Is there a style of hair that screams "gamer" at people?

>>387601317
unkempt and unwashed.

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>>387601317
>I want the pewdiepie audience!

>>387602023
pretty much this bonus point for dandruff

DUDE

>>387602249
*SNOOOORT*

You hear you lose

'OOOOKGHAY!?

How long till he has a heart attack?

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>>387601317
>you will never be this greasy

>>387601317
Why does /v/ hate DSP?
>points out bullshit from:
>gaming media
>game devs
>youtube gaming channels
>gaming in general

>"b-b-but he's bad at bideo games ;("
fuck off

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Gamer Hairstyle is this 'special occasion' Hairstyle.

>>387604389
>watching e-celebs
Kek, you're retarded!

>>387604389
You have to be 18 to post on this site kiddo, fuck off and go follow DSP on twitter.

Ok lads post some dsp vids let's have a laugh

>when your face is so fat and ill-defined you have to grow a goatee as a replacement chin

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this suicidal anime avatar retard is the type of person who is SoK

LOL

>>387603273
He's going to kill himself well before that happens.

SoK & TIHYDP are funny until you realize how much time they dedicate to one man.

SoK might even be worse at games than him. For all the production that Tekken 7 video had, they kept losing to him.

>>387604868
It's honestly fascinating the amount of work these people put to make this montages, let alone their podcasts where they spend literally hours talking about dsp, they know his life better than him.

Unwashed/greasy, balding/thinning (despite being under 30), and overreacts to the wind are basically the quintessential gamer hair qualities.

>>387604868
Maybe SoK and TIHYDP creators waste shitton of time on DSP, but then you also come to realize that is ONLY cringeworthy thing they do. There's reason why the thread on them in kiwifarms is only about 20 pages.

>>387605053
>overreacts to the wind
How to stop this?

>>387602801
I hate the cadence in his voice when he says okay he soulds like hes saying it in a condescending way like the viewers are too dumb to understand what he just said.

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>>387601317
ABSOLUTELY

B
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>>387605239

Buzzing it would solve all of those problems.

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>>387601317
Half-hourly reminder.

>>387605580
But I like my long hair. Keeps me warm in the winter and sort of helps keep sun out of my eyes in the summer.

>>387601317
this guy depresses me

Casual observers>>>Dogshit>>>DSP>>>SoK>>>DSP Fans

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>>387601317
Post you're face only if you're not a cuck loser begging for e-money on 4chan.

>>387605693
Then let me tell you something to cheer you up anon, you see even in a situation as shitty as his, dsp can still turn things around and be a better a person if he is serious about it, he can still be sucessful if he works hard enough. In life nothing's over till you're dead, so don't feel depressed, he brought it upon himself and does nothing to change things.

>>387604845
>suicide memes
easiest way to spot someone who's like 15

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>>387606343
I hate the whole "lmao I'm so fucking depressed i'm gonna kill myself XD" attitude so many teenagers have because it pretty much lessens the issues of people who actually have depression.

>>387605637
who the fuck are these people

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>see random person give political opinions on twitter
>first word they say in their description is "gamer"

Glad you cleared that up

>>387606564
Seriously.

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No matter how shit my life is, the thought that I am not dsp is usually enough to cheer me up.

>>387605926
broken relationship mechanics woooooooow

>>387601317
>tfw you have a hair style that apparently makes people assume you smoke weed
or maybe its because I live in oregon

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What happened? They were such a lovely couple.

>>387607829
This picture goddamit look at their faces screaming for one "the fuck is wrong with my life choices" and the other one "muh kwality khantent, bottom line is i'm going to fuck"

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>>387607478
>I am not DSP

>>387607829
She started working and got a real taste of life.

>>387607829
It was going nowhere. I mean, wasn't his hand basically forced into proposing her because she was apparently lying about a fake engagement ring or something? In general she's in her 20s and wants to settle down but DSP didn't really seem interested.

>>387601317
Does he not see that ugly, large pimple? Why would you show it off like that?

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>>387607478
>tfw not DSP
>tfw not Anthony Burch
>tfw not Randy Pitchford

>>387605671
Whatever u say but to other people you just look like some hobo Jesus.

I want to be as cool as DSP.

DSP General?

>>387601317
He looks like a butch lesbian with a goatee.

He got fat again

>>387605770
I'm an ironic fan, above all other things

>>387606564
>Depression
>Real

It's bullshit excuses for wimps and lazy people, not a real disease.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3roCeDhse4

>>387608960
Sure.

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>>387608479
>tfw not any of those people
>but i am me which is worse than all of them combined

>>387601317
But he looks the same as before

>>387608863
>again

>>387609101
it's a fucking man

>>387608960
Thought the same until I developed neurosis one day, and turned into wreck.

