How can we improve this cover art? My idea is that BJ should

draw in a couple of penises and swastikas

I fucking hate this board

BJ riding a giant turtle, whose shell is a nazi helmet

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>>387631449
i just noticed it's just a bunch of helmets at the bottom, i always thought it was like scraps of the robot nazi suits
it would be cool if he was sitting on a pile of nazi corpses but i doubt they can show that on the cover

>>387631449
BJ is sitting like a king on a throne made of nazi helmets

>>387631449
take off the highschool letterman's jacket

have him sitting so we get that war-weary BJ we all love

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oooh look at me i am zoo evil jaaa, i veel pull brains out of your head jaa zoo evil. i look really deformed zat is beecause i am zoo evil

Get rid of that awful yellow leather jacket for starters

>>387631589
spbp

>>387631449
He looks pretty weary already, OP. His eyes are half-closed and he's got a deep frown, scarred and covered with dirt and grime.

>>387632385 has the right idea. I hate that fucking stupid jacket.

>>387631449
let me fight japs as well as nazis

>>387632850
NOOOOOOOOO, YOU CAN'T KILL MINORITIES!!!! THAT'S RAAACIIIST!!!!

>>387632850
Was it established what happened to Germany's allies in The New Order?

>>387633025
>japs
>minorities
>>387633075
idk mang. I wanna fight some spaghetti niggers too.

>>387633025
kys

>>387633075
Conquered

Can't wait to kill some nazis!

>>387633075
I'd guess they were put into the fold as a useful ally. The devs could probably shit out an expansion or even a full game about them though.

>>387632637
Hopefully he gets to wear set's Jewish super suit in the later game.

>>387633075
Italy got conquered. No idea about Japan

>>387633292
I can only hope, anon. I can only hope.

>>387632385
>>387632637
>>387633317
I love the jacket desu

>>387633075
Germany backstabbed Italy, then, once they finished removing slavs, they moved on to occupy japan.

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>>387631449
>unironically being hyped about nuwolfenstein
just what level of underage are we talking here?

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>hilariously bad forced story shit

>ruined BJ, no longer a stoic and silent superspy, now he's a fucking cuck who whispers to himself constantly, half of it being pseudo-intellectual awful video-game-writing philosophy shit

>cod-style "aim down sights and wait for enemy to pop head out of cover" gameplay except now you can explore these shooting galleries after the firefight and collect useless fucking shit, having to mash the interact key every time, wow!!

>non-human enemies are total shit, no more actually scary mutants and zombies like in rtcw, now we have shitty robots with le emp grenade weak spot maymay

>terrible bosses

>quicktime events and cinematic takedowns

>being interested in a sequel to this garbage

>>387633592
>germany backstabbed italy
not like they were helping anyways desu
What happened to the based finns?

>>387631449
Hammer and sickle

>>387631449
>>387632385
Nah, he still has work to do so having him standing and advancing towards the viewer is best.

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>>387633831
I scoured the newspapers in the resistance hideout, but found nothing.

Guess Deathshead found nothing of use for Spurdo

>>387633724
>>387633819
>STOP LIKING THINGS THAT I DON'T!

Butthurt whiny naziboo losers, they lost get over it

>>387632850
Youre aware this isn't man in the high Castle, right? The Germans betrayed and conquered the Japs. They didn't both get a nice addition to their empires.

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>>387633831

This might not be canon, but do you honestly believe Germany, in the Wolfenstein universe, would let any other country run free, regardless of if they were an ally or not?

No, Nazi Germany wanted to control the world, and that's what happened in the Wolfenstein universe. I doubt Japan or Italy were allowed to rule themselves and instead were just annexed like every other fucking country on Earth

>>387633985
Good. I'm glad ol' spurdo isn't having to lick nazi bootheels at least. Although I can't say I wouldn't like to fight Lauri Torni as a boss.
>>387634153
Do they at least fight with the nazis?
>>387634156
Germany was too autistic in ww2 to have any long-term plans of world domination, they were more concerned with just shitting up europe.

>>387634107
It's not "stop liking things that I don't", it's "stop liking things that took a huge fucking shit on one of the most important FPS series and killed it".

>>387634107
Anon, use your thinker for a second

What do you honestly think those guys want when they post like that

>>387633819
>now he's a fucking cuck who whispers to himself constantly, half of it being pseudo-intellectual awful video-game-writing philosophy shit
Where was this? He didn't do it from the 30 minutes Bethesda showed.

>>387633724
People actually like the game, believe it or not.

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>>387634303

I'm not talking real life Nazi Germany but Wolfenstein Nazi Germany

The Nazi's in Wolfenstein wanted the world and got the world

>>387634359
That post is about TNO
But don't worry, you'll have plenty of moments to tip your fedora toward the screen with edgy whispering in this new game

>>387634369
Half this place doesn't though. Thing is, that's the half he hails from. Don't even bother replying. You'll be playing chess with a pigeon.

>>387634423
Look, buddy, I just wanna fight japs, spaghetti niggers and nazis all in one game. Is that too much to ask?

