789
>weeb wizards using a subtitle spell because "the dub spell is inferior".

>>387680085
You'd get the same with KT, minus the loot chests.

>>387696734
>You will never be so mad at a public vote that you say that's what the assholes in your book did.

>>387697661
Hufflepuff aren't smelly vegans, just boring and stupid.

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>>387698179
>Be born with gifts to manipulate reality
Aren't we all?

>>387697990
She didn't support Scottish independence you dunce. She's a centrist retard who spends every day tutting at "both sides" and calling anyone who disagrees with her an extremist.

>>387698638
Only Americans

>>387670714
It's a story that would be a perfect game, as opposed to a book, which sucks.

>>387698186
>Ravenclaw is literally the best fucking Hogwarts house.
>None of the best characters come from that house.

Like what the fuck. They could have easily made Hermione Ravenclaw at the start, and the whole story would have played out the same way.

>>387680160
Chamber of Secrets was the shit.

>>387680160
Pretty much EVERY Harry Potter game before the 360/PS3 was top fucking tier. They all had pretty fucking good gameplay.

The GBC RPG's stand out as a thing that should have continued throughout the fucking movie releases. Having a full series of 2D/Pseudo-3D RPG's that let you "Golden Sun"-style transfer over your spells and equipment from the last game via code? Holy shit, I'd have jizzed my teenage pants.

This is a long shot, but does anyone have/have a link to any of those Quidditch fangames from the early/mid-2000's? The 2D top-down ones with the seasons and leagues, and the ability to buy new gear for your team?

I have an old IDE HDD laying around back in my parents place that has literally all of them, but I'm 800+ miles away these days.

>>387699187
But Luna is Ravenclaw
>The only good Ravenclaw is the wacko conspiracy theorist who ends up right

>>387699187
>Implying Luna isn't better, and a whole lot more likable than any of the main characters

>>387670667
Sounds like the most boring idea I've heard all year

>>387699774
"No!"

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>>387688305
>Bloom is pretentious but Armond isn't

>>387697661
Fuck off fag, I'm gonna kick your ass.

>>387699970
Armond is a professional troll, made even better by raising surprisingly good points.
Bloom should know better than to write that drivel. Especially when the stretched their legs part is an outright lie, as a simple find will show

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I just checked the old mugglenet on wayback machine and got hit by a ton of nostalgia. I was so into this series back then.

>>387699774
This.

These are all just typical MMORPG elements, and since it's Harry Potter everything in the game would probably be spoon fed to you.

>>387700694
Man, check this Longbottom and his sharp tongue.

>>387672719
It's incredibly cyptic and hard to figure out. Once you get past that it's ok.

6/10

>>387700823
Meet me at the challenge room bro, 1 vs 1 you fuck.

>>387670667
JK Rowling is working on writing an original story for the game and Voldemort is a light haired man with tiny hands. Rick and Morty are to make a cameo appearance as well. Look out for it. Bioware making a comeback

>>387700715
>ahead of Oprah
That is some delusion.
The top 3 is clearly
>Taylor Swift
>Donald Trump
>Oprah

>>387700871
Sure thing, I hope that beta teacher Snape teached you some decent tricks or you're gonna end below the vegan faggots on the food chain.

>>387700962
anon...

>>387671765
Every fucking time

>>387671765
>>a-at least the books were good though
>"No!"

Always makes me kek

>>387670667
Good.
Harry Potter fucking blows.

>>387701159
Snape's a loser and so are you, have you ever even done a spell, or you just read all about them in your silly books and never actually put it to practice? Lets go m8

>>387701196
>Taylor Swift deletes her social media
>The world has gone into shock and nothing bad has happened since
She is the Messiah.

>>387670667
Just play Gmod hogwarts, faggot.

Wasn't there some text game in development that was supposed to be the wizard school experience? As I recall it was actually quite involved.

The only way for it to actually deliver is if it were a JRPG.

What would be your ideal Harry Potter game? How would it play and how much of the story would it cover?

>>387689789
>Mahoutokoro

That goes beyong boring.

Imagine is Hogwarts was called "Magic(al) Place". How would you feel about that?

Any other HP replacements?

>>387671765
>>387671765
where the fuck is great gatsby
this quentin is lame

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>HP game finally comes out
>joining slytherin and getting rid of the mudbloods and ensuring a future for full-wizard children is not an option

>>387671765
there's 1-2 meme choices per tier and it triggers people too hard

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>movie series about magic and wizards and shit
>Harry Potter never casted a single spell in the first film
>"you're the greatest wizard because you're brave t: hermislut"
Why does Rowling make a series about magic and then fucking hates magic?

>>387670667
If you miss Harry Potter so much, just become a liberal.

>>387677578
> fanfiction
God damn I haven't been there since like 7th grade man. I remember reading smutty Avatar one shots back in like 2009

>>387701374
Oh I've done more than reading books, while you and your group were playing with your brooms following balls I developed at least ten new spells.
Your lucky, once I test em on you your name is gonna appear on the book of spells I'm writting.

