>Enter shrine >This thing pops up and wants to fight What do?

Leaf because I'm underpowered as fuck then come back with a thunder blade

Dodge flurry rush dodge flurry rush

Ice weapons are strong, hit the one with a ice weapon, than switch to a strong weapon fully load a attack and repeat! You can do it <3

>>387640460
>dodging
>not parrying
scrub detected

>>387640142
>shoot lightning arrow
>hit with savage Lynel sword
>repeat

When he transform in something tank like, keep calm. he is loading a attack, keep moving and you wont be hit.

Stop posting on /v/ if you don't want spoilers. I can tell you're just at Hateno Village OP. You're not fooling anyone into discussing the game on your terms. You just make me want to spoil it for you.

>>387640710
that'd take a lot longer than killing it normally

>>387640819
>I can tell you're just at Hateno Village OP.

I've beaten the game already. I just wanted to make a stupid BotW thread because I'm fucking bored.

>>387640819
>spoilers
Ganon is bad and you need to beat him.

WOW WHAT AN INTRICATE PLOT EVERYBODY ABANDON THREAD DON'T WANT TO BE EXPOSED TO THESE SPOILERS

>>387640710
I am not sure if he already has a lynel sword :/

>place wood on floor
>wait for scout to stand on it
>set wood on fire with fire arrow
>scout becomes stuck in place and helplessly burns to death without me having to waste a single melee weapon

gg ez

>>387640819
>BotW
>spoilers

What?

>>387640841
How do you kill it "normally"
>>387640819
There's no story in this game so there's nothing to spoil anyway

It's fun that there's a hundred ways to fight enemies, it's just a pity that almost all of them are easy mode and there's rarely any point to killing things

>>387641180
>How do you kill it "normally"
not him, but how is this even a question? Do you actually fight all your battles in the game by firing a shock arrow, then slashing it with a (lynel) sword over and over? No, you don't since that's not a normal way to fight.

>>387641180
>How do you kill it "normally"

By parrying its attacks like a man.

>>387641416
It stuns it so you can get a bunch of good hits in you retard did you even play the game? No you're a third world favela dweller sonybro
>>387641490
Waste of time

>>387640142
>make a fire
>light a torch
>run a circle around guardian and set it on fire
>it burns to death

Easiest level 3 guardian weapons I ever got. Master Mode became my bitch afterwards.

>>387640142
You can just hold your sheild up and circle it like a souls game. It telegraphs and is slow. It's easy. The minitors are much bigger jews

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>That feel when your autism has completely taken hold of your vidya life

I think I might have taken the item hoarding a bit too far this time around, but once I became capable of performing the World Reset glitch, it was doomed to happen.

>>387642275
it's a lot faster if you don't choose to fire a shock arrow for every hit, and instead fight fully melee - bows only slow you down.

>>387640649
I literally played the whole game not parrying once.

>>387642772
I don't even know what a parry is, the game is so retardedly easy though
>>387642612
You don't do it every hit you dumb cunt I said shoot the arrow and get a few good hits, that way he doesn't knock you off your ass and you waste 5 million years standing up again

>>387642448
What the fuck, you can burn them?

>>387642982
>I said shoot the arrow and get a few good hits
no you didn't ya filthy liar

>>387643025
see>>387641096


Not even sure if it's intentional, or just some weird exploit.

>>387643025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFV8WaK0Z8M

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>>387642606
God I wish that were me. I've put >1000 hours into the game but don't have that much of most things because I don't grind much.

>>387642448
>>387643141
What the fuck, that works? Man, I keep learning new things.

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>>387643068
Learn to read retard

>>387643141
Beautiful.

>>387643238
that's still not what you said.

>>387640710
>wasting arrows on baby guardians
Just dodge, stupid

>>387643536
How can you waste arrows in this game? Just go to a town and buy them all easy

>>387642982
>I don't even know what a parry is
opinion discarded

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>>387643182
I grind pretty much whenever I can which is pretty often, to be perfectly honest.

Because I don't have proper internet, I'm unable to update my Wii U, which would result in patching out the World Reset glitch I've been happily exploiting this whole time. Thanks to it, I've once again maxed all Guardian parts... Well, except for the Giant Ancient Cores, which are just as stubborn to drop as they've ever been.