Your brain is an organ just like any other, it can fail you.

>>387608976
Fucking Snort BUrnell... I love that fucking channel.

>>387601317
Was this the guy that was jacking off on livestream?

>>387607829
>that apartment

Good fucking lord. Is this what the brink of suicide looks like?

*snort*

>>387601317
JUST
POP
IT
ALREADY

I WAS

why the fuck does he snort so much?

>>387608185
You've got the roles reversed, I bet Philip would like for nothing more than to have someone as submissive as Leanna around at all times, she basically filled the role of his mother and lover.

>>387609151
Neurosis is literally not a real disease. Even less real than depression.

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tevin and evilaj are the only good Phil khantent makers

>>387609353
Smoking and/or bad diet.

>>387609151
Mind over matter

>>387609101
>>387609412
What race is this?

i need your cheers & bits to continue doing this as a jahb

>>387604389
Not only is he ridiculously bad at video games, but he's also a moron who constantly blames the game for his own mistakes.

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>>387609515
Pandalee is not asian. That is all.

>>387609353

Gout.

>>387608960
Except literally everything in life is dependent on your mentality.

Are there videos covering Phil's gout situation? And how long until this thread gets fucked by mods? I like DSP threads but no where to really talk about ecelebs.

>>387609832
>Phil's gout situation
????

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>>387605926
they broke up huh

>>387609958
Fake post

Reminder that this is what peak performance looks like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvJxiLZYBVQ

>>387610004
https://twitter.com/pandaleegames?lang=en

>>387610078
>https://twitter.com/pandaleegames?lang=en
>Joined June 2017

>>387610078
You do realize that isn't Leanna right? Somebody is just using her handle

>>387607829
bugged relationship mechanics is what happened

>>387605637
Get out, 2014-fag

So like, what happend to DSP? I went to check his channel to see how he's been doing with all the memes and stuff, but he gets less views than a inflation artist on DA.

It was just kinda sad.

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THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING THREAD

>>387605637
t. r/gaming

>>387605637
is that jazz in the center top

>>387610503
LOW

>>387608928
As long as you don't give him money you're ok.

>>387607829
>start working
>meet a lot of successful good looking mature men

Meanwhile
>wake up every morning at 6am and see her fat bf sleeping like a child
>get back from work to see her bf playing video games
>sleep alone because her bf is too busy playing video games in his """""office"""""
>bf won't go to her brother's wedding because he's playing video games
>bf didn't even rush to the hospital when she was admitted and continued to play video games

>>387609354
Is that why I want to have sex with my mom?

>>387610192
I guess that guy doesn't have a handle on the situation.

>>387608976
Fucking Christ, don't know if it's just me, but it seems like he snorts much more often than he used to. It's just unbearable at this point.

DSP is a former pro fighting game player
What have you done with your life?

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

>>387610663
wooow how was I supposed to know I had to go to the hospital

>>387608960
Putting aside the fact that you are absolutely bumfuck retarded for just a handful of seconds: here is why it is real.
Depression, for it to be classified as that, fucks with the chemical balance of your brain, sometimes to the point where it becomes impossible to correct by natural means, as you become unable to properly enjoy things as your brain no longer rewards you with the same chemical doses it used to, that made you feel better. That's where the so called "happy pills" come in: they balance out the state of your brain so it can start functioning properly again.

>>387610920
hi phil

>>387604389
hes "that kid" but grown up

>>387610920
Reminder that the year after that when all the pros where there he got his ass kicked then disqualified.

Remember to report the OP and any other idiots shilling the eceleb for rule violation. Mods delete these threads all the time, you just need to report them enough.

>>387608960
Life is easy when you're 12, isn't it?

>>387601317
Guys who look like this scream "I want to get the shit beat out of me" to my fists.

Do you think Phil talks to his house plants after he's had a few drinks?

>>387611618
>DSP
>eceleb

>>387609354
I'm sure he would, but she probably has marriage in mind.

>>387611618
Then can we have an eceleb board please?

>>387610920
I moved on from my accomplishments from 10 years ago

ALL EMPLOYEES

>>387611764
I've seen this multiple times in DSP threads and no one replies to it. What does it mean?

Did you guys play any games in your office today?

heart attack, suicide or debtors prison?

>>387611817
Watch any RE dsp playthrough

post DSP kino

>>387611817
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=dsp+all+employees

>>387601317
Who the fucks goes through the effort of complimenting him?

How can someone like such a cancer?

Jesus...

>>387611910
He has a ear crease, it's only a matter of time if he does not change his life style.

>>387612028
How can one man put out so much quality content inspiring other to insane media feats?