>>387634318
>Took a shit on Wolfenstein
Not really, in fact it helped Wolfenstein a bunch. New Order was hell of a lot more popular than any other Wolfenstein game and sold pretty well too. People like the game, but I can see why you don't

>>387634482
I'd look to 5th and 6th gen games for that. Krauts already annexed the gooks and spaghetti niggers in this series.

>>387634562
What gen are we on now? 3rd?

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>>387634482

Hey, I'm on the same page as you man. I'd love to fuck up everyone the Nazi's had allied with in WW2. The fucking warcrimes the Jap's committed were nearly up there with the Nazi's.

>>387634476
Like?

>>387634480
>Half of this place doesn't
What makes you think that?

>>387634671
>nearly
The shit ishii was doing in manchuria makes mengele look like a fucking pediatrician. Too bad Macarthur had to be a faggot and give him immunity, though.

>>387634532
A classic series can be ruined with a new entry even if the new entry sells well and sparks some renewed interest in the original. Point is, what made the original good is dead and the magic's gone.

>>387634787
To you, it is.

>>387634745
Sorry, you'll have to wait until October for your dose of "hurr video game is an art form le edgy deep quotes by le BJ electric boogaloo" garbage

>>387633141
Hitler turned on Italy, according to an old newspaper in New Order. Not sure about Japan though.

>>387634762
Oh for fuck's sake anon.
What normally happens in these threads? Really. Its a miracle this shit hasn't gone to the r_theDogs yet.

Everyone here is normally in a pissing contest to see who's the most bitter, contrarian, obnoxious, inflammatory, jaded, pseudo-intellectual shitter. I can hear the cracking as half this boards users shove their heads further and further up their own asses.

>>387634863
To anyone who knows anything about the originals, it is. This is garbage for edgy teens who want to act like they "don't play any of that call of duty crap hurr le old school XD" while not knowing anything about old fps. Maybe at best they have a fucking zdoom folder with brutal doom or some shit

>>387634910
Can you tell me what BJ said that hurt you?

>>387635053
"Fuck you, moon"

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>>387635053
Anon, count the buzzwords in each of his posts.
How many can you spot? Once you've spotted them, you can tell us if your think he's actually here to discuss anything.

He's just another bored faggot here to vent the frustrations of his never ending depression on anonymous users of a Cambodian fishing net forum.

>>387635053
Everything
He shouldn't talk
And he sure as shit shouldn't be saying pseduo-intellectual horseshit that sounds like a fanfiction every time there aren't any enemies around

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>>387635047
>It's an "It's new, so it's garbage" episode

>>387635243
Nice try. I rate Doom 2016 as one of my all-time favorites though. Nu-Wolf is just actual shit.

>>387635227
Good point, he's just another jadded faggot.
>>387635237
>He shouldn't talk
Why not you fag?

>>387635032
That's a good point. Thanks to whole ANTIFA bullshit going on, so many people think this game is SJW shit, which is a real shame since people didn't think that way for The New Order.

>>387633075
puppet governments

they also dropped a nuke on manchuria or something. an article mentioned something about supercities they were building there

>>387635314
Yeah, but the problem is that your comparing TNO with the older games way too much.

>>387635343
Because it's almost as bad as making Doomguy talk

So glad they kept the baby portrait on the difficulty select screen.

>>387635493
They nuked China and the US

>>387635502
How? Because their games were similar?

>>387631449
replace the jacket with literally anything else

change the posture to make him weary but still ready to fight

>>387635497
Even when setting aside the older games, it has so many shortcomings. This post is full of buzzwords for comedic effect but each point is actually a legitimate criticism >>387633819

Especially #3

The game is essentially a cod campaign with corridor exploration

>>387635586
did they nuke china or manchuria?

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>>387635032
>ts a miracle this shit hasn't gone to the r_theDogs yet.
why are you anti white leftists so triggered by white people not hating their own race?

>>387635693
I kinda like the corridor exploration, it made the game feel more focused and giving it more of a solid pacing.

Plus the shooting in the game was godly.

>>387635836
How is this game anit-white?

>>387635820
both, I think

>>387635953
you help black supremacist, ANTIFA, and communists to kill white people

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>>387635953
Anon....
What do you think he's going to do
What do you think he's here for

why does the man who single handedly killed mecha-hitler need to team up with a bunch of yellow bellied commie fuckwads to slay some nazis?

Why do people go into threads of the games that they don't like?

>>387636064
I don't know why thry feel so attached to ww2 era Nazis. Hell even the KKK is scared of the Nazis.

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>>387636064
not your safespace, cuck

>>387636053
grow up

>>387636148
because this time he isn't going up against some castle guards and is instead fighting the entire world so he probably needs all the help he can get

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Blowjobs Bleszinski has already been through here

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>>387636148
I guess he's just not as unstoppable as Doomguy?

