Can we have some DEEP Mario lore?

Why do you want DEEP Mario and not DEEP Peach?

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Peach has a buttplug and it's stuck

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>>387627361
Mario is a pedo?

It doesn't even look like he is saving her. That's a kidnapping.

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>mozarp

what did he mean by this?

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Mario has a gun.

>>387627361
I have this trunk. They sold it at kmart.

>>387631831
He's so strong he's never had to use it.

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The Famicom is canon in the Mario universe.

Prepare to have your mind blown.

Mario consumes magic mushrooms and even grows them inside his garden. When he eats them he grows in size (his mind is expanded).

Then one day his garden gets attacked by turtles who eat all the mushrooms. This makes Mario very angry.

Then while high as fuck Mario gets out into a journey in some forest or something to defeat the turtles. He even crawls into sewer pipes and into the local lake. He stomps on every turtle he finds and kicks them away. There he's been a turtle epidemic lately.

During his journey he is trying to collect coins other people lost, so he can buy himself more drugs. (More lives).

Princess Peach never existed, it is just his daughter who ran away because her single dad kept neglecting her and instead just ate mushrooms the whole day.

It is all in Marios imagination.

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The Legend of Zelda is canon in the Mario universe.

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Some of the ghosts in Luigi's mansion have a portrait implying they lived in the past. Chuancy has once to but the Game Boy Horror says he was born a ghost so....

>>387633118
>putting your shoes near food you eat

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JoJo references are canon in the Mario universe.

When are we going to get an official Mario timeline? There's obviously a timeline split after partners in time but I'm not sure if Mario Party happens in the baby or adult timeline

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Street Fighter, Dragonball, TMNT, Starfox, Gundam, Secret of Mana and Dragon Quest are all canon in the Mario universe.

>>387633118
Holding the controller sideways is canon in the Mario universe

>>387633760
That looks like Buster Bunny but it's probably just a kiddified Bugs.

>>387633760
I want to fuck bugs bunny. Always. Even when I was just 7.

>>387634336

but the gravestone says 1972 backwards

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>>387634336
>Composer of The Magic Flute

>>387634336
Can we stop this Mozart is still alive meme?
There is no way im still alive guys get real.

Post the double cherry gif.