>he dont dual wield

Doesn't*

>>387669472
you'll never be able to correct phoneposters, they are beyond salvation

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A single icepick grip blade is cooler and a single standard grip blade is more practical. Dual wielding is an utterly plebeian choice, outside of dedicated parrying daggers, tridents, forks, and the like.

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>He likes SAO
>He likes SAO video games
>He thinks duel wielding is badass/cool because of SAO

>>387669560
I thought don't was just niggerspeak for doesn't

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>>387669472
mariel pls go

>>387669591
Don't smoke, it's hazardous to your health.

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DUAL WIELD

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>>387669674
>monhan
>db user joins
>name is "kirito"

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>>387669806
I long for the sweet release of death.

>he don't write english to good

>>387669674
Why does everyone hate this again?

>>387670070
>Well nothing in the rule book says monkey grip DOESN'T apply to pets.

>>387670190
Why does everyone like it is the better question. The only redeeming factor I found in it was the animation, and it's not like it's superb in that category either.

>>387670070
lmao 2bird

glop

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>>387669413
>Some con booth had a Dengeki Bunko arcade machine
>No UNI
I was kinda mad

>>387669413
I want spic to leave
>>387669472
This spic can stay

>>387670424
I always saw it as just another wasted potential but I guess that is subjective.
I enjoyed the idea/setting but the way it was handled was extremely disappointing.

>>387669737
>I thought don't was just niggerspeak for doesn't

No it's short for DO NOT. As Don't use Don't when you should DOES NOT

I have no fucking idea how people can watch sao past season 1. Season 1 was fucking awful and cringy but season 2 is beyond redemption. I got half way with the worst taste in my mouth that people enjoy this garbage.

How can a studio spend this much money to animate such a wasted piece of potential. It just boggles me how horribly written it is.

>>387671391
To see if they had the balls to go all the way and actually have Asuna get raped for me.

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>>387671391
>Well that was alright. Not worth all the praise bu- Wait, what's this? Episode 15? I guess we're not done here.
>. . .
>We're done here.

>>387671391
I felt the same way with evagelion and then get bashed for saying fafner in the azure was better in every way

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>>387671391
Once they turned it into a romance like halfway into first arc it became way worse.
Then they added fairy shit, guns and AIDS. They added fucking AIDS as a crucial part of an arc.

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>>387670190

Because halfway though it just ended up becoming pointless haremshit with a Mary sue the black knight along with giving it the kind of appeal that the lowest cliche of people will gobble it up. Also pissed off a lot of people who expected the .Hack sort of experience only to ended up disappointed. There's probably more to it than that but think I gave a basic example of it.

>>387671391
>How can a studio spend this much money to animate such a wasted piece of potential.
Easily since it prints money.

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>dual wielding

Why the FUCK did his sister want his dick out of fucking nowhere?
Why the FUCK did her tits get bigger in every scene? (I didn't mind this actually)
1st season was ok, fuck everything else

>>387671391
Straight up, fat elf titties.

>>387672840
>Why the FUCK did his sister want his dick out of fucking nowhere?

It's the demographic they were going for

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>>387672778
>pulls out another pistol instead of just fucking shooting

>>387672778
Old Snake can't ever catch a break huh

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>>387671391
nice girls
fun parts like AIDS chan
the ost is good
the figth scenes are good

>>387673472
He didn't really want to kill the shopkeep which is why he is dead. The shop owner understood the first rule of owning a gun which is "Only pull your gun if you intend to kill".

>>387673502
>Suguha will never be your thirsty cousin

>>387673502
Kill yourself.

>>387671391
It had good music at least

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>>387669413
childhood is idolizing dualing-wielding
adulthood is realizing 2handing is the only answer

>>387674095
Two handed maces, swords, and sword & boards are the way to go.

God tier is a spear.

>>387675658
what about throwing and sword & board?

>>387675778
Throwing is for anime shit and sword and board is boring.

>>387675658
>no halberds

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>>387669413
>HUR I DUAL WIELD SO I CAN STRIKE MY ENEMIES TWICE AS FAST

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>>387675816
>throwing is anime shit
i bet you carry weapons that are bigger and wider than you too

>>387675920
No because I'm not an anime.

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>>387675934
might as well be, mr. shit-tasteman

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>>387675816
>Throwing is for anime shit
Reminder that this throwing weapon gave its name to the fuckers who conquered Europe after the fall of Rome

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>Not dual two-handers.
Take the best of both worlds.

>>387669413
>he doesnt have swords between each finger, between each toe, in his mouth, and sticking out of his ass
>he doesnt spin2win

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>>387676140
that's just plain retarded.

>>387675864
>halberd
>a spear, but with an axe, and maybe a hammer too

>>387671391
i like the blue hair ptsd girl

>>387676264
Pretty fun tho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1uM7XjPL9U

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>>387676049
oh yeah, but it take a ridiculous amount of time to be good at it.

>>387669472
go fuck yourself you mexican weeb

>>387676317
so literally the only option if you understand anything
spear fags cant compete with halberdiers

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>>387676049
>This Roman LARP'ing son of a bitch is conquering super strong territories and basically, you are a fucking heathen. How? ...Just read the free Massacre of Verden

>>387676570
Damn what a shot post more

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>>387669413
There is literally only one way to wield two weapons and don't look like homosexual.