I mean, with a guy in a helmet, you can pull the lifeless avatar cipher thing much more easily, but when your protag has a face, it's much harder, or at least somewhat more awkward. If he talks, other characters become somewhat more of a necessity.

also>>387636315

>>387636259
stop being a subservient cuck

>>387636429
your bait is painfully cringey, just please stop.

>>387635836
>>387635953
I think the big hang up with the whole race portrayal in video games thing isn't that they're necessarily anti-white or anti-male, it's that white males are the only race that can be used for all different type of characters. if a character is a woman, minority, gay, etc, then the character is always invariably this perfect mary sue with no character flaws. They can't be evil, they can't be comic relief, and they can't have major flaws, because this would bring the fun police out of the woodwork to berate the developers for being insensitive or whatever.

We need to start having more diverse characters in all archetypes, not just one-dimensional fanfic tier MUH BADASS WOMYN WHO CAN KILL 50 PEOPLE WITHOUT EVEN TRYING. That one anon who made the post about if Guybrush from Monkey Island was a girl summed it up nicely.

>>387636514
>just please stop.
why, do you want an SJW safespace?

>>387636429
>>387636053
So helping Americans and killing Nazis is anti-white? Also how is the black bitch a supremacist? Hell if you get ride of the Germans you help out the KKK.

>>387636514
then stop replying to his bait you idiot

>>387636598
killing white people to help out black supremacists and communists is anti white

killing white people who have pride in their own race is anti white

>>387636638
this

Also, as nice as the gunplay was, I hope he moves faster in this one. Its heavily implied that he's using the Yiddish magic suit that Caroline had, so that better get him going faster.

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>>387636552
Finally someon who can criticize a game in a civil way. Japan can still do evil black characters I.E. Balrog or Black Baron, even black directors do it see Luke Cage. It's just that some whites feel like it'd be racist for some reason.

>>387636762
You don't kill the KKK you literally help them you idiotic faggot. Also killing ww2 nazis doesn't make you a commie.

>>387631449

A normal haircut instead of a Justing Bieber comb-over for 12 year olds.

I'd also have him posing with one foot on a Marx or Lenin statue head. He's killing scores of German National Socialist Party soldiers, may as well be destroying figure heads of socialism also.

>>387636336
this looks decent. why do every game cover has to be the mc holding a weapon and looking "cool"?

>>387637036
Why would the Germans have a statue of a commie?

>>387633819
>no more actually scary mutants and zombies

I think this annoyed me more than anything else they fucked up with on TNO. I got excited when they introduced one of those giant roid rage mutant super soldiers and thought "sweet, now we'll be getting monsters" aaaaaand no, back to shooting boring bullet sponges 95% of the rest of the time.

>>387636552
Fucking this.

>>387636913
>you literally help them you idiotic faggot
then why are you helping black supremacists and communists?

>>387637245
because commies fucking deserve it almost as much as nazis do

>>387637152

What part of socialist in in German National Socialists Party is tripping you up?

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>>387634482

>>387637284
They aren't commies ya git and by removing the Germans who hated the KKK with a passion they can roam free like normal. You even see a German Soldier bully two KKK members.
>>387637397
They defiantly wouldn't have a statue of anyone but Hitler up.

>>387633592
>Germany backstabbed Italy
good fucking riddance

>>387631449
Make it an omage to the original Wolfenstein cover. Doom 2016 did it with it's reverse cover and it's much better than "generic guy with gun standing stoically"

>>387633592
Didn't they annex italy anyways IRL because they were fed up with their shit?

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>>387637619
That's what the Old Blood did

>>387637807
He needs to be smiling and firing a minigun towards the sky

>>387637769
Pretty much, yeah

>>387634482
Yes. You need just one antagonistic force, otherwise the story becomes muddled.

>>387637769
Not at all.
They attacked Italy in 43' because Italy signed an armistice with the Allies following the Sicilian landing but there was a huge confusion because chain of command was broken, so the King and the general managed to escape while soldiers were left without orders, and were eventually defeated and imprisoned by Germans in some regions while others remained in partisans' hands and others in Allied hands.

>>387635053
>When I was a kid, the Red Tide was rising. Went into the water on account for disobeying my father. Felt like my skin was on fire
>Like my skin was on fire.

>>387634671
>nearly
Actually japs killed more civilians than Germany ever got to, I don't want to lessen the impact of what the Reich did but if evil was measurable Japan would be just as bad as Germany in WWII.

Wolfenstein/Doom crossover when?

>>387638957
niggers

>>387638957
Weebs

>>387639094
Weebs are a menace

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>>387632385
>he doesnt like the yellow and black kill bill-like jacket

>>387639040
>>387639094
acceptable answers

>>387637284
>what is "the enemy of my enemy is my friend"

>>387631449
I just realized that was a parachute on his shirt and not diamond dogs

>>387631449
replace all the helmets with dead nazifrogs

saved by the bell

>>387638918
Prolly never

>>387641807
good. doomguy should be apolitical.

>>387631449
Am i the only one who hates this new look?

He looks like he belongs in a slasher flick as the jock guy who fights the killer at the climax and not the badass soldier/agent that he is.

>>387631449
looks fine as is