>Hi, I'm here for the job interview

>>387622357
thats me

>>387622357
That's a god awful depiction of Kratos. I wouldn't hire him on that basis alone.

quality thread OP

>>387622357
Why would you be wearing shorts to a job interview.

>>387624001
That's clearly an arm

>>387624041
No.

>>387624041
That's a leg

>manager at a chain store
>never hire anyone with a prominent tattoo
The pissed of feminists are hilarious

>After we have checked your calves for tattoos we won't hire you because that's some godawful tattoo.

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I spoke to a few of your friends on Facebook, and they tell me that according to your Steam profile, you spent 30 hours in the last week playing a game called "Sakura Spirit".

Care to explain this?

>>387626968
>having facebook

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>>387624487

>working at a chain store

>>387626968

>having a facebook at all

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>>387622994

>hi I'm here for the job interview
Me btw

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>we won't hire you because you don't have enough experience
>can't work to get enough required experience

>>387622836
You may be wondering how I ended up in this situation

>>387626968
Well, sir, it appears you found the wrong person's Facebook profile, because I don't have a Facebook account.

>>387627790
Nepotism is the only way to bypass that shitty requirement.

>>387622357
Cause I'm showing off my calf to the interviewer

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>>387627790
>try to get supermarket night janitor job during college
>they say I need 6 months work experience minimum
>make up a job at Big 5 and give them a dead store's phone number
>get the job

>>387628007
This. Unfortunately the phrase "It's not what you know it's who you know" is correct.

>>387622357
I'd turn that down because of how shitty the tattoo is and not because of the tattoo itself, who in their right minds would ever allow it to happen

>>387624487
>Not asking to see their tattoos
>Not hiring based on how cool they are
What the fuck are you doing my man
Tattoo does not equal feminist, you're ruining a good opportunity to rustle some jimmies here.

>>387624487
Guess what, I work at a top tech firm in Manhattan making $70k a year and have a full sleeve on one arm as well as tattoos on my calves and ankles, I have these on full display everyday I'm in the office. If you're good at what you do nobody gives a shit if you have tattoos or not

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>So what made you choose... that for a tattoo, anon? Do you like working with children?

>>387627790
>he didn't start working at age 5 to get enough experience to be a janitor in your 20's
Git gud

>>387628823
>Well you see sir, I like to get stepped on by children, that what's my tattoo symbolizes

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>>387627790
>Made S-corp with a few friends to create a SaaS website with the most sought out for languages
>Used it to say we had the required experience and got ourselves actual jobs
Sure costed a fuckload though

Is it true getting a tatoo on your hand is actually the worst place to get one? I've always wanted to get the Outsider's mark on my left hand

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>>387622357
You're hired

>>387628673
>tattoos
>cool

grow up retard

>job interview
>bare leg showing

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>>387628773
>has tattoos

hey buddy, you cross my path and im getting you fired, whatever it takes.

>list requirements
>get applicants
>hire the best applicant
You dont actually need to fullfill the requirements, you just need to be the best applicant.

>>387622357
>of course, but first, I must take a good look at your calf.

>>387628823
That's a woman probably. She'll be fine.

>>387629921

Depends on what it is and where you're trying to get hired. Despite what /v/ believes most jobs that aren't retail/actually matter don't give a shit about tattoos as long as you're qualified and they aren't something offensive. I worked as a nursing assistant for 6 years and you'd be surprised how many doctors and surgeons have sleeves.

>>387626968

While I have a kikebook, I made everything invisible to non friends including my friends list and am one of those faggots with an anime profile pic. No one's finding me.

>>387631054
That's good to know, but I was more talking about how the hand supposedly gets super wrinkly when you get older

>>387626968
Not a single of my friends on steam are friends with me on facebook.

Facebook is exclusively for chatting with my little sister and big brother. I hardly ever post any status updates, if I do it's something like "I moved apartments now, here's where I live".

>>387628773
>70k a year in manhattan
this is b8

>>387631461
>letting one of the most information hungry corporations know your exact address

there is literally nothing wrong with tattoos

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>>387622357
That's my journal.

>>387629921
if you can see a tattoo on someone when they are wearing a suit, its in a bad spot. my brother is literally covered in tattoos from his collar bones down to his wrists and ankles. still works in a corporate environment and no one in his office knows he has a single tattoo.

>Job
>Not earning your money from Youtube while playing video games

>>387628773
>work at a top tech firm in Manhattan
>making $70k a year
>good at what you do
Hmm, something here isn't adding up.

>>387628773
>$70k a year
>Manhattan
So basically you're bragging about being homeless?

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>Experience requirement for an entry level, dead end, minimum wage job
>Meanwhile the fucking smug ass boomers who lived in a world where said job required nothing, and paid enough for them to buy a fucking house at age 25 with most of them being high school graduates, or even drop outs, tell us we're lazy/lucky
Just end this world already.

>>387633531
name one dead end minimum wage job requires experience and not on job training you fucking faggot

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>>387635137
telemarketer, sales representative in any clothes store, typist in a city government office, barista

t. someone who cant find a fucking job because ive been working as a contractor for a decade

When it comes time to hire new workers, half of the applications I get go in the trash immediately. I don't hire unlucky people.

>>387635763
ebin, I saw that on 9gag too xD

>>387633531
just purge this whole fucking world and the misery festering within it
anyone who finds joy in this world has found it from the mired labour of people beneath them

>>387622357
You're hired, the next step is to come up with your clown name.

>>387633531
>>387636354
>the while world should die because I'm too lazy to get a job

>>387628773
>70k in Manhattan
>top tech firm
>good at what you do
Something isn't adding up here

>>387633238
>>387638550
You don't have to samefag just because you're jealous.

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>>387638729
>implying

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>>387628673
>hire people based on tattoos
>wonder why a bunch of degenerates are working for you
>eventually go out of business because your employees steal from you and treat customers badly

>>387628773
It's because you're in a coastal area where retards run most of the companies at different levels. Being in the tech industry is different from being a doctor, lawyer, CEO as well.

Not to mention you're not at any TOP tech firm in manhattan since almost all of them are centered elsewhere, although they do have some places there where they do administration. Are you some data entry retard buddy? 70k is low in tech.

I make 70k from home doing contracting more or less part time software engineering.

>>387640814
He's obviously lying, since 70k in Manhattan is not a good salary. Like at all.

>>387624041
nigga if your arms are that thick you must be over 300 pounds

>>387641031
Yeah but even fucking retards in tech for 10 years in lowly positions can make 70k.

I get he's lying but I posted (normally only lurk) because he was sure people were samefagging and I guarantee that isn't the case.