How do I get idiots like you to pay me for playing games?

>>387585986
Be a woman.

be an obnoxious faggot and pretend you are running a charity and dye your hair red or green, also unfunny

Rocket League

>>387585986
MEDDL

>>387585986
Think of a nice catch phrase.

But I don't pay people for playing games.

Appeal to reddit's users

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>>387585986

>>387587791
LOIDE

>>387585986
Pander pander pander pander pander

Don't forget to like and subscribe. Be liberal as all hell, only people like Pewdiepie can get away with not being progressive as fuck. Literally every other person needs to be in line with liberal dogma, even JonTron couldn't get away with it. Only play the newest released games and make a video within days of it's release. Constantly network and get other YouTubers and Twitch streamers to notice you so you can get those views from their fans. Make sure your humor is tween level, you can do complicated stuff later but you need to be the Adam Sandler of video games before that otherwise people won't care.

The issue is the market is too saturated at this point. Trying to be your boring normal ass self won't get you noticed, so you have to be the biggest visible idiot you can to get noticed which means you have to be crazy desperate for attention and act like slimeball for at least the first year.

>>387585986
Be unique and appeal to my intellect, not 10yo kids. J/k, you have to be retarded to give streamers money in the age of oberdose of free entertainment.

>>387585986
mettwurst loide

don't know who that idiot in op is but the german memes have me worried

>>387585986
Meddl loide

ETZADLA

>>387588767
hol' up
carrying a branch for a long time causes it to pop into a tree?

Rainer gib a ruh