>Press START! >I press A SOMEBODY STOP ME

>press any button
>press the power button

MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>"press any button"
>presses the trigger on the gun next to my head
SOMEBODY STOP HI-

>hate le joker damaged meme
>come into this thread anyway
WOAH BUDDY

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>press A
>it doesn't work
>you actually have to press start

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>Don't press the power button while saving
>switch off the main breaker

THROW AWAY THE KEY

>team already has 5 snipers
>choose sniper anyways
PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT

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>>387668412
IMPOSSIBLE

no seriously, it always works

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>have to sacrifice someone
>sacrifice myself
I'M GOING NUCLEAR

>>387667159
>"This is ______, say something nice about her!"
>Don't say anything, just keep scrolling
SOMEBODY GET ME THROUGH THIS NIGHTMARE I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF

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>rent video game
>delete all the save files
YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING

>Are you sure you want to quit? All unsaved progress will be lost.
>Yes
THEY LAUGH AT ME BECAUSE I'M DIFFERENT; I LAUGH AT THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL THE SAME

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>at gamestop
>buy a brand new game
>clerk tells me to have a nice day
>don't
SOMEBODY STOP ME

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>remember to stop and take a break often
>play for 8 hours straight
HA AHA

>>387668601
Plenty of older games require you to actually press start.

>press the <not bound> key to learn more
>press all buttons at once
FUCK ME I'M ALL OUTTA ENEMIES

>party member says he really wants to fight this boss
>replace him with the shittiest low level member

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>387669162
>party member dies in climatic struggle no matter how well you do
>reload before fight and unequip all his shit to sell later
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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>at 92% health
>choose not to heal the remaining 8%

YOURE NOT HARDCORE UNLESS YOU LIVE HARDCORE

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>GAME TITLE
>...
>actually have to press start even though it never tells you to

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>"Night lads, gonna sleep".
>Stay up all night crying

KIDS ARE CRUEL, JACK

>>387670809
>make omelette
>without breaking any eggs
MOM'S GONNA FREAK

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>buy a game
>sell the game

OH boy!

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>"Press start to skip cutscene"
>Watch the whole fucking thing
>I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES

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>re-playing GTAIV again
>kill Dwayne
>again

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>quest requires me to get 10 bear thighs
>get 9 and then abandon the quest
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

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>It is now safe to turn off your computer.
>Don't turn it off.

DANGER DANGER HIGH VOLTAGE!

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>"objective: survive"
>kill myself irl
SEE THE DEVIL IN I

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>playing jedi outcast
>kill the chiss bartender with bad grammar
THIS ONE'S MINE!

>>387672523
WOOKIE FEET

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>"clutch or kick"
>he doesn't clutch
>I don't kick him
I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES

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>Game recommends me to do certain quests before doing a mission
>Ignore them and do the main missions anyways

THROW AWAY THE KEY

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>play pepsiman
>drink a can of cok at the end of each level
BAWITDABA DA BANG A DANG DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY SAID THE BOOGY SAID UP JUMP THE BOOGY

>say gg
>it was bg
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

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>"First things first, try turning right
>turn left
I AM THE SHARPEST OF BLADES I'LL CUT YOU DOWN IN A SECOND

>still blow cartridges despite knowing you're not supposed to

A NIGHT SKY FULL OF CRIES

>dark souls
>immediately buy a torch
WOAH NELLY

>go on /v/
>while playing videogames

LOOKING THE BLITZ LOOP THIS PLANET TO SEARCH WAY

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>item description points out that the weapon is not meant for use
>use it regardless
PICKLE RICKERS IN THE HOOOOOUUUUUSEEE TONIIIIGHT.

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>game has QTEs
>don't do them
THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY BOOT

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>"Global Rule #6: The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments."
>reply to this thread anyway
GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER

>dual wield
>use two swords that look incredibly different
MITOMETE ITA OKUBYOU NAKA KO WAKARANAI

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>cashier asked if I wanted more sauce
>say no
>I actually did want more sauce

YOU'LL SEE THAT MY MIND IS TOO FAST FOR EYES

>"i'm gonna do something productive today!"
>sit on 4chan all day
INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE

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>Alt-Tab out of video games to shitpost on /v/ for hours
>on my Wii U
SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING I'VE BECOME

>>387667159
>"Press start"
>press start key on keyboard
>start menu opens
>game.exe has stopped working

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>Buy used game
>Still someone's save file on it
>Play their save file

I'M FEELIN NAUGHTY

>pick the fighter class
>pour stat and skill points into magic

IM SCREAMING SOMETHING TO YOU

>come on /v/ to shitpost
>end up actually having intellectual discussions about video games
SOMEBODY SAVE ME

>>387668601
Pretty sure fucking Bloodborne doesn't.

>Pirate multiple games
>Don't play them

CALL THE POLICE THERE'S A MADMAN AROUND

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>>387675684
>buy game: collector edition + season pass for $119.99
>never play it
MY NAME IS NOT IMPORTANT

>>387668601
Hitman on PC doesn't let you press anything but the enter key to get to main menu.

>spend time thinking up witty shitpost to make on /v/
>thread gets deleted
IN THE END IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER

>>387667159
>pirate a game
>it's shit
>buy it anyways

TELL ME I'M OK

>Game thanks you for playing
>Don't say "you're welcome" back

KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN

>Open world game asks you to steal a car
>Buy one from in-game vendor instead

SUFFOCATION

>game lets you choose your gender
>pick female and mod the game to display it as male
PLEASE COME WITH ME AMEN

>roll on /v/ and get two handed build
>use two hands to use two swords


I SAY CRYYYYYYYYYYY

>>387668601
Dr. Mario on the Gameboy

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>play the first two levels of each Touhou game
>act like I know shit about shmups

FATHERS, HIDE YOUR DAUGHTERS

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>rob multiple stores, trains, banks, compounds
>use the money on completely useless shit because I have everything I need already
I JUST WANT TO SEE THE WORLD BURN

>use a team of six in pokemon as suggested
>starter + HM slaves and pickup

I LOOK ACROSS THE RAGING WAR AND FEEL THE STEADY BEATING OF MY HEART

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>>387674146
a can of cok, hmmmm?

>game lets you name your character
>use the character's default name instead
HE'S A MANIAC

>>387671365
You can actually kind of do that by spinning the egg really fast then boiling it. The omelette is already made, but the egg must be broken to it.

>Persona 5 asks me to agree that it is a work of fiction
>press no
LOOKING COOL JOKER

>You've been playing for a while. Why not take a break?
>Keep playing
IT'S RAINING MEN

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I honestly fucking hate majority of DC, but somehow I enjoyed Suicide Squad AND Batman VS Superman.

What kind of a mad man am I?

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>don't have a vidya related story
>post anyway
COME PLAY MY GAME I'LL TEST YA

>149/150 ammo left
>Reload it anyway

ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES

>launch a game
>immediately alt tab out of it and just keep it running for the rest of the day

YOU KNOW MY NAME NOT MY STORY