>>387670667
So basically Persona in Hogwarts

>>387671004
Damn vidya gaems

>>387677763
I wonder what larpaganiggers are doing in Harry Potter

>>387680031
Don't forget unnecessary politics

>>387670714
Someone never played early Harry Potter games.

>>387702370
Oi, I like that, lets go m8, lets see how good are you.

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>join hogwarts
>sorting hat is seated on your head
>"Hufflepuff!"
What do?

>>387703004
Hufflepuff has some cuties.

>>387703004
Gryffindor and Slytherin are for faggots and bitches

>>387671765
Just because Great Gatsby is popular, doesn't mean it's bad kiddos. I'm sorry it made you fail High School English and that made you very upset but don't take out your anger on one of the best books ever written.

>>387702254
Wingardium Leviosa

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>>387703004

>>387703004
huff and puff, how did the hat know

>>387703004
Became the alpha male of the betas

>>387703004
>books and Rowling both try to justify how hufflepuff doesn't take losers and retarded people by saying it's about humility
>all the humble characters we see with anything to be humble about are Gryffindor or Ravenclaw
>only character of note for hufflepuff is diggory who dies

It really is just a fucking reject house. If you have nothing of merit you're not humble for not mentioning it, you just have nothing to mention.

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>>387703004
relevant

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>>387703406
>mfw slytherin names you "leader of the rats"

>>387703687
B-but they're only little kids when the sortig hats make the decision, of course everyone is going to be a virgin with no job.

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>>387703610
>tfw got Hufflepuff on Pottermore
Just kill me, my dudes.

>>387703004
>Not wanting to fuck the fluffy, slightly retarded Hufflepuff girls
How many Hufflepuff girls do you think you coerce into having sex with you? The answer is all of them.
Meanwhile, Gryffindor and Ravenclaw girls would give you the cold shoulder, and Slytherin girls would kick you in the nuts.

>>387704060
>go to school to learn magic and shit
>think about fucking

>>387703978
>Holding onto your virginity past 9 years old
Really takes skill

>>387704161
Did you even read Half Blood Prince?

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>>387704216
>read
lmao what do you take me for? some kind of turbonerd?

>>387691498
Social thing seems to be all she does now. She threw her hat in around Indy Ref and now just sits on twitter crying about trump and throwing out disingenuous social points like "Errr one of the Wesely Twins was trans and Hedwig is otherkin okay?!? Gimmie praise"

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>>387670898
>simulation game

grow the fuck up lmao, put down the harry potter and get a job

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>>387670667
>200+ replies
>This somehow still hasn't been posted

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>>387694397
The Prisoner of Azkaban is up there with The Chamber of Secrets for having the best vidya tie-ins.

>>387670667
The first 3 Harry Potter games were good.

>>387671772
>Yeah she had to let them make games based of the movies
But the first 3 aren't based on the movies.

>>387671765
kek did he finally jump to /v/ from /tv/

>>387670667
Sounds like persona

>>387707454
God forbid people trying to put together their own posts.

>>387709110
All we need now is fanfiction guy to come back from the dead

>>387709645
well at least theres already a shit ton of fics on his list outside of the top tier though it would be nice if he came back and added more

How many muggleborn do you think got themselves killed or in azkaban trying to replicate vidya magic?

>>387671765
>Gatsby
>God tier

Fuck off Quintin

>>387673340
She was an idiot, homie.

>>387670714
>he never played chamber of secrets

>>387688251
>turn-based combat
I was with you up to this point

>>387670667
If Persona 5 would be on PC, you could mod it.

>>387693195
Black Hermione kept hers iirc.

>>387693195
The ones in Cursed Child are super-duper special and rare ones they just so happened to find.
It's stupid.

>>387670667
>no fucking hogwarts mmo where the starting quest is going through diagon alley and buying all your wizard gear (the activities during which choose which house you are predetermined for (with the ability to change the hat's mind)) and then you can ride the train all the way through the countryside to hogwarts

seriously though how did a harry potter mmo never happen? literally free money

>>387670667
Generally surprised they haven't done something like this. WB games are alright.

>>387670667
When will someone take away JK Rowlings phone so she can stop shitting herself on Twitter?

>>387707454
>idea guys: the post

Harry potter isnt even popular anymore grampa its like 20 years old no no one cares about it now move on ya old dirtbag

spellcasting like this pls

https://www.google.com/doodles/halloween-2016

>>387670667

i'd much prefer urban fantasy such as dresdenverse.

potterverse is too gauche and banal.

>dresden will never ever get more than a PnP

>>387714668
Dresden would be a bit difficult to adapt, given the whole no killing humans thing, and anything not human tends towards 1 shotting you

>>387684397
Gee, I wonder why... (Srsly, it was not THAT bad.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAk1zbW7JiA