I only wish Gold Lynels respawned with the glitch.

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>>387644015
That's incredible, anon. I wish I had such dedication. Sadly I have do have the patch.

>>387640142
Feel happy, because those were the only shrines that were fun.

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>>387644015
>lynel hooves
>kill 4 lynels
>one drops three hooves, the rest drop none
Adding bullshit grinding in a zelda game is one thing I'll never forgive them for

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>>387643141

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>>387644206
>image

Since you reminded me, I really want BotW Zelda eyebrow edits. I don't care how shitty they are.

>>387644356
You can always just reload saves until one you kill drops what you need. It's how I get the Giant Ancient Cores. Of course, I understand some people might not like to cheese the game like that.

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>>387644546
Eyebrows edits? What kind of edits?
>>387644356
Yeah I wish that they dropped a consistent amount.

>>387644356
2
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>>387644546
>>387644765
>Eyebrows edits? What kind of edits?

Probably means like pic related. It was a thing to make fun of how huge BOTW Zelda's eyebrows were. This is the only one I have though.

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>>387645093
They're not even that big, and I find them cute, though I can't find the image I was looking for.

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>>387644765
>Using the reaction image I made

I'm happy. I wish I could draw Guardians as nicely as this, though. The legs are such a pain that they make me want to quit trying altogether.

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>>387645574
Whoa! Do you have any other BotW-drawings or reaction images? You have an incredible style and I'd love to see more.

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>>387645727
Sadly no, that was my only one. Sorry to disappoint you, anon. I do like the Guardians a lot though, so maybe I'll keep trying to draw them until I reach a happy medium.

>>387640142
Turn off the game. Return it. Play something better.

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>>387645913
Do you happen to have the original quality of that image there?
And no worries at all. If you ever do draw more Zelda-related stuff, I'll have to keep my eyes peeled for it, because I really like your style.

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>>387646242
I'm sure it's somewhere around on this mess of a computer. I'll have to dig around for it.

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>>387646862
That's a pretty neat Ganondorf design. Speaking of alternate designs, here's one that I have no context for.

I actually want to have pet guardian
That cute one firing energy ball

>Flurry Rush
>Flurry Rush
>Flurry Rush
>Flurry Rush
>dead

ez pz plus some okay weapons to hold you over until you find better stuff.

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>>387647354
I want the one in Ta'loh Naeg Shrine, specifically. What a lovely color scheme it had. Too bad it never spawns again after you complete that shrine... at least to my knowledge.

>>387647760
What do you mean? Just go back after a blood moon and it'll be there.

>>387640142
Groan because yet another one of those shrines was padded out with the same shitty fight instead of some actual puzzle. Fitting for this shit game.

>>387647745
>okay weapons
Put on ancient armour.

>>387649083
This. Ancient Armor upgraded twice to get the armor skill combined with the Ancient Battle Axe++ w/ Atk Up+15 is literally the best set in the whole game.

>>387649308
>tfw ancient armour doesn't work for Master Sword
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEE

>>387640142
>Equip Ancient Battle Axe
>Equip Ancient armor upgrade twice if not more
>Equip Stasis
Gg no re.

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>>387640142
Kick it's robot ass

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>>387643182
OH SHIT SON

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>>387649701
No need to bully. That actually took me a while to gather the screenshots and put together the text.

>>387640819
>spoilers

there's literally no plot. LITERALLY none. you beat four bosses then the main boss. alternatively you can rush the main boss

there is no story

>>387642606
I can't wait to become this autistic once I get my hands on a switch and botw

>>387650167
Sadly, pretty sure the glitch he was exploiting to farm stuff has been patched.

>>387650446
You can still farm stuff the old-fashioned way.

>>387649083
>>387649308

Wait, is that how Ancient Armor works? I thought it only made youe attacos more effective against guardians.

Holy shit I'm retarded.

>>387640142
Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>387651053
No, it makes ancient weapons, including those you get from guardians, have a huge boost if you have the 2+ upgraded full set for the set bonus.

kick its ass

>>387651118
>Not turn 360 degrees and spin attack