>>387612152
What does ear crease mean

>>387610323
>>387610519
Newfag niggers

>>387612074
it gets worse, some of the comments call him handsome and the manliest guy they've ever seen, though it might just be that one viking guy making fake girl profiles because he wants DSP's cum.

>>387601317
gotta love dsp

>supposedly strapped for cash
>still has shit like amazon prime netflix

I swear to god his problem has always been living above his means

>>387611910
DSP have bugged death mechanics, so he's immortal

>>387612252
Ear crease is normally a sign of heart disease, put that with his very unhealthy life style and what the break up has done to his mental health, suicide or a heart attack is not really far fetch for Phil at this point.

>>387610495
All his money comes from twitch streaming and his monthly "oh god please give me money I'm so pitiful" routine nowadays.

>>387611764
>>387612028
Why the FUCK did he think that was funny for that long?

>>387612471
Bug the numerous bugged life mechanics always keep him at the edge

>>387601317
God what an ugly human being.

>>387612568
what

>>387612329

>see some random tweet with a 50 year old creep wearing some dsp hoodie.
>it's viking

Jesus christ, yeah it's probably other guys like that who compliments.

>>387604389
>points out bullshit from various gaming platforms and representatives
>creates a double standard by enacting in the very same bullshit
WOW DUDE

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>>387605637
>calling chadpapi an e-celeb

>>387612535
Paramedic/RN here, the ear crease (otherwise known as Frank's sign) is NOT meant to be taken as 100% proof of cardiovascular disease.

Of course, given how much of a lazy slob DSP is, none of us would really need any evidence whatsoever. I just find it funny when he threatens physical violence to anyone, my nephews can wreck his ass.

>>387612787
He's either fucking with everyone or he's the least self aware person on the planet after the alt-left

>>387610663
She was working in retailer. Phil makes more than the guys she worked with

>>387612406
>pays for 2 internet lines one for business one for pleasure
>think part of his 'job' is to upload 50 unedited videos and babysit them

>>387613167
And? Nothing should stop her from fucking her better-looking co-workers or even customers on the side

>>387611092
>wooow how was I supposed to know I had to go to the hospital

That video was hilarious for all the wrong reasons. DSP still managed to make a video about his GF being rushed to ER somehow all about himself and how he was inconvenienced by it all.

>dude, where's my car?

>>387604845
holy shit I know a guy exactly like this

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>>387601317
Why is he so fucking ugly? Even Nemesis is more handsome

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>>387609420
>mind is made of matter
capcha: STOP School

>>387608960

Chester Bennington. Got raped for 12 years. Powered through, became a millionaire despite trauma and depression.

Yeah, i guess he both fits these two criterias of yours?

>>387609515

Thot.

>>387601317
Didn't know Ricky Gervais played games.

KAHM AHHHHN

>>387609412
>tevin

That braindead goof is lame and mundane as fuck. I cant believe people enjoy watching some permafried zombie nigger mumble incoherent shit over dsp videos.

>>387615304
>permafried

What did he mean by this?

>>387615753
google it faggot

>>387610785
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

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>>387609583
So...like /v/?
I don't see why a board that acts like him, trashes him.

>>387617807
You just answered your own question. If we act like him then obviously we're also massive narcissistic hypocrites with no self-awareness

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>>387611116
Anyone who uses the phrase "chemical balance" when talking about depression almost always has no fucking clue what they're talking about.

"happy pills" often don't balance shit, they merely make you a vacuous retard.

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>>387601317
>pays for a haircut
>looks the same
JUST

>>387618339
He actually travelled 2 towns away because the hairdresser is "young, around my age... and, uh... about the same age, and she's good"

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>>387618339
>goes grocery shopping (workout)
>gets pecs

>>387613579
They aren't rare

>>387618542
why is his thumb so far apart

>>387618841
Thats his head

>>387618339
That's why I cut my own hair like any normal person would do.

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The worse he gets, the more DSP defenders there are in these threads.

>>387605637
>>387605637
where's cosmo?

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>>387619304
Theres some that actually gave him 2 thousand dollars and REEE when they see SoK.

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>>387601317
What's a good hairstyle, /v/?

>>387601317

>be a greasy fuck
>thinks this hairstyle fits him

Why do fat people grow out this type of hairstyle?

>>387615304
He also literally benefits from doing DSP videos and streams. I also bet people who post about Leanna are him because Tevin is mad thirsty for her.

>>387619621

those are the eyes of someone who wants to watch the world burn.

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>>387605637
>not wanting Chad-posting on /v/
Get the fuck out

I WAS BLOCKING THAT!

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>>387606564
Reddit/twitter culture is fucking cancer.